#freaky saint sebastian statue

[mourningmaybells]

i hate when movies use overused catholic imagery or poses in art. you will never be the exorcist 3. exorcist 3 knew the real terror came from uncanny valley catholic statues and figurines always staring at you

[gallus-rising]

the most important thing abput Lancer as a game is that every single one of the mechs is fuckable. every single one. even the mechs following design conventions you're not usually a fan of? still fuckable

and then you start reading the Lore™ and oh. these things aren't just fuckable, they're also deeply deeply erotic. fucking any given Lancer mech wouldn't just be a sexual encounter, you'd also have some kind of freaky psychosexual religious epiphany. you know those paintings and statues of ca*tholic saints depicting their Big Saint Moment (looking at you, St Sebastian) that seem oddly sexual?? that's you approximately 6 seconds in with a Iskander or a Swallowtail or whatever

[wmuhunterclarington]

Dare - Rate the next four people you see (first four on the dash) on a scale from 1-10, and explain your rating. 

@wmublaine Blaine - Solid 9/10. Great voice. Sweet Personality. Can put up with BOTH Sebastian and Kurt, which honestly might be enough to give him Saint status. He's also pretty

@wmumase Mason - 5/10. Cute, seeing as how we're both bottoms though I've mostly done this meditation where I've blanked out his face to avoid hitting on him. He does have great hair which would put him higher up in the charts, but he's also a freshman and I'm not getting involved in inflating a freshies ego.

@wmufranniefabray Frannie - 2/10. I'm not really into organized religion, and she's like the living embodiment of a morning person. I'm sure she has to have some redeeming qualities, like that inheritance and giraffe-esque long legs. I'm totally not giving her a low number in order to cause more friction in hopes of developing a nemesituationship.

@karofskyy You - 7.5/10. I've been told recently that I have a thing for twerking on straight boys. And you definitely seem like someone I'd normally like to break a headboard with. So if you feel like getting freaky post lock down hit me up.