#fr mdni!!

[blkkizzat]

cindol subbing you

i thought i recognized that name and looks like i blocked them almost a year ago for being a minor who writes smut. they shouldn't be able to see anything i do tbh.

my blog is mdni.

im only responding to this publicly to kindly stress that y'all not send me anything about minors on this app. i beg. 😭

[satoruxx]

stubble toji but u squeal when he eats u out

had to take a minute to breath nonnie bc oh my god

stubble toji is insufferable with it too, because he knows how you normally react when he's pressing the rough texture of his jaw against your skin. god knows he'll take advantage of it in every possible situation.

taunts like crazy, saying things like "what's wrong, doll? still hate the feelin'?” even as his hands grip your thighs and spread them apart. you scoff, cheeks practically on fire as you look down at his smug grin.

"quit teasing, toji."

he just chuckles throatily, chin brushing over the skin of your inner thigh just barely, and he mentally notes the way you shiver at the feeling.

toji already drives himself crazy when he eats you out, mostly because the choked moans and whines that he can pull from you with a skillful flick of his tongue has his pride singing.

but when you squeal in between your gasps, caught off guard by the rough sensation in between his licks—that is a different high all together.

he groans against your skin when you do, stubble pressing deep against it as he suckles at your clit eagerly.

the sound, quite literally, goes straight to your core.

“ah fuck baby, that’s it,” he grunts, fingers tightening around your thighs in a way you know will leave marks. he deliberately presses his jaw into you when he can, eyes hooded as he hears the sound it pulls from you. “feel good, huh?”

“uh huh—” you nod eagerly, unable to stop your hips from bucking into his tongue as he teases your clit and laps up your juices. “so good.”

an evil smirk as he pulls back, chin glistening and eyes satisfied. “thought you always whine about how my stubble is too scratchy.”

“it is,” you huff—adamant. “you’re always tormenting me with it.”

“don’t hear you complaining now,” he murmurs—smug. his lips find your clit again, sucking and licking until your vision goes hazy. “still want me to shave?”

you’ve never said no quicker in your life.

[certifiedfreec]

i can’t stop thinking about neighbor!graves… 🤔

🏡 you’re new to the neighborhood, getting all your things moved in and seemingly drowning in all the boxes of stuff you have. you ordered some items to replace the ones that got damaged or lost during transit, so that only added on to the cardboard-ridden mess that was your new living room.

🏡 a few days after settling in, you finally notice one of your packages has a mysterious name on it: phillip graves. you suddenly feel bad; how long has this guy been missing his delivery?? you bustle out your door in your pajamas, looking for the house number that matches the one on the package until you finally find it. it’s a fairly large house with dark, sophisticated paint. it’s across and over from yours with a huge black truck backed into the driveway. very snazzy for a truck, you think, hurrying your way to the tall entry door and ringing the doorbell.

🏡 “hey, how can i help ya?” his slight twang is warm and uplifting when he opens the door, eyeing you with a keen interest. god, he’s pretty. he sees what’s standing before him in the cutest little pj set and he’s feeling like an angel was dropped at his doorstep. meanwhile, you’re freaking out- standing there in your scrubby pajamas in front of this ridiculously attractive man, who is apparently your neighbor, and you’ve been holding onto his package without him knowing. (you realize there’s another package of his you’d like to hold though- ba dum tss!)

🏡 you shyly introduce yourself, pointing toward your house and then handing him the box, which he accepts with a teasing “gonna have to tell the HOA about the new thief on the block,” and a quick wink. it nearly melts you, but we must stay focused brothers!! he thanks you and introduces himself as phillip, taking the chance to let you know that you caught him at a good time because he’s often out for extended periods of time with his work. the poor baby must exhaust himself with how busy he is :(

🏡 you hear what he’s saying and being the new, good little neighbor you are, you offer to swing by and grab his mail, check on his plants, and do some basic house upkeep whenever he’s gone. hook, line, and sinker- it’s just what he wants to hear. he accepts your offer with that pearly grin of his, but not without adding his contact info to your phone so he can let you know when he’ll be out of town :’) he’s just so handsome that you feel like you won the jackpot!

🏡 from that day on, it’s like you keep bumping into each other outside- how silly! you start to find some excuses to be out front, maybe to check your roof for any damage or plant some flowers along the side yard, and whaddaya know, neighbor!graves soon finds himself outside giving his big ‘ol truck a wash (you could swear it’s already spotless). god, those flexing muscles and the wet t-shirt clinging to them are much more interesting than your rhododendrons.

🏡 he’s such a friendly neighbor- he’s really taken a liking to you! <3 whenever he’s actually home, he’s got your grocery bags carried inside or he’s grilled some barbecue that you’d be “downright ridiculous not to try”- his words, not yours! it’s delicious, of course, and he credits all his skills to his old man and his “coworkers.” you decide to bake him some sweets in return, and he just about melts. you’re just so good, and so is your baking! he’d really like to taste something else though, too…

🏡 now, neighbor!graves is a pretty nosy guy, so he’s taken it upon himself to keep you in the loop on all the drama in the neighborhood. but really, can you blame him? it’s in his nature to find intel- someone in the community has to do it! this is also a subtle way of letting you know that he’ll be keeping an eye on you, too- because he’s gotta look out for his fellow neighbors, especially if they’re adorable ;)

🏡 eventually he’s away for a few weeks and you’re on deck to pick up his mail, water his indoor plants, all that good stuff. he gives you a key before he leaves and tells you “go ‘head and keep it, mi casa es su casa,” fully inviting you to get comfy in his space- and you do! his furniture is so sleek yet so cozy, his living room complete with a super plush leather couch and a ridiculously large tv. you gather from all his medals and badges decorating the place that he’s very accomplished at what he does- this guy’s the real deal. you also get a nagging feeling that you want to spend more time in his space- it’s just so comfortable, and it smells like sweet vetiver and crisp mint :’)

🏡 so… neighbor!graves, being the nosy guy that he is, has been tracking when you’ve been going over by checking his high-end front door camera from his phone. he can’t help but get flustered at the idea of you in his most personal space- god, he wants you in his bed- and he starts to remember your routine. when he’s finally finished with his operation, he may or may not schedule his flight so that he arrives home shortly after the time usually head over, and your entire body stills when you hear his garage go up. he walks in with some heavy-looking bags wearing an all-black outfit, and you almost swoon. he’s such a man.

🏡 woops, surprise! he apologizes for forgetting to mention when he’d be getting home. he’s so damn excited to see you in his house though, so cute and dutiful, having left his plants perfectly hydrated and not a speck of dust in the area. he has an inkling-no, a certainty- that you’d be an amazing housewife. he invites you to stick around for a drink since you’re already there anyway, and of course you accept since you’d be “downright ridiculous” if you didn’t!

🏡 after you fill him in on the neighborhood drama he missed over some scotch (he is loving your intel collection skills, by the way), he reaches for his wallet to get you some cash for all the trouble- this man was really about to give you a wad of hundreds for your menial house chores! unbelievable! you immediately shoo it away, insisting that it really was no big deal… well, now you’ve left him stumped, because how else could he ever show his appreciation for your hard work while he was away??

🏡 by eating your pussy, of course! it takes very little resistance on both your ends until you’re sprawled out on his luxuriously soft bed with his head between your thighs, moaning and mewling so loud from the perfect licks and swirls on your aching, needy clit that his front door camera can practically pick up on your noises :’) your slick is getting all over his satiny sheets, but he doesn’t even pay that any mind. a few sharp sucks to your sensitive bundle of nerves and the scratch of his light blond stubble along your inner thighs has you cumming so hard that you can’t help but chant his name- and he’ll be damned if that isn’t music to his ears! <3

🏡 he still doesn’t feel like he’s fully shown you his appreciation…maybe he needs to fuck the shit out of you too! he’s talking to you so nicely as he stretches your pulsing walls with his huge, veiny cock, reassuring you that you’re “such a good girl,” “lookin’ so gorgeous right now,” “takin’ me like a champ, baby.”… you’ve never felt so full, yet somehow you can’t get enough of him :( he decides to place a silky pillow under your hips so he can pummel into you from a deeper angle, and he leaves all kinds of purply marks along your chest as he tells you just how perfect your pussy is for him- god, he’s happy you moved here!

🏡 by now you’ve lost count of how many times you’ve orgasmed around his length, and he finally coats your insides with his warm, thick spurts of cum as he groans your name. you both collapse onto his sheets, exhaustedly drifting to sleep just to do it all over again in the morning ;) he gets a hot shower ready for the both of you before kindly requesting some of your amazing baking- he even offers you to wear one of his t-shirts so you don’t get any ingredients on your own clothes! of course, you’re more than happy to oblige. after all, he’s such a friendly neighbor <3

[neallo]

7AM: god they're so destined, but so doomed 😭they are so in love it makes me fucking sick. how am i supposed to live like this. how am i supposed to cope.

7PM: you know i used to hate it but i think i'm warming up to using the word "hole" in smut writing 🤔

[artinvain]

wild that I can’t get tattoos for free by proxy of being a sexy hot lesbian with big tits and piercings 😔

[arminsumi]

hi and hello! I’m here with a request idea and two song suggestions! Can I request an Eren x Fem!Reader fluff one-shot with mild smut where Eren comes home late and night finding Y/N on the couch sleeping in her nightgown with a matching flower crown on her head before carrying her to bed. After Eren settles Y/N in bed and does his nightly routine, he strips out of his clothes and underwear and cuddles Y/N is his naked body (he even felt himself harden up a little) while he quietly sings Isabellas Lullaby by Amalee as he watches the snow falling outside the window before going to sleep. Then the next morning, Y/N wakes up in Erens arms as she hears him singing Take on Me by Ashley Johnson while he cradles her in his arms and still naked body as Y/N snuggled her head on his bare chest hearing his angelic voice with her eyes closed and noticed his length hardened and helps him keep it warm. Finally after Eren finished quietly singing, he noticed Y/N awake and has his pillow talk with Y/N while he watches the snow falling outside the window with her and spend their whole day in bed cuddling? Thanks! - 🌻

Ah, Sunflower darling of course I can! Sorry for the delay, but tysm for your request (and hope you're well and good!) Enjoy (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Lullabies

Oneshot / E. Jaeger

Cws; vanilla smut, fluff, pillowtalk pre-est relationship (bf + living together)

Modern!au

A book slips from your hand, gently thudding to the ground. You tried to stay up by reading until Eren came home, but by now the weight of sleepiness finally got to you.

Coincidentally, when the book thuds, the front door clicks open, as a bleary-eyed Eren returns home from his long shift at work. He calls out your name softly, but quickly finds that you're asleep on the couch in the living room.

Eren has to smile to himself when he sees how gentle you look there; the distant flicker of a candle's flame illumines your face, casting an almost dreamy color over your skin. His heavy eyes admire the way your hair spills over the pillow, then he raises his gaze to the flower crown that half slipped off your head when you fell asleep. He thinks it's charming how it matches your nightgown; it's the one that always catches his attention, the one that's silky to the touch and as light as air.

With gentle and careful hands, Eren takes you from the couch into his arms and sets you on the bed so as to not wake you. He quickly brushes your hair out of your face and plucks the flower crown off, stealing it to wear himself while he goes to prepare for bed.

The tiring day of work shows its effect when he fumbles with his belt, stumbles out of his jeans, and haphazardly tosses his shirt somewhere after peeling it off of his defined torso. Sure it's fucking freezing, but still Eren always wants to sleep nude, he's stubborn like that. It's also his excuse to have you feel his bare chest in the mornings with your sleepy, wandering hands.

Before the cold seeps into his skin, Eren steals across the floor and slips under the covers with you. With a satisfied sigh, he sinks into the mattress and snuggles up close to you, his body pressing tight to yours. Just the tight closeness of your bodies and the gentle silk fabric pressing against his length is enough to get him hardening against you, but he tries to ignore it for the night.

As you sleep against him, he strokes your hair, half-singing and half-humming a familiar tune, placing an adoring gaze over you.

Eren's eyes get heavier, drowsiness overtaking him. The last thing he catches in his sight is the snowfall outside; miniscule snowflakes dancing down and daring to add another couple of inches to the snow level come the next morning.

The dawn steals across the city skyline outside your apartment, the reflection of the bright morning sun in windows of the opposite building awakes Eren. You're still clinging tightly together just as you were the night before. He cradles you almost like a baby, feeling his chest swell at the fact that you're in his bed, in his arms. Back when he first met you, he thought this could only be a daydream.

Eren observes the morning snowfall outside the window. The snow seems like castor sugar being shaken through a sieve over the city. The coldness of the weather doesn't really deserve a poetic likening, it's just needle-cold. Maybe it was the cold, or just morning wood, but Eren felt himself as hard against you as he was when he fell asleep.

By the time you wake up, he's throbbing.

"Mmm." You whine sleepily, drawing closer to his firm chest and nuzzling it.

"Sorry, did I wake you?" Eren asks with a heavy morning rasp.

You nod into his chest, wrapping your leg sleepily around his waist. It's such a subtle movement, not enough for satisfying friction, so his hips roll against you to try and earn some sort of relief.

Both of you cling comfortably together under the heavy blanket, Eren's hips surreptitiously rock against your nightgown, slowly relieving his aching length, while his arms wrap tight against you. You could almost fall asleep to the sound of his gentle moans, feeling the vibrations of each one in his chest amongst his accelerating heartbeat.

It's hard to believe it's snowing outside with how ridiculously warm it is between the two of you. You find yourself giggling under the sheets with Eren, insisting that you 'keep him warm'.

It's hard for him to hold it in, so you quickly feel Eren's release against you as it thickly spills out, his hip movements slowing as he lets out a satisfied moan into your hair.

You feel his heartbeat calming down after he reached his high.

"Thank you, 'needed that." He murmurs.

"Well, now I'm-" He plucks a kiss, "All", he plucks another to make you giggle, "All sticky and-", he takes another one, plush lips sending an eruption of feelings all across your body.

As if it were possible, Eren tries to squeeze you tighter against his chest.

He's humming sleepy morning songs, half-singing, half wanting to fall back asleep. You talk in quiet morning mumbles under the blanket together.

"You can't keep sleeping nude in this weather, you'll catch a cold." You mumble into his chest.

"No, it's fine, I've got you." He says, mostly to fluster you, "Anyways, didn't you say once I was as warm as a furnace?"

"Mmm." You hum, "Yeah, I did. You're really warm."

"I guess my body warmth makes up for how cold I am." He jokes self-deprecatingly.

"You're not cold. Not to me." You look up at him with a pout.

It's hard for him to resist pressing a kiss to your forehead.

You briefly suggest calling up Armin and Mika for some early morning coffees, but Eren rolls around with you in bed and whines that he just wants to spend all day cuddling and nothing else.

So that's how the day goes; cuddles and snow-gazing out the window.

[terriblepassions]

if u weren't alive for 9/11 we absolutely cannot fuck. 🩷

[ivohex]

would it be crazy to do prompts for lads men and include caleb 🤪🤪

[subbysunnypup]

Heck I love when people send me ass pics n cock n ball pics ૮ >⸝⸝⸝⸝< ა

[fernsnflora]

no because all i wanted from that date was to have my tits sucked or my pussy touched, and neither of those things happened.

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

amanda krondarling is stronger and braver than any us marine

[wintersera]

https://www.tumblr.com/wintersera/737274367505022976/you-dont-have-this-written-in-the-rules-is-it?source=share

ah I kept thinking that this meant not minors, but men... or it's both

it’s both 😭😭

[fuxhiguro]

i just want my man to fuck me senseless.. make me cum , lick me up , choke me , degrade me maybe praise me. kiss all over me make me squirm make me shake . i want full potential again💔💔🥲 pick me up n shove ur cock in me. n is his cock girthy fat n long ? yess thats why i want it

[a-benkei]

-> 𝗔𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗞. | 𝟯𝟱 | 𝗵𝗲/𝗵𝗶𝗺

-> 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗚𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁 𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻 | 𝗖𝗼-𝗚𝘆𝗺 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗪𝗮𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗮

-> 𝗝𝗶’𝘀 (@imaushi-ji) 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆, 𝗪𝗮𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗮’𝘀 (@waka-imaushi) ‘𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲’ (𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝘁𝘄, 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶 🤨) 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗵𝘆𝗽𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗮𝘀𝘁

-> 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗰𝗼-𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗮, 𝗛𝗶𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗼, 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝘆𝗼, 𝗝𝗶 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗪𝗮𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗮 ❤️

-> 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗻 𝗥𝗣 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴

[97ify]

MDNI blogs make me giggle tbh cus i want you to look me dead in the eyes and tell me YOU WEREN'T reading smut as a minor, maybe even 17💀💀 like yeah i put that lil "MDNI" pic on my shit, but i promise it's for aesthetics, i genuinely don't give a fuck. i'm not ur parent do whtvr tf u want kid 🤞‼️

just look past it when reading my stuff cus it's all for shits & giggles tbh bro 🤧