#fourzero

[essembre]

marcel basicallyidowrk appreciation post, my favorite man from bbs ever

[greedy621]

BBS animatic WIP!!!

This is first time I draw fourzero.

[kosmicsandshoes]

there we go, enjoy

edit: some fun minute details that i wanna share:

- vanoss's feathers are longer in the back to be reminiscent of his irl hair

- vanoss also has more padding and armor, to give him a proper "super hero" look

- terroriser is noticeably pailer than the other white men here, this is because he's a robot so he has synthetic skin, which would naturally be pailer than organic skin

- terroriser also has grey accents on his face, as opposed to red, again, because he's a robot, so he doesn't have red human blood, but rather oil

- nogla's headset has a small nogla tato on the green part, it's also not plugged into anything

- nogla's got patches on his knees to kind of play up his "idiot" characterization, with idiotic characters tending to be clumsy

- moo's wearing his early bird sweatshirt, adorned with wings on both arms, and an eagle on the chest

- moo's also wearing sweatpants slightly too short for him, showing off his red and white striped luigi socks

- wildcat's outfit is a combination of his 2 main gta outfits, the white t-shirt and zebra striped pants underneath the large fur coat and gold, bedazzled necklace bearing his old logo

- delirious's design takes a bit of inspiration from @/moully's design of him, most notably in the gloves and pushed up sleeves

- delirious has a large teddy bear backpack, and he, like nogla, has patches on his knees and also on his shoulders and elbows, to demonstrate his clumsiness

- delirious looks a bit rough in general, with a cracked mask, several bandaids, and mud on his shoes

- basically keeps his signature finn outfit, while also gaining some extra dinosaur features in the spikes and the tail, they're not real, just a part of his hat and backpack

- basically also sports a balloon tattoo, similar to the one he has irl, and his bandaids are colored purple, as it's one of his main colors, despite his sona not having any in sight

- fourzero's design takes from both his gmod models, one being his cartoonized self, and the other being woody from toy story, thus creating a cowboy

- fourzero wears a light blue bandana featuring his logo, matching his youtube icon, his sherif badge is also a star of david because that's just funny

- panda has his baseball cap, colored red and turned backwards so as to not clash with the color of his fur

- panda also wears a hawaiian shirt sporting some pot leaves on it, and generally looks like he works at a spencer's gifts

- lui doesn't have much going for him besides his cigar and the flannel over the top of his sweatshirt, like he's dressed to get his perm done before the big homecoming dance

- droidd's got his trusty cockatoo by his side as always, and overall looks pretty similar to his actual sona

- cartoonz is comprised of only reds and blacks, to try and distinguish his outfit from terroriser's

- cartoonz's jacket is slightly cropped, giving a more greaser feel rather than 80s action hero

- racingcatz uniform is adorned with ads, just like a real racing uniform, all ads i made up on the spot: >vanoss explosives >h2o waterlerious >wildcat's anger management >nogla's pancakes >terroriser historical society >basically i do balloons

- sark's outfit is based on his mail time outfit when he worked at machinima, and his bowtie has a little sark logo right in the center

about time i did some actual art huh

[whoneedsapublisher]

Flat Fuck Foursday

FourZero.

Words: ~800

Summary: Four is NOT a fan of the new weekly meme around the dorms.

Also on Ao3

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“Hey guys! Happy Flat Fuck Friday!”

Four was going to kill someone.

It wasn’t that she had body image issues. If anything, she was proud of how perfectly healthy and realistic her self-image was. She had no stupid arrogant illusions about herself being some kind of goddess of beauty, constantly preening in a mirror like Five, but at the same time she recognized and cared for her look,s unlike that slob Three. And as well as having a good attitude towards her appearance, she could also take a compliment humbly but with appreciation, like Two, while still being honest about her shortcomings, like One. So she didn’t have “issues” with her body image. But that didn’t mean she liked being insulted! She was still human!

So when everyone around her just coincidentally started talking about “Flat Fuck Friday” she hadn’t been amused, but she wasn’t so self-absorbed or paranoid as to think it was a personal slight.

Then Five wished her a “Happy Flat Fuck Friday!” while conspicuously hugging Four in such a way that her stupid uddders pressed pressed against Four’s back, and that was the point where Four decided that she hated this stupid meme.

And now Friday had rolled around again, and everything in their fucking dorm building was insisting on popping into everyone else’s common rooms and yelling about having a good Flat Fuck Friday. The next person Four saw that said that stupid shit to her-

“Hey,” Zero said, raising a hand in greeting as she approached.

“What is it, Zero?” Four snapped. “I’m in a bad mood.”

“You’re always in a bad mood,” Zero said. “Cheer up. Shouldn’t you be off getting laid somewhere?”

“What?!” Four spluttered, physically reeling back in shock. “What kind of indecent suggestions are you spouting?!”

“What, no one else has invited you to bed today?” Zero asked. “Well, guess I’m the first, then.”

Four’s mouth opened and closed again. It wasn’t as if she was pining after Zero or anything. That would be absurd. Zero was a lout, a bad tempered apathetic wastrel well on her way to being a burnout with no future. But, well, it wasn’t as if she was suggestioning an engagement, and Four had, perhaps, fleetingly, once or twice, considered that she might be interested in Zero sexually. She certainly hadn’t expected such a bold and direct offer, but…

“W-Well, I suppose I’m free,” she said, aloofly, maintaining her dignity and composure. “If you really want to sleep with me, I could agree to it just this one time. But for the record, I’m not some easy girl who would sleep with just anyone! It’s just, well, we’ve known each other for a long time, and-”

“Sure, whatever,” Zero said, talking her hand. “Your room’s right by here, right? Let’s go.”

Four let herself be lead by the hand to her room. She let Zero lock the door behind them. She let Zero pulled her clothes off. She let herself fall back onto the bed. She let Zero’s tongue make its way across her body as she shuddered and gripped the bedsheets. She let Zero spread her legs and slip in between them. She let Zero… well, do anything she wanted. And Zero didn’t disappoint.

Four had no idea how much later it was when Zero finally rolled off her, flopping down on the bed next to her as Four panted, sticky with sweat and cum- both hers and Zero’s.

For a while, neither of them said anything, just enjoying a comfortable silence as they both lay there and recovered. Eventually Four spoke up.

“Wow,” she said, breathlessly. “That was… wonderful.”

“Yeah, it was fun,” Zero agreed.

“What brought this on all of a sudden?” Four said, rolling over and propping herself up on one arm. “Not that I’m complaining, of course.”

“Whaddya mean?” Zero said, glancing over at her. “It’s the right day for it, right?”

“Huh?” Four said, confused. Was Zero into astrology or something? That seemed so unlike her.

“You know,” Zero said. “Fuck a Flat Fuck Friday.”

As she spoke, she reached out and laid her hand on Four’s chest.

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In the end, Four got in a lot of trouble. She was yelled at by the RA, issued an official disciplinary warning, and she had pay for a replacement, and sleep on the floor while waiting for it to come in. But even thought she was ashamed of that, she still didn’t regret it.

If Zero was going to do something like that, punching her so hard that she snapped the bedframe was only fair.

[shit-gamers-say]

Look, it's the hero we never needed!

H2ODelirious

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[poly-bus]

Athletic ‘N Gay - mmmmmMMMMM

Au: High School

Pairing: BasicallyIDoWRK x FourZeroSeven {Marcel x Scott}

Prompt: Scotty is just a normal guy that doesn’t care for athletic shit or extracurricular activities unless it’s the gaming club. In that club, he can be just what he wants to be; a GAYMER! However, an athlete joins the club and leaves Scotty in quite a predicament...

Hi, my name is Scott but my best friends call me Scotty. You see, I just recently joined this sophomore to senior years club for Gamers... I didn’t expect to see a certain athlete here at all.

See, the real issue isn’t that this guy has bullied me in middle school, but the fact that he’s a real god damn hottie is what bothers me. I thought I was straight. Sarcastic tone. Am I gay or something now?

Well fucking obviously. What did you expect? I’m a gaymer for a damn reason. But none of my friends know, okay? They can’t know, especially with all the gay jokes they make too often. Sometimes I feel like their homophobes or some shit.

Speaking of homophobes, the athlete I mentioned earlier is one of the homophobic athlete bullies that I REALLY cannot stand. They pick on any male figure who doesn’t do sports, claiming they’re gay and they’re pussies and they like to take dicks up the ass.

I mean, they aren’t wrong for me but still... it’s just super wrong to do that. What’s worst is that my friends tease me about this every chance they get too. Some friends I have, huh?

I can deal with them though because they mean it in good fun. But I think they only do it cuz my GTA V character’s a female. Can you blame me?

Anyway, the beginning of the year was perfectly fine. I hadn’t been teased about being gay ever since the end of middle school, except my friends of course.

But now that this athlete was joining the gaming club AND my friends list, I was about to face hell. Did he remember me from 8th grade or is it just a foggy flashback by now?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he remembered my gay ass self. I was practically the laughing stock of the whole middle school.

Besides that, this guy is super ripped. When I say ripped, I mean RIPPED. A perfect 6 pack showing through his muscle shirt with his team number on the back and a football imprinted on the front.

He was wearing a pair of cloth shorts, showing off his muscular calves. I swear to god, if I wasn’t drooling before then I have to be drooling now.

But the worst thing is, when I glanced up to look at his face, he was smirking. SMIRKING. He definitely knows me by now! I’m fucked! I am completely and utterly fucked!

But instead of punching me like I thought he would, his voice melted in my ears and sent heat to my groin. His voice is so perfect. I don’t think I heard him right, did he say my name?

“Scott. That’s you, right? You’re the Gaming Club co-leader now right? I need some help with a game if you don’t mind.”

I couldn’t form words for a second. I had to clear my throat and stand straighter to reply without sounding stupid. “Y-Yeah, sure. What game is it?”

Why is this guy so fucking hot?!

[inevitabletruth]

Headed to La Bufadora with my babe. 1 of 3 in the world. Can you name the other two places? #touristmode #triptrotter #cosmopolitan #cruiselife #bdayshennanigans #fourzero #shelovesme (at Ensenada, Baja California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxDOgqihRb9/?igshid=rtzcy1g0eyro

[tomsenough]

Tom Welling's 40th Birthday Tumblr Fan Arts!

Part 04 of 04!

[allcapstuberz-blog]

Congrats on 1 mil ya bishhhhh 🥓🥞🥓🥞🥓🥞🥓🥞🥓🥞

[an-unchosen-username]

Perks of being a Canadian: Able to swear in the the most Calmest, Rude and Polite way possible

[devilish-hizumi]

fourzero-kzk replied to your post: screw-manabu replied to your post “Me: I really...

I’d also say beer is your friend! It’s never too late to have a can of beer ( �� ▽ ` )ﾉ

I very much agree with that though I’m definitely not drinking as much as I used to anymore, haha

[chymxrical]

jacket – Kazuki gives Jin their jacket

[{ *SCREAMS* OMGEH I LOVE THIS

* wordless prompts

                                                    It was late October now and the autumn season was harshly making itself known. Jin didn’t like the cold so much, one of the many reasons he always wore many layers of clothes whenever it came to the cold seasons. But today, he was late for his meeting with Kazuki and stupidly, because of his rushing Jin forgot to bring an extra jacket with him.

“Achoo!” The blond sneezed, obviously freezing already.

And just then… Kazuki gives him his jacket. The red on Jin’s cheek was too painfully obvious. The blond immediately felt warm, chest pounding and his body heating up.

“Tha-thanks.” Jin mutters, too shy to say more but, the smile on his lips was too evident.

Maybe it wasn’t so bad to forget his jacket from time to time.

[tomwellingpakistan]

Happy Birthday Justin Hartley! The Big Four Zero!

[whoneedsapublisher]

Bad Decisions

Some FourxZero for @lebkuchenn. I feel it necessary to say that this is an AU where they’re not “sisters” and they aren’t actually sisters even in canon, but they are CALLED sisters in canon so like if incest is a huge issue for you be aware of that.

Words: ~1400

Summary: Zero didn't get to where she was in life by making GOOD choices. Why the fuck would she start now?

Also on Ao3

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“You can’t be serious.”

“Of course I’m serious, Zero. Do you really think I’m the type to make a joke this crude?” Four said it with such disdainful haughtiness, as if she was explaining something obvious to a child. Completely ignoring the blatant hypocrisy of pretending to be above dirty jokes when she’d outright come to Zero asking to get “fucked hard”. Her own fucking words, there. And she was gonna stand there in front of Zero and mouth off like she was too refined to crack a bawdy joke.

“Why the hell would you ask me about this?”

“Because you’re a slut, obviously,” Four said.

Zero laughed. “You just think that because you’re a prude,” she said. “And besides, if you wanted a slut, we live in the same dorm as Five. Since you move once in a while, she’d fuck you without hesitation if you asked. Or didn’t ask, so long as you didn’t say no.”

Four frowned. “I don’t want to sleep with Five,” she said. “She’d get her awful perfume all over me, and she’d use that sickening cooing voice.”

Well, that was definitely true, but Four had left out the part where Five would bug her for sex for months afterward and whine about how she’d enjoyed it so much the first time, why did she suddenly not want to anymore, and so on, and so on. Frankly, Zero was surprised that Four was lucid enough to realize what a bad idea going to Five would be, considering that she was still far enough out of her mind to come to Zero with this.

“If you suddenly got over your prudish bullshit, shouldn’t you be off pestering One instead?” she asked.

Four frowned.

“...She says she doesn’t like sleeping with virgins.” She spat the words out like they were teeth that she’d agonizingly pulled out of her head. “It’s too much hassle, she says. And they’re no good in bed.”

“Jesus christ,” Zero said. “You seriously just want to fuck so that you’re not a virgin anymore?”

“So what if I do?!” Four snapped, stamping her foot. “What the fuck do you care? You just want to get off, right?! That’s why you slept with all those other slutly idiots who you never saw again! Well, go ahead and sleep with me, then! I can get you off too! What’s so wrong with me that you’re all hesitant all of a sudden?! Did you pick your half-assed morals up out of the gutter to pretend like you give a shit just to make my life miserable?! Or what, is it my breasts? Are you that kind of fucking chauvanist prick? Just because you’re a little bigger, you’re going to get all high and mighty?!”

“Your tiny little tits are fine,” Zero said. “Don’t blow a blood vessel. I just don’t want One’s leftovers.”

“FUCK YOU!” Four screamed. “YOU WERE FINE WITH ONE’S LEFTOVERS WHEN IT WAS FIVE AND HER STUPID BIG UDDERS!”

“Yeah, and I regret sleeping with her every time she sidles up to me and starts whining about doing it again.”

“THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I’M COMING BACK TO YOU AFTER THIS EVER, YOU ARROGANT ASSHOLE!”

Zero should have just told her to fuck off and gone back to watching TV. But seeing Four there, flustered and red faced with anger got her thinking about seeing her worked up for an entirely different reason, and her libido lead her wrong yet again.

She knew it wasn’t going to end well. But hell, what ever did?

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Funnily enough, she was watching the same damn show the next time Four showed up. It was a hell of a coincidence, since she didn’t purposefully follow that show or anything. It just happened to the least boring option in that time slot for a few weeks in a row. And Four had picked the same time of day a month later to slink into Zero’s dorm, her shoulders slumped and her eyes red and puffy.

“What are you doing here?” Zero asked, glancing over at her with a raised eyebrow. “Didn’t you say some shit about not wanting to see me again?”

Four didn’t respond, frowning and looking down at her feet.

“In fact, I’m pretty sure you said that you were glad to see the last of me, and you wouldn’t miss my dumb ass when you were getting some real sex from someone who gave a shit.”

Four flinched at that.

“So why are you here instead of knuckle deep in One’s-”

“She dumped me, okay!?” Four snapped.

“She what?” Zero said, raising an eyebrow. Now that was a surprise. Four and One seemed like a match made in heaven. They were both holier than thou stuck up assholes, and just as hypocritical as each other. The only difference was One was better at playing mature than Four was, and a little more honest with herself about her desires. One would tell you to your face with a completely placid expression that she wasn’t interested in your “crude suggestion”, but she knew that she was. Four would manage to be way less convincing as she yelled about how disgusting you were, but she’d actually be trying her best to believe what she was saying.

“You fucking heard me!” Four said, clenching her fists. “What, do you just want to humiliate me? She dumped me! She broke up with me! She left me! She threw me out of her room and told me not to come back!”

“How the hell did that happen?”

“She said-” Four let out an ugly cross between a sniffle and a sob as she wiped her face with an arm. “She said I was too judgemental. She said she was tired of hearing me just complain about people.”

And, doubtless talk about how much better her and One were than those people. Yeah, Zero could see how One would get tired of that. Or maybe One just got tired of seeing Four be an ugly little reflection of herself. One played at being introspective, sure, but the thing about being introspective is you could be nice and controlled about the parts of yourself you reviewed. Seeing someone who you couldn’t help but relate to doing shit you didn’t wanna admit you felt was a little different.

“Fuck,” Four said, sniffling again. “You don’t even fucking care, do you?”

“Why would I?” Zero said.

“Fuck you,” Four said.

“What are you even doing here?” Zero asked.

“Because I let my roommate invite her friend over to stay in my room since I was living with One. And she kicked me out.”

“Dumb move.”

“Shut up!” Four snapped. “Just shut up, okay?! I need a place to stay, and I know your stupid bed is big enough to fit both of us. So just stop being an asshole and let me stay over for a few days until my room is free again.”

“Is this seriously how you ask for a favour?”

“What, do you want me to beg?” Four snapped. “This is your sick fantasy, is it? You want me to kneel down and kiss your fucking feet? Or humiliate myself while you smirk at me, just so I can borrow your stupid cheap dormroom sheets for a few days?”

“Uh, how about you just start with “please”?”

“Okay, please stop being a bitch for five seconds and let me have an actual bedroom instead of crying in a coffee shop until a barista comes over and tells me that I’m disturbing the other patrons!”

Zero snorted.

“Fuck off!” Four yelled.

“Fine, you can go cry in my bedroom if it’ll make you shut up,” Zero said.

“...I’m done with crying anyway,” Four said, sniffling again. “...and One was acting all cold for like a week before she broke up with me…”

Zero knew it wouldn’t end well the first time she slept with Four. And there was sure as hell no reason to believe it would turn any better the second time. But she still turned off the TV and followed Four into her bedroom.

Yeah, she was making bad decisions. But damn if they didn’t feel good.

[contresixted]

comm done for fourzeroism !

[damagedfeathers]

I love how Delirious knew exactly that they must’ve past Ohm by the way he was giggling.

It’s always the little things that they pick up about each other over time that make me smile the most, love their friendship!