#frankie talks

[fluffyglass]

and now, like always, i have to take my shitposts way too seriously.

Imitation Beef is... well, she was right about the arms, but the face is the real issue. I don't think this would work.

Industry Plant isn't great either. The Journalist is too dark of an orange and obviously Beffica is very purple, but to the untrained eye one could MAYBE mistake them for Wiggle.

But just comparing the two disguises, I'd say Industry Plant is more likely to work, especially given that Snorpy knows Chandlo really well and doesn't really know Wiggle. I mean, seeing as Industry Plant worked on actual human beings completely unblurred, It's the clear winner.

[frankiesweird]

Slip up from Oscar was a heartbreak

AND CARLOS CRASHING WAS SO SAD

[pierrotguts]

mouthwashing daisuke lovers how starved are we for literally ANY x reader content for this man.... bc I'm hungry AND thirsty. last time I checked, nothing on AO3. i MIGHT just have to chip in. like Thanos.. fine.. I'll do it myself....

[h3ad1st4hal0s]

how do you feel about american rock band my chemical romance

*jumps around and cheers* I LOVE AMERICAN ROCK BAND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!! IM SO INSANE ABOUT THEM!!!! THEYVE BEEN MY FAV BAND SINCE 2017 WHEN SOMEONE INTRODUCED THEM TO ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!

[steter-bang]

Hello!

Mod Frankie here. Thank you all for your patience as we fine tuned this event. I have been participating in this event for years now and I am happy to help support it for 2024.

Here are some updates to the event:

There is now a discord set up for this event. Send in an ask for a link!

This event will be for 18+ only.

The schedule has been officially updated. You can find that information here!

In the coming weeks, will be posting some throwback fics to get everyone excited for the June 1st sign-ups!

That's all for now!

[castielss]

just found out Buck is ACTUALLY BI AND ITS CANON… I have thoughts so many I need to talk about this holy shit

[amatopunkish]

oh god so i finally reopened the "me being trans" conversation w/ my mum after like.. over 1.5 years? and i said in making her watch some videos bc MAN does she have so many (gender critical skewed) misconceptions about trans people. in return, she's decided i have to listen to some podcast episodes too... of joe rogan. and jordan peterson. and im just.... like yeah, ill do it. but also hnnngggh oh god.

it's a little funny tho bc one of the joe rogan episodes is about abigail shrier and i sent her a few videos from a series that breaks down shrier's book very effectively from a cog psych perspective. so.

[cheetos-and-chopsticks]

fair enough. i kinda like it anyway. - 🌸

You do?

- Frankie

[fluffyglass]

you know i gotta make charts for everything This is the bugsnax toxic yuri love triangle. and Beffica too

[pierrotguts]

i want that fat old man that broke 15 years of sobriety with mouthwash

[fluffyglass]

love triangles are stupid and lame EXCEPT when I write them. This bugsnax yuri is so fucking toxic you are not even ready you don't even KNOW

[fluffyglass]

i'm right

[fluffyglass]

In bugsnax world Jesus Christ is named Jeebus Crinklecross and he died on the crinklecross for our snax

[fluffyglass]

behold: the frankie fluffyglass bugsnax sauce diagram for all your saucing needs

[fluffyglass]

Insane missed opportunity that Beffica and Shelda never interact. Bro Beffica is an ASTROLOGY GIRLIE that shit is right up her ALLEY!!!!

[fluffyglass]

Okay this is an important theory question for the Bugsnax community but it requires a lot of prelude so PLEASE hear me out.

Almost everyone in the Snaktooth expedition has a job/a reason for being on the island, save for Filbo, Beffica, Wiggle, Cromdo and Shelda. Filbo and Wiggle are there presumably because Liz just likes them, while Shelda's there because she won free tickets in a raffle. Free tickets implies that there were paid tickets, which is presumably how Beffica is there, seeing as she claims she's on vacay. This leaves Cromdo, who is completely unproductive (no job in the expedition), completely intolerable (unlikable, so Liz wouldnt just bring him) and completely broke (no money to buy tickets). When asked why he came to Snaktooth, he only explains why and not how, meaning his interview is useless for this information.

So, here is my question that I am begging you to answer. How is Cromdo Face part of the expedition 13 strong. What is he doing here. Who let him in here and why.