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Over 700 Fortune Cookie Papers
I ran the blog Fortune A Day for ten years, from August of 2011 to August 2021. As part of the blog wrap-up I did a final layout of all the physical fortune papers.
Here's a process gif:
The full set was laid out by color (papers had blue, red, and black text). More specifically they were grouped by font, and whether or not lucky numbers and Chinese phrases appeared on front or back. However, it's hard to differentiate those sub-groups in pictures of the full set. I made a couple posts about the full layout (the first one here) in order to show some close-ups (the second one here), and also posted a takedown video on IG (linked in the third post).
For those who enjoy numbers organized neatly, individual fortune image posts were tagged with numbers when the papers listed a set of "lucky" or "lotto" numbers. An evaluation at the end of the blog showed that the numbers 1 through 56 and 76 are considered lucky. 57 through 75 and 77 and up are unlucky. I go into details on this post.
(All photos by mee. Images inserted with descriptive/alt text.)
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Hermes Offerings and Devotions
Offerings
Keys
Dice
Playing cards
Coins
Rocks/pebbles
Playing jacks (UPG)
Bouncy balls (UPG)
Lucky charms (Cereal)
Rabbit's foot
Horse shoe
Magic 8 ball
Coffee
Energy drinks
Herms
Road trip snacks (I like Hostess donuts)
Airplanes/trains/cars imagery
Foreign/new foods
Trail mix
Peanut m&ms (UPG)
Turtles
Lyres/string instruments
Sandals/shoes/running shoes
Journals
Camping gear
Survival gear, like multitools, fire starters, first aid kits etc.
Pens/pencils
Small (stolen) trinkets
Language dictionaries
Work out gear
Panpipes
Postcards
Letters
Mail
Stamps
Envelopes
Zodiac signs
Sheep/goats
Car parts
Backpacks/drawstring bags/bags
Crocos
Sticks
Saffron
Sticks
Board games (UPG)
Dominos (UPG)
Pick up sticks (UPG)
Books
Cups
Scales
Dream journals
Graveyard dirt
Cookie fortunes
Foreign money
$2 Bills
Dollar coins
Marbles
Travel souvenirs
Bikes/skateboards/skate
Old licenses/IDs
Sport trophies/jerseys/jackets/gear
Wings/feathers
Letters/numbers
Video games
Magic kits
Oranges/Lemons (UPG)
Devotional Acts
Write letters
Go for walks
Run
Road trips
Learn about alchemy, astrology, lucid dreaming/astral travel, astronomy, etc.
Learn basic car maintenance (change a tire, jump a car, change air filter, check oil etc.)
Give money/socks/cigarettes/water/food to panhandlers
Go talk to a panhandler and keep them company for a bit. I usually smoke a cigarette with them (only time I smoke) and just chat.
Pranks
Public speaking
Tip well
Stargazing
Geocaching
Learn new language
Learn ASL
Work out
Drive safely and predictably
Use your blinker fools
Bike/skate
Clean your car
Make a travel altar
Get a passport
Travel
Practice keyboarding
Have a penpal
Train your voice
Magic tricks
Check your mail/email regularly
Low risk gambling, like lotto tickets
Riskier gambling if you're mindful of it
Make sigils
Have a race
Play a tag
Be nice to wait staff
Play sports
Make maps of trails near you
Make maps of whatever you want
Play uke/string instruments
Make herms
Carpool
Uphold confidentiality
Coin tricks
Be a reliable worker
Thrifting/yard saling
Dumpster diving
Making trades and barters
Help look for missing people/pets
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@thehaikuman here it is! Thank you again for agreeing to help me :]
All of what I translated so far under the cut
Bold text means I'm not sure of the word(s) I used (except for the 'bald', that one is on purpose bc it's funnier that way)
Asterisks mean it's an alternative; that I'm not sure between two translations
Slashes mean I don't know what to put, so I didn't put anything (for now)
01:17 – At last, after nearly 6 months of absence, they finally pull their fingers out
[NEWS: Those slacker from Re: Take are finally back · Diabl0x9: He’s finally back on OnlyFans]
01:21 – nobody believed in it anymore!
[NEWS: Those slacker from Re: Take are finally back · Diabl0x9: He’s finally back on OnlyFans]
01:22 – The big fat worm here, that’s me – Takemichi Hanagaki
[NEWS: JDGate: The corpse of the ex-body double of the man with the Hawaiian shirt found in a canal (reference to one of the most famous French youtuber, ‘Joueur du Grenier’ (‘player from the attic’) also known as ‘JDG’]
01:26 – 26, single, and invisible like air
01:29 – Now for the news,
[NEWS: St Valentine: if you want to spend the day with Leo TechMaker, does Leo ‘Take my heart’?]
01:31 – a huge ‘Serves you right!’ for the Tachibana family
01:32 – their daughter Hinata got fucked over really good as they say
[NEWS: “Do we hear me right in the sound controls? In how long are we live? Oh yes, I’d like a bit of water”, Emmanuel Macron’s declaration shocks the opposition]
01:34 – their daughter Hinata got fucked over really good as they say
[A NON-TACHIBANAL CASE: the chick is dead.]
01:36 – but it’s okay, at least no man died, it was a woman
[NEWS: The case of Feldup fell down: How did the young man trip up on his bathroom rug? (Feldup is a French youtuber)]
01:38 – we’re not going to make a big deal out of it.
01:39 – –Ah, wait!
[NEWS: Billy, the end of his carrier: Was this Arab truly so determined? (play of word bc his channel name can be translated as ‘DeterminedArab’)]
01:40 – someone tells me through the earpiece that her little brother, who’s a man, is dead
[THE COUNTRY GRIEVING: A man died]
01:44 – In this case, it’s a tragedy – a national tragedy, the whole country is shaken
01:47 – We are truly distraught, we wish good luck to the Tachibana family
[ALERT: Takemichi elected the most beautiful ass of the year according to the last survey of IFOP (French Institute of Public Opinion(that’s a real institute))]
01:49 – – but also good riddance.
[ALERT: Re:Take followers elected best community in the world]
01:50 – (announcer voice) It was misogy-news!
X
01:51 – I feel deeply saddened.
01:53 – Is it because I watch right-wing news
[(the tv news was a parody of a real French tv news)]
01:54 – or because the only woman I’ve ever loved just got squashed in a wall by a 36-tons truck in a very graphic way?
01:59 – Where am I going? Where am I running-ing? Where is it leading me-ing?
02:01 – I’m really in a standstill. If only someone could push me to–
02:05 – I instantly regret choosing those words!
X
02:09 – Unbelievable. I’m not dead.
02:11 – Fuck it, what’s this look? I changed my mind actually I wanna die!
02:14 – Takemichi, you get your ass moving? –Ah? Yeah! Coming!
02:17 – If I understand correctly, I time jumped
02:19 – It’s 2005, 12 years into the past
02:20 – I’ll use the lotto numbers and become rich!
02:23 – No, I don’t have the lotto numbers
02:24 – Well scratch that. What striking thing happened in 2005?
02:32 – Right, make a fortune is out. But no big deal, everything was going well in 2005, I was the neighborhood king!
X
02:35 – You’re the neighborhood little bitch!
02:38 – So that’s what we call ‘selective memory’…
02:39 – Don’t make this face, Takemichi. It’s going to be okay.
02:42 – Thanks you, Akkun.
02:43 – I swear, you’re unique dude, there’s only one like you
02:45 – Stop it, you don’t mean it
02:47 – I do, I swear. You didn’t listen to what that guy said? You’re…
02:49 – The neighborhood little bitch!
02:52 – Takemichi, come back! We’re going to the cybercafe to pay a huge amount of money to spend 5 minutes on the Internet!
02:56 – What great times to live in!
X
02:58 – What shitty times. Except for the games and movies which came out this year
03:00 – Not kidding, I’m talking directly to the viewers: go check all the crazy stuffs that came out between 2004 and 2005. Even so –
03:05 – What shitty times.
03:06 – I should still take advantage of the situation to go see Hinata
03:09 – Hi, Takemichi. What’s wrong? You don’t look well.
03:11 – Forget it, Hinata. I think today is the worst day of my life
03:14 – You got hurt? Come here, I’ll kiss it all better.
03:17 – I have to save this girl, marry her, succeed my studies and buy a Honda
03:22 – Fuck, I’m so happy! I’m really starting to understand why my therapist told me I’m bipolar–
03:25 – And so it makes me sad.
X
03:26 – I feel deeply sad. I feel like my life is going nowhere
03:30 – Anyway, it was really nice to have offered to listen to me!
03:33 – I didn’t offer anything. I was swinging, you racketeered me ten bucks and you demanded that I listen to you or be subject to consequences
03:38 – You’re really a nice guy, Naoto.
03:39 – Leave me alone, please
03:41 – Listen closely, I have to tell you something. You’re about to die.
03:43 – No! Wait! I listened to you like you requested even if it was really fucking boring!
03:47 – I don’t have any money left but if you want I have a Chelsea bun crushed in my bag!
03:49 – That’s not what I meant to say!
03:51 – Wait, a Chelsea bun? Nobody eat Chelsea bun
03:53 – And what do you mean ‘fucking boring’?!
03:55 – Anyway.
03:56 – You’re Hinata’s little brother, right? In twelve years, your sister and yourself will be targeted by a gang and unfortunately, you both die
04:02 – That’s terrible!
04:03 – I know. And you believed me very easily.
04:05 – Naoto. You have to become a police officer, you’ll be capable of protecting your sister that way.
04:08 – Okay!
04:09 – You’re really believing me very easily
04:11 – Well then, make the most of it to become rich. Think about investing all your money in–
04:15 – Wait. Come closer. Invest all your money in *caws makes it impossible to hear what is being said*
04:18 – Ok, Takemichi.
04:19 – Great! Good luck, Naoto
X
04:22 – Takemichi. I did all of what you told me. Unfortunately, Hinata didn’t survive
04:25 – But I did it, I officially work for the police and we’re going to be able to work together to save my sister!
04:28 – That’s great news!
04:30 – And by the way, ‘investing all I have in sporks’? really?!
04:34 – You couldn’t have told me to buy BitCoin?!
04:35 – No, it pollutes
04:36 – Do you really want to become a megalomaniac multimillionaire?
04:38 – Yes.
04:39 – Who owns a luxury cars company?
04:40 – Yes!
04:41 – A space rockets company?!
04:42 – YES!
04:43 – I get it. I’m sorry, I didn’t know what BitCoin was…
X
04:45 – Mission: save Hinata
04:46 – Let’s recap the situation:
04:47 – The entire city is under the influence of the Tokyo Manji kai,
04:49 – a sprawling mafia whose bosses have eyes everywhere
04:51 – Don’t take it in the literal sense,
04:53 – they both only have two eyes.
04:54 – And by ‘them both’ I mean those two:
04:56 – His name is Manjiro Sano, also known under the name ‘Mikey’
04:58 – as for him, it’s Tetta Kisaki.
05:00 – Between us we’ll call him ‘fucking bastard, shitty low-down dog’
05:03 – Excuse me for that. I watched the rest of the series, and you’re going to understand –
05:05 – he’s a fucking bastard. – If you say so
05:06 – Before I explain my plan, do you have any question?
05:08 – I do.
05:09 – First, I love your skin texture, may you give me the name of your day cream?
05:12 – And, thennnnnnn
05:14 – How did you succeed to take pictures this close to them, no jokes?
05:16 – [Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:20 – I can see you.
[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:21 – Ninja!
[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:25 – I can see you!
[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:31 – I can see you!
[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:40 – I can see you.
[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:45 – Dude, get the hell out of my house, for real.
[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:46 – (muffled) Ninja!
[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]
05:47 – I have my methods.
05:48 – Takemichi. You have to prevent Tetta Kisaki from corrupting the Tokyo Manji kai.
05:52 – You have to prevent him from meeting Mikey, no matter the cost.
05:54 – It’s because of
05:55 – – this fucking bastard –
05:56 – of Kisaki if the gang became that violent nowadays
05:58 – But how could I recognize him?
05:59 – Who is that, Kisaki?
06:00 – Don’t worry about it, you can’t miss him, you can smell the bastard at 20 miles
06:03 – Okay. We’ll do it, Naoto.
06:05 – We will save Hinata!
06:07 – See you 12 years ago!
06:09 – (whining) Oh no, damn it! My punchline was great, why isn’t it working?
06:12 – Your hands are really soft. Is it the same cream you use for your face?
06:15 – It was already awkward, you just made it worse
06:16 – Perhaps if you tighten your grip a bit more…
06:19 – Ouch! I say ‘a bit more’, you’re truly a jerk!
X
06:20 – (crowd shouting in the background)
06:21 – (crowd shouting in the background)
What did you sAY
06:23 – (crow shouting in the background)
You want me to smash your fACE IN?
06:24 – (crow shouting in the background)
You’re nuts!
Takemichi: oh, no… It looks like it’s gonna be a very long day…
06:27 – 🎶Takemitchi gets his ass beat all the time🎶
06:30 – 🎶It’s truly not pleasant🎶
06:33 – Kiyomasa: Can’t hear your bigmouth anymore, UH?
06:34 – 🎶Is this girl worth loosing one’s teeth?🎶
06:37 – 🎶Frankly, I would have scram a long time ago🎶
X
06:41 – So? Not so clever now, eh?
06:43 – In my opinion, you’re the one who’s not clever
06:44 – Wh– No, it’s him!
06:45 – Over there… There!
06:50 – Hi
06:53 – [Mikey
“Hi.”]
06:54 – What’s your name?
06:55 – Takemichi
06:56 – You sure have a good nerve, Takemibitch
06:58 – If you don’t laugh I’ll turn your mother into an NFT
06:59 – (forced laughter)
07:00 – Did someone already tell you you were the (both:) neighborhood little bitch?
07:03 – Yeah, yeah, I know
07:04 – Come with me, we’re going to do real Japanese thugs’ stuffs
X
07:06 – *ding-ding*
07:08 – You see it, all the violence? That’s what the real hood is about
07:11 – Wow, I’m bowled over by it (sarcasm)
07:12 – (reference to a French TV station)
(stereotypical voice-over) To go for a ride by the bank of a river
07:15 – (stereotypical voice-over) talking about friendship, wind in the hair
07:17 – (stereotypical voice-over) while admiring a setting-sun...
07:18 – (stereotypical voice-over) A real atmosphere of TERROR in the land of the raising sun.
07:22 – You know Takemiwhine, I respect you a lot
07:23 – (not believing it) Oh really?
07:24 – You’re someone admirable
07:25 – (still not believing it) Yeah?
07:26 – You’re like a brother to me
07:27 – uh-huh
07:28 – And in the gang, we brothers love each other very muchhhhhhhh
07:31 – (starting to get fearful) And what does that mean?
07:32 – Take out your takemidick
07:34 – eh?
07:35 – nooOOOOoooOOOOOOO
X
07:36 – It’s all good, Naoto! I did it!
07:37 – That’s great! So it’s over?
07:39 – Yeah, I did it, I screwed your sister!
07:41 – eh?
07:42 – You saved my sister
07:44 – I- s-
07:45 – saved.
07:46 – Yeah. Yeahyeahyeah
07:47 – I, I, I saved her. I saved her all properly.
07:51 – But I forgot my keys back there
07:52 – You can’t forget an object in a time travel!
07:53 – oh boy, I’m going to miss my time jump– (play of word with ‘sauter’=jump, screw. ‘I’m going to miss [the opportunity of] screwing your sister)
07:55 – [second take, let’s try again]
07:56 – Takemichi, you’re back?
07:57 – Yes. And I have bad news.
07:59 – First, Hinata is dead, that didn’t change
08:01 – And second, my keys are, oh my! completely lost (chuckles)
08:03 – True. Hinata’s still dead
08:05 – We don’t have the choice, we’re going to investigate
08:06 – Do you recognize him?
08:07 – Is that Akkun? What a huge pompadour
08:09 – Puberty doesn’t help everyone
X
08:11 – Oh fuck, it’s worse than on the picture I haven’t been that disappointed since my last Tinder date
08:13 – Excuse me?
08:14 – It’s not to me you own apologies.
08:16 – You own apologies to yourself to have inflicted this look on you
08:18 – excuse me?
08:19 – STOP apologizing all the time, it’s tiring
08:21 – Why are we on the roof?
08:22 – I’m sorry Takemichi.
08:26 – –I’m taking back what I said, apologize.
08:23 – Would you stop apologizing, dammit?!
08:25 – I’m the one who pushed you under the train
08:27 – It’s because of this Tetta Kisaki bastard. He forced me to do it
08:30 – What? He threatened your family?!
08:31 – Well there’s that…
08:32 – And he handed me a huge check
08:33 – I thought we were friends!
08:35 – Yeah, friends among other things…
08:37 – but you didn’t call often, the check was really big
08:39 – But since you busted me, I have remorse now
08:40 (sad music starts to play)
08:41 – Takemichi, I always loved my friends as if they were my brothers
08:43 – (sad music stops) ‘as if they were my brothers’ actual brothers, or…?
08:45 – (naive) like brothers.
08:46 – Whew.
08:47 – Do you want me to yell out my love for you?
08:49 – Yell out your love for me?
08:50 – Yeah.
08:51 – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
08:54 – OH MY GOD
08:57 – MY CAR (starts crying)
X
09:00 – I think the investigation is going...
09:01 – -very fast?
09:02 – Not at all. I don’t know how you work things out. You’re the most incompetent man that I’ve never seen
09:04 – yipee…
09:05 – Okay, since visibly I’m talking to Einstein, I’ll explain everything to you again
09:08 – Mikey is being manipulated since Draken’s death
09:10 – He was the only one who succeeded to contain Mikey’s anger
09:12 – So, to avoid the corruption of the Tokyo Manji kai, you have to…
09:15 – sleep with your sister!
09:16 – There it goes…
09:17 – –what you shouldn’t be saying. Why?
09:19 – Well I don’t know
09:20 – When I, I do know
09:21 – I love Pierre Niney in ‘La Flamme’ [French reference. French actor & French comedic series – one of his line is “when I, I do know”]
09:22 – Let’s go, Takemichi! You have to go save Draken!
09:24 – Screw Draken!
09:25 – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
09:28 – No.
09:29 – You’re not a fun person.
09:30 – If my intel is exact, exactly 12 years ago from now, Mikey and Draken got into a fight
09:35 – That’s probably what caused the split of the Tokyo Manji kai and soon after: Draken’s death
09:39 – Your mission if you accept it
09:40 – – and you don’t have any other choice –
09:41 – [gasp]
09:42 – It’s to go do everything you have to to avoid this dispute
09:43 – A street fight between two gang members, how does it look like?
X
09:46 – [western soundtrack] Well, well, well, isn’t it the little runt?
09:49 – It doesn’t smell too much like feet when you’re 110 centimeters tall?
09:51 – You speak a lot, tall string bean
09:52 – I spoke to your girl, it seems the dragon on your temple is to compensate for the one you don’t have in your pants?
09:56 – thEy’rE BLoWing a fUsE
09:58 – How violent! Someone call the police!
10:00 – Guys! Stop!
10:02 – Have you look at yourselves, really?
10:03 – You are slaves of a system where people see each other without looking at each other,
10:06 – hear each other without listening to each other!
10:07 – There’s only war and conflict. Always war!
10:10 – Couldn’t we just stop to fight each other for five minutes?!!
10:12 – Woaw, Takemichi, what you just said that’s…
10:15 – That’s so boring I forgot what we were yelling at each other
10:17 – Real. Let’s go drink a bier while smoking a good colombian cigarro
10:20 – We’re minors, dude
10:21 – Real. Let’s go drink a caprisun and eat cotton candy at the amusement park
10:24 – We’re in the hood, bro.
X
10:25 – I’m cold, Takemichi
10:26 – ah okay, without any transition
10:28 – Listen. I believe it’s the right time.
10:29 – If you have things to tell me, things to confess…
10:31 – Whatever you have in your heart, I’m ready to hear it
10:33 – Well, everybody insinuates you’re my girlfriend since the start, including in front of you, so… That’s not really a secret, is it?
10:38 – We all have secrets, Takemichi
10:39 – Yes, but that one is not one
10:41 – Kiss me.
10:42 – Oh my god, that’s real, that’s happening!
10:43 – And Naoto is only a little brat who can’t cockblock me!
10:45 – This time I’m going to s–
10:46 – [ringtone. The song is called ‘Time Time’ ;p]
10:48 – Hello?!
10:49 – [Naoto:] –ave. [Takemichi:] What?
10:50 – You’re going to sAVE her.
10:51 – Naoto, you’re calling me through time and space now?!!?!
10:52 – When it’s my sister we’re talking about, I don’t joke around at all, dude
10:54 – Alright…Saving Draken, not touching your sister
10:57 – THANK YOU.
10:58 – [jinggle] Particularly since she’s super minor
X
11:00 – Back to the mission, we’re going to save Draken!
11:02 – –Stab Draken.
11:03 – Dude, you already told me on the phone!
11:04 – Yeah? Well I say it again,
11:05 – in case an eventual watcher would want to make the intrigue of an anime in which he’s the protagonist going
11:09 – Uh… You’re asking yourself some really meta-physic questions, bro
11:11 – Yeah, I have anxiety disorders, I sleep bad at night, my hamster is sick, his name is Crumbs
11:15 – Okay, I have to follow those guys without getting caught
11:17 – Where I am, I’m literally undetectable
11:18 – All I have to do is remain discreet –
11:20 – Guys, I found a dude behind the poleeee
11:21 – Wuahhahahha
X
11:22 – Shitty pole, shitty Draken, everything’s shitty, I’m tired of this shitty life!
11:27 – Takemichi, is it you?
11:28 – Shitty Hinata!
11:29 – I love you, Takemichi
11:30 – Lovely Hinata.
11:31 – I saw what those boys did to you, it’s terrible
11:33 – I’m weak, Hinata…
11:34 – Takemichi, you know…
11:36 – It doesn’t matter if you’re not like Mikey and Draken
11:38 – True, they are…
11:40 – A lot more handsome, strong, smart, powerful, charismatic
11:42 – Great.
11:43 – Yeah, great, too
11:44 – Wondrous!
11:46 – It’s ‘wonderful’, dummie. And they are too, but you see Takemichi, the one I chose is you.
11:50 – I have a kink on ugly people.
11:51 – Ah.
11:52 – Huge victims, bleach blond guys who whine all the time, tied-up in the mud like big losers! I like that a lot!
11:57 – Uh… thanks a lot
11:58 – Really, what a loser.
11:59 – [Takemichi chuckles bitterly] What a sucker! [Takemichi: great!]
12:00 – What a failure [Takemichi: it’s getting long] Your mom have to regret you so much!
12:02 – Stop pushing it, shut up!
X
12:04 – Draken, beware those guys want to kill you!
12:06 – Is that so? They aren’t here to play Uno?
12:07 – What make you think that??
12:08 – The fact there’s fifty of them?
12:09 – the baseball bats?
12:10 – or the fact they already beat the shit out of me, ASSHOLE?!!??!?
12:12 – You just all collectively decided to bust my balls today or what?!!
12:14 – Don’t worry, I’m here!
12:16 – [Mikey
“Nobody has to worry, he’s here.”]
12:17 – And above all, I have a plan!
12:19 – [Mikey
“And above all, he has a plan.”]
12:20 – So you’re Mikey
12:21 – [tries to kick Hanma’s face, fails]
12:23 – OK, I don’t have a plan anymore!
12:24 – [Takemichi] Your plan was just to kick him in the jaw?!!?!
12:26 – [Mikey] I’m a lil vandal from the neighborhood, not a military strategist
12:28 – [Toman] Don’t worry, guys!
12:31 – [Takemichi] Oh wow! The Tokyo Manji kai is entirely here!
12:35 – Uh… And so? What do we do?
12:37 – [Mikey] Well I don’t know. Uh... There are rules to start? Or a turn of phrase that I could use to start this confrontation?
12:44 – Fuck ‘em up!!!
12:45 – Thanks, I’ll remember it!
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12:49 – Wait I have another plan to stop this massacre!
12:51 – I’m going to show them my powers
12:54 – Come here, you
12:55 – Uh, what the fuck are you doing, let me go!
12:56 – Shhh, relax yourself, your eyelids are heavy
12:59 – What the fuck is he doing?
13:00 – Think of a sound that soothes you like…
13:01 – A fork scratching against a plate!
13:03 – It doesn’t relax me at all, I want to punch someone
13:05 – [Draken:] Mikey for the fiftieth time this week, you are not a hypnotist!
13:08 – Wait, I’m sure he’s thinking of the number 5!
13:10 – That’s mentalism, not hypnotism!
13:12 – Yeah, and sorry but I was thinking of the number 7
13:13 – Shit.
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13:14 – I have to find Draken!
13:15 – I know my therapist tells me I’m paranoiac but I’m convinced that a protagonist from a manga published in the weekly shonen jump magazine is observing me.
13:21 – And so I’m going to announce out loud what I just did.
13:23 – I stabbed Draken~
13:25 – DRAKENNNN!!!!
X
13:27 – Well frankly I’m fine
13:28 – You must be joking, there was 2 litters of blood on the ground
13:30 – Well if there’s 2 out it leaves 3 inside
13:32 – It’s… Factually correct
13:34 – It’s more than enough to vascularize my two enormous balls
13:35 – …
13:37 – Okay.
13:38 – And when will you be able to walk again?
13:40 – Well here, right now
13:41 – Ah, great
13:42 – And you know what, the guy may have stabbed me in the stomach but my digestive system is still intact, watch this-
13:46 – Draken!
13:47 – One second- – Draken!
X
13:48 – Takemichi, you saved Draken!?
13:49 – I don’t know if that’s exactly like that I’d say it but–
13:52 – YOU SCREWED DRAKEN?!!???!
13:53 – That’s not what I meant!
13:55 – Either way, I have good news for you, Takemichi
13:56 – Hinata!
13:57 – Takemichi!
13:58 – Enjoy it! [whisper:] It’s not going to last
13:59 – What?
14:00 – Let’s go, it’s time for the date! Have a nice evening!
14:01 – [whispering] It’s going to be short [Hinata:] What?
X
14:02 – This date is so romantic
14:04 – I love being left to gather dust for thirty minutes alone in a car
14:07 – Well… I’m going to put some music…
[the soundtrack is a famous short French song where children ask their father to push on the ‘mushroom’/throttle pedal if he’s a ‘champion’]
14:14 – [GAME!]
14:16 – Hinata, NO!
14:17 – Quick, get out of here!
14:18 – I don’t get out of here before the release of What The Cut 38! [a series of videos well-known and legendary of French Youtube. Stopped years ago after episode 37. Some people are still asking for more despite the creator’s refusal]
14:20 – Hinata, you can’t reasonably stay in an ablaze car for eternity!
14:24 – Well if that’s the case, not before Michel Drucker’s death! [well-known French TV presenter. Has been doing his job for years, still isn’t retiring. French equivalent of Elisabeth II (until she died at least)]
14:25 – Be realistic, it’s never going to happen!
14:28 – He’s almost 80 years old! Maybe at the moment people are watching this video he’s already–
14:30 – Shh, shh, shh. Listen to me closely
14:32 – You speak ill of whoever you want, but not my Mich-Mich, ‘kay?
X
14:34 – [bored voice-over] We today weep for Hinata Tachibana’s death
14:36 – Well, you cry, I personally don’t give a shit
14:38 – [Takemichi thinking] I’m sure there was better picture of her
14:40 – Fate persists, I wonder what may have killed her
14:42 – Well the truck that charged into her, isn’t that what you told me?
14:45 – Ah, yeah, yeah, that, the truck… [the joke is that he choked her in the car for speaking ill of Michel Drucker]
14:46 – If Draken’s death isn’t the problem it means it comes from somewhere
14:49 – No kidding…
14:50 – We don’t have any choice left, we have to get rid of the source of evil, we have to stop of Tetta Kisaki
14:54 – How can we do that?
14:55 – Honestly,/
14:56 – Liar, you’re not even /
14:57 – I’m going to /
14:58 – That’s what is called a pleonasm,
14:59 – /
15:00 – Well, fuck it, I have no more idea, manage by yourself so Kisaki does not go up in the Tokyo Manji kai hierarchy.
X
15:06 – Congrats, Tetta Kisaki, you go up in Tokyo Manji kai hierarchy!
15:07 – [Takemichi] You must be kidding me!!!
15:09 – No, I’m not. For example, there I am: Where do biscuits go to dance?
15:13 – [random Toman member] To the bisco club!
15:14 – [Mikey, whining] That’s not fair, they already knew it…
X
15:15 – Tetta doesn’t seem to be joking around...
15:17 – He’s truly scary
15:18 – Murderous look, eyebrows shaped like devil horns, small earring…
15:21 – Dude’s well-groomed
15:22 – In reality I could go stab him right at this very moment and take care of the problem!
15:25 – [punch & pain sounds]
15:27 – But no! We are going to get into a ‘peace&love’ plot, without violence, without going overboard, without doing anything!
X
15:30 – It’s time to get crazily violent
15:32 – This bastard, Baji left to join Walhalla
15:34 – What? He died a true viking while doing honor to Odin?
15:36 – Not at all, that’s the name of the gang opposite
15:38 – It’s too complicated, there’s too many gang…
15:40 – It’s the series principle: war among gangs
15:41 – You think that’s what we call a ‘Gang Bang’?
15:45 – … Anyway, bring me Baji back
X
15:46 – Hi. Kazutora.
15:47 – What do you mean ‘Kazugotya’? Who’s he? He’s following me? Who’s that ‘Kazu’?
15:50 – Nah, that’s my name
15:51 – Your nana?!!
15:52 – You’re really gonna have to make an effort here, bro
15:53 – Uh, Where are you bringing me to?
15:54 – Don’t worry, we’re going to check on some friends
15:55 – [Chifuyu’s sounds]
15:58 – It… It does check hard
16:00 – Get in.
16:01 – No… Thanks
16:02 – Get in.
16:03 – [Takemichi whining+Chifuyu’s sounds]
16:04 – Do you know the shared trait between a magician with a cold and your mother last night?
16:07 – Both do extraordinary things and shout “Baji! Baji”! (‘magic! magic!’ But pronounced with a cold)
16:10 – [Chifuyu] He’s getting ratio-ed and he’s yelling ‘baji-baji’?
16:13 – Big flop!
16:15 – Baji! Uh… Come back?
16:17 – Don’t wanna
16:18 – Fuck, he’s good at this!
X
16:19 – [Chifuyu crying]
16:20 – Ah! You speak Crybaby too!?
16:21 – I’m not a crybaby, I just got my face bashed in
16:23 – Come on, please, to make me happy…
16:25 – Okay, alright…
16:26 – [(cry)baby language]
16:28 – What?!! I’ve never heard such shocking language!
16:30 – Is that so? And if I told you I had the key to who is hiding behind Valhalla gang?
16:32 – What key, that key?!! (*alternatively: A key? What key?)
16:33 – Ah, you knew it too?
16:34 – Well no, I’m asking you
16:36 – But you just said it
16:37 – Uh?
16:38 – Uh?
16:39 – Ohhhhhhhh!… No, I don’t get it
16:40 – Well, Key-that-key (*key-what-key) in one word it’s…
16:42 – A syntaxical mistake…
16:43 – That’s not– ‘Tetta’
16:44 – You, /
16:45 – Tetta Kisaki!
16:47 – Well, ‘Gesundheit’! What do you want me to say?!!!
X
16:48 – Kisaki is the one leading Walhalla
16:50 – wuHAT. Hell and damnation! I’m staggered!
16:52 – Draken – you are BALD?!!!????!
16:54 – [Draken] It’s him, I don’t have the shadow of a doubt
16:55 – Nor the shadow of a single hair!
X
16:56 – I have no idea on how to stop Tetta Kisaki
16:58 – With handcuffs? – Shut the fuck up
16:59 – By reading him his right…
17:01 – Why did I trust you… Give me a real idea!
17:03 – Okay, mark carefully everything I’m going to tell you
17:04 – On Halloween there’s going to be a real blood bath, a brawl between Walhalla and Toman. It’s the moment where Mikey is going to start to lose it. Because Baji is going to die and Mikey will take out his frustration on Kazutora until he dies. It’s easy: I need to prevent Baji’s death and avoid that Mikey flips out. What do you think?
17:18 – Two out of ten
17:19 – Uh?
17:20 – No, not ‘one’, two out of ten
17:21 – What are you talking about?
17:22 – Well you told me to mark everything you were telling me
17:23 – / Not like that, mark with a pen!
17:26 – Ah, well I can mark your grade on a sheet if you want but I don’t see where it leads us to
17:29 – Rrrrrrahhhhh
17:30 – Send me back!
17:31 – Uh… /
17:32 – Send me back in time!
X
17:33 – Listen, Kazutora, we have to start up anew with a healthy beginning
17:36 – You know, we were all tight-knight back then,
17:38 – and nobody understood why you’re that angry with Mikey
17:40 – That’s not difficult, I killed his brother
17:41 – You see, that’s precisely that nobody understands
17:43 – I killed this dude’s brother, I’m not going to FORGIVE him
17:46 – Do you listen to yourself when you talk? Do-Do you even understand yourself?
17:49 – I kill this dude’s brother and he’s there chill and he has the audacity to look at me in the eyes
17:52 – Mister, is there a medical history of strokes in your family?
17:54 – Time will probably do what it does. But if I kill his mom by then he’s going to hear me!
17:58 – Fuck it, you’re only taking shit!
17:59 – I got it, between us there won’t be any truce!
X
18:01 – Enough with the yakking, fuckers,
18:03 – This clash will be a logic test.
18:05 – Is that okay with you, Kazutora?
18:08 – WHY AM I HITTING YOU??? EXPLAIN!! I HATE YOU!!!
18:11 – Well, then we’ll do that by fighting
18:13 – oh fuck yeah.
18:14 – Hey, Mikey!
18:15 – Remind me: how do you start a clash, already?
18:18 – [inhale] FUCK ‘EM UP!!!!
18:19 – YEAH!!!!
X
18:22 – I warned you, Mikey!
18:23 – You can flee all you want
18:24 – – Kazutora-gotya!
18:25 – You wield the language great, but we’re going to see this
18:27 – BEWARE, HERE IT GOES,
18:28 – MIKEY-KICK!
X
18:30 – Gabriel Chantouin, you are a physic professor at Sorbonne, what do you think about what we just saw?
18:36 – It’s shit
18:38 – [inhale]… Thank you, Gabriel Chantouin–
X
18:40 – Guys! Mikey is exhausted
18:41 – Time to beat the fuck out of him at 60 versus 1 with blunt objects while he has no way of retaliating!
18:47 – Like real men?!!
18:48 – Like real men!!!
18:49 – YEAH!!!
18:50 – No, MIKEYYYYYYY!!!
18:51 – Hold, stop!
18:52 – Wait, zoom?
18:53 – Oh wow
18:54 – WoaOOOAaooAAw
X
18:56 – Gabriel Chantouin, you are still a physic professor at Sorbonne
18:59 – What do you think about the prominence of the posterior of the young man we just saw?
19:03 – Like we said back in my days:
19:04 – it’s an ass for champions.
19:06 – …
19:07 – Thank you, Gabriel Chantouin–
X
19:09 – Baji, you shouldn’t do that alone!
19:11 – What are you talking about?
19:12 – Stop playing innocent,
19:13 – we’ll both say what we think at the same time!
19:15 – One, two, three!
19:17 – Baji: go out with Madison Beer
Chifuyu: Stop Tetta Kisaki!
19:18 – Madison Beer? But, what about Tetta Kisaki?
19:20 – Uh… Tetta Kisaki, yeah, yeah he’s my goal
19:22 – Well, no, not to go out with him, but stop him, I…
19:25 – Fuck.
19:26 – You have a plan of action?
19:27 – Yeah, first step is to type to survive
X
19:29 – AAaaaAAOUCH
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BAJI!
19:31 – WHY DID YOU STAB MY RIB, YOU ASS?
19:33 – THIS IS ALL MIKEY’S FAULT!
19:34 – AND HIS BROTHER!
19:35 – AND THIS ICE CREAM MAN AT THIS SQUARE TWO YEARS AGO
19:37 – WHO GAVE ME A PISTACHIO SUPPLEMENT
19:39 – WHEN I DIDN’T ASK FOR IT!!!
X
19:40 – Hi.
19:41 – It’s the voice-over.
19:42 – I wasn’t there in the previous parody video
19:43 – It feels weird, doesn’t it?
19:44 – Yeah…
19:45 – And now, a brief sum up of episode 21:
19:47 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]
19:48 – Wait, he’s going to kill him at this point
19:49 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]
19:50 – Maybe we should separate them?
19:51 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]
19:52 – So young and so dead!
19:53 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]
19:54 – Why do none of these assholes lift a finger?!!
19:55 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]
19:56 – Wait, I just got stabbed and nobody gives a shit?
19:58 – My natural need for attention is not met!
20:01 – GUYS!
20:02 – (ah, I stop moving)
20:03 – The samurai tried to commit seppuku
20:05 – But he failed,
20:07 – he didn’t have the guts to do it!
20:08 – Unlike me!
20:11 – (Woaw, awk–ward) (*the guy’s awkward)
X
20:13 – Repeat after me Kazutora, this is all…
20:16 – Baji’s fault?
20:17 – No! That’s not the right answer, Kazutora! Bad!
20:20 – It’s, it’s…
20:21 – The ice cream man’s fault!
20:22 – No, Kazutora! Very badly answered, bad boy! (*naughty boy=
20:24 – (whines)
20:25 – /
20:27 – /
20:28 – /
20:29 – /
20:30 – (whines)
20:31 – Go ahead and rot in jail, Crazytora
20:32 – Wuuhat?
X
20:34 – Welcome to your house, Master Takemichi!
20:36 – The timeline changed: I’m a high-ranking yakuza
20:38 – Which means…
20:40 – Which means!
20:41 – Hinata Tachibana is dead.
20:42 – I don’t give a single fuck! I’m rich!
20:44 – I can pay an escort twice as hot!
20:46 – I can finally live as I want to!
X
20:47 – You’re going to die here and now
20:49 – Who’s this guy!?
20:50 – Takemichi, times changed
20:52 – Nowadays I am at the top of a financial empire
20:54 – I have an army ready to kneel for me
20:56 – And contrary to the comedian voicing me,
20:58 – – I still have hair
20:59 – Eh!
21:02 – [moan]
21:03 – [through gritted teeth] Tetta… How do you do to--
21:05 – Have eyebrows this greatly trimmed?
21:06 – It’s two hours every week at the esthetician’s on Mondays at 2:30 pm,
21:10 – Sabrina truly has nimble fingers
21:11 – I was mainly wondering how you can sleep at night, you filthy monster!
21:14 – It’s easy really, 2 hours of ASMR nature sounds and chamomile tea
21:18 – He has such perfect answers I’d almost forgive him for the bullet he’s going to shoot in my head in a few seconds
21:21 – Oh, no, come on! You spoiled me!
21:24 – I myself wasn’t aware I was going to do it,
21:26 – I was enjoying hesitating, fUckk
21:29 – Well, when it’s time to go…
21:30 – [gunshot]
21:31 – chiFUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
21:34 – Stop!
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
21:36 – I didn’t intend to shot, really
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
21:38 – It– It’s getting on my nerves!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
21:40 – SHUT THE FUCK UP
21:42 – uuU? [Mikey mouse wannabe]
21:44 – Well, Big Bad Guy: introduction, done
21:45 – I didn’t tell you the plan but basically it’s world domination, there
21:48 – And, well, how do I conclude this,
21:50 – It’s always hard, so I…
21:52 – I don’t know,
21:53 – Should I shoot you in the head?
21:54 – Be a very big pathetic loser if you’re okay with it
21:56 – [pants]
21:57 – Okay, you’re okay with it, okay then that’s what we do, I love when business goes nicely like this when,
22:01 – when the agreement is, is mutual
22:03 – Farewell, Takemichi
22:04 – [gunshot]
22:06 – (“Crybaby” starts playing)
[TOKYO CLIFFHANGER クリフハンガ一ズ]
#every french speakers can help if they wish to! and if you know the parody ofc#tokyo revengers#tok rev#tr#tokrev#re:take#tr french parody#but translated. kinda#id go to sleep now - dont feel pressure to read and/or check quickly!#do it when you have time and feel like it :)#and some of those puns are really hard to find equivalent#oh and ofc - anyone can point out any mistake ive made or give their own translations of scenes they find better than mine!#non-french speakers im sorry you wont understand much of whats going on#you can look up 'Tokyo Revengers en 21 minutes | re:take' for the visual+sound but the translation in this post is not fully done yet
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ARC REVIEW: The Last Days of Lilah Goodluck by Kylie Scott
4.25/5. Releases 2/6/2024.
Vibes: fated mates but make it contemporary, bucket lists, royal romance with a twist, and "what are friends for?" *eyebrows*
Heat Index: 7/10
After saving the life of a random psychic, Lilah is offered several predictions: 1) her boyfriend is indeed cheating 2) she'll get passed over for that promotion 3) the winning lotto numbers 4) she'll meet her soulmate, Alistair George 5) she's going to die in eight days. After she finds out her boyfriend is indeed cheating, loses out on her promotion, meets the King's illegitimate son Alistair George (among other names, because aristo), and wins the lottery... She's getting worried. Fortunately, though he thinks it's bullshit, Alistair is ready to help her cross items off her bucket list. But as sparks fly between perky Lilah and surly Alistair, she has to wonder: has she met her one true love just when her time is running out?
I love Kylie Scott; she's easily one of my favorite contemporary romance authors--her books never fail to make me laugh, while offering some swoonworthy moments, great voice, and... hot sex scenes. Her recent pivot to books with a touch of magic has added an extra bit of whimsy to her romances, and I like it a lot. This book would make a great movie or miniseries, to be honest. It's fun, adventurous, and has that tension hanging overhead. (Though, obviously, there's an HEA.) The kind of romcom I can get behind!
Quick Takes:
--The thing is... the magic in these Kylie books never takes away from the fact that she's writing a strong contemporary romance. It's more of a plot device that gets the ball rolling than a plot dominator. Here, I'd say the setup comes into play a bit more than it did in End of Story (which I also enjoyed) but it would, wouldn't it? And ultimately, we are really reading about Lilah learning how to live life to the fullest and fall in true, deep love. I'm always good with that.
--I think the recent Windsor-related events have obviously spurred more authors on to write about rebellious royals in love, and I'm never mad at that. However, I really loved the twist Kylie put into it with Alistair's backstory. Like, everyone in the world knows he's the king's firstborn. He's globally famous (and we certainly see the fallout of that when he's spotted out and about with Lilah). But his father has never acknowledged him.
Not only does that add some great emotional tension to the story--it also makes Alistair seem like a lot less of an inherent dick, and I totally read it as Kylie capturing the prince mystique while also being like "let us be real, this is a Kylie Scott hero, he is not getting a manicure, he's gruff and snarky and ready to carry a wacky girl around and put. it. DOWN." A great compromise. Yes, he's still massively privileged, but he's also like... a royal pariah. And Scottish! And he DOES say "och", praise Jesus.
--Great supporting characters, as per usual for Kylie. Alistair basically has this floaty, whimsical mother (in a lot of ways, she read to me like a Princess Diana type if she was in the role of Camilla and cared more about the glam and jetsetting than... activism, but with a kind of very loving, well-intentioned, a bit unconventional mothering). And his mom's gardener/handy-man/Longtime Friend with Tension Dougal is great, too.
Often, supporting characters in contemporaries feel like they're just there to go "you go, girl!" Kylie is too good a writer to settle for that. I loved Lady Helena and Dougal, and I loved that sort of off-the-page heavily implied secondary romance going on.
--Now. Alistair and Lilah. YES. It is a grumpy/sunshine deal, though, per Kylie, Lilah is a bit on the snarky side of sunshiney. He's not even up for being friends with her at first, and he's definitely not on board with this soulmate thing. But you can tell he just can't get this woman out of his mind, and he keeps coming back for more, and then, slowly but surely, HE'S the one wilding out and being like "THIS ONE. I WANT THIS ONE".
I really liked the way that Alistair gradually went from "this prophecy shit is so stupid Lilah" to "I don't want to believe it but what if I lose this woman" anxiety. It touched my heart.
--Just as a sidebar, love how Kylie writes curvy heroines. There's mention of Lilah's body, but like. It's just her body. She mentions cellulite and insecurities, but they never seem like mind-dominating insecurities. And uh. Alistair is ABOUT IT.
The Sex:
Speaking of! Um! I love the sex scenes in Kylie's books as a rule, especially when it's this like, borderline utilitarian "help a girl out" vibe which everyone inevitably gets SUPER into, escalating into intense passion. One of the things on Lilah's bucket list is to have truly great sex, and at some point Alistair, her new good buddy, naturally goes "fine, I can get that done for you".
And. Boy. Does. He. As usual with her books, there's an amazing description of cunnilingus (with a liiiiittle bit of butt stuff), some hot groping in a semi-public setting, an elevator scene that will live in my mind for a long time, and some great "are you okay with doing this very intimate thing we didn't plan on doing but oh my god we're so wrapped up in each other we just gotta". Alistair is a deliverer of the praise kink.
But perhaps! More! Excitingly! ... Alistair is into delivering some light choking? I, ah. Did not expect that. I don't think Lilah did either. And it's SUPER hot. I did some bookmarking. I did some "oh my"-ing. It was great.
This book is such a whimsical, fun, palate cleaner with a good mix of adventure, romance, family drama, and bangin'. If you've never tried a Kylie book, I would definitely recommend this. And if you're a fan of hers already, you're gonna love it.
Thanks to Netgalley and Graydon House for providing me with acopy of this book. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
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First time caller but very long time follower!
My fortune cookie lucky numbers had your birthday in the correct order for this year's date
3, 16, 24, 25, 30, 31
That is very cool! Should play the lotto with those or something! ☺️
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Ask time! First off, kudos for the incredible art you create. It's been a visual treat to see your content (and reblogs) pop in my feed.
I'd love to hear more about how you'd describe your drawing style and aesthetic.
As a total non-expert, I feel like your art has such a classic yet unique feel to it, like it could be displayed in actual museums (and I mean that in the best way possible!).
omg thank you so, so much for your kind words!! 🥹
I'm not too caught up with names for modern art movements (I'm a long way past my early twenties dream of being an art historian haha) But if I had to guess for my work, I'd say maybe stylized realism? Magical realism? I love impressionism but I'm such a control freak that it's hard for me not to overthink and then over-render ( I'm working on it!)
If you're interested in some of my major influences, number one will always be John Singer Sargent. Find a painting of his that you like and take the time to really look at it up close. His brush strokes are so confident, so efficient. And his mastery of light is so hard for me to grasp. Check out his watercolors, they make me crazy!!! If I had the choice to win the lottery or to see the world through his eyes for an hour I'd take the lotto money but I'd be very upset about it lol
But really there are so many incredible artists currently out there and posting here! I feel so fortunate to be able to see their work and be inspired by all of it. And if I'm that artist to somebody then that makes me really happy in a way I can't actually put into words. I'd love to beef up my portfolio and someday see my work in a gallery or museum or something! It's a good motivator. (I'd have to let go of my fear of others seeing my work first 😅 Posting here on the "mortifying ordeal of being known" site has helped a lot though)
Sorry if this went off the rails a little bit. I will take any excuse to gush about Sargent. But thank you so much again! Your ask definitely made my day and probably whole week and I hope you have a wonderful week as well😊💕
#asks#ty so much 🥺#if i didn't answer well enough feel free to ask for clarification i feel like i just kinda rambled there
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Lotto Method: Boosting Your Winning Potential in Lottery
According to lottery enthusiasts, the most effective way to win the gambling game is to analyze the winning mixes appropriately. This might appear to be an easy errand, since you might find the numbers from the everyday draws. In any case, the measurements you might get from this method may not be adequately sufficient to reason conceivable winning blends. You might have to have deeper understanding as well as a greater collection of lotto winning results for you to have an in fact usable data. The seriously winning number mixes that you have, the higher the productivity your examination would be. This would be the crucial step in analyzing lottery results. Be that as it may, you don't have to do this exploration, on account of the items given by Lotto Method.
Lotto Method will give you admittance to lottery strategies that can altogether increase your possibilities winning. One of the highly recommended device for your wagering endeavors is the Lottery Circle. This lottery programming right away works out the recurrence of the winning numbers. From the accumulated data, the product can give a rundown of fortunate numbers. The resulting numbers from the data examination doesn't depend on simple karma yet is deductively in light of the past results of the game. Most frequently, the product would give the numbers that have the highest recurrence. You can join these numbers for you to have the option to finish the lottery necessities. You might actually involve the Lottery Circle programming to create fortunate numbers for any lottery game. Whether you favor pick 3, pick 5, or some other lottery game of your decision, it would be a lot easier to pick the right numbers for your lottery ticket.
Aside from the supportive lottery programming bundles presented by Lotto Method, the site additionally gives links to data connecting with compelling lottery strategies. Normal updates on various lotto winning strategies are accessible for you to use on your next bet. To have the option to augment your potential in winning any lottery game, it is ideal to join the methods that you will learn from the site. Lotto Method has a few classes, each zeroing in on a particular kind of lottery game. Lastly, it is highly recommended to gain manuals which are readily accessible on the site. Albeit this might cost you some, the benefits that you will get from winning the lottery would definitely merit the cost.
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Lotto Online Malaysia
4D Lotto could appear to be sufficiently basic, with one just having to foresee the right mix at the draw and pick their numbers as needs be nevertheless winning in 4D Lotto is significantly more convoluted than that. Yet, fortunately for you, here are a few hints and deceives that you can apply in your 4D games and win large and furthermore you can check 4d lotto result today in Singapore!
While looking out for a lottery game doesn't seem like a splendid idea, it is a demonstrated method for succeeding. Try to notice and afterward investigate the methodology that will permit one to build their winning possibilities. You can do this by noticing the previous result of the 4D games and taking a gander at the span winning times. The more modest the hole is, the better your winning possibilities would be.
History rehashes the same thing with the Singapore 4D Toto machine on the web. With a cautious review, you will observe that there is an example of a few explicit digits and numbers that rehash the same thing from time to time. Normally, this could sign you on which numbers are most prone to win in the following draw, and you can formulate a procedure around them likewise.
You can utilize different techniques to build your possibilities winning in 4D games and furthermore check for the 4d result live today online Singapore. A portion of the fruitful techniques that you can select in purchasing numbers utilizing the pau/iperm/mbox strategies. These strategies are utilized to demonstrate the stage of the numbers and can rapidly help you in picking the winning mix for your 4D result today in Malaysia live.
Use Martingale System for betting in 4D lotto games. The Martingale System is very normal in the gambling local area, however it is shockingly effective. And keeping in mind that you are not liable to add a guard winning through this technique, it is a protected method for adding to your winnings without taking a chance with everything simultaneously.
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Fortune Real 2Sure Numbers For Today 21/09/2023
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Best Internet based 4D Malaysia - Top and Confided in Malaysia 4D
4D Malaysia has been working generally by major 4D administrators, for example, Magnum 4D, Sports Toto, Damacai, Sabah and Sandakan 4D. In the bygone era, players put down their bets by lining up at the actual 4D lotto ticket focus and purchasing their lottery tickets at the counter, which carries burdens to general society. Nonetheless, because of the headway of innovation, players can now bet 4D betting Malaysia through on the web, whenever and anyplace with the web access. JQK22 as the best web-based casino game Malaysia is most certainly your choice to purchase lottery 4D on the web.
You should simply join with us, store assets into your gaming record and begin betting on your 4D toto fortunate number very much like some other casino games Malaysia. We give you different payment choices through nearby banks like Hong Leong Bank, Public Bank, Maybank, CIMB, from there, the sky is the limit. Just with some simple store steps.
With regards to web based gambling and rich casino experience, the way of life in Malaysia and Singapore offer probably the most expanded casino encounters on the planet. The 4d in Malaysia is among those imaginative encounters for which casino sweethearts come to Malaysia from across the world.
In Malaysia, the gambling business is overwhelmed by the 5 key administrators: Magnum 4D, the Genting Highlands Casino, Sports Toto, Da Mama Cai, sandakan 4d, cash clear and the Malaysian Hustling Affiliation. The gem of the Malaysian web-based casino industry is the Genting highland casino, which is the greatest casino internationally and visited by a huge number of travelers consistently. The new rising trend is the 4D race in Malaysia. The Toto 4d is one of the casinos in Malaysia that offers selective best web-based casino experience. This is the web based gaming webpage for the 4d casino players, where the players not just partake in an expansive reach and creative gaming items yet additionally the great administrations, alluring advancements, simple and fast compensation out and a lot of other alluring highlights and rewards. The Games toto betting is likewise famous in Malaysia and consistently, a great many players procure noteworthy prizes.
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Do You Know Your Probability of Winning Lottery Numbers?
When it comes to winning the lottery, when you participate in the normal technique beyond an e-Lottery Partner your chances of winning lottery numbers are just 1 - 14 million. Playing in an e-Lottery Organization is being portrayed the more brilliant method for playing as your possibility's of winning are raised significantly to 1 - 1.9 million. People that are previously in the e-Lottery Organizations give an account of connecting with normal sums.
When it comes to Lottery Coordinates the eLottery assuming that in all honesty are driving the way and have stood the analysis of time. Laid out and delivered to the globe toward the beginning of 2002 by a business called Virtual World Direct (VWD). The initial item added to the e-Lottery supporting the chances of prize-winning the lottery prize by 733% was the UK Public Lottery. While joining this e-Lottery Partner you will be significantly added into a 49 in number pack giving individuals 88 attempts of winning lottery numbers each and consistently.
The Euro Millions Lotto was the second Lottery idea extra to the e-Lottery conspire, the EuroMillions was shaped in February 2004 for the European people group. Like it is with the UK Lotto Organization presented by eLottery, playing in the Euro Millions Lotto Organization gives each player a lot greater chances over performance ticket players. You will get 3600% raised odds over the standard ticket players. In like manner considerably more prominent chances of Winning Lottery Numbers. This is a critical plus and stretches out exactly down to the reality that 2 "fortunate star" numbers will be sure in each and every EuroMillions lottery draw. This as a conclusion dispenses chances of winning lottery numbers for the Euro to just 1 - 3 expected to 1 - 103.
In December 2008 The El Gordo Lottery (Spanish Public Lottery) for numerous Individuals an exceptionally thrilling third option that has been added to the eLottery Organization plot. This Spanish Lottery - the El Gordo is a Lottery that has 6 yearly draws, the Christmas El Gordo Lottery draw is the most celebrated and is estimated to be the greatest Lottery prize in the globe. While the winning lottery numbers are drawn, within reach is a 1 of every 6 bet of winning a cash prize for people that contend the run of the mill way. At the point when you sign up for with one of e-Lottery's El Gordo Lottery Coordinates your probability of charming a hard money Win move by multiple times.
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Considering that the e Lottery had its send off in 2002, Virtual World Direct (VWD) has encountered immense accomplishment. So widely from north of a 136 realm's from something like the world the e-Lottery to child up has added than 190,000 players. VWD is an English enterprise that is exclusively possessed is completely obligation free, lead by a moving strong reasoning managerial gathering. The regulators and makers Tom Brodie and Len Fitzgerald.
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Pick an e lottery syndicate and win the huge prizes
Lottery games are very popular nowadays and millions of individuals from one side of the planet to the other appreciate playing this very simple game of possibility. Since lottery costs are generally very amazing,Choose an e lottery syndicate and win the large prizes Articles an ever increasing number of individuals choose to test their karma at the lottery and get a possibility winning the huge prizes.
To play a lottery game you should simply purchase a lottery ticket and hope to pick the fortunate numbers. However, today there's a far superior way to attempt to win the lottery cash prizes by basically joining a lottery syndicate.
The primary idea behind the lottery syndicates is that by collaborating with other lottery fans and purchasing countless lottery tickets you have better possibilities winning the prizes in question. Lottery syndicates make certain to build your possibilities winning at the lottery games however you must impart your winnings to any remaining individuals from your lottery syndicate.
Regardless of whether you believe that sharing the prize is a disadvantage to lottery syndicates you should consider this option since it dramatically increments you winning possibilities. Considerably more, with today's colossal lottery prizes sharing the winnings shouldn't be a particularly extraordinary worry for anybody.
Assuming you are interested in the e lottery syndicate and how to improve your lottery winning possibilities, you should simply utilize your number one web crawler to search for more data. You make certain to find everything you really want to realize about the national lottery syndicate and how to turn into a part. Lottery syndicates are demonstrated to increment winning opportunities for every one of their individuals and you can without much of a stretch become a part in the event that you are interested in this undeniably popular game of possibility. Keep as a main priority that purchasing lotto tickets from the store is very improbable to present to you the large prizes while the e lottery syndicate is a far superior way to play.
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A Lotto Secret of Exceptional Importance
Most lotto players are hopeful. In any case, not really realistic. Of course they expect a lotto big stake with each lotto ticket they purchase. In all actuality it isn't the manner by which lotto works. This view while justifiable, is totally unrealistic. It is a consequence of a disposition dependent totally upon fallacious and confused suppositions. Nobody, including me, hits a major award with each drawing. However, drew closer accurately, you can create great money for yourself with a far below normal. I'm energized in the event that one out of multiple times I purchase a ticket, I win because this one time can present to me a decent amount of money. If it's not too much trouble, note the immense difference in demeanor between myself and who is looking for quick, moment millions in his grasp.
Another difference is that while he dreams failing to help those millions, I work routinely on my lotto system, break down its previous draws and decipher the genuine data from it. The primary significant mix-up lotto players make, is to begin with a powerless technique of placing purported fortunate numbers in their tickets, while they have no control on lotto numbers. Recall this. In the event that you have no control on lotto numbers you could not win the lottery and anything that you at any point put in your ticket is trivial. To get your large benefit from lotto, you must work on previous draws of your lotto system. If it's not too much trouble, note that previous draws impart what occurred and how occurred. Also, the most grounded benefit you will have is that you will know what to do.
Envision how much fun it is see the lotto winning numbers before they will be drawn. You some way or another must lead and extend your uniqueness without spending a fortune. The secret is all in the previous draws. Previous attracts have the ability to open the street of higher information. Furthermore, here is an important secret uncovered without precedent for history of lotto. The lotto numbers that were attracted two times or more the last 10-15 previous draws, progress increasingly more in front until the pattern of 30-40 draws is consumed. And afterward, a couple of numbers from the high level sections are halting to advance and different numbers start to push ahead. Be that as it may, at a given second, these a couple of numbers start again to proceed gradually, passing from one segment to another toward first section. This unusual development is truth be told an important pointer that these two numbers will be between those six winning numbers for the following draw.
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Lottery Outline: Does Lottery Procedure Truly Work?
This lottery outline will inspect the worth of lottery systems. Whether you consistently play lottery numbers or just fiddle with the odd ticket, unquestionably a decent lottery system would work on the game for you. The lottery, at the end of the day, is simply a game of possibility. Try to accurately choose which lottery numbers will be haphazardly chosen at the hour of the draw.
Numerous players have fostered a lottery framework or methodology for figuring out what those numbers will be. Some will utilize a lottery system that spotlights on attempting to overcome the tremendous chances and win the huge prize, or jackpot. Other lottery frameworks will emphasize making selections that may not be guaranteed to win enormous prizes, however will all the more reliably win something.
The lottery outline of procedures covers everything from the numerical to the metaphysical, the normal to the dark. Any lottery technique will fall into at least one of these three fundamental classes; the logical, the odd and the metaphysical.
The lottery synopsis of eccentric systems:
- Choosing numbers out of a cap. The hypothesis here is that pre-drawing the numbers out of a "cap" will copy what will occur in the following lottery draw. Hence you could effectively choose the winning numbers.
- Incredibly good karma. Simply pick your numbers indiscriminately or utilize a "speedy pick" choice at the lotto terminal and let good fortune do her thing.
- Reliably playing similar fortunate numbers. This lottery methodology depends on the conviction that the fortunate numbers should eventually be drawn.
- Never play similar numbers, yet consistently stir it up. This is a variation of the nothing but karma methodology except for includes record-keeping of numbers previously played.
- Asking your kids for numbers. The conviction here is that kids are fortunate (presumably because of their honesty) and can pick fortunate numbers that will win.
The lottery synopsis of enchanted methodologies:
- Utilize huge dates. This lottery system is approximately founded on numerology and the conviction that dates that are vital for you will have strong numbers contained in them. These dates might be birthday events for yourself or your friends and family, commemoration dates, and so on.
- Counsel a clairvoyant or crystal gazer. The conviction is that someone who can predict your future can help you in seeing your winning lottery numbers.
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I took a deep breath, and hesitated. No need to cough, no weird noise in my lungs - did my flu just spontaneously go away? I think my immune system is finally healing from long covid.
As I pondered this, my phone rang - it was my best friend. "Hey, remember that lotto ticket we bought the other day?" I didn't, but that's okay, my memory isn't the best. "You put it in your purse pocket? Pull it out - they just announced the numbers!" Sure enough, it was right where she said. I quickly looked up the numbers, and - oh my god. Oh my god. We - we hit the jackpot! Even split between us, that's more money than we could ever spend in our lives!
Too excited to speak, I opened tumblr to share the good news. The first post I saw was a news announcement from a reputable source: not only had a ceasefire been called in Palestine, but rumor had it that after almost a century of conflict, a workable solution to the overall situation had been found that both sides agreed to and that would protect all innocents living in the region.
A few posts down I found similar good news about Sudan, and then other world conflicts. Then a press release: Jeff Bezos had had a near-death experience that left him with a new outlook on life, and he's actively making access to clean water - at home and abroad, from Flint to Kibera - his new pet project.
More good news, big and small, one after another, enough to make me forget my own fortune. Transgender healthcare is now free and easily accessed, as is insulin and all life-saving treatment. There's a new, 100% effective treatment for Alzheimer's, and also all those shows we like are getting renewed for a new season. The police are being defunded and the funds reallocated to useful social services, the prison system is getting a complete overhaul with an eye towards restorative justice, a union just won a major lawsuit against Amazon that promises to be a precedent for more cases to come, and JK Rowling just suffered some hugely embarrassing public mishap that has even her staunchest former supporters making fun of her. College degrees are not only free but come with a cost of living stipend, climate change laws are being passed with some real teeth to them, and that game I've been looking forward to was finished ahead of schedule and is being released nearly a month early. Housing is now considered a right; it's easier than it's ever been to buy a home, initiatives are underway to house all unhoused people, and even renters now have more rights and freedom with the homes they live in. They found a cheap, easy to access, environmentally-safe alternative to gasoline that works with the car engines that already exist, and the gas station that runs our corner store is one of the first chains to switch over. I saw a post starting with "You will not BELIEVE what happened to Trump and DeSantis on the SAME DAY 🤣🤣🤣" There's a readmore, but only after the crab rave gif.
My astonished scrolling was interrupted by my phone chiming and a message from my kiddo popping up. "MOMMY! I GOT ALL MY MAKEUP WORK DONE JUST IN TIME AND NOW I HAVE ALL A's AND B's!!" I'm so proud of them. I knew they could do it. They'll do even better next year, once they have an official adhd diagnosis and meds - which they will, as a quick goodle search showed me that all the pediatric psychiatrists in our area are now covered by our insurance, open after hours and on weekends, and accepting new patients.
Just then my cat looked up at me from my lap. "Hey," she said in a clear, human-esque voice, sounding embarrassed. "Thanks for being patient with me all these years. I promise, from now on I'll only poop and pee in the litter box. And I'll even try to be nicer to my..." she grimaced and forced out the last word. "Brothers."
I smiled and skritched her ears. "Thank you. I'd appreciate that."
She stretched. "Since I'm being such a good kitty, do you think we could have rotisserie chicken for dinner? And maybe you could share some with the best kitty ever?"
"I think we could make that happen. As luck would have it," I answered, "I just came into some money."
“Please stop writing! The very next thing you write will actually happen!”
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