#fraulen edible | miu is waifu

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:3

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Fraulen, may i advise you that im also an attorney?

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does his name start with a and end with pollo justice yeah ik what u are.

who told y-

I mean- who can say, ja?

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OMG I LOVE YAOI 😁😁😁😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

"Ach,im glad, Frau Edible. Men are quite interesting, ja?"

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OKAY BUDDY. WHY ARE WE PUTTING YAOI VS. YURI AGAINST EACHOTHER. CANT GIRLS WHO LIVE GIRLS AND GUYS WHO LOVE GUYS EXIST IN HARMONY!!!!!! I CALL THIS STUPID TRIAL STUPID AND IM BRUNING THE COURTROOM

Y- Yaoi VS Yuri. Like a civil trial. fraulein i do not recomend burning the courtroom fraulein frauLEIN FRAULEIN! NEIN! STOP! BALLIF HELP!

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im the guards btw. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

No! Nein! Not you Frau Miu!

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im literally on coke and tripping on mushrooms at the same time do you think I care

Fraulen, i advice you to not do those at the same time... that is dangerous.

...but it would explain the behavior.

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I... fraulen. im at a loss for words

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GUARDS. EAT HIM

"F-fraulen?" this is some of the most threataning fangirl ive had yet...

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can we honestly edate? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Fraulen, i am aware of this copy-and-paste, but i must let you know that i am infact invested in others at the momment... leave my dms to your dreams, liebing♡

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FAKE FAN!!!!!!! BOOOOOO

Doo not boo me, Fraulein!

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I AM GOING TO EAT YPU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have discussed this fraulien!! There is no eating me!!

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more like you ARE GAY 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬u like kissing guys

Atchung! Who am i to deny homosexuality? I am a rockstar, ja? and besides... theres already a man that piques my interest... ja?

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im gogng to fuclgning eat you buddy. Sleep with foru eyees open

Please Fraulein, go ahead.

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I KNOW WHAT U ARE BUDDY.

I have no clue whatsoever your talking about, Fraulen~ Absolutley completely unrelated, but i think gay rights are sehr groß

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he doesn't know weezer??? fake fan.

I- i never claimed to be a weezer fan, Fraulein? I have only heard that one song...