#fortunaverse

[hee-blee-art]

vocation cover mockups

[butchjesus]

cringefail lesbians

[hee-blee-art]

casual platonic heterosexual behaviour

[butchjesus]

you've heard of love languages (for friends / lovers / etc), now get ready for hate languages (for enemies):

words of denial / insult

distance

forcefields / armour / weapons (to keep from touching or to cause physical pain)

acts of disservice

stealing

[hee-blee-art]

I’ll scratch your back, you scratch mine...

[image ID: a digital illustration featuring glasses, a thin chinese-canadian man with short black hair, a sharp face, and round glasses in a grey buttoned shirt; and ocelot, a tall thin white norwegian man with shaggy brown hair and rounded cheekbones in a white t-shirt. both are covered in blood, cuts, and bruises, and are locked in an embrace as they each press the point of a knife to each other’s backs, glasses gripping ocelot’s shirt with this other hand and ocelot pulling glasses’ hair while he licks his neck. end ID]

[hee-blee-art]

poster / cover mockups for vocation issue 1, first blood

[image ID: several versions, crops, and combinations of two digital illustrations, arranged to make a poster design. the first illustration shows glasses (he/him), a thin chinese-canadian man with light skin, short black hair, a sharp face, several scars, and round glasses, positioned shirtless with his hands tied by a shirt above his head and his torso sectioned with dotted marker lines and x-marks, his nose bleeding and his face set in a scowl. the second shows ocelot, a tall thin white norwegian man with light skin, shaggy brown hair, rounded cheekbones, a scar on the right side of his face and left of his neck, and several tattoos, dressed in a white t-shirt, holding up his hands, which are dripping blood, with several red laser dots aimed at his chest and head, smiling and talking calmly. the poster design has the comic's title, "vocation," vertically down the middle, with each drawing on either side. the poster also has the tagline, "stick to your day job, no matter what." end ID]

[hee-blee-art]

assassin and mercenary with a completely unnecessary rivalry.

[image ID: three sketch pages in blue featuring glasses (he/him), a young thin chinese-canadian man with short dark hair, a slim sharp face, and round glasses; and ocelot (he/any), a young tall slim white norwegian man with messy short light hair with a light messy hair, rounded cheekbones, and a tattoo of a smiling sun on his right forearm. 

the first image shows glasses holding a pistol under ocelot’s chin as ocelot calmly asks “tough day at the office?” to which glasses angrily replies, “shut up.” ocelot is shown grabbing glasses from behind and pressing a knife to his throat, playfully saying, “guess who?” glasses grabs his hand and replies, “if you want to go home with both arms, back up and fuck off.” in the corner, ocelot is shown slumped over while a gloved hand pulling his head up by the hair, his nose and shirt bloody as he smiles, looks up, and says, “holding out on me, glass?” 

the second image shows glasses grabbing ocelot’s shirtfront to pull him down to eye level, their faces close as he angrily says “when this is over, I’m gonna kill you.” ocelot returns his gaze with a calmly furrowed brow and replies, “I’d like to see you try.” 

the third image shows hand grabbing glasses’ chin as ocelot says, “stop trying to look tough; it’s just you and me here.” glasses is shown pinning ocelot to the ground, saying, “why are you laughing?” to which ocelot replies, “I just didn’t believe you’d actually pin me.” glasses is shown sitting and dishevelled with a bloody nose, and the two of them are shown bound back to back by ropes to a wooden pole, with the following dialogue: ocelot: “looks like we’ll be here a while. want to play two truths and a lie?” glasses: “[yelling] come back and shoot me now, please!” ocelot: “oh c’mon, lighten up and enjoy the rope burn.” glasses: “ugh.” end ID]

[hee-blee-art]

some vocation test panels <3 sleepy idiots

[image ID: two versions of a two-panel comic page featuring glasses, a thin guy with light skin and messy dark hair cuddled up in a duvet in bed, and ocelot, a thin tattooed guy with light skin and light shaggy hair sprawled out on a couch. the first version is greyscale, and the second is monochrome pink. end ID]

[hee-blee-art]

oc phone doodles part 1

[image ID: four images of simple drawings. the first shows father eli, a thin priest with light hair, burying his face in the chest of keth, a tall muscular demon with striated skin and patches of fur. text below the drawing reads "[muffled screaming]." the second shows ocelot, a tall muscular man with tattoos and light shaggy hair, standing next to glasses, a short skinny man with short dark hair and round glasses, who is holding a sniper rifle. both of them are covered in blood and one of ocelot's hands is behind glasses with the label "hand on his ass" as glasses furrows his brown and blushes. ocelot smiles calmly. a screenshot of a textpost by angelhannah is above the drawing, reading, "Guy who's a shameless flirt and guy who's too autistic for this." the third shows xavier, a tall fat clown in a jester hood, wearing a t-shirt that reads, "I'm the dog they put with cheetahs to keep them from going crazy in captivity." clutching their arm is puck, a short thin clown with shaggy hair in short pigtails and a pleated shirt wearing a matching shirt that reads, "I'm the cheetah that is threatening to go crazy." puck is wide-eyed and there is a text label with an arrow pointing to him that reads, "thought too hard about a creepypasta." the fourth is a two panel comic that begins with a screenshot of a tweet by EmmaJanetPettit that reads, "Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page 'Sausage.'" the first panel shows ronin, a strong fat person with a spiky undercut sitting at a computer eating a sausage while looking at a picture of a sausage, expression neutral. the second panel shows gil, a soft-bodied guy with messy hair and square glasses, holding a cup of coffee and looking confused. end ID]

[butchjesus]

"is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)" my dick is a gun

[butchjesus]

ocelot sleeps like he's dead

[image ID: a digital sketch in blue of ocelot, a thin and muscular person with light skin, short shaggy hair, and tattoos, laying facedown in his underwear in a bed with his arms and legs akimbo. end ID]

[butchjesus]

but I made the death maze especially for you. I carved your name in the ancient rock at the center. and you STILL don't want to be boyfriends??

[butchjesus]

remy & zoe sibling moments

[butchjesus]

every time I draw these guys this is the go-to. it's their default state. they are the most homoerotic-lapel-grabbing duo of all time

[image ID: a digital line art drawing of glasses, a thin guy with light skin, short dark hair, and round glasses; and ocelot, a taller buff guy with light skin and light shaggy hair. glasses pins ocelot to a wall, speaking through gritted teeth, and ocelot smiles calmly at him. end ID]

[butchjesus]

canonizing that glass is a cozy bitch (not a surprise) and that oci just passes the fuck out in some lunatic position (also not a surprise)

[image ID: a work in progress two-panel comic page featuring glasses, a thin guy with light skin and messy dark hair cuddled up in a duvet in bed, and ocelot, a thin tattooed guy with light skin and light shaggy hair spawled out on a couch. end ID]

[butchjesus]

glasses: [pointing a gun] someone will die.

ocelot: [also pointing a gun] of fun!