#friendgenda

[lynne-monstr]

huang shaotian and zhang xinjie friendgenda fic where they secretly plot all kinds of shenanigans together and then huang shaotian executes the plan after zhang xinjie's bedtime. it works perfectly. no one suspects they are collaborating because all the chaos happens while zhang xinjie is sleeping. it also throws suspicion off huang shaotian because no one thinks he can pull off these convoluted plans by himself, and clearly yu wenzhou is not involved.

both huang shaotian and zhang xinjie are very proud of themselves. what a good friendgenda!

[peligin-eyed]

Mission accomplished! Up next on the Liam/Tristram friendgenda: writing a Royal Beth diss track opera

[saxifactumterritum]

wei chen keeps turning up with snowglobes for hst, and ywz befriends him out of desperation to stop the incoming tide of snowglobes - so wc can visit to visit instead of needing a excuse.

[loulanslash]

i’m back on my qiu fei & sun xiang friendgenda bullshit

[lynne-monstr]

blanket burrito agenda!! hst + zxj friendgenda!

the first time huang shaotian gets yu wenzhou into the blanket burrito it's because yu wenzhou is too curious about what is happening to fight it. as time goes on, huang shaotian has to think of increasingly creative ways to wrap him up.

but it's okay! he and zhang xinjie have a weekly call to trade ideas for their respective big-muscle captains

Zhang Xinjie has 100% called blue rain wanting to talk to Yu Wenzhou about something, only for Huang Shaotian to answer, voice bright and delighted, informing him that Yu Wenzhou is indisposed.

Zhang Xinjie can hear Yu Wenzhou in the background stating that he is not indisposed and that Huang Shaotian shouldn’t be telling Zhang Xinjie things that aren’t true. Zhang Xinjie hears Huang Shaotian’s protest and can imagine his expression, his free hand flapping in offence. He does not need to ask about what Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou are up to, in fact, he knows that usually it’s safer not to ask, but he can’t help himself.

“Why is Wenzhou indisposed?” He can hear Yu Wenzhou, his voice muffled, a sound the appears to be fabric rustling violently and then Huang Shaotian’s delighted triumphant laugh.

“He’s in a blanket burrito and is going to sleep now.”

“I am not—“ Yu Wenzhou’s protest is cut off by Huang Shaotian hanging up and Zhang Xinjie resigns himself to not being able to ask about blue rain’s manoeuvre against Wang Jiexi until later.

He has been given ideas on how to get his own captain to rest. If Huang Shaotian can overpower Yu Wenzhou enough to swaddle him in blankets, then Zhang Xinjie is sure he can think of something to do the same to Han Wenqing.

Zhang Xinjie may not have got the answer he was searching for, but now he has a new project to consider.

He needs a new notebook.

[laidrockerstylist]

@coriann24 OH MY!!! Who's the HOTTY with Foilzzz Yo!!! #friendgenda #bestclientsever #hottestclientsever #laidbrandloyalty #lusciouslocksdrydamagedsystem #rockerstylist (at David L. Hensley, Jr. - Rockstar Stylist)

[lynne-monstr]

I will also accept the fic where huang shaotian and zhang xinjie pretend to be arch rivals who don't get along. ("he's so loud." "he's so inflexible!!")

most people don't realize they're pretending because they seem like such polar opposites on the outside. but really they are besties and their silly game of pretend is fun and amusing for them both. every week they get together to review their archrivalship and discuss how they can be more convincing. zhang xinjie comes prepared with his spreadsheets. huang shaotian comes with ten pages of detailed handwritten observations. yu wenzhou and han wenqing watch from afar in bemusement.

[lynne-monstr]

I am obsessed with recontextualizing that scene in the tka novel, where huang shaotian is helping ye xiu and they battle the tyranny guild in a private arena. huang shaotian is using flowing tree and zhang xinjie is there fighting too.

everything is exactly the same except huang shaotian and zhang xinjie are best friends.

[lynne-monstr]

[fic] - The Best Vice Captain’s Club

the king's avatar, huang shaotian & xiao shiqin. minor yuhuang and xsq/sx/smc. ft friendgenda and badge-making

Summary: The formation of the Best Vice-Captain’s Club wasn’t without its share of bumps and bruises. And like anything else involving Huang Shaotian, a lot of talking.

(Or: How Xiao Shiqin got his groove back)

Chapter 1 on ao3

[lynne-monstr]

crack fic where it isn't a coincidence that three of the four so-called master tacticians met and became friends before any of them debuted. it's because yu wenzhou, xiao shiqin, and zhang xinjie secretly banded together to influence the gpa media coverage to get themselves lumped into a tactician bff forever group, and succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

[lynne-monstr]

okay but now i'm thinking about yu wenzhou doing his sexy smirky smile behind his keyboard when he's competing. but then the moment he's in the public eye he immediately switches to a more humble and low-key persona. and that's how most reporters and fans know him. as a polite, well-mannered team captain. and it sparks so much joy to think about him being comfortable enough to drop the nice-yoing-man mask with his teammates and eventually, his opponents who become his friends. I just think it would be so funny the first time a group of pros are hanging out casually after a match or during all stars and discover, wait yu wenzhou is actually kind o f a gremlin I was not expecting that.

[lynne-monstr]

hmmm is it my spirealm hot take that, when rnz says that the only reason he knows how to love is because of ljs, that I would prefer to interpret it as ljs being the final piece of a puzzle rather than the one and only thing that gives rnz's life meaning.

I like to think that rnz's first step towards human emotions was taken much earlier, when he formed obsidian and let all these people into his life. maybe he didn't fully understand what he was doing or what he feeling, but I won't accept that those relationships didn't have meaning. he might not known enough to call it friendship or to call it love but he took those people under his wind and guided them and protected them, and that matters.

ljs came into his life and unlocked that final piece that made it all make sense. but you can't convince me that the human feelings and emotions hadn't been there for a while. it's just that rnz had no idea what they were or what to call them until now.

[lynne-monstr]

thinking about the spirealm ep where cute guy li dongyuan sprints through his low level door and ruan nanzhu has his star wars "I have a bad feeling about this" moment, and immediately runs off to secure medical aid for his new friend.

and his team is silently giving him the side eye like either (a) their fearless leader has been replaced by a pod person or (b) he finally sealed the deal with the new boy-toy and got filled not only with cock but also compassion

on a serious note, I do truly love that it's ruan nanzhu himself who's changing. it isn't just that lin jiushi is making besties all over the place and dragging them home like a cat bringing in dead snacks. his presence is bringing down ruan nanzhu's aloof walls just enough to let people in through the tiny cracks.

[lynne-monstr]

spirealm viki ep 26

li dongyuan: I'm so glad I met you guys

me: *screaming crying sobbing*

[lynne-monstr]

han wenqing and yu wenzhou friendship fic where at first their relationship with each other is somewhat awkward. han wenqing isn't great at small talk and yu wenzhou is still a little intimated at being in the presence of a glory legend.

what finally cracks the ice between them is watching the unlikely friendship form between their vice captains. and now looking back, yu wenzhou finds it hard to believe there was ever a time when han wenqing wasn't a close friend.

[lynne-monstr]

omg I was so focused on how cute guy li dongyuan draped himself all over ling jiushi's friend (does he do that to all the boys???) that i almost forgot about my real favorite part of spirealm viki ep 26.

ling jiushi roasting li dongyuan about his "girlfriend" aka ling jiushi's boyfriend. the dynamics on this show just keep getting better and better.