#fromthed

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Trans!thranduil, except legolas keeps saying things that sound wild out of context, and just never elaborates.

Legolas: my dad gave birth to me on a night just like this one.

Elledan:...

Elladan: what?

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Legolas: i never knew my sperm donor

Elrohir: I’ve literally seen you talking to Thranduil.

Legolas: yeah? I said my “sperm donor” not my ada.

Elrohir: hhhhhhhhhhhh

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Legolas: my siblings and i are all half sibs, and none of us know our other parents. Except Lasgen, but that involved drama.

Arwen: h-how would you not know who the one who carried you for a year is??? Who actively nurished your soul?

Legolas: i do know em, i said the other parent.

Arwen: i’m so confused.

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Legolas: *in the fourth age at a meeting with Aragorn, Arwen, the twins, Faramir, etc* oh yeah, Ada’s trans.

Arwen & the twins: WHAT- COULDN’T HAVE TOLD US THIS SOONER?? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CONFUSED WE WERE FOR MILLENNIA?!

[alexvacice]

I can only apologize

[gaydexvocaloid]

that sure was a splatfest huh

[thomstrainers]

ed o’brien calls blow out “blow up” like an idiot

source: “Kid A’s…Alright” by john harris for select, published november 2000

[noecoded]

this is the most hardcore miserable spiteful hatefilled thing luke possibly could have said to him LMFAOOO

[diurnalcritters]

Day 873

[roseofdarkness0]

My crackiest takeaway yet

Is that all three do be looking like siblings

[therussiancourier]

au again

-Don't touch me, employee. You're a psychopath

translating only snooore mimimimimi snoooooore mimiimmi

[blackrocks-king]

GAH--! YOUR MAJESTY, ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!

Ahh— I…

Ahem. I’m.. sorry for freezing up like that. I . . didn’t.. mean to.

I panicked..

[antisisyphus]

i have so many ideas for embroidering!!!!!

[cryptidm0ths]

tojou week day 6 : us

[eszkudo]

girl where are you

[beefbro]

When the Spirit is Hunter 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[likeadog]

shuffles my papers. thinking abt small adaptations in the population of the tombkeepers. 3000 years isnt enough to cause incredibly noticeable shifts in a human population but their isolated nature + longevity does mean i think there would be a few smaller things

for starters i think u could make the case marik & ishizu demonstrate ocular albinism (the purple / blue (and in duel links for ishizu, pink) all are ways it can be interpreted) as well as the persistence of light colored hair in the family line as a way of adapting to their low-vd3 environment. furthermore i think they probably have a tendency towards being shorter (although i think an argument could be made that because marik left the tombs as a child he breaks this pattern since he still had time to Grow His Bones) and have slower metabolisms/a lower overall body temperature

the likelihood of rickets is still a pretty high possibility given everything although we do see openings to the sky like the grate and well and we know at least Some of Them go up to the surface from time to time bc they have gas lamps and ishizu Knew Some Shit. also insects & fungi contain vitamin d as a source from diet, as do many kinds of fish, and calcium is found in various dairy products as well as taro root, which grows in egypt. that being said, it seems like the ishtars lean towards being vegetarian in some way, so (?) get under the sun hole child

stronger low light visual acuity but weaker overall color definition and sight is also pretty likely. respiration and cardiac changes in response to hypoxia (lower oxygen levels) likely include a higher resting respiratory rate, larger lungs, and more capillaries in muscle tissue. overall hearing sensitivity increase also but likely more towards the specific wavelength of sounds that are localized + audible in the muffled environment of an underground chamber

[grinchwrapsupreme]

That thing Roman does when hes trying to keep it together and has hit that last little bit of self-control and suddenly hes making faces and twisting his head around, externalizing that internal conflict before he breaks? Mwah.

[gatzbright]

i know every route in this county

dnf fic, 1.5k, one shot, gen [Established Relationship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, long drives with the one you love]

Dream glances over at George; how beautiful he looks in the evening glow, resting his head against the window and gazing out at the steady rain. Dream mourns when he has to tear his eyes away to guide the car around a bend. He speaks softly into the quiet: “You doing okay?” George sighs and looks over. “I should be asking you that.” And Dream almost crumbles, right there under George's gaze—all fond and concerned and gentle as always. “I can still worry about you," he says quietly. "You know that I do.”

[Or, When life wounds Dream, George feels it too.]