#ft. atsushi's foot

[c0riiander]

wuh oh

[mylittlesecrethaven]

Ok, It Gets Better, Then It Gets Worse

BEFORE YOU READ! KNOW THAT THERE'S SOME CRAZY SHIT IN THIS! VERY BIG TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR INSANE KINKS! DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT I SWEAR! THIS FIC IS NSFW TO THE MAX! DO NOT READ THIS AND COME AT ME I HAVE WARNED YOU!

I decided to read some more of I Love Atsushi to see if it gets better or worse.

And.... it's.... ok?

I mean, a few parts after the first one are ok....

There's plenty of incest, but I've read enough of that to be ok with it. (For fics, in this instance)

And then.... it gets sooo much worse.

I've never read the words dog pussy so fucking much.

No joke, there's a part where the reader is a dog and Atsushi's just super down bad.

And I'd be fine with that. I'm ok with bestiality shit for fics.

But the term dog pussy just made me so uncomfortable.

And I didn't get too much further after that.

There's a part where the reader and Atsushi go to a bating cage.

(This is gonna get weird, so I'm cutting it here. Yes, it's weirder than the dog pussy imo)

And there's lots of very public sex in this.

Like, there's people bating in the cages beside Atsushi and reader. (It's implied anyway)

And reader just strips their pants while Atsushi shoves the bat up their pussy.

And not just a little bit, no no no.

From the end of the bat all the way to the fucking handle.

(And I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that!)

And then he just picks up the reader while they still have the bat inside them by the bat's fucking handle, and swings them.

And fucking hits a ball with the reader on the FUCKING BAT!

I had to stop after that.

It was too ridiculous.

But I will say, there's some shit in their I don't mind.

Ima check and see if there's any piss kink kinda shit, but besides that, I probably won't read too much more.

But I'll keep whoever is actually interested in this in the know.

(But also, I'm still amazed at the author's brain for coming up with this. I fucking love twisted people. Never a dull moment)

EDIT FROM LATER: I COMPLETELY FORGOT I WAS GONNA DO THIS SEGMENT!

I'm gonna read some of the requests that were given to the author!

And they're all somewhat worse than what I've just talked about.

(This post is so long and I'm so sorry....)

Something for a 20 inch cock and another request for a 20 foot cock

Maggots on Atsushi's dick

Vore with Dazai and Atsushi

Atsushi, Dazai, Akutagawa and Atsushi wants everyone to peel his foreskin off and his dick falls off and they have to stitch it back on

Clothed sex (the most normal one here)

Lactation (this one's pretty normal too I guess)

Atsushi fucking tied up sleeping reader (Ok, more of these are ok than I thought)

Horny Atsushi with 2 dicks

Atsushi fart fetish (???)

Reader is Atsushi's waifu body pillow

Reader is a public toilet? He shits and pisses in them? Then he fucks them wtf? (also, this is the 20 ft cock one)

Btw, that 20 inch cock one involved Atsushi getting stuck inside the reader forever

Umm.... Fiona (from Shrek), Reader, and Atsushi have a threesome.... Bestiality and long double cock for Atsushi

Atsushi fucking reader in front of entire agency (Finally, a semi-normal one)

Atsushi wears reader's skin as a skin suit (Never fucking mind)

Gun sex..... Doggy style.... Threatens to shoot reader if they cum early..... Still shoots reader anyway and leaves them to rot.... wtf....

Reader has scoliosis so Atsushi drills a hole in them (???) and snaps their bones back into place WTF?!

Atsushi fucks an orange and makes reader eat it with his cum inside (After those last few, this is kinda ok)

And then a wholesome picnic where reader and Atsushi eat pickles

I know these are probably just for shock factor (just like the entire fic itself), but some of these are sooo fucked up it makes me nervous.

Alright, I'm never going back to this so I'm just gonna list some of the rest of the parts because fuck this.

Poop kink

Body swap

Reader is tinker bell (oh hell no I know how that one's going down)

Doctor Atsushi

Atushi and Fyodor

Wax kink (this one's ok)

Atsushi has tentacle dick

Camgirl

Daddy kink (please no)

Piss kink (I'm checking this out. I'll update and say how it was) (Update: Not my kind of piss kink, but not as bad as some of the other chapters)

Reader is worm

I had to click on this one cause I couldn't read the full title (it's about bondage) and a warning says "Questionable use of organs" TF DOES THAT MEAN?!

Reader is bike (because of course)

I CLICKED ON ANOTHER ONE AND IT SAYS STOMACH ACID KINK IM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT WTF

Oh.... last chapter is.... normal vanilla sex? Ima check this and see if this is true. Will my eyes finally be ok? (This chapter was perfectly fine, but the comments were all like "This is boring! Bring us the skin suit! Bring us shit and vomit and blood and gore!" And I swear, these people were feral. They were so pissed at not having a fucked up chapter)

I swear, I'm never coming back to this unless that piss kink one is good. (Those are hard to find, don't judge me)

[thedemises]

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———writing masterlist。。。

warning! beware of the upcoming cringe you'll face in these works I've made. I hate them, so it's alright if you say they're as terrible as the shit under your foot. 👍

* : old work!

save a horse, go on a ride with the cowboy! —— [ hsr; boothill & reader ]

eh? wh- what?! —— [ ob!; mammon x mc/reader ]

oh, bartender! —— [ op; portgas d. ace x male bartender! reader ]

ice cream! —— [ gi; isekai’d! xiao & filipino! reader ]

painting nails (by force)! —— [ ob!; mephistopheles & nishisuka ]

longing! —— [ gi; bennett x reader ]

* something to savor! —— [ op; straw hats & waiter! reader ] +discontinued draft

* sarah by alex g! —— [ ocs; kaoru takamura & kaname nishisuka ]

* strategic twists! —— [ ocs; krystian karmazin & kaoru takamura ]

* a dying pained flare! —— [ ocs; evgenia yefimova (ft. miriam yefimova) ]

* purple ‘n red! —— [ op; kidd pirates x reader ]

* religious —— [ kny; sanemi shinazugawa & reader ]

* a heavy weighed heart! —— [ op; donquixote rosinante/corazón, trafalgar d. water law, & reader ]

* just for you, my friend! —— [ ocs?; a & b ]

* money count! —— [ op; straw hats & implied fem! reader ]

* up for babysitting? —— [ sxf/oc; forger family & catherine collison ]

* headpats! —— [ bsd; atsushi n., r. hirotsu, tetchō s., teruko o., d. kunikida, m. kajii, y. ayatsuji, jun’ichirō t., & reader ]

———random lol。。。

dream #1! —— [ uhh candyland? ]

dream #2! —— [ wtf is this ]

dream #3! —— [ me & my best friend being menaces lmao- ]

chibi silly boothill art! —— [ ibis paint x art of chibi boothill ]

eepy sampo! —— [ sleepy sampo koski :3 ]

chibi genti! —— [ ibis paint x art of chibi argenti :D ]

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[zukkaoru]

forgot to update. i did, in fact, stop at a gas station in middle of nowhere, indiana and struggled to get my phone service to work for five minutes so i could read the chapter. this is neurotypical behavior, i'm sure.

thoughts that no one asked for under the cut (and by "thoughts" i mean basically a liveblog except i'm regurgitating my live reading thoughts a day later)

HE'S IN HIS ADA CLOTHES!!! WE'RE SO BACK!!!

he's serving here. go off king

saw this panel with the o edited out of "count" yesterday and now i literally can't get that phrase out of my head 😐

RANPO BELOVED. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH ft. atsushi's foot

this panel goes so hard. i'm obsessed

FANGS. that's all ❤️

chuuya coming in to slay as always. forgot how much i love him in harukawa's style omg he is so !!!!!!! also he looks like he's trying so hard to be cool & mysterious here but like. it works bc chuuya is automatically the coolest person in the vicinity especially considering the other weirdo freaks he's around right now. baby you don't have to try so hard your only competition here is a Jesus kinnie, a clown, and dazai.

I JUST REALIZED I’M GOING TO BE DRIVING WHEN THE CHAPTER DROPS NOOOOO

[starscara]

W4TCH 4ND LE4RN — osamu dazai ft. atsushi nakajima

SYN0PS1S : suggestive displays of affection are completely fine, considering you don’t get caught.

C0NTA1NS : voyeurism turned exhibitionism, pet names, getting caught, workplace s-x, vaginal f-ngering, dry h-mping, making out, n-pple play, h-ndjobs, l-wd fantasies

A/N : kinktober is going poo for me so far … but i’m glad to give you day 4!! i had a good time writing this fic so i hope you enjoy it. psa though - days 5 and 6 may be out a little later than advertised because i’m a bit behind on writing. make sure to check out the masterlist for a sneak peak at what’s coming you way this week!

K1NKT0BER ’22 — #WEEKTW0

It started with a touch. Well, a couple of touches to be precise. Ever since you stepped foot in the office, Dazai couldn’t keep his hands off of you, touching you at any chance possible. Leaning in to help you with a report and sliding his hands up your back, curling his arms around your waist as you stood in the queue of the local coffee shop; Dazai just did not stop touching you.

He certainly couldn’t stop touching you now, considering your current position.

“Hey… we’re gonna get caught.” Dazai’s hands snake around to your ass, giving each cheek a generous squeeze before running his hands up your back. You grab his wrist to stop him but he expertly twists free, continuing his journey along your figure. “Dazai-”

“What’s the problem, bella?” he asks, pulling your hips closer to his torso. “There’s nobody here and there won’t be for a while, so why not make the most of our time together?”

You roll your eyes. Everyone in the office had left for the day, leaving you and Dazai alone to complete any unfinished work. Dazai, of course, had no intention of doing so, instead insisting upon annoying you whilst you were supposed to be working. His annoying quips had quickly escalated to even more annoying (and slightly intentional) touches, which then somehow turned into you being seated on his lap, arms slung around his neck whilst his hands explored your body eagerly.

“Anyone could walk in,” you protest, gasping as Dazai places a kiss in the crook of your neck. His hands resume their place on your ass, moving it backwards and forwards slowly against his crotch. “Why can’t it wait?”

Dazai retracts. “Why should it wait? There’s nobody here, and I’ve always wanted to see you flustered at work.” Your cheeks burn. “You’re always so composed-” he kisses your cheek, “-and you’re always working-” he kisses your other cheek, “-and it’s so not fair.” His last kiss lands directly on your lips, taking you by surprise. “Come on, belladonna,” he groans. “Why don’t we have some fun?”

You look around the office. Dazai is right- it’s completely deserted. Nobody wants to be working overtime and especially not on a Saturday, so what reason would anyone ever walk in? You sigh, defeated by Dazai’s logic (and partly, charm).“Fine. But if we get caught-”

“We won’t,” he responds suavely, sliding one of his hands up your blouse. “Let loose for once.” You melt in his hands as he pinches one of your nipples through your bra, a sigh of pleasure slipping past your lips. Dazai captures your open lips in a kiss and your eyes flutter shut, your hips moving on their own as it deepens.

Whispers of his name drip from your lips like honey as you continuously grind against Dazai’s forming bulge, your hands gripping onto the collar of his shirt as you feel his hips stutter upwards into your own dripping underwear. “Please…” you moan quietly into his mouth, hands fumbling to undo his shirt.

You freeze when you hear the door open.

“Is anyone here?” asks the familiar voice of your colleague, Atsushi Nakajima. “Huh, it seems not…”

Atsushi also freezes at the sight of you sitting on Dazai’s lap, one of his hands up your shirt and the other resting on your ass. The silence in the room is positively roaring, the tension so thick that not even a knife could cut it.

Dazai is the first to speak. “Atsushi! How kind of you to join us.” A surprised noise forces its way out of your throat as he continues. “What’s the problem? You look like you’ve just seen a ghost.” As if completely undisturbed, Dazai continues to roll your perked nipple in between his fingers, earning a choked moan from you.

“I’m so sorry,” Atsushi says, his voice barely above a whisper. “I’ll be leaving now.”

Dazai pouts. “Don’t do that! Please, continue whatever you’re here to do and ignore us.” His lips curl into a smirk as he looks up at you, hooded eyes swirling with mischief and lust. “We’ll make sure to be extra quiet.”

You stare at Dazai incredulously. The damn bastard; this entire exchange was his idea and he’d had the audacity to reassure you that you wouldn’t get caught, only to end up being walked in on by the least suspecting member of the agency. “You-”

Dazai presses a finger to his lips in a “shh” motion. “Didn’t we promise we’d be quiet? I’m sure poor Atsushi has a lot of work to do, so let’s not disturb him.” His hands slide from your ass to in between your legs, rubbing languidly at your folds between your underwear. Your mouth drops open in a silent gasp and your grinding resumes, suddenly oblivious to the presence of Atsushi just across the desk from you.

He can’t keep his eyes off of you. Ever since you joined the agency, Atsushi has had an indefinite crush on you. You are the most beautiful being he has laid eyes on; you had the curves, the smile and the personality to make him fall in love instantly. He had to admit that you were the subject of most of his fantasies, his hand sneaking into his pants most nights at the thought of your soft fingers wrapped around him, whispered praises directed at him slipping through your beautiful lips as he spurted his wetness all over your clenched knuckles.

Oh, a boy could dream.

His fantasies shattered in his mind’s eye as he watched you and Dazai, so intimate and unashamed. Your back was turned but the curve of your ass was enough to set him off, his cock stirring in his slacks as he watched you move back and forth on Dazai’s lap. If he strained he could hear your whispered moans of Dazai’s name, and the smug expression plastered on Dazai’s own face as he looked up at you, hand buried in between your legs.

“It seems our guest is enjoying your show, bella,” Dazai says, eyes snapping to meet Atsushi’s. “He can’t keep his eyes off of you.” His fingers flit along your jaw, turning your head to the side. You see Atsushi out of the corner of your eye, his face tomato red and his fists clenched on the desk. It almost looked as if tears were threatening to pool in his eyes.

It was in that moment you realised how cruel your lover could be.

“Well, we can’t leave him hanging, can we?” Dazai smirks as he pushes your soaked underwear to the side and presses a finger in between your dripping lips, eliciting a whine from your swollen lips. His thumb rubs at your clit as he slowly pushes his finger inside, your walls contracting rapidly.

“Dazai-!” Your moan is almost guttural as his thumb starts to draw circles on your engorged nub and his finger curls upwards, hitting the spot that he had memorised. “Please, stop…”

“Come on, bella,” Dazai whines, his face akin to that of a disappointed child. “I was just getting started, and surely you don’t want me to stop now, hm?” The intrusion of another finger sends you reeling, your tongue lolling out as you start to grind on his digits slowly.

“Mr Dazai-” You had completely forgotten about the presence of your bewildered co-worker just across the table from you. “Are you sure this is alright? I feel like I’m disturbing an intimate moment and I-”

Dazai laughs wildly, pretending to wipe away tears from his eyes. “Oh, Atsushi,” he says in between barks of laughter, “you are quite the comedian!” He pulls his fingers out of your fluttering cunt, causing you to whine at the emptiness. “If I wanted you gone, I wouldn’t have invited you in, would I? And besides-” You stare down at Dazai’s crotch as he starts to unbuckle his belt.

“I know you have a crush on my dear belladonna, so now’s your chance to see her fucked stupid.”

© ST4RSC4R4’S K1NKT0BER — deep in love. do not copy, repost or translate my works without permission.

[dinonat385]

Ten Songs (that I’ve listened to recently)

I was tagged by @akaskira . I had to redo this a couple of times because it turns out my taste hasn’t changed much since this one (which was made quite a while ago), so I had to make a rule that I can’t include the same songs.

Ai no Scenario I made a short version of it here. I haven’t actually watched the anime connected to this OP (Magic Kaito).

Bungou Stray Dog OPs and EDs “I’ll be into this anime for maybe a couple of weeks.” Months later, and I’m still here. I also watched the movie in theatres with little shame so...

Lovers by Sumika This is from the person who did the Wotakoi theme.

Gravity by Yoko Kanno and performed by Maaya Sakamoto I had a bit of trouble picking just one Maaya Sakamoto song. I haven’t listened to a lot of her songs partially because I’ve been listening to Cardcaptor Sakura’s OP “Clear” a lot. 

Nanbaka OP performed by Yuuto Uemura Ironically, I can only hear Atsushi when he sings this. Maybe it’s because I really like Bungou Stray Dogs. I was originally going to put another Honeyworks song here by either Sora Amamiya or Kouki Uchiyama and Nobunaga Shimazaki. I’m kind of cheating this “ten” list by linking those, but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Diagnosis: Lovesickness Honeyworks ft. Haruka Tomatsu  It was either going to be this one or the one with Kouki Uchiyama and Nobunaga Shimazaki, but Natsuki (the character singing this) is better than both of them combined. I kind of described their hair as “[...]what would happen if a barber with a blindfold came in with a lawnmower that he used with his left foot to cut a person's hair.”

Largo by Veracini  I’m supposed to be able to play this on the bass, but I sound terrible. Maybe I’ll get it good enough to perform eventually?

Tokyo Summer Session and this cover I also have my own cover here. I don’t really understand the logic behind “indirect kisses”. I don’t mind sharing food with someone, and if they have that much DNA in their food, that’s just gross.

Sakamichi no Apollon Medley by Yoko Kanno Yoko Kanno is a legend. She can make so many types of scores that fit so many shows, and I aspire to be like that one day. One thing that the anime has that the manga doesn’t have is this music.

She Used to Be Mine Sara Bareilles is one of my favourite singers too! She’s a brilliant songwriter and artist.

[mechewchew]

TouRan Character Heights

known as of October 15, 2017

30 cm ~ 1 foot

2.5 cm ~ 1 inch

203 - Iwatooshi (~6.7 ft)

198 - Tonbokiri

196 - Taroutachi

195 - Nihongou

192 - Otegine

190 - Jiroutachi

189 - Ishikirimaru

188 - Kogitsunemaru

188 - Yamabushi Kunihiro

187 - Nagsone Kotetsu

186 - Shoukudaikiri Mitsutada

186 - Izuminokami Kanesada

180 - Mikazuki Munechika

179 - Souza Samonji

178 - Akashi Kuniyuki

178 - Heshikiri Hasebe

178 - Kousetsu Samonji

177 - Tsurumaru Kuninaga

177 - Ichigo Hitofuri

176 - Uguisumaru

176 - Hachisuka Kotetsu

175 - Ookurikara

175 - Kasen Kanesada

174 - Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki

172 - Yamanbagiri Kunihiro

169 - Doudanuki Masakuni

167 - Nikkari Aoe

166 - Shishiou

165 - Yamatonokami Yasusada

165 - Kashuu Kiyomitsu

164 - Nakigitsune

160 - Horikawa Kunihiro

159 - Honebami Touchirou

158 - Namazuo Toushirou

157 - Urashima Kotetsu

154 - Atsushi Toushirou

153 - Yagen Toushirou

145 - Midare Toushirou

135 - Gokotai

132 - Hirano Toushirou

131 - Aizen Kunitoshi

130 - Maeda Toushirou

125 - Akita Toushirou

123 - Imanotsurugi

120 - Hotarumaru

118 - Sayo Samonji (~3.9 ft)