#freak world

[haootia]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[dreamchasernina]

Netflix, I don’t know how to tell you this but a woman doesn’t have to be self taught to be a strong female character. It’s ok to let her know her limitation and ask for help. It’s ok to let her get angry, it’s ok to let her be jealous, it’s ok to let your female character have flaws and WORK on them. Your female character doesn’t have to become a master on her own to be memorable, it just makes her accomplishment feel unearned.

[mischievous-thunder]

It's a special skill set, Logan. Wade wants you to make good use of it over and over again!

[notherpuppet]

How the old timey prick got his pet

[haootia]

ok i did the math myself. a round trip flight from sydney to hanoi is about $450. assume you do nothing else there that costs money besides buying cigarettes for $1.30 a pack, and then fly them back to australia disguised as aztec calendars or whatever to get around the import taxes. then you sell them in australia for say $27.00 even, undercutting the legal market a little to unload em quickly. you only need to sell 18 packs of cigarettes (grossing $486) to make your money back. the plane ticket plus the amount paid for cigarettes in vietnam ($23.40) is $473.40, netting you $12.60 in profit. however, this also assumes you have a contact in vietnam who's willing to help you forge aztec calendar smuggling containers on the house, including materials, which is kind of a big ask considering the highly specific skillset required. this is why all the really smart people are getting in on the fake aztec calendar forgery ring instead of smuggling cigarettes to australia, and all the really really smart people are selling the raw materials needed to make fake aztec calendars, so basically, my advice is if you want to make some quick cash you should go become a stonemason in vietnam

Marlboro pack price by country.

by plotset

[shepscapades]

I…. I d. I don’t…. I don’t..

[bolidebelle]

Broppy Kabadon Commission By the wonderful and amazing @0ketlyn-s

Absolutely one of my favorite people to commission.

[itsallaboutthebirds86]

You are a witch who personifies the very idea of coldness and solitude. Your sister, who personified harmony and community and you secretly hated bc she talked too much, passes away and her successor is a young naive witch who somehow talks even more. Being a master of manipulation, you conspire with your other sisters to get rid of her. Said sisters are 1) an old lady who somehow insults everyone to their faces in a way that you can’t retaliate against and postpones the murder plot because she’s eepy, 2) a goth so committed to being a bitch twenty four seven that it affects her ability to effectively carry out said murder, and 3) a titty AND crotch-out hippie who is down for the murder but also sees it as her magical right to eat anyone who walks faster than a light jog. Every day Indri Witch of the Wind and Stars wakes up

[scribz-ag24]

opposing views

[roach-works]

i think some people got the wrong message after watching every movie where mean bullies call the quirky but ultimately loveable protagonist a "freak"

calling people freaks isn't bad just because sometimes you're wrong and that weird girl was actually very nice and saved everyone at prom from a mummy's curse.

calling people freaks is bad because dividing the world into "good people who are normal" and "bad people who are abnormal" makes you a tedious goddamn asshole

[haootia]

dogs dont even know it used to be 2009

[haootia]

who else remembers this album 🥰 sooo good

everytime I see you post I smile :)

but also every time I see you post I read your name as 'the gleampt from the glompt [numbers]'. can you please answer this ask so I can ask your other followers if anyone is a fan of the gleampt from the glompt ? thanks you!

we're gleampting and glompting all over thee place on this blog

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Zuko is gifted a dragon egg to take care of and protect, only to panic when a HUMAN baby hatches from the egg several weeks/months later

[nicollekidman]

SO funny that they tried to parallel willow’s lethal magic addiction with spuffy when what buffy was doing was….. getting orgasms from someone who was in love with her cnxnxnxbbxxbxnxnxn

[kabukiaku]

LITTLE FRATELLINOS 🖤💜✨

[lil-vibes]

update so good i finally drew the goat