#foul little creachers

[mayhamster]

Holy shit, me

Beastly knights for wild Nights

[nururu]

I love every animal on a base level bc they're special and fascinating and important and whatever but man I fucking hate monkeys. maybe it's uncanny valley or like an instinctual apex predator threat but God they're just foul little creachers. some of the most disturbing things I've seen/heard have been about monkeys.

[thequeenofworms]

Right so now I’ve actually made something foul and accursed. When God gave Man the gift of creation this is not what he envisioned us to use it for. Unfortunately for Him, however, I am but a stinky little creacher. I will not give thanks for this gift. I will not use it with mercy.

[1007xf]

and it fucking will be ~ ! It ' s infodump hours , babeyyyy ~ !

so first things first the game is called sushi striker : the way of sushido ~ ! but i ' ll be calling it sushi striker because that ' s way too long . it ' s a puzzle game of sorts where you have to eat plates of sushi and then throw them at your enemy ~ ! you play as an orphan named musashi ( they are me by the way . i am them . they are me . we are one in the same . mostly girl musashi but i still think i ' m boy musashi too ~ you ' ll know when i ' m feeling more musashi when i talk like this ~ ! ) who lost their parents to the sushi struggles , and is now very fucking hungry ~ ! also for ease on my brain i will be talking about musashi as a girl with she / her pronouns since that is me ~ !

so lemme explain the sushi struggles ~ ! fish are nonexistent in this world for context btw . in this world , sushi is a valued resource only possible to make by sushi sprites . its divine taste caused war to break out between the empire , who sought to hoard all the world ' s sushi for themselves , and the republic , who wanted everyone in the world to be able to share sushi . the empire won , thus banning sushi in the republic .

take me , a girl who lives in the republic , who is pretty hungry ~ ! after being fucking bullied by some kid named kojiro who is my sworn enemy because i was hungry and eating foul tasting fruit , some twink named franklin comes in and offers to let me try sushi ~ ! i initially hate it , because i lost my parents over it , but once i try it i ' m in love ~ ! however , the imperial army finds him and takes him captive . i manage to find a sushi sprite named jinrai , who helps me get to my goal of saving franklin ~ !

there are like . A hundred sushi sprites in this game that you can collect ~ ! and they ' re all my little guys and they ' re so cool and i see them as my children and ough . my favourite sprite , thinking about it , might be boneten ~ ! it ' s this fucked up creacher ( including all forms because ~ ! )

i also really like cherrykan ( reminds me of my gf ) , sabokan , cryoten , dragokan , dollkan and poppokan ~ !

also uh yes i may or may not be a little fruit for one of the characters ..... celia my beloved i still have a massive crush on her

i will talk more about this game i just dont have time

I'm sorry but "sushi struggles" is a very funny phrase out of context. Also that Boneten is just a little guy holy shit?? God bless Franklin lol I find it really funny that he just pops in one day like hey kid.you want sushi