#freakin Garamond.
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Made these for @tinfoil-jones's Jerk Ford AU. XD It's like if the Jerk Ford Hate club gave out business cards, but you were allowed a tiny bit of customization. Jerk Ford and Anti-Ford like to frequently act/dress like regular Fords and sneak into the JFHC, so I figured they'd hand out their business cards to newbies and other Fords, which would piss off the Fords to no end. Jerk Ford would have 4 different versions of his to maximize trolling. The QR codes are scannable, but two of them are NSFW (NOT porn. A song about dicks and the other teaches you how to swear. XD) You've been warned. XD
According to Tinfoil Jones, the other Fords refuse to call Jerk Ford anything but Jerk Ford and have forgotten he actually has a dimension designation, so he just walks around with his designation on his badge and cards and whatnot, and no one sees anything amiss. XD
Oh, and the phone number says "GO 2 HELL" in calculator speak. The email is another huge troll. Basically a jab at how most of the other Fords aren't tech savvy enough to have a more updated email server.
#gravityfalls#stanfordpines#jerk ford au#gravity falls au#business cards#jerk ford hate club#design#graphic design#Jerk Ford chose a Serif Font to mimic the other Fords but it's a basic ass bitch serif#freakin Garamond.#I love me some Garamond#but it's along the same vein as Helvetica#he also used Futura for the sans on the back#another basic ass bitch font that every design teacher will tell you is timeless#THERE ARE BETTER SANS SERIFS!#We need to break free of this chokehold Futura has on us!#art#gravity falls ford#artists on tumblr#designers on tumblr#the gold on the front would be gold foil#because gold foil fuckin rules
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