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Much like how our brains can calculate trajectory (aka aim) even when we don't know the formula, I think Gabriel and all angels just intuitively understand advanced math, because what is god's design if not the laws of physics, and what is physics if not applied math.
And you know what is also math? Programming. He would not be entirely wrong to deify V1 as they might as well have divinity running in their circuits. In this essay I will
#ultrakill#unauthorized cooking#gabriel#v1#I love how if you break down biology it's chemistry and if you break down chemistry it's physics and if you break down physics it's math#if god exists I also don't think he intended for free will to happen I think he just defined quantum physics and everything else just#fell into place. as the solution to the equation he wrote up#but that's besides the point#schmiles
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The only correct form of caltam, as far as i am concerned
#tw: opinions#at times whenever the topic of caltam comes up i am left wondering if i played the same game as others#i don't think enough ppl dig in to Cal's and Tammy's characters to realize just how horribly uncompatible they are as a couple#“they're perfect for each other”#bitch where#if their relationship wouldn't be so unwritten they would be having screaming matches from 15 onwards#Tammy is married to a fairytale view of love and princesses and princes and if you looked for atleast a minute at Cal's character you'd#realize he's NOT that type of person#they bud heads on a lot of significant things that play a major role to their characters such as Tammy's protectiveness over the creche kid#and her future family and desire to be protected and stood up for and Cal unyileding view of radical pacifism and hypocritism#i am not trying to be funny when i say i could seriously write a whole ass 10+ page essay on why they're not good for each other#ppl don't realize they look at each other through rose-colored glasses and that they like the IDEA of each other not the actual them#bc of how they grew up and used to see each other. But theyre just another example of how the adults failed their generation#Tammy deserves better than Cal and i am saying this as Cal's number 1 fan please free my girl from the shackles of hypocritical men#she should go make out with Nemmie instead that would do her some good since Nem actually protects her loved ones#i think if i WERE to like caltam is if they were radioactive toxic to one another#anyways i think the solution to caltam is a horrible teen divorce bonus points if cal has an ego death then they stick to being besties#y'all have no idea how good it feels to rant abt these two LMAO#i've been saying this and i'll continue to be saying this Cal and Tammy are better as friends no you cannot change my mind#theres so much more wrong with them but if id list everything we'd be here till next week#i was a teenage exocolonist#iwatex#exocolonist#meme#my meme#been dealing with a nasty sinus infection and a cold that just won't go away for the past 2 weeks but art is still gretting worked on#prolly posting some art in a few hours
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in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot
#ethan not even being phased and being so READY to go flirt with a guy for info lives in my brain rent free#his lil gay saunter over there too#i love my bisexual himbo#i also think they need to do this because every fucking time there is ONE femal agent and no more#and there’s always a scene where she has to seduce someone#it drives me insane#this is such a perfect solution#ik this would’ve worked better in the earlier movies during the 90s & 2000s when it was common for people to be like#‘gay??’👀 and not. fucking 2023 or whatever but STILL#it would be SO FUNNY#they could also switch it a bit and have the team totally unphased and when the femal agent says he’s gay someone else on the team just#immediately is like ‘ethan?’ and then ethan’s already going over and says ‘already on it’#or something like that where they had the back up plan in case he was gay#idk both are good#mines funnier though#anyway i’ll tweet time cruise if this doesn’t happen in 7 i s2g#mission impossible#ethan hunt#*
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been streaming a bit lately just to fuck around and find out and made myself a pngtuber lil guy for it also!! they only have one expression for every emotion because they lead a tormentuous existence
find me whenever??? @ twitch.tv/cyniccontradiction!!
#only been playing pirate yakuza lately bc i wanna finish it before i'm out of country visiting family at the end of the month#i miss being able to scroll through the yakuza tag DFJGKDLFJG + i am too lazy to blacklist spoiler tags#therefore the only solution is to FINISH IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE#...AS SOON AS I STOP GETTING SIDETRACKED#i HAVE to do bang bang batting for three hours i need to recruit my man kaito. and my man gary buster holmes. okay. it's important.#anyway feel free to stop by if you fancy!! forgive me i don't have a set schedule#+ if you're reading this hope you have a lovely day :]#contra art#contra ocs#q
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one thing time travel fics always get wrong is the fact that no matter what s5 jon could possibly say s2 jon would NOT believe a single word. s5 jon could answer every single question correctly and fix every problem but s2 jon, the guy who accused someone of murder because they gave him tea and cared for him, would still be convinced that he is lying.
#the only solution to saving the world in this scenario would unfortunately be killing the stubborn idiot#ofc nobody wants to do that#but id love to read a fic where s5 jon is just travelling the universes#and killing jons so that the archive assitants are free#(in the perspective of a jon who is trying to avoid getting killed by his future self)#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims
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also the people (esp white people in the west) asking to foster or adopt palestinian kids … y’all are fuckin sick and weird and twisted and so desperate for your white saviour arc and i wish all of the old testament curses for y’all
#no like don’t support a free palestine! don’t try to help them stay w their family!#don’t protect the sanctity of their family and culture and homeland!!#nawwww the solution is to take them from all they’ve known and loved#and be complicit in this ethnic cleansing#UGLY!!!!#anyways#free palestine#from the river to the sea
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. look at these silly lizads. i think i deserve the suspiciously large molecule for my dont wanna socialize for 2 extra hours doodles
#those are song lyrics on it if it wasnt obvious btw i dont want anyone to like . get worried (just in case)#i put them there cuz i thought it was funny for the zoop but then i changed the song i was listening to#and im too autistic over them to tell myself no i Love thees songs and i was going crazy. mwauh#(if you agree be my friend nyeowww... big eyes... /j /lh /silly)#if its not obvious im Extremely exhaused rn . the solution is be unintelligible & insane on the internet i've decided. yay#also im gonna keep drawing free will actually i think it deserves to be an oc. might move the spear tho#rainworld#rain world#rain world lizard#gel pens#rain world art#rw red lizard#rw strawberry lizard#rw cyan lizard
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So stressed that you're calm but cannot for the life of you be productive because of this weird state you're in
#the deadlines are deadlining and im in this headspace where i just wanna cry but at the same time im totally chill#im going back and forth like a pingpong ball#i know the solution is to just do it but again. my brain wont cooperate#there is an invisible wall between me and my laptop i can see the blank document staring back at me but i cant do anything about it#i hate it i hate it i hate it#on top of it all i accepted a 9/10 hour shift on my only free day which also happens to be the day of 2 of my deadlines :')#i am doing so well i love it here#ramble gamble
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a little upset with the chiyo change tbh. i didn't realize or know chiyo was going to undergo a COMPLETE remodel/rework but seeing erissa is just ... man. i understand where people were coming from with their criticisms on chiyo's design but it feels even more backhanded that they just straight up made her (afaik) white.
erissa doesn't have much ... personality? to her design? it's an alright design by her lonesome, but it doesn't signify chaos to any degree. this is just a tiktok influencer to me. and she doesn't seem like an actual child anymore. chiyo was fun in the regards that she's clearly meant to be a rambunctious tweenager and could be seen as such, but now this is just. Ambiguous Older Teen/Young Adult to me.
i don't agree with their solution to chiyo criticism being "oh let's just not make her japanese!" because her being japanese wasn't . the problem? so.
i showed my friends the new design and we all came to the collective agreement she doesn't look like a dark rider or chaotic at all this is a quirky tiktok fashion influencer
#bailey’s babbles.#sso#chiyo sso#erissa sso#ssoblr#star stable online#i STILL can't find if they ever released that damn blogpost talking about erissa in depth#and villains / bad guys can be people of color too. the solution isn't to just make them white#treat them with better tact but that's like if people criticized jay or sabine sso would go hey starfam! we hear you. we're going to be#reworking them to fit your standards. and then they just became white girls again#chiyo looked like how i did growing up and i thought that was awesome but they could've just remade her outfit or something#idk. i'm not vibing with erissa as of yet. chiyo solos to me#people are free to disagree or talk to me on this btw i'd love to hear other opinions on this
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Ok but thinking back to how I was in elementary and middle school: I had such disdain for other kids who broke the rules, that I irrationally hated a whole bunch of kids — kids I would have made good friends with — all because I couldn’t stand the fact that they engaged in conflicts with, and affronts to authority figures or standards.
It even went as far as internally mocking a kid my age — calling him “Mama’s Boy” in my head — over the fact that his mother whispered comments into his ear, which he mumbled unintelligibly into the mic, and then would fall asleep as if dead on her arm. I perceived his inability to give comments on his own, and his sleeping, as moral failings of both mother and child; because I wasn’t raised like that. And maybe, those feelings also came from jealousy. I was expected to fight off sleep all the time because I could read at a college level in third grade, and could theoretically understand the material presented at the meetings despite it still being inappropriate for my age group.
I was so far deep into the “bad associations spoil useful habits” mindset that it made me hate my fellow neurodivergents — kids I would have been friends with — who maybe couldn’t hide it as well as I could. That is beyond fucked up. Now, I work with those very kids I disliked so much as a child, and guess what? They are my absolute favorite people to be around; and many of them remind me of myself.
#exjw#ableism tw#I’m also just very uptight about rules anyway; so the whole cult thing did not help that part of me At All#I often find myself more concerned with doing things “correctly” than I am with doing the right thing in non-serious scenarios#and it’s kind of scary because like… how much of a sheep am I?#Would I torture someone if an authority figure I trusted ordered me to because it’s what I’m “supposed” to do?#Most of it comes from a desire for consistency: If [x] happens; then do [y]. So every time [x] happens; [y] is the correct response#and this — like the laws of physics — Cannot Change#Except of course the real world is vague and variable and there is a lot of grey area to work with in coming up with solutions#so doing [y] when [x] happens may make things worse than if you do [z] instead#This makes a lot more sense when you consider I was taught how to play chess at a very young age by my father#who bragged about being a “chess player” with regard to real world problems#Yes chess is strategy; but you’re also playing on a grid and your movements are entirely restricted by the rules of gameplay#My father can’t leave the cult that traumatized him because he loves Jehovah#he can’t go to the meetings to serve the god he loves because it triggers his trauma#he can’t talk to a therapist about his religious trauma to get over it because he would be defaming Jehovah#If life is a game of chess then he’s checkmated#But here’s the thing: the game is imaginary and the rules are made up#Viewing real life as a chess board is extremely unhealthy for your free will#Which is why in this essay about Nineteen Eighty Four I will—
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twitter is entering their "rts > likes" phase now that likes are private after they spent years calling us ungrateful for being demotivated by ratios lmao
#man fuck yall just support artists you enjoy#dont attack people who dont rb/rt your art (hell they might even have it scheduled) but also dont constantly demand ''content'' from people#ESPECIALLY without telling them that you appreciate the effort they put in to show you cool things they made for free#you should've been rt'ing/rb'ing from the START 😒 just show people you care!#im just waiting to scroll through post after post of ppl calling out ''entitled artists'' lmao#btw my opinion on the whole thing is painfully neutral if you couldnt tell#i dont think you should care that much about numbers and ppl take it wayyyyyy too far#throwback to that one guy who personally @ everyone who didnt reblog their art that was CRAZY. i would straight up report you KJFGHKG#i also understand and have personally experienced how much engagement can change your mood#a simple ''i love this!'' can make someone's day. it's not hard to understand why ppl like engagement#when they make post after post without so much as a little tag they dont care about sharing anymore#the fact that people call that ''entitlement'' is also crazy#i have a lot of drawings i havent posted or just left nonrebloggable bc it really doesnt make a difference lmao#the only ones i leave rebloggable are the ones that i Know will do well and get attention. like the little pig redraw#if it's cute or funny it gets positive attention. anything else is shit on here lmao#it's just not as fun to share. it either leads to no engagement or negative engagement#would rather have nothing than something rude so whatever#some ppl say it's always been like this but no it absolutely was not always like this#idk what exactly caused the change. probably a lot of factors#could even just be the fandoms i hang around in! but considering i've seen the same sentiment from a bunch of ppl i doubt it's that#the best solution to no engagement is to just make friends and have fun#but 90% of the internet is hostile and negative and rude for no fucking reason#when i unfollowed someone on my old public twitter and they @ me over it. damn i dont know why but NOW i know why 😭#this post has gone way off course im just ranting at this point. i havent talked in a while hi how have you guys been#work was a lot yesterday and today is too slow (im not at work im just going crazy in my house)#(and i cant leave my house bc there's construction blocking the road someone save me)#chat
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GIUEHGHRGH...... why is it DIFFICULT to find a part time remote student job as a character designer. give me your money I'll draw you a wonderful guy for your story or game or show... please. so I can buy crumpets 18 times a week
#IF ANYONE KNOWS A SOLUTION OR IDEA LET ME KNOW !!!!!!#I have. sat sun mon no uni. as well as around 5 free hours during the day each day#HOW DO I GET A JOB I CAN DO WITHOUT EXACERBATING MY SYMPTOMS....#would LOVE to do character design specifically. but ?#listen to my gibberish boy#I COUUULD just keep doing freelance commissions#now that I'll actually have TIME to DO IT... sorry everybody I love your commissions and I do want to do them it has been tricky!!!
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#how can there be a two state solution after this#how do you coexist wth someone who sees you as an animal#how do you coexist with someone who killed everyone you have ever loved#death to israel#free palestine#palestine#gaza#israel#israeli war crimes#long live palestine#glory to the martyrs#from the river to the sea palestine will be free
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on my hands and knees begging, trying to convince my cat that letting me brush him all over properly is good for him. it is not working
#cas tag#i love him dearly but oooooooh cas you know what would stop the brush catching on all those little mats#that's right! letting me brush! mayhaps even with two hands free bc i know you do not /need/ that treat every second of the brushing#for a long haired cat with a very unfortunate coat quality he is so dramatic about being gently brushed sjshdn#also about me trying to give him a sanitary trim so he doesn't have to experience the mortifying ordeal of me lifting his tail#to make sure he is clean#once again my sir. a very simple solution is available#i'm going to have to convince a second pair of hands to come and feed my little cat a treat#at the perfect rate of distraction vs time until empty so that i can fully de-mat him again skshd oh cas#you're an absolute terror i love you <3
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can adhd stop being one of those trendy mental illnesses everyone bandwagons to find cutesy cures for. for once.
#or like. variation is that new med that treats adhd thats super trendy to take for the weight loss aspect of if. like.#yes id love to be back on my meds bc im a functional human being when im on them but id love to stopg etting ads abt how you should treat#your 'divine feminine adhd' or how many generic programs with 7 day free trials that they KNOW youll forget#it feels like every few weeks a new disorder gets cutseyed and turned into a myers briggs watered down variant of what it is.#then spoonfeeding you the tiktokified solutions to it#its just annoying im not articulate enough to bitch about it right proper though#my adhd is debilitating and it has been untreated for several years now bc my doc wouldnt give me meds for it bc i didnt wanna do therapy#stop selling me cutesy diets and planners and religions and random shit remarketed to me like im an idiot <3
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