#fr though we write cardassian paperwork very handwavey

[o0anapher0o]

I know it's pretty established in fandom that Cardassians love their bureaucracy but I don't think I've seen any fics (including my own) that fully embrace what that looks like. Like rn I need a fic of Julian having a full on meltdown:

"What do you mean I can only send an application after the validation process has been completed? How do I know it has been? How many weeks are several? Why do they need my grandmother's birth certificate on my mother's side and what even is the difference between a certified copy and a regular one? Certified by whom? I just wanted a library card."