#freakenchats

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Why does Wolverine lunge like this

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I'm like one second away from losing it and the only thing keeping me from going over the edge is monkey wrench

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I really like how some swears in Monkey Wrench Ep 4 are censored while others aren't. The natural explanation is so there aren't any complications with YouTube, but my personal headcanon is that they're alien swears too offensive to be heard by human ears.

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hello monkey wrench fam I think this is us 🫡

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having a difficult time motivating myself to draw things. if you're hungry for more zombie wrench, feel free to submit any requests for art pieces or comics you wanna see me make in my asks. I feel like if someone asks me to do it I'll actually get something done LOL

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you wanna know something beautiful I've learned. the internet is just an inherently more hateful place due to the anonymity and lack of consequences there are for being an asshole. people in real life are actually pretty normal and cool. some people might be kinda odd, but a vast majority of the populous aren't hateful meanies that want you dead. the internet just tricks you into thinking that. you just have to find the right people to surround yourself with. we're gonna be okay guys. I promise. life is actually pretty beautiful.

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about zombie wrench,

just wanted to mention since I've been working on the zombie wrench stuff a lot less, and I'm not really sure when I'll get back to it, you can make up literally anything you want with that concept. like I give you full permission to use those ideas for anything you want as long as I'm credited LMAO

like if you wanna make up new lore for it with shrike or beebs or make your own characters or anything like that please feel free to 🙏 I would love to see where people take it !!!

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42 followers on any other social media: horrible, all probably bots, you are a nobody

42 followers on tumblr: 42 people in your house, throwing a block party, you're basically famous

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and by whatever... let's just say.. I was yerking my peignits....

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oh my god. jawbone. jawbone. jb. jaw. jawb. jawbon.

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Posting my random headcanons about Monkey Wrench!!

- Beebs is a culinary genius and he definitely has an apron that says something corny like "kiss the cook." He's particularly good at making the alien equivalent of Chicken Pot Pie. He's also really gay.

- Scratch has immaculate rizz but he can't keep relationships for very long and has like five ex girlfriends. (He can't recall any of their names.)

- Scritch and Scratch aren't blood related. They're found family / brothers by choice.

- Shrike is afraid of bugs, specifically spiders. He found a spider in his room once and nearly shot a hole in the Bucket.

- Shrike has bad hearing. (Maybe from all of the gunfire his ears have been subjected to over the years.) That's why he has to watch TV so loudly.

- Ricket paints their... nails...? Bone tips...?

- Queen Tyneen has mastered the art of swordfighting. She also settles disputes amongst crewmembers by having them participate in cowboy-style duels.

[freakensteinn]

working on a big surprise for all 5 of you fmitg fans. not sure when it will be coming out. can't make any promises or deadlines but something is in the oven

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sometimes I wonder if I should get personal and vent about my problems but then I remember that online I can be anyone I want and I've decided to be the resident sillyguy 🤫 you know nothing of me.. my backstory is shrouded in mystery.. I just spawned in one day. I came out of the womb silly. and I stay silly

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merry christmas, also I didn't laugh once while watching sonic 3. the comedy in that film is abysmal.

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the semester is over, I made a bunch of new friends, I'm playing dnd every week, I'm going out with this rlly cute guy I adore, a new episode of monkey wrench just came out, I'm going on vacation this holiday, everything is amazing. I worked so hard to get to this point and I am here and it is just so amazing. I fucking love my life.

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Are you excited about monkey wrench episode 4 coming up this wednesday?!?!

OH MY GOD. YES. I AM SO EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA. it's also the same exact day I need to turn in all of my final assignments for this semester. IM GONNA WATCH IT TO CELEBRATE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️