#fox mulder is butch i said so

[puppmeo]

I just know she is dragging that butch around by his carabiner

[lesbianmarrow]

i cant stop thinking about femme dyke fox mulder so here are some headcanons

per my previous post, she has a wolfcut and wears low cut tops to work. she also has lots of ear piercings <3

she came out as a woman a few years after college, while she was studying to be a psychologist

her parents were not thrilled about her transition, and though they never said it out loud, it's clear that they view it to some extent as an insult to samantha's memory

part of why she held off transitioning for a while is that she was worried samantha wouldn't recognize her if they ever met again

she never bothered changing her legal name but only goes by "mulder" nowadays

famously the only time mulder ever used her accrued time off was to recover from top surgery (this takes place in a beautiful fantasy world where fbi insurance covers gender affirming surgery)

in this version scully tends to get distracted by mulder's cleavage when theyre on missions due to the aforementioned low cut tops and because scully is basically eye level with her tits

since theyre both girls scully and mulder share motel rooms when traveling and they become very familiar with each other's getting-ready-for-bed routines and shower routines

sometimes scully helps mulder with her estradiol injections <3 wamen <3

ladies find mulder very attractive and scully gets very jealous, but mulder doesn't really go out with other women because shes so obsessed with finding The Truth

mulder still collects porn but it's queer indie porn and she's friends with a lot of the creators

in this version the lone gunmen are all outcast loser dykes and frohike is a gentlemanly butch

i cant decide if i want phoebe to be an awful manipulative dyke or a straight woman who knew mulder pre-transition and is always putting her down and guilt-tripping her over her choice to come out and transition. either way she's terrible and scully hates her

scully's general protectiveness of mulder acquires a new dimension here in that she recognizes mulder's vulnerability as a trans woman and wants desperately to shield her from any and all harm

[werewolfcave]

saying its weird to hc male characters as lesbian is lesbophobic as fuck

Ha ha ! Thats not what I said at all! lets review what I actually said!

"I will be so honest, exclusively engaging with men in media by HCing them as butch lesbians is fucking weird!! Anyways."

I think its weird to feel the need to turn a man into a butch to engage in his relevance at all and my feelings about that stem from the extremely weird "all men are bad" sentiment that has prevailed on tumblr!

Personally I have hced men as butches before!

My beautiful drawing of Fox Mulder in fact!

I just think its really fucking weird to only engage with men in the form of no longer making them men as if that makes them inherently better or more tolerable!

additionally!

[lost-looks-with-lou-blog]

I said GOD DAMN!

Hi everyone! This is my FIRST TUMBLR POST EVER. That’s right, I don’t know what I’m doing! I decided to go through one of my favorite movies, Pulp Fiction, because it has some really iconic scenes, but also…some looks that got lost! Luckily for you, I found them. I’m operating under the assumption that you’ve seen the movie or read the plot summary and know what happens, or at least the parts that everyone knows, like when Samuel L. Johnson yells at a guy before shooting him. If you haven’t, or maybe just for fun if you have, you can watch it and notice all of these things and feel very observant! Anyway, here goes nothing!

Ah yes, this is exactly how an Australian trying to blend in among Californians dresses. Maybe I don’t look at enough Hawaiian shirts, but I don’t think they usually have people doing tropical stuff on them. Neat!

This is a cute little necklace! Yolanda might not know how to cut her own hair, but she is good at accessorizing.

I just like this font, those As are groovy.

This is more for my reference/curiosity than anything, but since this is a costume-focused blog project I’ll include it here. Betsy Heimann is best known for this, Reservoir Dogs, and Almost Famous. She got her start in 1981 and is still currently doing costume design work for film and television. Googling her brought up this short video about her creative process, if you’re into that.

Vincent what did you do to that suit CAN’T YOU AFFORD DRY CLEANING

You can’t hear it, but they’re talking about the finer details of foot massage. They stopped in front of the target’s door just beyond where they are in the previous still, decided to give it a few minutes, and left the camera at the door. Their volume decreased! The camera guy is just standing there waiting for them to come back over! It’s cooler to actually watch.

There’s nothing super interesting here, mostly just Vincent opening the Magic Briefcase, but I want to note that these guys living in this apartment are OBVIOUSLY very good at…cooking with wine.

This wonderful lady, Jodie, is “just” the cocaine guy’s wife, but she gives a good lecture about why you should never get anything pierced with a gun. And she has a TINY SASSY DEVIL NECK TATTOO. AND SWORD EARRINGS.

Here we have what is possibly my favorite bit of set design ever. Just some groovy giant shoes on baroque-ass tiny shelves. BAM, decorated. The crack dealer is lucky to have Jodie around to spruce the place up.

Here you can see that the shoe thing also happens on the opposite wall, and judge John Travolta’s attempt at a Fox Mulder cosplay. Also notable: the bolo tie.

Here we’ve got the walkway to the Wallace residence, as Vincent is going to pick up Mia for their “date” thing. This is pretty and it happens again later in a different context.

I’m including this screenshot mostly for impeccable pause timing (since the diner dinner is one of the best-known scenes of the film so other people can tell you about it) but also: good earrings. I like whatever kind of metallic jacket thing the rightmost lady has got going on too.

If you squint, this could be a Renaissance painting. She’s got a doorway-halo and everything. And a cute bra! Skipping forward a bit to Butch (Bruce Willis) hustling to skip town…

Bruce Willis in his underoos (Norman Rockwell, oil on canvas, 1994.)

And here’s the second appearance of a lush entryway. Vincent is still around, but this time, Butch is going to meet him and they are NOT going on a dinner date.

This poor dude gets caught with his pants down as time skips backwards to Vincent and Jules shooting his roommates and retrieving the briefcase.

AAAAAAA this is *chef finger kiss* magnifique. I want to take a second here to point out that this movie has a jumbled aesthetic, in terms of its time period and actual setting. The costumes are firmly in the seventies apart from the skinny ties, there’s a fifties diner, but they’re using smallish cell phones and someone drives a 1992 car. It came out in 1994, so we can assume it was intended to be “present day”. And now in 2017, this look feels very on-trend. Marcellus Wallace is trying to do crimes, but he keeps getting stopped by street style photographers and having to shoot them.

Who the heck is THIS random woman at the party in The Wolf’s house WHAT

CAT PILLOW ALERT

Plaid, puppies, and a coupla dorks. What more could you possibly want?