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We all know and love Freeman's revitalising pomegranate peel-off gel mask for how it feels and looks like drying human ejaculate on your skin, but how does it weigh up against the real thing?
Recent studies have revealed to me the fact that I won't ever find out cos I'm slept on even on grindr, but that won't stop me from speculating.
The first difference I noted between Freeman's revitalising pomegranate peel-off gel mask and how cum dries on my face (in my dreams) is the distinct lack of screeching swans flapping around just beyond the periphery of my eyesight passionately trying to prove what is out of sight isn't necessarily out of mind.
When applied directly to the eyes the psychedelic properties cum to the eyes usually produce is nowhere to be seen in Freeman's revitalising pomegranate peel-off gel mask. Nothing is seen with Freeman's revitalising pomegranate peel-off gel mask in the eyes but the delicate yet terrifying face of pain incarnate.
We've all heard of the expression "keep your eyes peeled" but no mere words can prepare you for the orgasmic clarity you get from peeling Freeman's revitalising pomegranate peel-off mask from your eyes. Trust me, after waiting the appropriate 10-15 minutes with Freeman's revitalising pomegranate peel-off mask you're going to want to keep peeling your eyes forever!
If this sounds a peeling, next time you find yourself craving the feeling and appearance of a facial without the pesky human contact it so often entails try Freeman's revitalising pomegranate peel-off gel mask!
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