#four lectures

[undertheredhood]

bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*

jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?

[kurtkankle]

[casualavocados]

If a few words can kill him, I'll die with him. Don't always talk about death. You are still young.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 06

[hijinxinprogress]

I need the jl to discover that Captain Marvel is a menace

Billy gets arrested as Captain Marvel and he’s just a smug menace the whole time despite being on comms with the league “Of course, I understand the seriousness of this situation! I will absolutely comply, I completely understand that you need the code…the code is 1-3-1-2. Also, I want my lawyer 😇” which gets leaked to the press both audio and visual which leads to the jl claiming that CM had been impersonated and their only evidence is the stupid ass grin on his face

The jl was investigating the misuse of a magical artifact and discovered that a group of police officers had joined a cult. Before they had the chance to gather the evidence proving those officers guilty but they’d already sealed away the artifact so Marvel suggested getting himself arrested to incriminate them and he was a little too happy about it

Let’s be honest, Billy only gets caught by the police bc he can commit to a bit and he’s pretending to be an ancient magic immortal so why would he run from a regular civilian human?? But on the inside Billy is dry heaving and sobbing bc he knows that the police could never catch him on his worst day even if he was personally broadcasting his location

Speaking of broadcasting isn’t Billy a fucking radio host?? I know he’s a fucking asshole during commercial breaks “This next commercial reminds me of a recent encounter with officer smith who got lost three blocks from his station” and it cuts to a fucking toilet paper commercial (people swear they heard him mutter ‘bc you’re absolute shit at your job’)

Sometimes people will call in to debate his views on the police and he’ll have a three hour philosophical debate but actual cops will call in to argue with him and Billy’s making your mom jokes and playing air horn noises or 2016 vines like a fucking child 

Billy probably gets caught when he graduates high school bc his yearbook quote is like marvels most well known quote “Captain Marvel coast city precinct, interrogation room 5 (Oct 14 XXXX) 3:37-4:31” billy added too much information and it gets flagged by the watchtowers security system so the jl has a meeting about the breach in security and Marvel’s like ‘yeaaahh, that was me mb’ and batman is making disapproving noises bc ‘this is serious, Marvel! high school graduate, William-’ he can’t finish bc Marvel’s gagging dramatically ‘Billy. It’s Billy ohmygod’

batman, on the verge of a breakdown: who is this kid?? Why does he know the time, date, and location of an undercover league operation??

Marvel, avoiding eye contact with Cyborg who helped picked out his outfit for the yearbook photo currently being projected: ahaha about that…

Cyborg, who distinctly remembers telling Billy not to do anything fucking stupid: 😐

(Vic has framed the picture of the ‘oh shit’ look on Billy’s face when superman lunges across the table damn near in hysterics)

[miyamiwu]

Can somebody write a meta on Kaiser and names...

There’s something here, okay? But I’m too busy with school and tons of other meta drafts to dissect it.

Why does Kaiser go by his surname (presumably, his dad’s) when his dad is a piece of shit?

Why would he call Ness by surname when Germans don’t normally address each other by surname?

What does it mean for him to call Isagi by his first name and not his surname?

Does he know that in Japan you only call someone by first name if you’re close enough with them?

How do you think Kaiser would react if one day someone, for example Ness, would suddenly call him by his first name? Would he like it or hate it?

Edit: Wrote a meta about this

[goosologist]

[camcorderrevival]

re my tags on cassandra being a poet of the rift. i think actually that rift poetry is a redundant phrase, poetry at its best exists in the opening between two things. which brings me back to the concept of mathematical beauty and the idea that there is "beauty in mathematical results that establish connections between two areas of mathematics that at first sight appear to be unrelated". what im saying is maths, at its most beautiful, is a bridge. and poetry, at its most beautiful, is a rift. and that they occupy the same space.

[bloodbruise]

Jegulus ❤️

my loves for ever and ever and ever <3

[professorsparklepants]

I do try hard not to judge people but sometimes you guys will post things on here while talking about fandoms that make it abundantly clear that you have never read another book in your life

[fideidefenswhore]

another instance of dissonance that became really apparent in tmatl...when thomas boleyn has the office of lord privy seal, it's a sinecure, hardly mentioned (Monseigneur, more often, i don't actually know where that comes from, tbh...he did have an overbearingly ostentatious title in his early days of parliament-- Thomas Ormond de Rochford Cheval[i]er*, try saying that ten times fast-- but that was before anne's rise, so), when cromwell has the office, it's a signal favour of high esteem and also an anchor of long hours and ceaseless, difficult work.

[hauntedwoman]

i'm already feeling so disregulated and irritated today and then my mom has to tell me that i'm acting like a bitch. like yes jobeth thank you i feel soooooo much better now :D

[spokelseskladden]

Btw if my health gets worse now I'm gonna ve so mad about it, I have too many assignments for this shit

[slothquisitor]

I have received the daily lecture list from Oxford, and I am OBSESSED.

Selfhood and Identity in Middle English, Love and Sex in the Victorian Novel, Hard Words, Best Words, All Words? On the Myths of English Lexicography, Searching for the Self in Early Twentieth-Century Literature, War Poetry. There's more, but I am dying over these.

God. In less than a month I really will be living my DREAM LIFE.

[nervouslywaitingforlife]

The twst gods looked down at me and said, "yeah give it to her, she needs it."

[lucky-clover-gazette]

traysi (left) and link (right) in mask off

[wretchedxdivine]

I lied about the sex, put your clothes back on. I need to tell you about the freaks who spearheaded the Impressionism movement