#fredpost

[imafish000]

FREDPOST MARRIED SOON!!!!

Soon!!!

[commanderfreddy]

im the guy sneaking into the white house to clicker train bidens dogs to bite more secret service goons

[magpiepills]

This is what I wake up to thanks to @whocaresstillthelouvre and it’s giving “when your sugar daddy is half your age.”

Anyway, happy birthday, Fred.

[vampzart]

Shout-Out to this Fred sprite. It scratches an itch in my brain. So good. So good.

Also, shout-out to this genre of Fred sprites

I hope you see what I mean with "this genre"

Bonus blorbo

[fredlikesrats]

what if you broke my ribs and then i hired you to help put clams in a rich guy's water supply and we were both hitters

he's his huckleberry, you know?

[jesslovesboats]

Something that people tend to ask me after they visit my blog and see *gestures wildly* is "what's so compelling about the Karluk in general and Fred Maurer in particular?"

The answer? Bestie, I wish I knew.

Sometimes the universe randomly assigns you a character that will consume you, and that's exactly what happened to me a few years ago. At the time, the only polar subject I cared about was the Franklin Expedition. I was scrolling through a historic photo colorization account on insta and I came across a picture of Fred. I read the caption, learned that he was from a city very near where I grew up and where I still have family connections, learned that he survived one ill-fated polar expedition only to die on another, and that was it- I was hooked.

The bitter irony of this is that, objectively speaking, he isn't that interesting or that compelling. He is endlessly fascinating to me because I'm insane, but the more I learn about his personal life, the more boring he becomes.

Anyway, here's to you, Fred, the boring man I was assigned. May I always find joy in this situation.

[staypuff]

actually i never posted fred before. im gonna post fred.

[mythosandsuch]

Now how am I supposed to go change the laundry like this?

[fred-the-lizard]

(mmm, jumpy thing tasty)

[gay-autistic-bitch-boy]

update I showed them both this entire thread

so the two people I was lowkey shipping because I’m attracted to them are canon now and I’m coping so fucking hard

[imafish000]

Happy Valentines Day!💌💝

I think is too early bit anyway happy valentine day

Also this silly

[commanderfreddy]

longass thread i made on twitter about marcille and her extreme Hangups and how we live in the one and only farcille universe and it is so so so fragile

[magpiepills]

[fredlikesrats]

anyway !!!! methinks doing a 2000 piece puzzle and eating a bowl of ground beef would heal me

[staypuff]

goretober 17, too much blood

[fred-the-lizard]

*actions*

(thoughts)

noises