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Even Friends like to boogy! This Friend is dancing to that funky beat!

If you want to get your own Friend like this one, all you have to do is send Friend Finder Inc. a request today!

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Very important info on the friend finder front:

Ralph is a friend!

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Shut up David!

Hi, I made this blog so I could post this. I don’t fully know how tumblr works, so I’m sorry if I’ve done something wrong setting things up. My name is David and I’d like to bring forward some context on the whole @friendfinder-megacorp thing and the woman behind it, Kale.

Her name is Kale Erinns, she's one of my childhood friends. She, Amy Redniff and our friend Fred (who I've attempted to reach out to for help in this matter... to no avail. Thanks Freddy.) grew up together in Kansas. Kale has been missing since 2023.

On September 25th, 2020, Kale and Amy were driving back from buying groceries. Amy was the one driving, Kale didn't have her drivers license at the time. The two had a habit of not wearing their seatbelts and well... it finally came back to bite them. A drunk driver would swerve into oncoming traffic and cause a head on collision. The driver of the other vehicle would end up in critical condition at the hospital, Kale got a concussion, fractured her left femer bone as well as a broken rib, but luckily didn't get anything punctured. I don't fully know what all they did to her leg, but I think they had to have a rod put in it. Either way she was told she might have to walk with a cane for the rest of her life. Amy wasn't as lucky. The first responders put down that Amy died instantaneously. Blunt force trauma to the head. Kale was lucid enough to see it, she started having to go to therapy due to what she saw that night.

The drunk driver was Dr. Finn Fieder, a professor and anthropologist at the University of Kansas. He lost his job basically the second he woke up in the hospital and was going to be put on trial for manslaughter, but never got the chance.

Last year, he was murdered. The suspect still hasn’t been identified yet, but Kale was a potential suspect. Just after the whole thing broke, her parents filed a missing persons case for her. Her parents think that there’s someone who kidnapped or killed her and that they were responsible for killing Dr. Fieder. The cops found her place ransacked, so either she panicked and left or got snatched. I want to believe that she didn’t do it, I’m hoping it was a case of she got scared or in the worst case scenario, got kidnapped.

I’ve been trying to compile as much information about Kale and where she could be at. I’ve tried calling her number, I’ve tried all her emails, I’ve tried looking just about everywhere I could in Kansas for her, but I haven’t been able to find anything conclusive. It wasn’t until I received an odd email from the address friendfindermegacorp@gmail.com that I would hear from Kale again. I received an email yesterday, October 13th, 2024 with an image and a message saying:

I was initially going to shrug it off as spam mail until I looked closer at the image. The doodle that was attached, despite being odd, looked exactly like something Kale would draw. I thought maybe it was the kidnapper or something, so I hurriedly replied to the email and the response I got was not what I was expecting at all.

I've sent back multiple replies but I haven’t gotten another response from Kale since. I searched online for Friend Finders Megacorp and found this blog with the same name. I made this account so I could try to maybe spark some sort of reaction from her with all of this information being ousted and to perhaps get some help from others to get a response from Kale about where she is or what’s going on here.

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Friend 0010 has been sent to a happy home with @im-ashl! They wanted a Friend who wasn't friendly! Perplexing! Luckily, Friend 0010 is such a good Friend that they are willing to be a bad Friend for @im-ashl! Hooray!

If you also want a good Friend like @im-ashl's, you can request your very own Friend today through Friend Finder Inc.!

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i would like your saddest and soppingest wettest friend if you please. i will give him a good home

Friend 0007 has been given a good, happy home with @vivisextion-typo! Which is great, because Friend 0007 was feeling a "little down in the dumps" today! It is his birthday after all! Birthdays are important, and the best gift Friend 0007 could recieve today was finding a happy home! Happy birthday Friend 0007!

If you want a Friend of your own, the best place to find one is with Friend Finder Inc.! Request yours today!

(Friends whose birthday is today not guaranteed, ask your sales representative for more information.)

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Friend 0004 has found a happy home with @blizz4rd1203!

What a happy home!

You too can have a lovely friend like @blizz4rd1203! Request yours today!

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Friend Finder Inc. "We make you Friends to make Friends with!"

Request your Friend today!

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Have you ever wanted a Friend? Well now's your chance! Friend Finder Incorporated would like to cordially invite you to find your Friend today! This Friend could be your Friend right now! Request your Friend today!

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I'd like to request a friend

Friend 0005 has found a happy homey home with @ataraxianascendant!

Truly we are having a good day today! All these Friends finding homes, and we are happy, as are they!

Want a Friend like @ataraxianascendant? Request yours today!

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Friend 0008 has been given a happy home with @septicake!

A confused home perhaps, but a happy one nonetheless!

If you've got a happy home like @septicake's to fit a Friend into, request your own today through Friend Finder Inc.!

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friend finders i have a very special friend request of you..... do you have any that are like object ocs. like bfdi and the like..

Friend 0006 has found a home with @reroute-artist-strategy!

A different kind of Friend for a different kind of request! An oddity, but a happy oddity! We found this Friend for you!

Treat your Friend well, your Friend is very nice!

If you'd like a very nice Friend like @reroute-artist-strategy, request your very own Friend through Friend Finder Inc. today!

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have you ever tried to take a picture of a mirror without getting in the reflection?

The reflection is Freinds! Your reflection shows through the Friends! If I take a picture of Me, it would be My Friend! But My Friend is gone!

Request your Friend today!

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Friend 0002 has found a home with @cannibalcaprine What a happy Friend!

You too can have a Friend like @cannibalcaprine! Request yours today!

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Friend 0011 has found a happy home with David! David's been looking for their friend for a long time, and Friend 0011 is not the friend he's looking for! Rest assured Friend 0011 will do a way better job at being David's Friend than whoever David is looking for! So now David can stop looking! If you would also like to have a Friend whose way better at being a Friend than your missing friend, then you can order yours today through Friend Finder Inc!

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Friend -0001 does not deserve a happy home! Friend -0001 has one though! Sometimes good things happen to bad people! Sometimes the wrong person walks away!

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Uh oh! Sometimes Friends get into sticky situations! Hopefully this Friend gets out of this without any consequences! He does know an expensive lawyer!