#franco hcs

[wendigoruble]

pls give us your nsfw thoughts about franco 👀

🔞NSFW FRANCO HC's!!🔞

Ooohhh boy

He's a breast man first and foremost. He sucks, fucks, squeezes, and wants to be suffocated by 'em. He's not exactly picky about the size when it really comes down to the act (though he does like bigger). He's just happy he can play with them at the end of the day.

On the flip side, he also has a sensitive chest, which he likes being played with. Granted, he'll never outright ask for it, but he does like it and usually does it when he's alone.

If he ever wants a specific (likely embarrassing) thing during sex that he's embarrassed about, he'll try to puppy eye his way through it without explicitly stating it.

Someone step on this man, he wants to be crushed. He also has a shoe fetish, not a foot fetish. I don't think he really cares for the feet in the shoe. It's the style of footwear that he enjoys, specifically stiletto heels. (Tho I also hc he has a thing for Gluskin's thick leather boots).

He absolutely LOVES to be manhandled. He loves it when his partner picks him up and tosses him around like he's nothing. One of the advantages of being little is being light and maneuverable.

He's a dry humper/leg humper. Both because then he doesn't need to get fully naked and because he gets abject shame from ruining nice clothes or nice things in general, and he gets off on that shame. Plus, he loves a good calf to hold onto and ride.

Heavy oral fixation all the way. He wants to suck something or use his tongue. If he can't get to a boob he'll go to oral. If he can't give oral, he wants those fingers down his throat until he's gagging. If he isn't getting any of that, he'll have his pacifier and God help the soul of the person who acknowledges it.

He loves to be degraded, but he does have a limit. If that limit is crossed and he starts feeling like they're real insults, he kills on the spot.

He will take breaks during sex because he needs to breathe due to untreated medical issues. This doesn't stop him from smoking during the breaks and then smoking again after finishing. He has at least 1-2 cigarettes or a full cigar when he has sex.

He desperately needs and wants aftercare but is really bad at giving it. If he doesn't receive the care he wants, he'll scream and cry and pitch a fit, which is likely to turn violent.

He talks A LOT during sex. He's either gassing himself up, trying his hand at dirty talk, of constantly muttering and whining "mommy" and "mother".

Any and all sexual partners are mommy to him

I personally think he kept himself clean despite what the comic states. After all, he's a rich little fella who lived a lavished lifestyle. I feel like he'd make himself more than presentable to compensate for his giant head and missing teeth.

I also think (despite the comics) that he's short and thick. He's a grower that gets to about 5.5 inches when he's erect.

Also believe he has a lot of inner conflict about his sexuality in general but that deserves its own rant

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What a naughty little boy!

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

LMX Sirex 2300 HCS, 1969. Designed by Franco Scaglione with fibreglass bodywork by Eurostyle built on a chassis engineered by Gioacchino Colombo (the mastermind behind the Ferrari's V12). Some 42 cars were made between 1969 and 1974, all powered by Ford's 2.3 litre V6 with some later cars being turbocharged. The Hella headlamps came from a 1965 BMW 2000 while the taillights are off a Fiat 850 Spider (the prototype had twin round taillights).

[palpietine-1]

Alison Bree came out as bisexual in a BuzzFeed Video of her and her husband reading thirst tweets?

I've had a crush on her for so many years. I feel so validated right now.

[kissofthemuses]

Veronica vampire AU

Veronica was turned in the late 1500's

She feeds on the clients she takes on but rarely drains them anymore. Instead she's trained herself to be sustained on less, taking from multiple people.

In the past though, she would prey on men who had harmed women in some way

[evanmp3]

Yours (and pandora) nationality?

franco-brazilian

[onlyangel4]

it couple. fc43. smau.

franco colapinto x girlfriend!reader

the addition of a new f1 driver means a brand new wag and fans quickly learn that they are a match made in heaven

faceclaim: amelia zadro

y/ninsta posted a story tagging francocolapinto

written: just having my morning coffee and franco calls me with the best news ever, my boy is going to f1!!

francocolapinto posted a story

written: time to celebrate with my love

y/ninsta posted a story tagging francocolapinto

written: power nap ready for italy !

f1wags

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f1wags: first look at the brand new couple in the paddock. franco colapinto and y/n y/ln have been dating for three years and after doing some research i have concluded that they are the cutest couple ever. y/n is a baker and she is forever posting her making protein treats for franco that fit in his meal plan. they are so cute.

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user1: the more i learn about them the more i love them

user2: cutie patooties

user3: i have been following franco since he first got with y/n and i can confirm that he is whipped

francocolapinto posted a story tagging y/ninsta

written: hungría estamos en ti. (hungary we are in you)

y/ninsta posted a story

written; fit for my man's first f1 qualy

lilymhe posted a story tagging y/ninsta

written: alex and franco returned from a meeting to find me and y/n seeing who could hang from this random beam we found in the garage. y/n may be young but damn does she have superhuman strength

alexalbon posted a story tagging francocolapinto and y/ninsta

written: breaking news: rookie slacks on first race weekend and misses a meeting because he is napping

y/ninsta posted a story

written: race day. race day. race day.

y/ninsta posted a story tagging francocolapinto

written: p18 to p12 in his first race. idgaf about points my man did that!

francocolapinto

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tagged: y/ninsta

francocolapinto: first race in f1 completed ! this weekend made me realise how lucky i am. y/n has been my side for three whole years and she never gets sick of listening to me yap about racing. she is always there to listen to me talk about racing strategies, even if she doesn't understand what i am saying. i am so incredibly in love with you y/n thank you for being here

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y/ninsta: omg you are going to make me cry into this brownie mixture franco

francocolapinto: sorry my love

user4: he is not sorry at all

lilymhe: thank you for introducing me to my soulmate

y/ninsta: marry me

alexalbon: i think i have a couple objections

francocolapinto: me too

user5: my fav couple on the grid

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[genillustrate]

The House of Capet. 987-1328

The Capetian dinasty was the first French dinasty resulting after the death of Louis V (c.967-987) last Frankish king of the Carolingian Empire. In my HC, this Frankish personification is father of both France and HRE, and also Austria. After the colapse of the Carolingian empire, the Kingdom of Francia disappeared and the empire was partitioned in three big territories; West Francia (France), East Francia (HRE) and Middle Francia (the territories that the both of them will be fighting for in the centuries to come, the Benelux spawned from those territorial wars in between them, as well and Switzerland and everything in between).

France and the Holy Roman Empire would become natural enemies, then, as Franco's inheritance would be the same as that of the Carolingian Empire; to become the next Roman Empire. And both kingdoms would spend the rest of the centuries until the World Wars trying to achieve that inherited goal. It has a name, in fact; Franco-German enmity.

Hence, then, the name Holy Roman Empire, from the intentions to become the next great empire uniting the three continents. France is the older son, by the way. The Frank had... a little favoritism towards the youngest, because it was identical to him. And more visibly German, of course. This fueled the competition between the two and the hereditary and historic animosity between the two "princes". It was the Franks that started the monarchical rule, feudalism and the hereditary rule for the sons in Europe. So France, HRE and Austria would be the first princes, haha.

[bonefries]

Franco and Coyle interactions 🙏 OOH or like a reagent au for Franco, like what would his outfit be like, what differences etc

ive been meaning to grt to this ask since i first got it but heres a lil reagent franco. i hc he is in the trials because he was in so much debt after his father cut off his privileged boy money that he just didn't know where else to go. a free bed and meals in exchange for well :) happy fun test times, seemed easy enough. oops!

[toxictigertonic]

Hiii soeey for bothering u but do u have any Mother gooseberry and franco hcs? Those 2 have been in my head all day

I have infinite headcanons that I can spit out about these two. Coyle is a little harder bc sometimes all I can think about is beating him up for the funnies, but these two? They make up my brain chemistry.

MOTHER GOOSEBERRY

- Reagents picked up on the "the goose in on the loose" line and will now use that to tell their fellow reagents that she's out and about.

- Sweet tooth, but not to the same level as Franco. She likes cakes and pies and cookies and will choose those first over anything else, while he goes for candy and sugary drinks.

- I'm projecting here but she LOVES cinnamon. The only complaint she's ever gotten about one of her baked goods was there being too much cinnamon. She had to politely explain that that simply wasn't possible, and then Futterman had to explain that they needed to shut the fuck up, and then shut the fuck up.

- She likes to hum to herself a lot. I feel like she hums and sings whenever it's too quiet and Futterman gets mad she just won't let there be silence.

- Massive fan of comfy sweaters. She likes the light fabric of her blouse but a good comfy sweater is where it's at for her.

- Her favorite season is spring! She also likes winter (for the cozy sweaters and baked goods, obvi), but spring is when everything comes to life. Futterman would eat a bee though.

- She loves to sniff flowers but I think she'd have allergies :( But the funny thing is she's not the one who sneezes, it's Futterman.

- Likes the thought of having her nails painted but as soon as they chip she's gotta take all of the polish off. Partially nervous picking, partially bc she thinks it looks bad.

- If she's not feeling absolutely bloodthirsty and catches you she just picks you up by the back of the neck and holds you there. Naughty reagents go in air jail.

- Has a collection of pretty skirts but she feels like she never has anywhere nice to wear them. Someone let her show off her nice skirts.

- This woman is a lesbian and I will not be debating. Futterman says some... awful things about it. Damn homophobic goose.

FRANCO

- Even though he tells you to watch the suit, he knows that thing is a mess. Having something nice on just makes him feel a little less ugly and you BETTER not ruin it.

- Cuddles with Lupara sometimes, it brings him comfort even if it's genuinely uncomfortable.

- Winking at him if he catches you in a hiding spot will get you a 5 second head start to run for your life. God help you if he catches you though, you don't play with his feelings like that and get away with it.

- Would have, without a doubt, been the kid who tried to drink a spoonful of vanilla extract bc it smelled good.

- Would also eat a spoonful of sugar but he'd actually enjoy that. He's not kidding about that sweet tooth.

- I don't care WHAT the game shows, this man is itty bitty. 5 foot 3 at best. I'm leveling this playing field, give us our short king Red Barrels!

- His hearing is bad on the side with the visible injuries. It's why he shoots first when he hears a noise, he doesn't know what the hell he just heard and he'd rather be safe than sorry.

- Has a hard time keeping what he's drinking off of his shirt or from running down his chin. Not like he's trying to be elegant when he drinks that cocktail.

- If you offered him skim milk he'd kill you on the spot. This is a WHOLE MILK HOUSEHOLD.

- I don't think his "mommy" would need to be a woman tbh. I think fulfilling the mothering role would be enough for him most of the time. Besides, tiddy is tiddy.

It's so tempting to put in all my silly headcanons for Franco bc I love him but I will refrain from the Cringe

[cuddlecow]

Hey!! Could I get some Franco x reader HCs with a reader whose love languages are physical touch and acts of service? Just someone who enjoys taking care of him in general 💕

Of course, anon! I love this idea hehe, he's such a goober!! These may not be considered headcanons, but I hope this still is satisfactory!

Franco Barbi With Reader Who Expresses Love Through Physical Touch And Acts Of Service

Physical Touch:

It was sweet how you treated the big baby, really. Not being much for words, you often found yourself expressing your love for Franco non-verbally. Always giving him pecks on the cheek, sometimes on his lips if you were feeling rather bold. Hugs when he needed someone to ground him so he'd feel the warm embrace of someone who truly cared for him. Squeezing his hand when you hold it, sometimes communicating through little squeezes with him. Giving him a nice massage after he's worked so hard keeping everybody in line. Dancing with him in his spacious office, putting a record on and just getting lost in eachothers eyes. If you were lucky, sometimes he'll let you braid or style what little amount of hair he has. Franco would definitely get flustered when any of these would happen due to him simply not being used to having someone treat him so gently.

Acts Of Service:

He says he's got a sweet tooth, doesn't he? Baking or making treats for him would get you a one-way ticket to his heart. He's used to having the lower mafia members do stuff for him; he is a prince after all. If you made dinner or a meal for him of his favorite food, and poured him some chianti, he'd be over the moon. Writing him little messages on sticky notes that he'll for sure see when he passes by certain areas would be so endearing to him. As he says in the trials, "You'd be so lucky", but boy would he also be the lucky one.

[wendigoruble]

General Franco HCs!

SFW, but still put under the cut since it's a long post!

Franco doesn't enjoy drinking anything that tastes bitter or alcoholic. This is why he loves his wolf's milk because it covers up the taste (among the other perverse reasons why he likes it). He only ever takes straight alcohol if he has to drink around other people, and he hates it. Getting drunk helps, but the taste makes him grimace.

He enjoys chocolate and suckers, specifically blowpops, but not because of the gum. He doesn't like gum. The size of the blowpop just fits his mouth well, and he can spend a long time on just one.

He swears in Italian a lot and will speak Italian during work as an extra cover so certain people don't know what he's saying.

He sucks his thumb when he sleeps as opposed to sucking on his pacifier. While his pacifier helps him calm down when he's stressed, sucking his thumb helps him sleep.

His pajamas are either whatever he happens to be wearing at the time, just a pair of pants, or on the extremely rare occasion (when he's being extra) full silk pajamas because they feel nice on his skin.

He once went on a pissed off rampage around the people that work for him because he had forgotten where he put his pacifier. This is why he wears it around his neck at all times now, even when going to work.

On the same note, sometimes carrying out assassinations is stressful, and he'll be sucking on his pacifier while delivering a shot from lupara. Or doing drug trades when he doesn't have access to cigarettes or a proper cigar.

He enjoys a lavished lifestyle style which includes frivolous purchases, nice cars, and even nicer clothes. This is also why I hc him to keep himself well groomed. He needs to compensate for his shortcomings and appear as desirable as possible for the people he tries to pick up.

He frets a lot over his appearance and spends time either being pissed off at his own reflection or staring at it in silent shame. This is why he pays so much money to get with the working girls.

In spite of his looks, he does carry the "strangely charismatic" aura about him due to the faux confidence. He'll puff out his chest, be loud and pushy, all in hopes to be perceived a certain way. And it works!

He gets frequent headaches due to his deformation and has breathing problems that are exacerbated by his smoking and drinking. He needs to go to a fucking hospital.

Compliments and flattery are the way to his heart (or to keep you from being killed).

He does have times of regression, but those are extremely private moments that no one knows about. (Everyone knows they're just too scared to say anything). Usually, when he comes back from brothels, he takes a good 3-5 hours of alone time.

He tends to sit on the floor and rock while muttering to himself. Sometimes, he just curls up and falls asleep on the floor. Other times, he'll cuddle up with a pillow because he doesn't have a teddy.

In his room, hidden away among his things, he keeps a bottle. Sometimes, he drinks out of it. Other times, he just wants to hold it and chew on the silicone tip. It adds to the feeling of helplessness.

Either he has made an imaginary mother in his head, or he's desperate for that connection, but his muttering often consists of telling his mom about his day.

"I blew his head clean off... No more rat. I did that. I did it, ma... Oh, I knew you'd be proud of me. Mommy's always proud of me.. Mommy loves me."

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FUCK IT

Coyle/Franco HCs I'm done pretending

(silly)

Coyle calls Franco demeaning pet names like “sport” "junior" “kiddo” "son" “pumpkin” "deputy" “cupcake” etc etc etc

His pet names are almost never genuinely affectionate, just attempts to embarrass Franco

Coyle ruffles Franco's hair super roughly just to fuck up the little hair he has left

They both try to piss each other off but Coyle is the undisputed champ. Has seemingly endless colorful folksy insults to lob at Franco, and Franco has trouble coming up with anything more than increasingly graphic variations of "fuck you"

And the little he can come up with is comically hypocritical and easily thrown back in his face

Franco has accidentally called Coyle "dad" at least twice, and Coyle will never let him live it down

Franco makes a big show of hating Coyle but is transparently desperate for his approval. Coyle unironically said "damn fine shootin'" to him once and he pretended to blow it off but he's been riding that high ever since

Basically I just think they tease and squabble with each other constantly to the point where it's obviously a fucked up version of flirting and it makes all of the other expops uncomfortable. Like just get a room already

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

LMX Sirex 2300 HCS Spyder Prototype, 1969. Designed by Franco Scaglione and built by Carrozzeria Eurostyle the Sirex was powered by Ford of Germany's 2.3 litre V6. It's unclear how many Spyders were made, one at least has survived to the present (gold car, pictured in the Museo dell’Automobile in Turin.

[systemic-chaos]

Anyyyy hc of esterman/franco? I lovr ur hcs btw!!

I apologize for making you wait so long!! The hyperfixation train answers to no man. This turned out a little more NSFW than I expected, probably cuz of all the creative energy I've been using for my horror erotica novel, so it's going under the cut lmao

-Easterman would NOT be the top. He's a cringefail babygirl to me. Franco probably loves sticking Lupara down his throat. Makes Franco feel powerful/masculine.

-At the same time, I can also imagine Franco liking to call Easterman his daddy. Franco's romantic, sexual, and familial feelings are already so wrapped up into a tangled nightmare that Sigmund Freud would name three new complexes after him, so I think the idea of Franco giving Easterman the role of a father in his mind while still being dominant in the relationship isn't shocking at all

-Two words. Gun. Play. Hendrick 'If you take the gun away, you are castrating him, his father, and his grandfather all at once' Easterman definitely has ulterior motives for letting Franco keep his gun.

-Also, I feel like Easterman probably moans out Rudolf Wernicke's name during sex. Easterman has at least a one sided crush on Wernicke, if they don't also fuck on the side. Franco has threated to shoot him for doing this multiple times.

-Adding on to the previous point, Franco is both clingy and HORRIBLY jealous. Is Easterman spending time doing literally anything else, including his actual job? Franco is throwing a fit. Franco wants Easterman's total and undivided attention at all times and will cry, fight, or kill in order to get it.

-In turn, Franco get SPOILED by Easterman. Franco is HIS baby boy, why wouldn't he want him to get all the benefits he could give him? Easterman plays favorites, and Franco's weird and offputting charisma makes him an easy favorite for him.

-Franco gets very excited whenever he gets to spend time with Easterman. In his mind, Easterman is kind of the mob boss of Sinyala, similar to Franco's own father. But Easterman makes time for him, considered his feelings, and submits for him. He's the opposite of Franco's abusive father in nearly every way Franco could dream of!

-Franco can and will brag about his relationship to anyone who would listen. Leland isn't sure if he's jealous or disgusted. Mother Gooseberry is proud of him. Though I'm pretty sure that Dr. Futterman is homophobic.

That's all I got right now, thank you so much for the ask!! I love writing these things when I'm not in the throws of Mental Illness lol

[kissofthemuses]

I was bored at work and took the daemon test for Veronica and Susan Hart.

Veronica Franco

Perching bird -> Sparrow

Those who have perching bird daemons are intelligent and like finding patterns, though unlike other bird daemons they are more chatty and social. They enjoy putting their inner thoughts into words and wearing their heart on their sleeves.

You are a joyful and hard-working individual who has an inner, underestimated strength. More so than others with perching bird daemons, those with sparrows are creative and gregarious, happy to make new friends. They are vigilant and capable, and they take pride in what work they do.

Susan Hart

Raptor -> Falcon

Those who have raptor daemons are intellectual and precise, though unlike other bird daemons they also symbolize active and ambition. They are logical but confident, often preferring to work alone in relentless pursuit of their goals.

You are an intense and shrewd individual. More so than others with raptor daemons, those with falcons are highly tenacious and obsessive over their goals. They are efficient and driven, observant people who become restless when they have nothing to focus their attention on.