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sunnyapollonjabrigidotter · 2 months ago

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I didnt post for so long here, felt disconnected, + have two groups on fb, some new random books on wattpad (@LaliCicek) & other projects 2...

One interesting such is on my finding via a Romanian book i just discovered on, didn't read yet, -from where such luck, lol- on the Tarot de Marseille & The Elysian Mysteries...

Tarot de Marseille & the Elysian Mysteries

Hi. Is it right? Or is it close :) (i know to take everything chat gpt presents with a grain of salt, or maybe more, at times :)) )

The Marseille Tarot deck indeed follows a slightly different sequence and interpretation of the Major Arcana compared to the Rider-Waite-Smith deck, which often influences how its cards are interpreted in relation to spiritual or philosophical systems. Using the Marseille Major Arcana as a framework to explore the Eleusinian Mysteries would require us to consider how each stage of initiation—descent, revelation, and return—could be mapped onto the cards.

### Understanding the Marseille Deck’s Major Arcana Order:

The order of the Marseille Tarot differs in subtle ways, especially in how certain cards are positioned and understood. The Marseille deck's imagery is more minimalist and open to interpretation, which could lend itself to a broad range of mystical experiences, such as those found in initiatory rites like the Eleusinian Mysteries. Here's a general overview of the Marseille Major Arcana order:

1. The Fool (Le Mat)

2. The Magician (Le Bateleur)

3. The Popess (La Papesse)

4. The Empress (L'Impératrice)

5. The Emperor (L'Empereur)

6. The Pope (Le Pape)

7. The Lover (L'Amoureux)

8. The Chariot (Le Chariot)

9. Justice (La Justice)

10. The Hermit (L'Hermite)

11. The Wheel of Fortune (La Roue de Fortune)

12. Strength (La Force)

13. Death (L'Arcane Sans Nom)

14. Temperance (Tempérance)

15. The Devil (Le Diable)

16. The Tower (La Maison Dieu)

17. The Star (L'Étoile)

18. The Moon (La Lune)

19. The Sun (Le Soleil)

20. Judgment (Le Jugement)

21. The World (Le Monde)

### Mapping the Eleusinian Mysteries to the Marseille Major Arcana:

The Eleusinian Mysteries consist of several stages: the Lesser Mysteries, the Greater Mysteries, and the final revelation. These rites include purification, symbolic death and rebirth, and the epopteia (vision or revelation). Here’s how we might correspond them to the Marseille Major Arcana order:

#### 1. Pre-Initiation: The Fool’s Descent

- The Fool (Le Mat): Represents the initiate’s journey into the unknown, embarking on the path of initiation. In the Eleusinian context, the Fool’s journey symbolizes the beginning of the quest for deeper understanding, leaving behind the mundane world.

#### 2. The Initial Mysteries and Purification

- The Magician (Le Bateleur): The initiate is introduced to the basic principles of the Mysteries, learning to balance spiritual and material forces. The Magician’s tools could symbolize the initial purification rites.

- The Popess (La Papesse): As the keeper of hidden knowledge, the Popess represents the first encounter with the divine feminine, akin to Demeter in the Eleusinian Mysteries.

- The Empress (L'Impératrice) and The Emperor (L'Empereur): Symbolizing the cosmic order and harmony, these cards can represent the world of appearances and earthly rule that the initiate must transcend.

#### 3. The Greater Mysteries: Descent and Confrontation

- The Pope (Le Pape): Represents the initiation proper, where the initiate is guided by a hierophant figure, similar to the Mystagogue in the Eleusinian rites.

- The Lover (L'Amoureux): The initiate faces a choice, symbolizing the descent into the underworld or the emotional turmoil of separation, much like Persephone’s descent.

- The Chariot (Le Chariot): Triumph over initial struggles. Represents the initiate’s mastery of the self and preparation for deeper revelations.

- Justice (La Justice): Balancing of karmic scales, preparation for symbolic death.

- The Hermit (L'Hermite): Represents a period of isolation or darkness, symbolizing the descent into the underworld or into the self, akin to the abduction of Persephone.

#### 4. The Turning Point: Symbolic Death and Rebirth

- The Wheel of Fortune (La Roue de Fortune): Marks the cycle of life, death, and rebirth. The initiate’s understanding of fate and fortune is transformed.

- Strength (La Force): Inner strength is called upon to face death and transformation.

- Death (L'Arcane Sans Nom): The initiate undergoes a symbolic death, shedding old identities and concepts. This is a pivotal card in the Eleusinian context, marking the death of the old self and preparation for rebirth.

#### 5. Rebirth and Revelation: The Sacred Vision

- Temperance (Tempérance): Rebalancing and purification after the symbolic death. Represents the flow of divine wisdom.

- The Devil (Le Diable): Confrontation with internal shadows or temptations. The initiate faces the darker aspects of the self.

- The Tower (La Maison Dieu): Represents the collapse of old beliefs and the breakthrough of divine truth. The initiate is overwhelmed by a sudden revelation.

- The Star (L'Étoile): A sign of hope and renewal. This could symbolize Persephone’s ascent back to the world of light.

- The Moon (La Lune): Represents the mystery of the underworld and the hidden knowledge of the Mysteries.

- The Sun (Le Soleil): Illumination and enlightenment. The initiate’s vision is now clear, and the secrets of the Mysteries are revealed.

#### 6. Completion and Integration

- Judgment (Le Jugement): The final revelation or epopteia. The initiate experiences the awakening of the soul, a call to a higher state of being.

- The World (Le Monde): Represents the completion of the initiation and the return to the world, now transformed and in harmony with the cosmos. It signifies the initiate’s state of spiritual completion.

### Using the Marseille Deck for the Eleusinian Pathway:

Given its more abstract imagery, the Marseille deck allows for deeper symbolic meditation and alignment with the Eleusinian initiatory stages. Each card could be used as a meditative tool, providing insight into different phases of initiation, transformation, and integration, much like the progression through the Mysteries themselves.

If you’re interested in exploring this connection further, it might be helpful to draw the Major Arcana cards sequentially while contemplating how each card aligns with the myth of Demeter and Persephone, as well as the emotional, psychological, and spiritual experiences of an initiate.

Who'd like to analise?

#tarotdemarseille #tarot #elysianmysteries

#tarot #tarot de marseille #marseille tarot deck #mysteries #the elysian mysteries

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collecosplay · 1 year ago

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All Hallow's Eve LARP by L'Chaim Games - Meiserich (my ghost OC, yes he was shot in the face)

aka "Ghost Ball! Ghost Ball!", London, 02.12.23

Photos by Astora Photography on FB

My jester took so long to make because I took inspiration from Diana Wynne Jones' 'Howl's Moving Castle' where Sophie cuts up Howl's suit into triangles and then sews it back together, so Meiserich's outer layer is all triangles.

I wanted to make Meiserich out of scraps from previous projects, so virtually all of the cost of the outfit is the time that went into it. I worked on him for six months in virtually any free minute I could find the energy for. But it was worth it.

It's not 100% historically accurate, but this outfit was designed to double as a cosplay for the Fool from Robin Hobb's 'Assassin's Apprentice' and the rest of the Farseer Trilogy. (I still have to read the other books! No spoilers please though I have seen some sneak peeks thanks to fanart <3)

More about Meiserich as a character under the cut!

Meiserich (anglicised pronunciation: My-Zer-Rick) is a colloquial German name for galium odoratum, sweet woodruff. It's a flavour you can get commonly in German desserts and schnapps (Waldmeister), but I've never come across the flavour in the UK.

Meiserich is a jester from the early 1400's and lived in a part of the Holy Roman Empire that is now Germany, namely within the Roman Catholic Diocese of Münster. At the court of Droste zur Aa Meiserich had a close relationship with Lady Klara of the keep. In 1412 this court took part in a knights' jousting tournament in Buda where the future Holy Roman Emperor Sigismund was also in attendance. Whilst there, through social occasions, Lady Klara found out and obtained evidence that Sigismund was the one who poisoned the previous King of Germany, Jobst of Moravia. She confided in Meiserich what had happened.

It comes to light that Lady Klara knows too much, so Sigismund sends soldiers to Münster to besiege the keep. Meiserich encourages his Lady to run and hide with the evidence of the poisoning. As a jester it was also Meiserich's job to act as a messenger and diplomat at times. However, the siege negotiations failed, he was shot dead with an early arquebus design and the castle was fired upon with trebuchets. Lady Klara initially survived in the rubble in an airpocket but ultimately suffocated.

Meiserich usually haunts the ruins of the castle keep he used to live in. It is now a tourist destination and he likes to tease the tourists. He also eavesdrops and through them and the keep staff learns of other things going on in the world. He has not forgotten about Lady Klara and wants to reveal the truth she uncovered to the world.

Please note: The poisoning plot is fictional, Sigismund doing this is something I made up based on some Wikipedia reading I did.

His wish to have fulfilled at the LARP was to have the keep in Münster renovated and restored, revealing the buried corpse of Lady Klara. In her hand are a vial of poison and a letter proving Sigismund was the one who poisoned the previous king of Germany, Jobst of Moravia. It will be a joy for the historians and great to hear the tour guides at the keep bring this up in perpetuity.

And he got his wish fulfilled at the game! I'm so happy. Monsieur Roc Flamboyant (a French noble, 1600's) was touched enough by Meiserich's story and devotion to Lady Klara that he made the wish for Meiserich. I could not have asked for a better end to this game.

Shout out to the podcasts that helped me put together Meiserich as a character:

Gone Medieval by History Hit

We're Not So Different - esp. episode "Medieval Fail Sons: Wenceslas IV & Sigismund"

Weird Medieval Guys - esp. episode "Sieging for Dummies"

The Court Jester by Kleio Pethainou

I'm glad I picked the early 1400's for Meiserich's death, this is still before the Western printing press, Columbus sailing off to the detriment of many, the fall of Constantinople, and the big witch hunting craze, so he died in a bygone world on the cusp of the Early Modern Period.

If I could give him one power like in BBC Ghosts, I'd say that the two bells on his hat are audible to the living.

#colle's work #LARP #Jesters #Meiserich

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operationnope · 9 months ago

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hii 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 I'm curious on your opinion on something from the Ozzy route.

I'm doing a research run right now, and I was wondering what you thought about him rekindling Grace's hope after MC's fake dumping, then not calling things off with Grace as soon as he could've? (I've shared my thoughts on it here)

I've just found it hard to wrap my head around on my own, and it's been difficult because I do like his character otherwise 🥺

Oof, yeah, that was brutal 😭 I have my own headcanon for why Ozzy behaved the way he did, but ultimately the reason is poor, lazy writing with no branching. Unfortunately, fb wrote a lot of his actions/dialogue so it would be the same if you romance him or not. There’s variation, sure, but you didn’t have to unlock his route and it has become abundantly clear in recent seasons that our choices don’t matter. So whether you plant a big smooch on him when you get “dumped” or you turned him down flat, his immediate reaction post Casa is basically the same, with maybe an extra meaningful look. Boo.

My headcanon is this- we know Ozzy is indecisive and takes things slow. And he’s driven by doing what’s right or respectful of his partner, which is Grace. So his head is turning to MC pre-Casa; they’re vibing, and he’s definitely shown that he’s more into MC than his partner, but Grace hasn’t given up. Ozzy is torn between what he thinks is the right thing to do and his heart. Then MC gets fake dumped and he’s devastated. He and Grace chat about continuing but his heart’s not in it. Then Casa happens and he’s left with a rocky partnership and a broken heart. So the infamous threeway kiss happens, which pushes him further into a guilt spiral. But he still thinks he needs to do the right thing and stick with Grace so she isn’t dumped. He’s finally made a decision and then MC is back. But he can’t put it in reverse, so he follows through with Grace, until he can properly chat with MC and see where her head’s at.

Fb blew it with MC’s reveal, too. Saying the boys saw her on the postcard was so anticlimactic. So let’s say that did happen- they probably showed MC kissing or flirting with one of the boys, causing Ozzy to doubt if what they had was real. Another reason for him to stick with Grace so he doesn’t look like a fool if MC returns with a Casa boy.

So that’s my excuses for his behavior 😅 But I’m an Ozzy apologist through and through. Even if his actions don’t make sense, I believe at his core he desperately wants to do the right thing, if he can figure out what that is. And ultimately he does, it just takes him a while to get there.

Thanks so much for the ask, lovely! 😘💕

#operationnope answers #litg #love island the game #litg s6 #litg double trouble #litg ozzy

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whumpflash · 2 years ago

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Ashes, Ashes 6: Not Okay, Actually

(for Angstpril, Day 16: "You Have to Let Me Go")

cw: lab whump, knife whump, death mention

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January 7th, 20XX, 6:45PM

Subject: Adult Male Dragon (polymorphed: humanoid form)

Researcher: Eimaan Khanh

Subject transferred to table; restrained.

Presents no physical reaction to Firebreak (heretoafter referred to as 'FB'), when placed, without wounding, against the left thigh, upper and lower torso, and throat.

Following approx. fifteen minutes of skin contact with no change, a small cut (approx. 1.5" in length) was made in subject's left thigh with FB. Reaction near-instantaneous, bubbling and discoloration at the site akin to an acid or chemical burn and spreading approx. 2" beyond the cut on all sides.

Healing factor still enabled, but noticeably slower; muscle fibers don't begin visibly reconnecting until 3 min 49 seconds. Five minutes after cut is made, burned area recedes by 0.23".

Process repeated on a larger scale; cuts of approx. 3" made on left calf, lower left abdomen, lower left ribcage, left forearm, and parallel to left clavicle. Results scalable to first cut.

Subject distressed.

(Note: healing factor seems to slow further when multiple wounds are made in quick succession. Second and third cuts did not visibly begin to close until approx 5 min after they were made, and fourth, fifth, and sixth cuts were halted until approx 7.5 min.)

Following this, FB will be studied to determine exact properties, and more attempts will be made to slow healing factor by applying multiple wounds.

Subject returned to resting place; restrained.

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The cries coming from the basement were muffled, but Nyra put on headphones anyway, to fully drown out the sound while she waited. Eimaan had told her to 'sneak' downstairs and talk to Rhys once she was done with today's experiment, and she hadn't figured out what she was going to say.

By the time her sister came to get her, she was still drawing a blank.

Nyra crept down the stairs, trying to mimic the quiet caution she'd shown two nights ago. Ei had cleaned up her lab, but the faint smell of blood still lingered under the sharper odor of disinfectant. Rhys wasn't strapped to the table anymore, but Eimaan had already warned her about that. A quick scan of the area and Nyra found him, curled up on the far side of the room, arms locked in place behind his back, legs tucked up to his chest.

She wondered if he was cold. Even if he was, she couldn't do much to help him. Her sisters would want to err on the side of caution and not give him anything he might be able to use against them, even something as simple as a blanket.

As her eyes adjusted to the dim light, she noticed the cuts running up and down the side of his body that wasn't in contact with the ground. Already healing, but she could tell they'd been nasty.

"Hi," she began as she crossed the room.

Rhys took a moment to respond, his breathing shifting like he was trying to compose himself. "Gun girl," he said at last, raising his head and fixing golden eyes on her.

"...Nyra," she corrected gently.

Rhys struggled to a seated position with a grunt. "Didn't think you'd be coming back, Nyra. Did you miss me?"

"No, I…" Shoot, what should she say? What was the best way to draw him in? "I just wanted to see if you were okay."

He snorted. "Oh I'm great. Nothing like having a psychopath cut you up before bed."

"She's not a psychopath," Nyra said, unable to hold back a scowl.

"Could've fooled me."

She shrugged, turning away. "If you're well enough to insult my sister, I can't find a reason to worry—"

"Wait."

Nyra hid her smile as she glanced back over her shoulder. "What?"

"I'm…" his shoulders slumped. "I'm not okay, actually."

Interesting turn. Eimaan had guessed he'd try using pity against her now that his threats had been proven hollow. Nyra turned back around, waiting for him to continue.

Rhys scoffed. "What? That wasn't obvious? I've been kidnapped. I'm being held here against my will, and I'm being tortured to satisfy human curiosity."

There was that word again. Nyra buried her unease. "It's not—"

"Yeah, you've already said. It's 'research'. Doesn't make a difference to me." He shrugged. "You and your stab-happy sister were right. I can't break out. I can't turn into a dragon, and I can't breathe fire. I'm useless."

It could've been a trick of the light, but she swore she saw the shine of tears in his eyes. He blinked it away before she could be certain.

"I want you to tell me something, Nyra."

"Yeah?"

He met her eyes. At the surface level, his expression was neutral, but there was something deeper there; a thinly veiled desperation.

For all I know, it's a practiced one. He could still be playing at manipulation.

"What happens when your sister's done with her research? What happens to me?"

"I…" She didn't know. She wasn't sure if even Eimaan had planned that far ahead. What would they do? Letting him go was too big of a risk. Even if he was powerless, that wouldn't stop him from seeking revenge in other ways. Handing him off to a Guild was an option, but that seemed far too cruel. Who knew what those hunters would do? And while rehab programs existed, those were geared towards newly-made vampires and werebeasts. A dragon would have no place there.

Did that mean… were they going to kill him when this was all over?

"Please," Rhys said when she didn't answer. "I can comply with the experiments. I'll be a model prisoner. Just please tell me you'll let me go. When it's over."

Nyra hadn't anticipated that, either. Offering to go along with Ei's plan? Maybe the desperation wasn't being faked.

"What happens if we do?"

"I leave you alone forever."

As much as she wanted to believe that, she couldn't. The last dragon attack had been two decades ago and it had destroyed an entire town, burning it to the ground and taking its occupants with it. If setting Rhys free meant even the smallest chance of that happening again, the Khanhs couldn't allow it.

But Nyra didn't say that. Instead, she said, "I'll see what I can do."

And she left, without another glance back.

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@kira-the-whump-enthusiast @hold-back-on-the-comfort

#angstpril 2023 #fic #ashes/ashes #day 16 #you have to let me go #fantasy whump #lab whump #nonhuman whumpee #knife whump #the problem with leaving wips alone for too long is you lose your voice #so uhhh #we'll fix that in the distant future

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lantern-hill · 1 year ago

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hey! i hope this isn't weird but i wondered if you could post about a good way to get into film photography? i'd like to buy a cheap little camera and start fooling around without having to invest too much, but I don't know where to start that will let me get decent pics but not go all-in as a hobby yet. i saw your tag so thought maybe you could help :)

hey! So first of all to be clear all of this advice is specifically about 35mm which is what I have experience with. There are other mm films and I know nothing about them.

I actually have a good amount of detail about buying film cameras at the end of this post. The only things I would add is that you can consider renting from a local camera store - you'll have to find one anyways so you can get your film developed, and a lot of them have rentals.

you can also ask them about where to find cheap film cameras in your area if the staff are hobbyists like they often are in stores that service analog. in my area FB marketplace is the place to go, but it might be a different website or market where you live.

The good thing is since you're buying second hand you're also buying stuff that was made pre-enshittification, and you're also buying stuff that has already survived two decades, so I personally have found quality isn't a major issue as much as price and finding a cam that's not broken. my first film cam was from the 70s, dented and damaged, with a corroded battery slot and semi broken light meter and degrading focus function, and I still did okay with it once I figured out its quirks and how to make it behave.

Also, don't rush into it. If you can't currently find anything that seems good, wait a little bit. It's kind of more like online dating than shopping.

If you're trying to dip your toes without spending a lot you probably want to start with a point and shoot. There's more advice about this in the post I linked. Just keep in mind you won't be able to control focus, you probably won't be able to zoom, and you will probably have to use flash in low light. this makes the results and experience very different. all my nicest pics are on SLR personally, but point and shoot is better for capturing a quick moment while out with friends. Having both is useful.

Finally since I made that linked post the price of Fujifilm Superia has gone up and I would now recommend Kodak ultramax as the low end color film instead.

Good luck and tag me if you ever post your pics, I'd love to see them!

#ask tag #film tag #tabby speaks #org

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mariacallous · 2 years ago

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Dazzle wants belly rubs and if you walk away he will get up and fall down in front of you. Caribbean found the only sun in the yard and I pet her head and neck for so long. It was so cold I could see all the pups’ breath!

Also I’m in a fb/insta video walking a dog into the shot. He acted a fucking FOOL when the whole point of it was “look at this perfectly adoptable dog!”

I love Dazzle and his commitment to getting belly rubs and attention. And I'm glad Caribbean the queen found *The* spot.

Also, maybe the one dog acting the fool will help him get adopted?

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janetoussaint · 1 year ago

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Y’all… I got married a few months ago. But let me tell all the single ladies something.

Before I found my husband, a couple of things had to happen. I had to learn how to love and be with myself. All by myself. Date myself, spend time with myself. Once I loved who I was, I attracted love.

About attracting love…. Every one of my exes some Joe showed up and tried to date me again. Even the fine white boy named Brad that I was having trysts with. That fool found me on FB and yes, I turned him down too. Once you can resist temptation of the WRONG guys… God will direct the right one in your space.

Tis all… I thought I’d share my experience.

#love #relationships #dating #relationship #finding the one #singlelife

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musemash · 2 years ago

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Trumped By Justice, Part 2: AMERICA'S WORST SEX PEST FINALLY MEETS HIS MATCH – playlist by the Lone Antifa / updated Jan 19, 2024 – rant by the Canuck Crank

The rusty wheels of American justice have been freshly oiled, and are finally starting to turn. They are now bearing down upon one DONALD JOHN TRUMP, hot on the heels of his indictment in the Stormy Daniels hush money case. He has been found guilty of the sexual assault and defamation of writer E. JEAN CARROLL.

The day after the verdict, the FORMER GUY doubled down on his disparaging comments in his now-infamous CNN Town Hall – thereby proving once again that PRECEDENT TRUMPERY is an arrogant, insolent, self-entitled fool, with no regard for decency. As a result, Carroll has been granted the right to seek further punitive damages, totalling $10 million.

According to the latest news, Trump was also warned on May 23 to follow certain guidelines set by the New York judge in the Stormy Daniels case. This, however, did not deter the CRIMINAL DEFENDANT from complaining about that judge on social media shortly afterward. More significantly, later that day he actually defamed E. Jean Carroll once more, in another post.

This bizarre behavior raises troubling questions. Is DON VETO deliberately attempting to provoke a CONTEMPT OF COURT charge? Is he perversely hoping this tactic will actually goad one of his judges into giving him some JAIL TIME? Such a strategy is not as far-fetched as it sounds, because he could easily use it to gaslight his deranged MAGA-GOP cult even further – reinforcing the idiotic notion that he is the ultimate POLITICAL MARTYR.

Despite such shenanigans, Carroll's legal victory nevertheless hopefully marks the beginning of an avalanche of unprecedented guilty verdicts, unfolding over the next several months. The SLANDERER IN CHIEF could be charged for crimes ranging from election fraud, witness tampering, and obstruction of justice, to fomenting an insurrection, threatening judges, and stealing classified documents.

In some ways, the most troubling aspect of the Carroll case came during the aforementioned CLOWN HALL. I'm referring to the sickening laughter of many in the audience, when the UNREPENTANT SEX PEST mocked and re-defamed his victim. Sadly, however, I have also been reminded that this sort of cavalier attitude toward sexual assault is not solely confined to those who perpetuate traditional right-wing sexism.

I was recently scrolling through one of the many anti-Trump Facebook group pages, and came across a disturbing meme. It showed Trump behind bars, frowning. A word balloon showed him saying "MAGA: MY ASS GONNA ACHE." Standing close behind him was a black man; he was scowling, so this was clearly not a prelude to romance. I felt compelled to call this out, with the following comment:

"I see nothing funny about PRISON RAPE jokes. Anti-Trump people, one would hope, are progressive folks – who rightly despise The Don for his sexual assaults. Why then are some of the anti-MAGA groups allowing these sleazy kinds of memes? Totally hypocritical! I've seen at least a dozen of these atrocities on other FB pages, and every one of them showed Trump being paired with black men. So clearly, they are perpetuating RACIST stereotypes. And in this case, the meme has evidently been posted by the group's moderator. You should be ASHAMED."

The image gallery and embedded videos above, and the many links below, provide a good overview of Carroll's legal milestone. At the bottom of the page, you will also find links to some of MFF's more forceful posts about the rise and fall of America's most notorious WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL; a number of them have been recently updated.

Whatever else I could say about the Carroll case pales in comparison to the following brilliant polemic, which appeared May 13 on a Facebook page called DONALD TRUMP FREAKSHOW. Author Mitchell Smith introduced it with this comment: "I had to write this, after Trump defamed E. Jean on the [CNN] Town Hall." Here it is, in its eloquent entirety:

Greasy-sleazy foundation covered menace of the masses. A flopping, lying snake in the grass – with limbs flailing like a whirling dervish demon. A petulant, grabbing psychotic mess of humanity, only fit for the most slovenly ignorant of humans.

He speaks out of the sides of his grotesque mouth as he watches you with eyes of a swine, considering his next words while you are still speaking. He doesn't hear you. He never wants to hear you.

The savagely dyed hair that falls all over his scalp, leaving just enough to cover his ears – as he makes facial contortions to show his unapproval for anyone that speaks. He fidgets about in his cranky old man pants, three sizes too large for his clumsy frame.

He calls you disgusting, fake news, wacko, accuser, liar – and he doesn't know you. He never saw you, even though pictures show him with you – but he thinks you're his wife? His confusion comes from a lifetime of lies – and he can no longer differentiate the truth from falsehood.

He's a false prophet, a dilettante in training – a wreckless, accusing maniacal farce of a human being. He believes his star status enables his desires, and allows for his lusting to be reciprocated. In some cases, for the ones who know not well, he gets his way.

In the end, his cantankerous, shallow, self-serving, soulless existence is only understood by those who understand real evil. He will eventually meet his evil self, and he won't be very satisfied about it. He will have an awakening; his awful misguided heart will eventually explode – and he will expire.

And we will celebrate the end of a horrific time in our existence. We will dance, and be joyous – because the evil has perished. We will heal and move on. No more discourse to put up with – only real joy.

A HISTORY OF ALLEGATIONS Really Creepy Statements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7sa7EeUGc The Donnie & Rudy Show 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFv8Sr08V8 Access Hollywood Tape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSC8Q-kR44o Twitter War: Trump Vs Murphy Brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkj65G84Fbk When Candice Bergen Dated The Donald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBt0uzNQEXU Ivana's Claim That Trump 'Raped' Her Resurfaces https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-exwife-claim-he-raped-her-resurfaces-in-new-documentary-a6836151.html Child Rape Allegations Against Donald Trump https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf Trump Made Wife Feel ‘Violated’ During Sex https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-me-feel-violated-during-sex Trump Comments On Women That You Hadn't Heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--6QO-Ewml0 Full Frontal: Why The Fuck Are You Even Surprised? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gk72KC4jWc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltU3ms9rt5w Access Hollywood Tape: The 48-Hour Fallout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNJGbUWPwe4 SNL Takes On The Trump Tape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbrXTh0Ioj4 This is What Trump Thinks of Women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6PPB9N8Ax8 'No One Asked Me To Come Forward' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS7CJN2FFbA --------------------------------------------------------------------- 'When You're A Star…You Can Do Anything' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SjeD_GR-UM Clinton Calls Out Trump's Sexual Comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9b9rqTgyEg Trump On Sexual Misconduct Allegations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN8sbW4Hv3Q Donald Trump Child Rape Lawsuit Explained https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/3/13501364/trump-rape-13-year-old-lawsuit-katie-johnson-allegation Child Rape Accuser Drops Lawsuit Against Trump https://jezebel.com/the-woman-who-accused-trump-of-raping-her-at-13-just-dr-1788603598 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3894806/Woman-alleged-raped-Donald-Trump-13-Jeffrey-Epstein-sex-party-DROPS-case-casting-doubt-truth-claims.html Trump Faces New Sexual Assault Allegations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-NeVEBCMgE Trump Objectifying & Insulting Women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2zibeZ-xw Alleged White House Predator Escaping Scrutiny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-LApapGC6E Billy Bush Remorseful About Infamous Tape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPBIzebzv-4 16 Women: Trump's History Of Sexual Assault https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2lMN3kIjAA Bush Insists Access Hollywood Tape Is Real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Q7IE9WZM8 Colbert: Bush Believes The Women Accusing Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcIeSfaB3c --------------------------------------------------------------------- Donald Trump's Accusers Speak Out, Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMuJEBMgqVs A Sexual Predator Is On The Loose https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/12/what-about-the-19-women-who-accused-trump/547724/ Trump ‘Kept Kissing Me.... I Was Devastated’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYymsEKO2V8 Accuser Jessica Leeds Responds To Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEcqE2WoInM Trump's Testy Exchange With Female Reporter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_IWReOz8YE Trump Mocks Ford's Claims Against Kavanaugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m00qAeFHaQ Trump Brags About Kissing Married TV Host https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fieKL8Tm2l8 Trump Claims He 'Wasn't A Fan' Of Jeffrey Epstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTmt2wDKc_8 Trump & Epstein Partied At Mar-A-Lago In 1992 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDr_c2PalI Epstein Accuser Shares Story Of Alleged Rape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNCQeQuV6O0 Trump Teen Rape Allegation Resurfaces https://www.newsweek.com/trump-teen-rape-allegation-national-enquirer-ronan-farrow-jane-doe-1465652 Did Trump Pay $35M To Settle Child Rape Claims? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-child-rape-settlements/ Trump Berating & Demeaning Women Reporters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDPa1I4HVAY Women Accusing Trump Still Speaking Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkEnVVJSIOs

AN ACCUSER'S DAY IN COURT The Donnie & Rudy Show 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guve7Y856kY Interview With New Trump Assault Accuser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNvL44MBIDk E. Jean Carroll: Trump Pinned Me Against The Wall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHucIRl3hkc Trump Accuser: 'I Am So Glad I Am Not His Type' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RumPGMUSw2A Carroll Sues Donald Trump For Defamation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4sJZmVJCGc Judge Unseals Trump Deposition In Carroll Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYvI8nyx-70 Trump Hurls Insults, Denies Raping Columnist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN2cr_Lqbzk Trump Confuses Carroll With His Ex-Wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBpjIsjO6iU --------------------------------------------------------------------- Trial Begins In Trump Rape & Defamation Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oLYhCOCOKU Carroll Testifies In Civil Case Against Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrKvM5QOJHA Carroll Gets 'Re-Victimized' By Trump Lawyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHHGqq8ehkk Trump 'Raped Me Whether I Screamed Or Not' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ItBix5CU8 Why Carroll Is Likely To Win Her Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eIXhUr6rC0 Carroll's Admissions Made Her More Credible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNO8tv2c-Vw Judge Denies Trump Mistrial Bid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWlAfP3qvMY Jessica Leeds On Taking The Stand In Rape Trial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gPZnLUtkYs Key Moments From Trump's Civil Rape Trial https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65502792 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump Defends Access Hollywood Tape https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-defends-infamous-access-hollywood-comments-in-deposition-video-2023-5 https://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/trump-defends-access-hollywood-tape-stars-have-historically-grabbed-women-173063237972 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVna5DmQRB4 Trump Insults Attorney, Confuses Carroll For Ex-Wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTtihu9yLQ https://news.sky.com/story/its-marla-donald-trump-confuses-rape-accuser-with-ex-wife-trial-told-12873372 Trump's Deposition Could Be A ‘Huge Blunder’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVna5DmQRB4 ‘To Donald, All Women Look Alike’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxdfD4OYLhQ Carroll Demands Trump Remove Rape Trial Posts https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/e-jean-carroll-demands-trump-follow-court-order-remove-rape-trial-posts/ar-AA1aSyTQ The Allegations In Rape Case Against Trump https://news.yahoo.com/allegations-e-jean-carroll-rape-201752819.html --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jury Hears Closing Arguments In Carroll Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L5A6qIArnE Trump A 'Nonstop Liar' & Sexual Abuser https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/08/trump-e-jean-carroll-closing-arguments-rape-trial Carroll Was 'Exactly' Trump's Type https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/in-closing-argument-attorney-for-e-jean-carroll-says-she-was-exactly-trumps-type/ar-AA1aU3tz Jury Begins Deliberations In Carroll Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67_y556r8rA What Jurors In Trump's Civil Rape Trial Heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZtKmavNhWQ Trump's Full Deposition In E. Jean Carroll Case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkU49iYkw2A Access Hollywood Grabs Trump By The Credibility https://ca.news.yahoo.com/access-hollywood-tape-grabbing-trump-110000749.html --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jury Reaches Verdict In Trump Rape Trial https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jury-verdict-e-jean-carroll-trump-rape-case_n_644d4035e4b039ec4e855930 Trump Found Liable For Sexual Assault & Defamation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs7CjX9u5M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoqDHYobN0 https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-liable-rape-e-jean-carroll-jury-verdict-2023-5 https://time.com/6278384/trump-liable-sexual-abuse-carroll-jury/ https://deadline.com/2023/05/donald-trump-rape-verdict-sexual-assault-defamation-cnn-e-jean-carroll-1235360939/ Adult Survivors Act Enabled Carroll Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGFGoKFlWYQ Trump Found Liable Of Abuse But Not Rape https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/donald-trump-found-liable-of-sexual-abuse-and-defamation-in-e-jean-carroll-case-but-not-rape/ar-AA1aXLTj E. Jean Carroll Beats Donald Trump https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/05/donald-trump-rape-verdict.html https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/09/e-jean-carroll-wins-trump-trial-verdict

AFTERMATH OF A COMEUPPANCE Carroll Victory A Waypoint In Path Of Progress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_TB_oFGQ1Y Stoynoff Re Carroll Verdict: 'Moment Of Truth' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WphczD_WyP0 An Important Verdict For Women Who Are Suffering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GIwi5xm64I How Does Carroll Verdict Impact Trump Politically? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05NSFn4qid8 GOP Cowards Ignore Trump Sex Abuse Verdict https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz18L6XsBfs The Stunning Clarity Of The Carroll Verdict https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2023/05/e-jean-carroll-donald-trump-liable-verdict Carroll Friend Speaks About Testifying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21LbI5vW5MM Carroll Victory A Legitimate 'Not All Men' Moment https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/maddow-blog-e-jean-carroll-s-trial-victory-is-a-legitimate-not-all-men-moment/ar-AA1b1jYk Trump Vows To Appeal 'Witch Hunt' Verdict https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPrBo2_fyAI Carroll 'Overwhelmed With Happiness' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC-IkpJgHDE Trump Brushes Off Verdict In Town Hall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTHHTLpsdig The Long History Of Trump's Misogyny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzh80kTvcI8 Republicans Defend Trump After Abuse Verdict https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mg1IXMhmJc ‘First Time' Trump Is Held Legally Accountable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8a4RLkVyyA Mika Does Fiery Takedown Of GOP Enablers https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/republicans-come-to-defense-of-trump-after-sexual-abuse-verdict-173797957878 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Carroll: This Is A Big Win For All Women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbWlXIbZKTc WH Staffers Accuse Trump Of Sexual Harassment https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/scandal-unveiled-former-trump-staffers-break-their-silence-accuse-him-of-sexual-harassment-during-white-house-tenure/ar-AA1b1yoJ Trump Pushes False Claims, Mocks Carroll https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-pushes-false-election-claims-mocks-e-jean-carroll-to-applause-during-cnn-town-hall/ar-AA1b19FN Town Hall Laughter Was Like A 'Lynching Picnic' https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/5/11/2168708/undefined Trump Symbolized Rich Men’s Impunity – Until Now https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/may/11/donald-trump-liable-e-jean-carroll-sexual-abuse-accountability Trump's Clown Hall Rape Jokes https://vimeo.com/826078557 Trump Downplays Assault With Bizarre Story https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=217465691027759 Trumpers Humiliate Themselves At Town Hall https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1281629029416651 Carroll May Sue Again After ‘Vile’ Comments https://nypost.com/2023/05/12/e-jean-carroll-may-sue-trump-again-after-cnn-comments/ White House Women Report Trump Sexual Predation https://washingtonpress.com/2023/05/13/corroboration-more-women-come-forward-about-trumps-sexual-predation-during-presidency/ Trump Defence Relied On A Myth About Rape https://kansasreflector.com/2023/05/13/trump-found-liable-in-assault-case-after-relying-on-a-myth-about-how-women-should-react-to-rape/ Sexual Harassment An ‘Open Secret’ At Trump WH https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trumps-actions-to-young-staff-at-white-house-was-an-open-secret-says-alyssa-farah-griffin --------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Party Of Family Values' Defends Trump After Verdict https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg9MOBg0tBQ Trump Uses Mother's Day To Blast His Enemies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dn_XnW2X9A Carroll 'Thrilled' To Finally Hold Trump To Account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFHvxjUnNs Rudy Giuliani Hit With Sexual Abuse Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evrwqvd4Wcg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwv-xacWW4 https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-rudy-giuliani-sexual-assault-lawsuit-noelle-dunphy-manhattan-20230515-x7wlklnodfckjlgb7nub4vpuim-story.html Carroll Seeks Damages Over Town Hall Comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxMahsMbV6M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrj6_in2I0 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12112879/E-Jean-Carroll-seeks-substantial-damages-Trump-CNN-town-hall-comments.html https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/e-jean-carroll-seeks-new-damages-from-trump-over-post-verdict-statements/ar-AA1bxCRn https://www.thewrap.com/e-jean-carroll-seeks-new-damages-from-donald-trump-cnn-town-hall/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-in-trouble-accuser-e-jean-carroll-seeks-very-substantial-damages-after-defamatory-comments-at-cnn-town-hall/ar-AA1bxRIO https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/e-jean-carroll-seeks-additional-222947135.html Teaching Trump The Lesson He Failed To Learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaGOJsVh0Ec --------------------------------------------------------------------- Carroll Now Seeks $10 Million In Damages From Trump https://www.npr.org/2023/05/23/1177709860/e-jean-carroll-defamation-lawsuit-trump-10-million Trump Defames E. Jean Carroll One More Time https://www.yahoo.com/news/e-jean-carroll-sues-trump-090350888.html After Judge's Warning, Trump Attacks Carroll Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KmEivY6wvw Judge Allows Carroll To Seek More Damages https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/13/politics/e-jean-carroll-damages-trump-cnn-town-hall/index.html Trump's Shameful Efforts To Flee Accountability https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwK9yHKUks Ex-Staffer: Trump Fantasized About Sex With Ivanka https://www.rawstory.com/ivanka-trump-2661978066/ https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-ivanka-naked-sexism-miles-taylor-book-nyt-anonymous-1809187 Trump Sues E Jean Carroll For Defamation https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/28/trump-sues-e-jean-carroll-for-defamation-over-comments Trump Blasted For Frivolous Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9BGD17VPtM Blistering Ruling Against Trump In Carroll Case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaUF1-dTy7g Claim That Jury Cleared Trump Of Rape Rejected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlGuTSyEE2E Federal Judge Unleashes On Trump Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAUmmt__OP8 The GOP Is Now The Party Of ‘Fuck You’ https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-gop-is-the-party-of-fk-you Carroll Beats Trump In Court – Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVHPb0IOK2I --------------------------------------------------------------------- E. Jean Carroll Testifies At Damages Trial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJRy1X9kLiA https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/nyc-defamation-trial-carroll-trump-1.7086369 Trump's Physical Reactions To Carroll Testimony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz3Ql7YLTHo Carroll Testifies Trump Shattered Her Reputation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOKpTnKVIuk Bad Boy Antics Help Trump's Poll Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW3qG16WGFs ‘How Much Will It Take To Make Trump Stop?’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql45zkxX5hE Judge Threatens To Ban Trump From Courtroom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toLSIGXkiHw Repairing Victim's Reputation Would Be Expensive https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-legal-news-brief-repairing-carrolls-reputation-from-trump-attacks-could-cost-121-million-expert-testifies/ar-AA1ncppC Notoriety Made Carroll ‘Hated By A Lot More People’ https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-sex-assault-accuser-e-204700274.html Fixing Carroll's Reputation Could Cost $12M https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/e-jean-carroll-defamation-case-updates-fixing-carrolls-reputation-would-cost-12m/ar-AA1n3HaS Judge Bench-Slaps Trump Attorney Habba 14 Times https://ca.news.yahoo.com/e-jean-carroll-judge-bench-032242542.html Trump Looms Over Carroll Trial Even In Absence https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/e-jean-carroll-back-witness-stand-trump-courtroom-rcna134404 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump Could Owe $12M (Or Much More) For Defamation https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/in-e-jean-carroll-case-expert-says-trump-could-owe-12m-or-much-more-for-defamation/ar-AA1nbyLy Donald Trump Goes On Carroll Posting Binge https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-goes-on-e-jean-carroll-posting-binge/ar-BB1gWoZN The Last Thing Competent Lawyers Want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dqiMH5xfFw Trump Dares Judge To Kick Him Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wK8WTaAjY4 Alina Habba: ‘Worst Trump Lawyer So Far’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5zSabABW4o Carroll Wraps Up Defamation Testimony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ_w39C09Y0 Judge Schools Habba On ‘Evidence 101’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkf71Wlura0 Trump Insists That He Deserves Damages https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NAwT18MZu0 Trump's Court 'Shenanigans' Are Backfiring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrhdkCJpptk Trump Screws Himself In Front Of Federal Jury https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN9ZtX5Hv2I Any President Can 'Cross The Line' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em6s8nQt-Jw Trump's Shameful History Of Misogyny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBLyjj6I3nc Donald Trump Is A Rapist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf8c-12KKfg The Donnie & Rudy Show 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Kp_eHMQ7s

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A WEEK OF REPRIEVE FROM CHICAGO’S WINTER WOES

Enjoying the Sun in Orlando, Florida

By Jesse Reyes

My twin grandkids—Colin and Brianna—were sick and tired of the Chicago weather. Ever since they were born on Oct. 6, 2014 and left the hospital, it had always been cold. As fall ushered winter, the colder it got. As winter progressed, the twins noticed the temperatures dipping more and more and for about a two-week spell they saw the temperatures plummet to the single digits and subzero levels. All the twins heard on the news were words that were new to them—frigid temperatures, polar vortex, wind-chill factor, snowstorms, blizzards, blowing snow drifts, icy roads and mountains of snow, just to name a few!

They vented their feelings of disgust and frustration and expressed their desire of going to warmer places where they could enjoy less colder weather and bask in the sun. So after attending their maternal great-grandma’s funeral in Salinas, CA where it was a little warmer, they persuaded their parents (and grandparents!) to go to Orlando, Florida where they did some sunbathing! and tried their luck in the swimming pool.

So for about a week or so, they got their share of the sun and warm weather in Orlando. In the morning, after taking a stroll around the grounds of the hotel, they stayed in their hotel babysitting their grandparents!, while their big brother, Devon, went to Disney World, taking his mom and dad along. The twins had heard that their older brother, Devon, was now a “seasoned” swimmer after the swimming lessons he took once a week at Lifetime Fitness in Burr Ridge, IL, where his grandpa (yours truly) would drive him.

The twins asked their parents to take them to the large outdoor pool, where they, at the tender age of five months, had their first experience swimming (bathing, rather…lol) in the swimming pool. They wanted to have an early head start so that they'd catch up with their big brother.

All in all, the twins enjoyed their “vacation” in Florida. At least it was a change from the cold weather in Chicago. They expressed their gratefulness to their parents, in their own quiet way!, by “behaving” on the flight going back to Chicago and flashing their winsome smiles when they were awake.

Written in Burr Ridge, IL on 4/1/15, April Fools Day. Other writings and poems of Jesse Reyes can be found in his blog: anadventurecalledlife.com. Posted in FB on 4/15 and reposted on 4/23. Posted in my blog 4/23

(Today, Devon played an April fool’s joke on me by wearing his backpack in front of his chest. When I asked him why he was carrying his backpack that way, he replied “April fools.”!)

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Playing in a Safe Space

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Summary: Y/N is incredibly excited to be working on her favorite TV show, Supernatural! But what happens when one scene hits a bit too close to home?

Warnings/Explicit 18+: TW for brief mention of physical and emotional abuse, nothing graphic or overly detailed. Panic attack symptoms described.

Pairings: No romantic pairing. Jensen Ackles x teen!reader

Word Count: 2,286

A/N: I got the following request from a fellow SPN family member:

Hi! I was wondering if you could do a Jensen x teen!reader where they’re shooting a scene with Demon Dean and it scares the reader and she goes off and hides. Then Jensen fisher and comforts her. I also had another idea, maybe Jensen finds her having a panic attack and talks her through it?

I didn't tag you here, hon, in case you wanted to stay anonymous. 😊 But thank you so much for this request - I ended up writing it right away, cause it all just flowed. Hope it's what you were looking for! 💓

As always, of course this story is about a Jensen from a different part of the multiverse. This is a complete and utter work of fiction. 😊

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You were so unbelievably humiliated. It was like something out of a nightmare - and just this morning you’d felt like you were living in a dream.

Your joy and excitement had begun a few weeks ago when you’re agent called to tell you that you landed a guest starring role on your absolute favorite TV show, Supernatural.

You auditioned a couple months ago, with only a tiny hope that you’d land the part. The show was very popular these days and lots of girls had gone out for it. But after many call backs, and screen tests, you got the call that the role was yours.

You flew in to Vancouver four days ago to start shooting the first of your three episode arc. Arriving on set you had a million butterflies rocketing around inside your stomach, so nervous to meet everyone and to walk through the sets.

I’m in the BUNKER! You thought to yourself, trying desperately not to geek out.

But you knew you failed to hide all your fangirl leanings when you met the cast. You met Mark and Ruth first, and they couldn’t have been kinder and more welcoming. Ruth gave you some pointers for finding your way around the many stages you were filming on.

“I got lost every day for three months when I first started.” She said, her gentle accent decorated by her soft laugh. Mark was hilarious and very warm and kind, putting you at ease immediately.

Your first day of shooting was all with them, and you didn’t actually get to meet Jared and Jensen until the next day. You had almost no scenes with Jared, since Sam was off scouring the countryside for his brother, who was currently, unfortunately, a demon.

But he still came by to say hello, and welcome you to set. He was so sweet, and so unbelievably tall; you thought you might get a permanent crick in your neck if you spent too long talking to him!

But the bulk of your scenes over the next few days were with Jensen. You were fairly nervous about meeting him, partly because you had a little crush on him, (who didn’t?) but mostly because he was one of your favorite actors. You thought he was incredibly talented, and you didn’t want to make a fool of yourself in front of him.

Jensen was playing Demon Dean in this first episode you were in, and you were playing a young witch named Talia, whom he steals away from Crowley and Rowena.

They want Talia for her powers and Deanmon wants her, simply to use as a bargaining chip with them. Mostly he finds her annoying and is always about 5 minutes away from killing her.

Though you felt a bit ill with nerves that first day of shooting, you quickly found, that you didn’t need to be nervous around Jensen. As it turned out he was everything people had said he was - kind, and funny, and such a generous actor to work with.

Most adults you worked with tended to treat you like a little kid, talking around you, not including you in conversations about the work you were doing, and they were very often condescending or patronizing.

Jensen was none of these things. He was professional and inclusive, bringing you into the discussions about how to work the scene, and being completely open to questions you had, or ideas you thought might work. He was an amazing scene partner, and a fantastic mentor. Filming over the last two days was absolutely wonderful and you enjoyed every minute of it.

And then came the scene this morning. Scene 149, Interior, Day.

You and Jensen had discussed the scene a couple of times and practiced it a few more, because it involved some physicality and Jensen wanted to make sure you were comfortable with it.

He had to push you backwards into a closet where Dean was locking Talia away while he figured out a way to power down her magic.

You’d gone over the pseudo-stunt a few times in the open practice area, with Jensen showing you that he’d actually be pushing you very gently, forcing you to help him sell the idea that Dean had shoved you very hard. There would be a mat, just out of frame for you to fall on, and by the end of a couple practices you felt confident that you could make it all look believable.

Then this morning, less than an hour ago, you’d begun the scene. And everything had fallen apart.

The very first time Jensen immersed himself in Demon Dean completely, his face cold, angry and brutal as he shoved you backwards, something had pinged in your brain and you could feel something heavy and chilly settle in your stomach.

As planned, Jensen pushed you lightly, but instead of falling backwards on to the mat like you were meant to, you just fell to the ground on your butt.

“Cut!” The director called out. Everyone chuckled lightly thinking that you’d just mishandled the stunt. Jensen checked that you weren’t hurt, and you could see the trace of worry in his face. You shook your head, embarrassed, but determined to do your job.

“I’m fine.” You said with a small smile.

You all started back at one, and “Action!” was called.

Again Jensen transformed into Demon Dean, and shoved you back. You tried harder to fall properly, but that terrible heaviness had begun to rise up into your chest, and it felt like your lungs were being crushed.

You heard, “Cut” yelled again, but it sounded far away. Everything was moving a bit as if you were in a fog.

As you stood up to go again, you could hear Jensen calling out to the director, “Hey Tom, maybe…could we take a couple minutes.”

But you shook your head, panicky and desperate. Flashes of memories were crossing your mind’s eye and you knew that if you didn’t get this shot right away, you were never going to be able to do it.

“No, no, I’m good to go again.”

“Y/N…” Jensen said softly, but you shook your head.

“No, let’s just go.”

“Back to one!” You heard someone call and you moved into the right position.

This time when Jensen came at you, you could see him holding back; you could see Jensen’s worry taking over Dean’s face. At which point all the panic set in.

Not only am I screwing up the scene, I’m distracting one of the best actors out there with my crap! You thought, and you began gasping for air you couldn’t catch.

Jensen never even got to try and push you again because you started hyperventilating. “Cut! We need a cut!” He called out worriedly as he stepped toward you.

Without thinking, you simply bolted, running off the stage and out to your trailer, ignoring the calls from cast and crew as you ran past.

When you reached your trailer, you flopped onto the brown couch and just sat there, humiliated and ashamed. You’d blown your chance at this amazing opportunity, and why?

Because for just a moment Deanmon’s brutality had reminded you of him.

It had been years since he’d been in your life…a not-very-long-term boyfriend of your mom’s that had treated you both horribly. Your mom had finally tossed him out the day she came home to find he’d shoved you down the basement stairs and locked you down there.

It was a far away memory that you thought you’d long since silenced.

But today, at the most inopportune moment it had reared its ugly head and now you were going to lose your job because of it. Maybe you’d even get a reputation for being a screw up on set.

Damn, don’t hire that kid, she’s a crack up, she lost it one day and just ran away from set!

You were shaking, and trying desperately to breathe when a soft knock came to your door. You didn’t answer, and the knock came again.

“Y/N, honey, are you in there?” Jensen’s deep voice carried easily through the trailer door. “I’m gonna count to five and come in okay? I just wanna make sure you’re alright.”

After counting to five, Jensen slowly opened your door, and you panicked more because you knew you were a complete mess. You’d buried your head in your knees, completely messing up the cute braids the hairstylist had given you that morning. You’d also ruined the makeup artist’s work since you knew your makeup was a smudgy mess.

But Jensen made no mention of any of that.

“Hey.” He said softly as he came into the trailer. He had a cup of something warm and he passed it to you. “Chamomile tea.” He said with a gentle smile as he sat next to you on the couch. “Ruthie swears it’s real magic.”

You took it in your shaking hands and tried to take a sip, grateful for the gesture. But you were shaking too much, so Jensen just took it back.

“That’ll be for later.” He said simply, as he set it on the counter beside you. Then he took you by the hand. “Come with me, I have an idea that might help.”

You let him lead you out of the trailer and across the lot, winding through trailers and tents, until you were suddenly in a wide, open, field, with the many buildings and sets behind you.

There were a few other people sitting out on blankets eating their lunches, or just lazing in the soft grass, far enough away from each other that there was space to breathe, but close enough that the space didn’t feel lonely. Soft laughter came back towards you both on a breeze and Jensen took a deep breath.

“Breathe, sweetheart, just in and out for a while.”

You nodded and tried to let your breathing slow, tried to focus on the green grass, warm yellow sunshine, and the steady feel of Jensen beside you.

“Come on, stretch your muscles with me.” He said, and then reached his arms up towards the sky, taking in a deep breath. You copied him. When your shaky limbs made you stumble slightly in the stretch, Jensen reached over and steadied you.

Over the next few minutes, Jensen encouraged you to touch your toes and then reach to the sky, over and over, and eventually you felt your oxygen levels returning to normal, the circulation in your limbs returning, making you feel more balanced, and in control, like you weren’t just going to fly away.

Finally Jensen lowered himself onto the soft grass with a groan. “That’s as close to yoga as I get.” He said with a sarcastic smile.

You smiled gently as you sat beside him. After a moment’s silence you shook your head. “I’m so sorry, I -”

Jensen cut you off. “No, kiddo, no apologies. I should have made us stop after that second take. I could see you weren’t okay.”

He paused briefly and then spoke softly. “Did I do something to scare you, or hurt you? Did I change anything from practice?”

You chuckled humorlessly. “Yeah, you acted really, really well.”

Jensen frowned in confusion and you shook your head. “No, it wasn’t anything you did. You were just acting, the way you were supposed to. But something in your expression, the cold fury, or…I don’t know how to describe it exactly. But then combining that look with shoving me down, it just…”

You trailed off and looked down, picking at a blade of grass. “It just reminded me of something that happened a long time ago.”

“Wanna talk about it, sweetheart?” Jensen asked quietly.

You shook your head and gave him another shy smile. “Hell no.”

He nodded and chuckled. “Fair enough. But just know if you ever need to talk about anything, you have lots of people here that like you a whole lot and we’re always willing to listen.”

You bit your lip, tears threatening again. “Except, I’m pretty sure I just threw the job away. I acted so unprofessionally and I wasted so much time and money.”

Jensen scoffed. “Pfft! Are you kidding me? That’s about a tenth of the amount of time and money Jared and I waste just screwing with Misha.”

He smiled widely and pulled lightly on one of your braids. “Don’t worry about it, kiddo. We broke for lunch and when we come back, we’re gonna have one of our incredible stunt actresses do the fall, and then you and I will carry on with scene 156, when we’re out on the street, waiting for Crowley.”

You ducked your head, incredibly grateful to him. “Thank you.” You said softly. “I really, really appreciate it.”

He stood up and then pulled you to your feet. “No worries. Look, honey, we all have limitations. You just have to know it’s okay to stand up for yourself and tell us if there’s something that makes you uncomfortable or that’s stressing you out in a scene. We’re a problem solving unit, and sure we work together to make a great show, but we also make sure we’re taking care of each other too.”

You nodded. “I’ll remember that.”

“Good, then let’s get to the catering tent before Jared cleans them out.”

You laughed as he ran forward and you started jogging behind him. You truly loved it here, and never wanted to leave.

Maybe you’d get lucky and your character would be a hit and you’d end up with more than three episodes. But whether or not that ever happened, you’d bring home the lessons you learned in this safe space, and always carry them with you.

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ilshailey · 2 years ago

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BIO. PROFILE. THREAD TRACKER.

hi friendsss i’m super late but it’s ya girl rina revamping an old muse of mine for ilsang! find out a bit more about park hyemi aka hailey under the cut and hit that ♡ button down below if you’d like to plot hehe

BACKGROUND

rich girl from seoul, basically

has an older brother but was basically raised as the conglomerate heir of her dad’s ent. company since she’d always been known to be a fast learner (read: one of those “good at everything” kids)

doesnt really have a personality outside of being her parents’ perfect golden girl

kinda grew distant from her brother........then one day he just left home without a word and it made her distraught

his absence forced her to admit that she’d been turning a blind eye to their parents poor treatment and blamed herself for it all

long story short, she found a brochure in his room to ilsang and jumped on the chance that she just might find him there even if there was no actual evidence that he even went there

not long into her arrival (i mightve put an actual length of time in my bio but who knows kjsfsd) hailey was wandering about town and slipped on one of the oil spills and fell. she got a headache so she returned to her room at the inn early

the next morning she woke up but didnt feel like she had any control over her own body

((( THIS ASSUMPTION WAS CORRECT BECAUSE SHE’D BEEN TAKEN OVER BY AN ALIEN HOST!!! good job hyemi ur so smart )))

now she’s behaving the complete opposite from how she normally is. always smiling and happy, curious about the world around her

v touchy. will fb poke war u irl just because. also a hugger.

hyemi continues to attempt to win back her body (read: is constantly yelling at her alien) and still very much wants to find her brother

OTHER FUN STUFF

hailey loves and adores all things pretty!! will very much get distracted by anything sparkly

will flirt with you, but in a clumsy way (think early 2000′s rom-coms)

did i mention that hyemi hates “hailey” lol

hailey picked up a job at cha ko latte bc she discovered the wonders of all sweet things and caffeine. catch her on her shift jumping around behind the bar off of 5 cups

mayhaps a bit of a klepto?? just bc she’s curious about things, she’ll pick them up and take them back to her room to look at. sometimes she actually does put them back (but only if hyemi is yelling about how much of a mess their room is and that she does not need a random jacket from off the street sitting on their floor)

is what some may consider a ✨ditz✨

loves to look at herself and started an ig account against hyemi’s protests so that the whole universe can bask in how pretty she is

PLOTS???

honestly if u know me u know i suck at plots but here are some ideas that can maybe spark some better ideas LOL

def her older brother (will probably put in a wc form to the main too!)

alien buddy - hailey is super excited to be hailey and she absolutely needs someone to share her experience with

i need someone who is sus of her and constantly trying to make attempts at exposing her but she somehow avoids them coincidentally bc of how silly she is

a cha ko latte regular who either just really likes her coffee or enjoys watching her act a fool on the clock

another haedodi house resident. this is just for some housing plots maybe. perhaps they just eat breakfast together in almost silence (hailey constantly providing a commentary for her food) or they just walk home together sometimes

a first love - she’s only ever seen it in movies and dramas (that she’s been binging with ease thanks to hyemi’s netflix account) but she finds it so peculiar that humans would do anything for this situational feeling. she wants to give it a try! it’s not that hard, right?

#ilsintro

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lifewithdavefarts · 3 years ago

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DaveFarts - Episode 1 “FartsApp” [Episode List] Since he’s a gassy nerd, Dave teases his friend Tim via WhatsApp by sending him a series of short videos of him farting.

FartsApp

Being gay with a fart fetish is really hard sometimes.

For me at least.

While the world is definitely getting more open-minded about homosexuality, I can’t really force it to accept this weird fetish (to be honest, all fetishes are kinda treated like taboos, regardless of the sexuality involved). I had to settle for YouTube videos or websites devoted to this whole fart-sniffing thing; not that I’m complaining: it was good to discover that so many people actually had this fetish.

Cue Dave. Well, sort of, actually. He doesn’t have a fart fetish and he’s not even gay. Dave has been my best friend since forever. Unlike me, however, he’s straight and is currently dating some (lucky) girl.

Around my age, he’s like a brother to me, and we’re actually well-known because of how much time we always spend with each other.

Dave is a great guy, a great friend, very open-minded and, dare to say it, actually quite hot.

Not surprisingly, being the brother I never had, he’s the first friend I came out to, the only one who knows about my homosexuality. Actually, it’s not like I told him… he found out on his own, in the worst possible way (for me).

During one of our nerdy game-nights, being “that one gassy friend”, Dave started to rip -as usual- tons of farts, fueled by some junk food, until he ripped one directly in my face (and boy it was amazing…). Everything went downhill from there… kinda. For some reason or another… he just accepted all at once not only my homosexuality, but also the fact that I found face-farting… hot. He just laughed about it and honestly gave me some encouraging words about my peculiar situation, proving that he’s indeed the best friend ever. Oh… and he also literally farted for me after that, in my face, letting me sniff and enjoy his amazing rips; he can also fart on command apparently: got a taste of his talent that same night.

That one, surreal night.

I still can’t believe it happened.

Felt like a confused dream. Like one of those nights where you drink too much so you don’t clearly remember what happened. But it was all true.

Dave, my best friend, was perfectly fine with me, my fetish, and all this weird stuff.

Yes: I know how lucky I am.

It’s been 4 months since he found out.

And, believe it or not, I’m getting face-farted so often that I’m almost forgetting how beautiful it feels.

Seriously: Dave simply accepted it like I’m living in someone’s crazy fetish dream and, when we’re alone, he just casually farts in my face (without me asking for it). Not always, but very often.

Surprisingly enough, despite the fact that my nose spends a lot of time brushing against his denim-covered butt, our friendship didn’t change at all though: we still hang out with the rest of our friends and generally spend a lot of time together.

Sometimes I’m so in disbelief about how easy-going he’s been with me, that I randomly ask him “You sure you’re OK with… this?” (I say, gesturing all of me), but he just smiles or rolls his eyes annoyed, tired of hearing the same question over and over again. What can I say? He’s perfectly comfortable with his own sexuality I guess, so he doesn’t have any problem with my fetish.

Sometimes though -sorry I say this- I kinda wish he did…

No, I’m definitely not complaining. That’s the best possible scenario for me, but sometimes he can get a bit too… inopportune. Dave is not really a prankster, but he loves teasing his friends, just for fun, including me.

I was in the middle of an important exam once, one of these pop-quiz thingies that make zero sense, and I felt my phone vibrate. I checked my FB private messages and all I saw was this YouTube link sent by Dave. Since I’m a fool apparently, I clicked on it, and one of those popular YouTube fart videos popped up and played, one with really loud farts. The first fart actually echoed in the room and other students glared at me: never felt so embarrassed (not including the night Dave found out about my fetish).

“Dude! Stop sending me this stuff!” I texted him. “I’m in the middle of an exam here!”

I scolded him for this, but the truth is that I couldn’t ask for a friend more open-minded than him.

The fact that he teases him with fart videos like he teases our heterosexual friends with those “shock” porn pics made me feel more… accepted.

But still… I was in the middle of an important exam so he had to stop.

And he obviously didn’t.

He sent me like 10 other links, just to annoy the sh%t out of me.

I mocked him by texting something like “Those videos are quite hard to find. Guess you’re gay too then!” but he would reply with “I had a great teacher!” and send me one of my awkward photos from Facebook.

Other times, since our friendship didn’t change a bit, he even made random references to my homosexuality or even my fart fetish when messaging me to make plans for the night (especially during the weekend). This mostly happens on WhatsApp:

Dave: “Dude, you have to come with us. Stop being a whiny little bi*ch and get up from that couch!”

Tim: “Sorry, man. I don’t think I’ll be joining you tonight…”

Dave: “You know what? If you don’t come with us… you’re gay!”

Dave: “Sorry, I mean… if you don’t come with us, you’re a fuc*ing heterosexual!

Dave: "U ride pussy, don’t you? Fuc*ing straight people!”

He was obviously being sarcastic, but I just loved how he adapted his… uhm… “humor” to my situation.

One time, however, things got a bit… hotter for me…

Dave: “Dude, come over. We have a lot to study…”

Tim: “Sorry, really can’t today. Aren’t you with Dana right now anyway?”

Dave: “I need somebody to focus with, not focus on. You know me and Dana always end up in bed after like 20 minutes.”

Dave: “It’s awesome but this stuff ain’t gonna study itself…”

Yep. Dave and his girlfriend Dana apparently had a very active sex life.

Glad he was getting laid. And Dana was pretty cool to be honest.

Tim: “Dave, sorry. Maybe tomorrow, k?”

Dave: “Dude! Come on! I’m farting like crazy today!”

Did… did he just try to “bribe” me using his farting abilities?

Dave: “Seriously. I just ripped one that was like 10 seconds long. What a waste of farts!”

Tim: “Dave… are you crazy?”

Took a couple of minutes to reply to that one, and then I got two messages at once.

Dave: “Oh yessss, Tim, crazy for youuuuuu!” he wrote, with a heart emoticon at the end (again, he’s a sassy bi*ch as usual).

I then saw that WhatsApp was loading a video sent by him, an actual video, not a link.

It was Dave, a smirk drawn on his face while staring at the camera. He was wearing a simple black shirt. The view soon moved and I saw his slightly sagging-butt in jeans sitting on a wooden chair, and then heard this big fart echoing in his living room (he was alone), rumbling loudly and hard on the wooden surface. He even turned the camera to his face while he was forcing the “classic”-sounding fart out, making funny facial expressions; indeed, the fart lasted almost 10 seconds, and I obviously loved that: biggest farts I’ve ever heard from him in awhile! It was like watching those funny fartvines on… well… Vine, but having my best friend as the funny/hot farter this time.

Dave: “Hope that convinced you…” he then texted.

I was kinda… “offended” by that last message.

I mean, yeah, I seriously wanted to be there, but I always love spending time with Dave, farts or not (that’s why we’ve been friends since… forever).

Tim: “Are you seriously using farts to buy my friendship? It’s not like I don’t want to study with you. I just can’t today!”

Was that too harsh? Should I have added a smiley face at the end?

Only thing I was sure of, is that I never thought that a sentence like that would even make sense someday.

And I was still bewildered by how Dave was so comfortable with the fact that I loved farts.

Tim: “You don’t need farts to convince me, Dave. More like… you’re making me suffer!” I joked, finally breaking the ice myself with a reference to my embarrassing fetish, proving that I indeed wanted to be there with him, enjoying those farts.

Another couple of minutes passed.

Was he making another…?

Dave: “I know you’re suffering, Tim. Don’t worry. That’s why I’m sending you this.”

Oh boy, another video. Should I play it? Was he aware that I was getting a boner from all of this?

I literally pitched a tent in my pants.

There… it’s Dave again, this time sitting on the couch. The video started with his face winking at the camera with a sly smile; the camera then moved between his legs and slowly panned towards his butt in loose jeans (he probably put his legs on the small table in front of his couch, to make his butt more visible). Now I had a rather unique (and hot -for me) view of both his butt (and part of his crotch) in jeans and his face. He grinned wildly and the fart began, ripped right in front of the phone. The sound and the views were perfect; Dave moved the camera towards his butt as the fart kept going strong, sounding like a deep trumpet; I could see the detailed blue fabric of his jeans as the funny sounds continued. What a lucky phone!

It lasted around 8 seconds and it was simply the hotness.

The video ended with Dave laughing at the camera and all went pitch black.

Tim: “You’re insane, Dave!” I joked again, enjoying how crazy he was about this. And for me I guess.

But I had to tell him.

Tim: “Dave, you do know that all of this gave me a… well…”

But as I was halfheartedly writing the second part of the message, Dave wrote more stuff.

Dave: “Then go beat your meat! I can’t do everything for you, Tim.”

Dave: “And please don’t act like this is some kind of big deal…

Dave: "Wow, Tim got a boner! How impressive!”

Dave: “Let’s all bow to Tim, the mighty guy whose penis can turn bigger!”

Dave: “Behold, the Great Tim! The guy who once had a boner and had to tell everyone!”

Further proof that Dave was being the best friend ever.

He was clearly being sarcastic; he was joking. That was his way of telling me “Nah bro, it’s all good”. And I was kinda surprised that he was so… chill about this stuff. I literally had a boner because of him and he just… didn’t care. As I said, he’s very open minded and perfectly comfortable with his own sexuality, so he didn’t have the irrational fear of “turning gay” when doing this stuff with and for me. I also appreciated that he trusted me with those funny, but otherwise embarrassing videos.

After one or two minutes, I’ve received one big audio file and I just knew what I was going to get when I clicked the triangular-shaped button to play them.

I heard Dave singing my name like he was some kind of serial killer trying to find me.

Dave: “Tim… come here…”

I then heard a series of muffled noises, as if the camera was being put under something, and it was clear what: I in fact then heard the loud, audio-glitching sound of one big fart that lasted around four seconds.

Dave: “He’s waiting for you…” he sung again in that creepy tone of voice.

Another fart, just as big as the first one.

He was on fire that day!

Now I was both laughing like an idiot and having the biggest boner.

Tim: “Dude, you’re on fire! But… to be honest, that was kinda gay…” I chuckled.

Dave: “Says the guy who gets a boner when he hears a fart. You fuc*ing hypocrite.”

He then sent yet another audio file, with him singing that meme-song “I’m gay, gay, gay, I love long big c*cks”, but slightly changing the lyrics. He even put a karaoke version of it on his computer while recording the audio file.

Dave: “You are gay, gay gay, you love long big farts. ‘cuz you’re supah-super gay, and you love big…”

Fittingly enough, a huge fart from my best friend took over the last part of the song. Loud as usual, sounding like a deep chainsaw. I could just imagine how beautiful that was. But the best part was probably the fact that he was definitely farting for me. I know, not your usual “hot sexy” scenario… more like a “sweet” one, in a very twisted way of course.

I wasn’t obviously offended by that “gay song”, since I knew that Dave was just being silly as usual and his mocking words were definitely not mean-spirited.

Tim: “Aren’t you supposed to be studying right now?” I asked.

Dave: “I don’t know, aren’t you supposed to be here right now?”

Tim: “Dude, seriously. Thank you! But I’m serious… I really can’t today.”

Dave: ��Alright… alright… cya tonight faggot…” he wrote, with a heart-shaped emoticon at the end.

I just rolled my eyes and chuckled a bit, then drove my attention to my own books.

This was going to be a long afternoon. But after only one minute of silence, my phone vibrated wildly: it was Dave and he was calling me. Very unusual in that moment.

“Uhm… Dave? Hello?” I picked up.

I was greeted by a series of “Dude, sorry!” and I was really confused.

“Dave… what?”

It was just Dave being adorkable I guess.

“Dude, sorry about that 'faggot'… that was bit too much, sorry. I shouldn’t have said that.”

I laughed in disbelief. “Bro, it’s OK. I’m not offended. I know you didn’t want to insult me or anything…”

“No, Tim. That one word is not a joke and I shouldn’t have used it, sorry.”

I was just… wow. Dave went from “dominant friendly farter” to “adorable/awkward confused puppy” in mere seconds. Further proof that I was the luckiest guy alive (fetish or not): Dave cared so much for me that he even apologized for the “f-word”, which admittedly is a very bad word for a guy like me. But this time it was coming from Dave, my best friend, a guy who cares so much about me that he would even “censor” his language just to avoid unfortunate implications.

Ironically enough, the roles were switched, and he was the one saying a rapid-fire series of “sorry!” this time.

“Dave, quit with the apologizing. You’re the best.” I chuckled. “We’re bros, that’s what we do: we insult each other!”

“Alright… you sure? Not going to use that word ever again though.”

“Dave… it’s OK. You’re the best.”

“OK… OK. See you tonight. Take care.”

And he hang up.

He just wanted to make sure that he didn’t accidentally offend me by calling me a “fag”.

I would have been, if it wasn’t coming from Dave.

But then again, he also said that he was going to kick in the face whoever dared to insult me.

And he said that before he found out the truth about me: he’s always been quite protective.

“Oh come on!” I shouted, almost annoyed, merely five minutes later, when I heard the phone vibrate one more time.

It was Dave. Again.

He sent another video.

I tried to scoff at it but I was obviously loving all of this instead.

He was lying on the couch, the camera focusing on his butt in jeans. I could see both his face and butt, at the same time. It was like he filmed the video imagining my POV when he farted in my face, and I absolutely enjoyed that.

“Alright, Tim… Sorry for calling you a faggot.” he spoke in a “comically” serious voice. He truly was “sorry”, but it was clear that he was trying not to laugh. “I’m really, really sorry, believe me.”

Keeping a straight face, he ripped an incredibly loud, deep fart at the camera. He didn’t bat an eye, blink or smile. He eventually lost it towards the end of that 6-seconds long blast. He chuckled a bit and then turned “serious” again.

“That was a sad fart… we’re both sorry.”

He then closed his eyes and made a funny face, signing in relief as he ripped another long fart, the lucky camera slowly panning towards the seams and textures of the blue denim covering his powerful sagging butt. It lasted almost 10 seconds: truly a fart master. And those weren’t even on command!

“Oh my…” I whispered, staring in awe at the amazing video.

“This one was on the house…” he chuckled, right before turning the phone to his butt one last time and ripping a short series of toots, grinning wildly, clearly forcing those smaller farts out just for me. And that was it.

My boner was definitely wet now as bits of that well-known white substance poured from the tip of of my “standing” dick, slightly dampening my boxers and pants. It was like a volcano going to explode. A volcano that, just like me, couldn’t take it anymore. I rushed to the bathroom and furiously beat my meat, almost strangling my rock-hard penis with a firm grip. I didn’t last much: I literally peed sperm, thinking of Dave’s farts. The best part is that I didn’t need to imagine anything: it was all real. I laughed in relief just as I felt my penis deflating like a balloon, after it vomited its white substance. It felt good, not “masturbation good”, like “life is good”. And it was.

My best friend, Dave, was this fantastic guy who, in his own, twisted way, was taking care of me, accepting me, making me comfortable with my fart fetish. A gassy, open-minded, mildly disgusting “bro” who only wanted to preserve our friendship.

And I couldn’t be happier.

End of Episode 1

#fart story #eproctophilia #fartkink #davefarts2 #gayfart #malefarts

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My ex-wife and I have been apart for three years, but have started talking recently. She was a heroin addict before we were together, was clean during our dating and marriage, but started using again after we split and is now getting clean. I'm back in the town where she started using again and I know who sold to her, I'm trying to decide if I want to beat a fool

I honestly can't tell you how many times I've literally had this exact fucking fantasy. I lost one of my partners 4 years ago to a heroin (w fentanyl) overdose and like, literally have dreamt of just beating the ever loving shit out of the person who sold to him so many times. It takes a ton of conviction not to do that.

I can't tell you how much Nancy Drew I played trying to figure that shit out, hours spend lurking fb. But I started realizing that it wasn't a healthy way to process my grief. That no matter how much information I found out, or even if I did physically assault another person, even I believe they are fucking evil, it wouldn't make me feel better for what I've lost.

If you ever need someone to talk to, if you ever need a reason not to follow through on those fantasies, my inbox is always open. I know how much it hurts, truly. I still fucking hurt about it to this day. And I'm still trying to process that grief. It's NOT easy. But it is worth it to try. I'm in a much better place than I was, I think looking back on my own progress has really been a motivator for me a lot. And maybe it'll always be a sensitive subject for me. Maybe it'll always fucking hurt. But I handle it better now than I used to.

#tell me your secrets

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the-bjd-community-confess · 3 years ago

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More Divaz confos

Mod: Round two of these, previously: link. There’s some interesting customer reviews in this batch (5 and 8) which may be useful to readers.

1.Vic3mage "the secret bjdivaz vip group is just pictures of boxes coming in and going out". Yeah, between the bitching about d0llshe, asking people to post on doa for them, dunking on ex-customers, posting pics of random doll parts that they can't identify which doll they're supposed to go with, whining about how little money they make, whining when ppl e-mail them, whining. Yeah, other than that it's just boxes, and alpacas u can buy off amazon anyway lol.

~Anonymous

2.The butthurt users crying and guilttripping under every Divaz confession who have never been seen before elsewhere on this blog are extremely unsuspicious and unproblematic and definitely unconnected to Divaz and unbiased in every possible way

~Anonymous

3.idk shit abt bjd1vas but v1cemage i can absolutely tell you the shit about ch0o is 100% accurate, fucker's got a long, long history of being an awful little man that stretches well beyond his involvement in the doll community. between the two i'd still trust bjd1vas over ch00 ch00 the fool any day!

~Anonymous

4.The Z3st and Div4s thing is really silly and both entities were being shady but did they really have to take the DZ waiting room down with them? :( He had even made a separate thread about it......

~Anonymous

5. RE: BJD Divaz

I’ve been a customer of BJD Divaz since they first started, when it was only run by Chart3rline. I even contacted other BJD companies trying to persuade them to work with Divaz as their US representative. Most declined because they didnt like D's commission fee, but I was able to persuade a few of them.

I asked them to purchase a doll off DOA because I couldnt afford the asking price, and while they did, I found out later that instead of agreeing to purchase the seller's price, they negotiated the price to be lower. This significantly cheaper price was not passed down to me. I paid the full price +the commission fee based on that full price. I am disappointed I was not told this. This is when I stopped viewing them as a "friend" and instead, as a business. I dont hold this against them, it’s context to what Im going to say later.

I’ve stopped purchasing from D after my recent order from them. This company usually takes 3 or less months to make a doll. I’ve ordered the doll from D and it took 11 months. They let me know it arrived to them in March and that it will be shipped soon, except it only shipped on July, and only after I sent them several "reminder" emails. Before people in the comments try to put the blame on me for not sending a reminder soon, please keep in mind that I acknowledged the email in March and confirmed everything and they keep stressing to not send them emails because they are busy, I’ve emailed once every month since. I’ve since switched to ACBJD and Ive been happy with communication and the dolls ordered. I imagine ACBJD gets the same amount of emails, but they dont berate their customers if they email more than once.

I regret when people wanted a D0llshe, but not deal with him, I always recommended D. I would warn people of ordering directly and instead go through D. They assured buyers they would be handling communication and all the efforts so they wouldnt worry, except they didn’t. A person that I’ve recommended D to, who surpassed 2 years, keeps messaging me for help because D wouldnt reply to their emails. She is respectful, sweet and a timid person, not a Karen. This person, emailed D without a reply so would email a week later, only to be told that their email would be pushed down to the bottom if emailed again. No response, so she goes to FB and IG, who both tell her to email because they arent the person running orders. Finally got a response that they would get their refund, after D0llshe sends D's payment, but minus the PP fees. 3 months later and theres no refund, only a promise of them getting it later. Why is the customer missing out on fees when they have no doll? Customer emails d0llshe and he says he cant offer refund, because they didn’t order through them, which is understandable, but when all options are out for a customer, do you blame them for chargebacks?

If anyone files a chargeback, D will be blacklisting them from every company they rep, as in blacklisting you from buying direct from those companies. I urge everyone who has negative experiences with D to email the companies they rep instead of venting on confession blogs, and writing your experiences on social media. Make it count and send letters to the companies they represent, and please provide proof because they will try to make you out to be a liar.

Speaking of, they made vague posts on cl0ver singing for charging paypal fees, and that they offer guarantees as an official dealer, except when offering refunds, to non delivered products I might add, they are keeping the fees, and offered no help with d0llshe, even before they ended their dealership with them. Someone on DOA was told to not email them unless the wait time surpassed 1.5 years. They are even so petty that they post screenshots with the full name and address (dox) of the customer on purpose and then delete it out a day later as if they just realized their "mistake".

Before you try to make excuses for them about the fires, keep in mind, I am dealing with a business. The lower price negotiation with the DOA sale, I am in no way obligated to give them a pass or treat them as a friend when they made it clear that our relationship is strictly business. Their issues, are not my issues. D0lk got dragged for not shipping in time, others, including artisans, got dragged for being so late with communication and sending back refunds for cancelled orders. Why does D get to be exempt?

The supporters are the worst part of this, because of instead of being honest so D can improve, they support them for being "real". For example, look how micemage words it, to make it seem like this criticism is from one person, when there are people on addicts who didn’t have good experience. Check the bjd dealers tag here, you will see the supporters in the comments going off on any and all criticism of D. Some have sane comments, but the majority are cult like and try to identify the person venting as if it’s one person. Addicts deletes threads with criticism asking people to instead direct it to their feedback group; which lets be honest, no one is going to do because its "not that bad", and most dont want to join a new group, which is mostly dead.

This is my first and last confession on D, I’ve emailed each company they rep and told them my experience as well as contacting the 3 month wait company, with screenshots of my order, how they handled it, and the excuse they used to put blame on the company for being so late (package arrived march to D, 4 months to be shipped is on D, not the company). I’m not using company or order details because I know they are petty enough to try to identify me and publicly shame me like they have to others. This and the threat of suing is why not many people like to go public with their experience. They just keep feedback neutral, move on and never deal with again.

~Anonymous

6. Listen, I can't take you seriously in regards to BJD!vas because you're posting on a confession blog. If you were serious, you would have posted in buyer beware groups, DoA reviews or the board to get things resolved, or you would have made a complaint to the BBB. And your language makes you come off more as someone with an agenda rather than someone who is trying to warn people. If shipping is the issue, stop buying with standard shipping and pay the extra price for express shipping. I saw one of you complain that it sat with them for 20 days; that's probably because you're not the only one and they more than likely have a queue to check and then ship out. Do mistakes happen? Yes, because we're human. I've been in this hobby for a few years now and it seems like most people know you're going to have to wait, sometimes even outside the expected wait time. And shipping something as big as a doll is a timely endeavor. I shouldn't have to say that.

My point is simply to stop complaining on an confession board and either take it to the places previously mentioned. Posting here behind the anonymous mask makes you sound like a petulant child who didn't get their way right away.

~Anonymous

7.My only issue with BJD Divaz is how I never get any updates. Every email, they tell me to join their facebook page for status updates. I dont have a FB and I dont want to create one. I bought my doll through their website, updates should be posted on their website, or they could send me an email. That isnt asking much.

~Anonymous

8. Since there seems to be a lot of either "completely negative everything sucks" or "everything was sunshine and rainbows" confessions about bjd!vaz I thought I'd chime in with a neutral review.

PROS

-They were always polite and professional in their emails, and gave me very detailed answers to my questions.

-I got exactly what I ordered, so no mix ups or missing parts or anything like that.

-I think them being forthcoming about personal issues (only one person on staff, illness, the flooding isue etc.) on social media is good, since it keeps customers updated as to why there might be delays.

-If you live in the US their shipping is very reasonable.

CONS

-Reply times were varied. Sometimes it could take over a week, sometimes a couple hours.

-My order took about 10mo which, when comparing to other people who ordered through the same company around the same time, was about 3x as long as if I bought it direct and 2x as long if I had gone through a different dealer. I get some of the waiting time is out of their control, but it was kind of ridiculous.

-They dont necessarily ship the same day they send you a tracking number. I wish they said something like, "Here's your tracking number, our pickup is Xday so it should start moving after that" just so I could be aware.

All in all no major complaints. I got my doll and all that. Their lone employee is clearly overwhelmed. I hope they hire another person, if only to give the one a break.

Truthfully, I most likely won't buy through them again. I'd rather pay the international shipping and go direct, than deal with the extensive wait time. I'd still recommend them to someone looking for a very long layaway, though. I paid in full, but if I had a 12mo layaway I would've never known they weren't ready to ship my doll until month 10.

~Anonymous

#BJD #ABJD #BJD Confessions #TrueBJDConfessions #BJD Dealers

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