#friendo even tho we dont talk everyday

[blue-eyed-moon-child]

Friendo and a mix of skrunkle and sleep

who am i y’all

[moon-0f-m4rs]

Mercs with a borrower friendo :3

(this is my 1st time writing anything so ummmmm...... hiii)

Scout

Yaps, yaps and yaps more,, and ya gotta bear it. Like, whenever he was annoying anyone else in the team, they'd just walk away or get him to get away. But now,, cant do nothing about it. At first he definitely took advantage of it, but over time i feel like he'd pay a bit more mind to not being too insufferable. Also, therapy sessions every now nd then. Man needs a bit comfort even if he can't admit it. Hes not that bad when it comes to handling, can be gentle, but also sometimes can get a bit too careless. Oh but he teases alot, alooot. Would get u snacks, but never try bonk..... u'll explode 😓😓

Solider

Before even getting found out by him, you had to have a tiny american flag in ur bag whenever you went out. If you didnt, this guy wouldnt adopt you as THE AMERICAN BORROWER YOU ARE!!! And since, say, you did.......... best dad ever. 10/10. Well i mean,, accidents happen quite some timesss.. (racoons.. or his idiocy) He keeps an eye on ya tho, 24/7. Also, youre probably his only voice of good sense that could shush him down whenever he gets a bit dum dum, thats appreciated by everyone.

Pyro

Dress ups, tea parties and some arson on the side since he provides u matches. At first he was way too curious about you to be gentle, but over time he learnt to be carefull. Likes touchin u, prodding and tapping and stuff. Keeps him aware ur real and not am image in his head. He would definitely make crafts for u, like just minature sized objects or something like that. Would get really attached, so, you get scary dog privilege :3

Demoman

Wee lil' friend you are hes rather fond of. Hes caring and protective all the time. When he gets sloshed, he just becomes grabby, clingy nd loud. At times, just cuz hes used to do so, tries to get you to drink sum with him (if you're an adult ofc). This guy stuffs pepole up with granades on a daily, but would never hurt someone smaller than himself. Sometimes u gotta remind him to be quieter, but tbh, if youre living next to an everyday battlefield, your ears should be well used to it by now.

Heavy

A presence he doesn't rrly mind. When hes not in battle hes a quiet man, just going through his day, so having a tiny bud on the shoulder is no issue. He'd be pretty scared of handling said bud tho, ees hard to be careful when being beeg man. But you can always just stay in the pocket or as i said already, shoulder. Guaranteed food around him too. Heavy does not mind sharing sandvich with leetle leetle friend.

Engineer

Workshop assistant :D Every borrower must know how to make tools, atleast the basics, and i feel like he'd be amused by these but in a positive way. He would definitely make tiny functioning thingys for ya. And now if we dont care about the amount of noise, a small wrangler to you and you can shoot with his sentry meanwhile hes occupied with something else on the battlefield. Super fun and caring guy, one of the few that know what personal space means tbh.

Sniper

Rather antisocial typa guy, so if you're around him then its either just sitting in silence or a small talk about either his job or whatever you have to offer. I also dont feel like he'd be overly touchy in any situation. He sometimes can offer you resting somewhere on him; hat, shoulder, pocket, whatever you like. But thats for whenever he's not sniping. He'd rather not get startled by a move and miss the shot.

Medic

It all.. ALL depends on how he found you, what mood he had and overall what was his first thought he had about you. And if it was all somewhat positive, then another assistant you are. He could get a full review of how it is when inside of a human body from u!!!! fun ain't it? :D He wouldnt really go out his way to be careful, at first at least. Later on he might give some respect, if you prove yourself to be productive and entertaining that is. Archimedes would definitely be interested in you, taking you as their own.

Spy

He wouldnt be too invested in you, maybe sometimes taking you on the battlefield as a extra set of eyes or something. Also it would be a pain to even spend time with him since his smoke room would be a literal gas chamber. But maybe he'd let you just ride along in some pocket, as long as you kept it clean, and just.. do spy duties idk. Maybe if he got you some of your own mini gadgets then mini spy???? hhhmmmm??? im outta ideas for him idk

hon hon france

uuhhh... yea (this took me like 2 weeks my god)

[lashandgnash]

Gonna make a smol lil post abt friends

@the-little-animals U generally make me so happy im sorry we havent been talking alot privately but i want u to know ilysm thank u for being my closest person ever even tho ur ass is in south America @bumbley-bean Same goes for u, we dont talk alot anymore but god ur the world to me???????? Ty??? @maggiexrhee Hey thanks for enjoying my shitty sense of humor and sharing it with me ily alot friendo ur so cool @xx-chubby-buddy-xx I fucking love u. Im a bitch to u at school everyday but u actually like to hear me talk about things u arent into??? Like cod??? This is cheesy and ur probably high but thank u so much hh @agarthan-executioner Nothing to say but. Ur gay. Jk ilysm

[athxnxsy]

i have you in my head 24/7 and i miss you very much so everyday. it's crazy how far we've come. 2 crazy crazy introverted people but having so much to talk about when we're together. there's a reason why our worlds collided. souls dont just walk into each other for no reason. you are my soulmate. you always wake me up when i'm like delusional and keep me grounded always. the change that i'm choosing to do rn 90% is for myself and honestly, 10% is for you. i actl made the decision to change on the day that you told me your decision and i think that really just like confirmed that i needed this change. i'm not going to lose you. never. i will fight so damn fucking hard. like seriously i will fight actual human beings if i need to. you're so patient with me, so honest with me and just so damn sweet and caring. you may have your flaws but so do i. but the thing is being you bestfriend i've already embraced all of those insecurities all of those flaws that you are afraid to show. i get that sometimes there's so much in our heads and we are not the kind to easily open up and like just show people who the real us are bc we're so scared people will turn and walk away bc it's like so dark inside. "it's where my demons hide." but i get that and you are just someone i seem to be able to pour everything to and like confide in and like not have to wear that like facade to hide what i'm feeling. i think we like to show the world we are happy people and like we dont think too much and stuff but like we are actually the total opposite. we were both bullied when we were children but hey fuck'em we're so much better now :) you're someone i just can be 1000% real me in front of. okay that wasn't english but yea HAHA. we seriously read each other like a book. it blows my mind away. it was us against the world and i really liked that idea :) it took me like seriously hardwork and determination to crack you open goddammit i still remember hahaha but i'm glad i did bc i found like someone who understands how it's like to like have 628262 personalities and like you understood how it's like to like it's diff to open up and how we think we are scary people inside so we choose to close off and like stuff. i saw so much of myself in you and idk if you saw the same in me but i did and it really drew me to promise myself that this kid is the one he's gonna be that kid that'll hide with me at birthday parties where i don't know anyone and i have social anxiety hahahah do you remember that god it was a moment hahahahah we were inseparable like nothing could come between us and i think we eventually came between ourselves and like i think i've just not been the best and like overthinking that i'll lose you and stuff and like got really insecure so i think i kinda messed things up. someone once told me i like to overcomplicate things like something so simple but i think and think and think and made it so complicated. and i think i'm gonna try and not overthink anymore. just live everyday in that moment itself. planning for your future and thinking ahead is great but i think sometimes we get too caught up and think too far and lose the precious moment that is now. and so i'm gonna really focus on now and a little less on what will be coming. i really am sincere about this change and being your bestestest friend. i still keep all the long texts you send me bc they mean so much to me and sometimes i read them and it makes me smile :) you tell me that i'm probably the closest and bestest friend you have and it really makes me happy and i think i havent done enough to fulfill that title but this time i'm going to make sure i fufill every criteria and get full marks for all your best friend tests 😉 actl i'm pretty confident that i'll actl like do pretty well even if you tested me rn. maybe you can test me and if i pass you'll consider giving me another chance? 😉 whether we're talking or not, right beside each other or far apart, i'm always always wishing for the best for you :) you mean so so so much to me and made such a huge huge impact on my life and i will never have enough thankyous in the world for you. when i made that decision that day to change myself remember i said i wanted to talk to you? i wanted to tell you how excited i was to decide to change and how i'm over with being sad and i hope that you'd come along on this journey with me :):):) but hey i didn't get to say it but instead you gave me an even bigger gift which is the motivation to strive to really commit to this. don't feel bad about anything. i think that everytime you're honest with me it's the only thing i can ask for bc i really like your honesty :):) i can't stand if people keep like dropping hint and not just tell me straight up. tho i drop hints sometimes bc im too afraid to speak up but hey we are bestfriends and you know wtv it is you can always tell me. i share everything with you and i have zero secrets and it's what i ask of you too and you've always been honest and i love that :) i hope this message wasn't too long and you've made it here hahaha i'm always going to be that annoying friend huh HAHAHA also i haven't hugged you in awhile dammit. i keep saying i'll do it but i pussy HAHAHA i miss you bugger. i hope we'll get back to where we were and put everything aside and start fresh. like really on a clean slate. it's a new year and it's time we let bygones be bygones right ;) haha i hope we'll be the same like we used to. no fucks given about the world and doesn't matter what we're doing whether something that's like meaningful or like just sitting and watching tv on our couch but what mattered more is that we have each other and no matter what deep in our hearts we know we have each other to rely on. and you know i'll always have your back right ;) no matter what decisions you make even bad ones i'll try my best to give you my opinion and stand but in the end i'll always always give you my fullest fullest support :):) c'mon friendo lets go back to who we were and just me you against the world and like have a fucking blast everytime we go out and just enjoy this thing called life. i still wanna backpack the world with you and just go on crazy adventures. you're the only one out of everyone that's as enthu about impromptu adventures and exploring sg and all the abandoned places as i am. you are my other half and like soulmate and bestestestestestest friend and family to me. even my mom thinks you're a cool friend HAHAHAHAHA even my mom okay. poly life will only get tougher and i'd be more than willing to tough it out and fight through all this and enjoy and create amazing memories with you. besties4lyfe. okay damn cringe HAHAHAHAHA but yea you know what i mean. xoxo, that one annoying clingy ass friend that has been clinging since italy and still doesn't wanna give up 😉😉😉 love you you annoying ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[niredsw]

ica i swear 90% of the time wym

who am i y’all