#friends and filthy old man smut and the reminder that cats are real -- i have all i need to make it through this chilly sad november morning

[smoosey]

*bites you bites you bites you*

Anejbsishs lttrs I cannot stop laughing at this 😂 Thank you, my friend, this was sorely needed!!

Baby Photo, as a thank you 🤍🤍🤍:

(Her betrayed expression as I was leaving for work)

[ki-raii]

Kenma Kozum

ONE SHOT : BABY DADDY

W: slight suggestive, kissing, fluff, kenene being rich asf( i might make a pt 2 for this.. smut??)

You were spoiled rotten by your one and only baby daddy, Kenma Kozume. Yeah, the CEO of bouncing ball corp and the well known professional gamer.

You two met on a bar where you worked at since you were having trouble in paying your own bills and college tuitions. While you were serving some drinks for the costumers, he was on the other table with his friends. He was uninterested by all of it and was only there since he was forced by his friend, Kuroo, he find away to excuse himself from the table and was ready to go home not until he saw, you.

You were getting harassed by two old men asking for a threesome and shit, since you were having a hard time getting away from these filthy men, you accidentally spilled the alcohol on the other man's blazer. The man was furios and asking you to pay him and that's where Kenma pop in throwing some money ─ may i remind you it was more than the exact prize of the cheap blazer ─ on the guy's face before grabbing you by the arm leading you from the quiet side of the bar.

He didn't know what came up to him when he have the instinct to save you but he did eitherwise. You wanted to pay back your handsome savior but he only gave you a business card telling you, "If you want to pay me back, call me when you're not busy." He said with his monotone voice. It was hot tbh.

And that's how you ended up in the man's lap while he played a game on his large set of computer. Kissing you once he get to complete a level. He caress you plump thighs that rest on the side of his waist, "What do you want to have for dinner?" He asked before leaning back on his chair facing you.

"hmm,"

You leaned in to give him a peck on the lips before smirking, "Is it okay if i have you for dinner, ken?" You asked innocently, he was used to your flirty anitics but he always complied to your requests.

He didn't say anything and man handled you there and then, with you desperately bouncing and grinding on his you know who.

After that quicky you ate real foods, you were numb that he set up the bed table for you to eat on the bed, he doesn't have a big appetite ─ unless you were the one he was eating ─ so he let you have the food all to yourself while you feed him once in a while or when he asked you to.

You were so glad you have him, you just knew he was the one God sent you as your savior. He gave you everything you wanted, you were even supported you through college until you graduated, you were si thankful for him you wanted to give him something in return, well, you gave him you, yourself since you don't have any money to pay him back. He was happy and contented with that though, you were all he needed.

Kenma snuggled closer to your side, his hands snaking around your waist while you two watched the new movie of 'Black Clover'. He rests his head on your shoulder clearly sleepy. You were glad that this man can get sleepy, he was suffering from insomnia and can't really sleep but you appeared, he can basically sleep anywhere with you by his side.

"Are you sleepy?" You asked your hand travelled on his head making it hard for him to stay up, he shook his head his nose tickling your neck. The childlike behavior made you chuckle, he wanted to stay up with you and finish the movie.

"Not.. yet" he tiredly breath out, you could feel him put all his weight on your side, his breathing was slowing down indicates that he already fell asleep with your hand on his hair, his face still burried on the crook of your neck.

"What a baby.."

You sigh before looking back at the tv, you wouldn't dare to move if you did he might not get to sleeo again, or force you to sleep with him. He reminds you of a cat, well he was basically a cat at this point.

[hela-of-ren]

Bleach Blonde

Request: 8, 15 and 21! With Matty please 💕💕    

Ohhhhh buddy, I love me some Matty goodness. Even though I love all three of those boys, Matt has always been my favorite. He’s just so lovable, I hope you enjoy!

Warning: That good car smut.

8. “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

15. “We just had sex in your car and now you’re worried about privacy?”

21. “Your inability to say no to a friend is going to get us killed someday.”

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“Oh shit, Matty! F-fuck!” Your hips drove a sensual motion over your boyfriend’s hips, your hands clutching the leather seat of his Honda Accord and your head remaining bowed so not to bump the interior.

Matt’s glasses had begun to fog up long ago, but it was still easy to see beyond the sweat and blush that his eyes were closed in total rapture. His hands had repeatedly drifted from your back, down to your rear, up your back again, and finally settling on your breasts.

“Mmf- fuck, pumpkin! You feel so good, always so fucking good.” Even when you were in control and riding the daylights out him, Matt always had a way of dominating you with his words alone. You let out a breathy moan as his hands began to knead and squeeze, his long fingers coming up to pinch and flick over your nipples. God, the things this man could do with his hands were illegal.

“Oh, oh fu- fucking shit!” Your hands came to clutch his bleach blonde curls as his mouth began to suck on your nipple.

Scratch that, his mouth was the real talent here.

Your bodies was sheen with sweat as you lowered your head more to nip and kiss at his neck, your hands tightening in his hair and only causing the man to moan against your breasts. Your hips started to thrust faster as your building climax approached.

“Matty, I’m cumming...oh god I’m gonna cum!” Your hips losing their rhythm at the exquisite feeling of sheathing for so long around his cock. His lips and hands released your nipples in order to wrap one around your waist and another to clutch up your back and into the back of your neck.

“Cum for me, Y/N. Ride my cock like I know you like, sweetheart!” Stars, his mouth became a god damn dumpster when the two of you were in the throws of passion.

You loved every filthy second of it.

Keeping a firm grasp on you his hips start to pound up into you at a faster rate, his cock hitting you just right with every thrust. Your moans grew louder with each passing second and at this rate? You didn’t have to move your hips anymore with how he was ramming into you.

With one last powerful thrust that had your back arching up into the interior of the car, you let out the loudest moan yet as Matt groaned his release into your neck. Your body went slack into his as his hips gave a few lazy last thrusts before finally slouching back into his seat, his arms gently rubbing up and down your sweaty back.

Trying to catch your breath as you both came down from your highs, you smiled against his hair as you thought about how you came to this moment while Matt continued to trace and count each knob of your spine.

The two of you had gone on your traditional Saturday date night to see the midnight premiere of Alien: Covenant. Matt was a huge lover of anything space or aliens and you couldn’t resist going to see the hype around such a classic  franchise. The jump scares and horror of the xenomorphs had you cuddling close to Matt and grasping his thigh at every kill, this only serving to thrill him and his libido the closer you got.

Needless to say, after the film had ended you found yourselves rushing back to his car, speeding through two red lights, and commencing an intense make out session after pulling into the driveway. One thing led to another and here you both were, sweaty yet insanely satisfied in the driver seat of his car.

“I hope we didn’t wake anyone up, can you imagine Mrs. Abrams coming out here and seeing us?” His low timbre took you out of your thoughts and your snorted in response before lifting your head to look at him.

“We just had sex in your car and now you’re worried about privacy?” You giggled some more as his face looked up into yours before pressing a kiss to his nose. “You’re too much sometimes, Matty.” His arms tightened around you before you felt him press a kiss to your neck.

“Can you blame me? With how loud we were in such a small space I’m surprised we didn’t flip the car.” He joked against your neck before giving a small bite and causing your body to jolt at the sudden feeling, your head hitting the interior of the car.

“Ow! Dammit and I was doing so well at keeping low.” Matt’s hands immediately came up to inspect your head as best he could in the small space, his face taking on a look of worry as his fingers massaged your forming bump.

“Oh sweetheart here, I’m sorry! Are you okay? Let me see...” It was adorable how flustered he got in these moments, it really wasn’t a big deal after all. Not like the time where Finn had accidentally elbowed you in the nose and sent you on your ass. His fingers soothed and rubbed over your head, his eyes scanning in concentration.

“This is why we can’t have nice things.” You lightly laughed until his eyes met yours. “Matt, I’m kidding. I swear it’s not that bad, just a small bump! No biggie.” Your hands came to clasp around his wrists until they dropped to hold your cheeks, his thumbs gently stroking.

“I don’t know how i put up with you sometimes.” He smirked while you rolled your eyes and set your palms against his chest.

“Definitely my great rack and superb ass, those are A+ if you ask me.” You joked.

“Well yeah those are great but, I was gonna say your iron wit and knack for indulging my fantasy for car sex.” His face was fully serious before you burst out laughing, forgetting that he was still inside you. He laughed along with you letting his head fall back against the seat before gently removing himself from you and helping you to the passenger seat, his lips pressing another kiss to your lips as you climbed over him.

You reached into the back seat and grabbed your discarded clothes ignoring your bra and choosing to only slip your panties back on before grabbing Matt’s shirt, chucking your skinny jeans and tank top back where you grabbed them. As you began to button up the shirt, you noticed Matt was glued to his phone with his brow furrowed and still stark naked.

Not that you were complaining.

You leaned over the center console and peered over at his screen. “What’s up, buttercup?” Your clothed shoulder bumping his as his thumbs began typing a response. He shook his head before fiddling around with the glove compartment.

“Poe thinks he left his notes for bio chem in my car. Probably lost track of them when I drove to and from Maz’s lab.” He shut the glove compartment before glancing out the window for a few seconds and finally opening the door.

“Matt, what are you doing? You’re butt naked! Old man Whickles will have a heart attack if he sees you!” You watched him jog to the trunk of his car before rummaging around there, his blonde head popping out to check his surroundings every now and then.

“Relax, Y/N. It’s 2:00 in the morning, there’s no way anyone in their right mind is awake right now. Especially Mr. Whickles.” He rolled his eyes before reaching further into the trunk.

“We’re up you Nerf Herder.” You reminded him in a harsh whisper.

“That’s because we saw a great movie and decided to end the night with a superb bout of fuc-” Just as he was about to set more blush into your cheeks, a bark from the neighboring house sounded and both your heads whipped to see Mr. Whickles Chihuahua, Gopher, bounding towards the car at a fast pace.

“SHIT!” Matt cursed aloud before bolting back to the driver door and jumping back in before slamming the door, his back against the middle center console and his head in your lap. “At least i found the notes.” He smiled out of breath before holding up the crumpled papers in his hand.

“Your inability to say no to a friend is going to get us killed someday.” You teased in half seriousness. “Be glad BB-8 didn’t wake up or else you’d be having a cat vs dog showdown and then everyone would see what your mama gave you.” You leaned down to kiss his forehead before scratching under his chin.

“It’d be a cool remake to Alien vs Predator, though!” His smile lit up his entire face and you couldn’t resist leaning down to press a kiss to his lips, your teeth coming to nip at his bottom lip and his hands reaching up to tangle in your hair. You were both still cramped into his car and half naked, but you wouldn’t trade moments like these for anything.