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I FINALLY MANAGED TO MAKE IT
Also sorry, I had to make it because I found this part funny for some reason
#rtc musical#ride the cyclone#fornication under consent of the king#jane doe ride the cyclone#jane doe rtc#rtc jane doe#ride the cyclone musical#jane doe#gifs#happy birthday ricky potts!
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Does anyone know what this is?
I’m currently staying at someone else’s house (it’s a whole thing) and I’m so curious abt this
Edit: I FOUND OUT! Ty <3
#send help#please help#identify#Fornication Under Consent of the King#Micheal makes an appearance#ariana grande#25th annual putnam county spelling bee#i love play rehearsal#musicals#musical theatre#shawn mendes#one direction#1d
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Was someone going to tell me that fuck is an acronym or was I supposed to learn that from fucking Ride The Cyclone?
#ride the cyclone#fornication under consent of the king#rtc jane doe#penny lamb#ride the cyclone musical#rtc#noels lament
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Love how the saying “what the actual fuck” implies that the fuck we regularly use isn’t the real one. Along with there also being a genuine fuck which I’m not sure if that is separate from an actual fuck.
Maybe the tru fuck is “Fornication Under Consent of the King” and therefore we can alternatively say “What the 15th century sex” and get the same point across :)
#this has been a psa#know the difference#fuck#actual fuck#genuine fuck#fornication under consent of the king
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Never be afraid of something you can fornicate with.
#queer#lady dimitrescu is extremely hot#resident evil#nemesis#dracula#horror#carmilla#gothic#hornyposting#fornication#under consent of the king#vampires#vampire aesthetic
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I will never be able to get over goth jane doe lecturing you over the use of intellectual property over this song is awesome
It is so unbelievably cringe but I love every second of it.
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Who are you? Are you real?
I don't know..? Am I real..? Who are you...
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Been thinking about this all day
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WHAT IN THE FORNICATION IS GOING ON IN LIFE
courtesy of @pastelpopcorn
#🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 idk i cracked up reading the comment#i mean technically fuck was#Fornication Under the Consent of the King right#well thats a version I've read anyways
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just feels like another "fornication under consent of king" situation. lmfao.
From the US but i spell grey with an e because e just feels like a much greyer letter than a
#long post#for context#fornication under consent of king is a claim that the word 'fuck' derived from like. having to ask for permission to have kids or something#instead of the actual origin of the word#fukken (to copulate (and potentially to strike)). descendant of fukkona (to strike/copulate)
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unpopular opinion, fuck is a weak swear word, you all could do better
#Fornication under the consent of the king#Aka adultery#Lol im wheezing#All these years i thought it was non con gay sex#Or non con gay rape😆#I use worse swear words (or at least better ones)😆🤣😂#seriously hernias and strangulation is better#Was fornication with the kings consent the worst thing to happen at one point of time#I mean#There were wars! Famines! Diseases!#wth#Lemme go see what heck means#Im lolling
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Bet on it
Finn x F.Reader 5.3k words
Summary: A missed meeting, a drugstore bag with a fake pregnancy test, a forgetful Kenny Roper, and intimate knowledge about a bet made by the STU baseball team. What could go wrong?
Rating: Mature: drug use, drinking, future chapters will be 18+.
Warnings: Mentions of faking a pregnancy for a prank/ revenge. If this triggers you, please don't read!
Part Two
You had made it a point to never step foot in either of the South Texas University Baseball houses. For any reason, be it for work or, other recreational purposes. However, here you stand, hand seconds away from banging on the front door of the house.
The neighbors probably thought that you were yet another scorned lover, come to beg for yet another piece of the baseball boys. Yet that couldn't be any farther from the truth.
Taking a moment, you recall all the anger from early as you had sat in the library, waiting for Kenny Roper to show up. And he never did.
As the minutes turned into an hour, and your anger continued to grow with the passage of time, you became more and more sure that today was the day. You had been holding onto this little nugget of information for when one of them truly pissed you off, and you knew that the bunch of idiots, would in fact, do something dumb enough to warrant this.
Kenny Roper was just the poor soul that pushed you over the edge.
So you felt no remorse as you banged on the door, not hesitating to throw it open, as you knew the dumbasses never locked it. You bit your lip as some of the boys yelped, all turning to see who was storming in. As soon as you crossed the threshold, you were assaulted with the stench of stale beer, weed, burnt food and B.O.
Wrinkling your nose, you scanned the room, taking in about half the team lounged about the living room. And then you found Roper, tucked behind McReynolds. Looks like he wasn't so dumb after all, if he immediately knew that you were here for him.
Finn recovered first, "Well look who it is, I thought you had taken a solem vow to never step foot in this cursed house!"
"Shut the fuck up Finn!" You snapped, eyes never leaving Roper. "Roper, where the hell have you been?"
As Roper pales, the rest of them start snickering.
"Actually, I don't give a shit where you have been, 'cause I don't want to hear your dumbass excuse! Upstairs, now!" You barked, knowing it would be easier to compose yourself in front of Roper then it would be with half the team watching you. And lord knows you would need some composure for what you were about to pull off.
As Roper silently led you to his bedroom, passing a door with a sign that read, Fornication. Under. Consent. of King, you scoffed, rolling your eyes.
Behind you, the boys began to whoop, Plumber was even dumb enough to shout, "Get it Rope!"
At that, you whirled, ripping the sign off the door and chucking it at Plums head, promptly shutting him up.
As Roper closed the door behind him, you heard shuffling coming from downstairs, the boys being as subtle as a pack of elephants in their snooping.
"I cannot believe that you didn't fucking show up Roper!" You yelled at him, beginning to pace back and forth. "I literally rearranged my whole schedule for you, and you don't even have the gall to show up! This class is quite literally the only thing that is keeping your ass off the bench!" You're screeching now, knowing that you need to be loud enough for the entire house to hear.
"Listen, I'm sorry I didn't show, but practice ran late, and then coach wanted to talk to me after. By the time I finished at the field, I figured that..."
"You figured what?" You bit out. No need to fake your anger for this part. You knew that the baseball boys felt entitled due to the treatment they recieved from students and professors alike, but this was on another level.
"You just figured that since you were a little late it would be okay to make me sit for an hour waiting on you? That since your on the goddamned team I would do the entire thing for you? That I would bend over backwards for you, yet again!"
"Just calm down!" He tries to placate, rising up off of his bed, hands outstreched in front of him as if you're a wounded animal that he's trying not to scare. You can practically hear the collective intake of breath from his teammates.
You're not sure if even Brumley is dumb enough to tell a woman to calm down when she's this mad.
"Calm down, you want me to fucking calm down?" You hiss at him, tone dangerously low. The realization that he is well and truly fucked washes over him, his face going pale, limbs tensing. Now he's the one taking a step back as you advance on him. Eventually, his legs hit the bed, leaving him to fall back onto it.
"How in the ever loving fuck am I supposed to calm down when I am stuck with your dumbass for the considerable future. When you can't even show up for a meeting for a class that would keep you on the team. Now that I know for sure that I can't trust you as far as I can throw you!"
Throughout your little speech, you had been gripping the bag tightly, using it as an extension of your hand as you waved it around. Now, you brought it up to your chest as you lowered your voice, Ropers eyes squinting as he tried to figure out it's contents.
"How am I supposed to calm down, when I just took this!" And with that, you fling the bag towards him. He just barely manages to catch it, holding it slightly away from his body as if it was going to bite him.
Cautiously, he opened it, squinting as he reaches down to pull it out. It's barely out of the bag before it's being dropped on the floor as if it's poisionous.
"What the hell is that" Fear has edged into his voice as he finally looks at you.
"You know exactly what it is!" Crossing your arms, you glare at him, not giving him an inch.
"But it's not mine right?"
"Well do you see anyone else in here with us dipshit?" You spat, pinching the inside of your elbow, desperatly trying to keep the laughter that was clawing it's way up your throat down.
"But, we've never... we didn't... did we?" He's reached back down to tenatively pick up the pregnancy test. He looks at you, then back at the test, then back at you, then shakes his head, as if trying to wake himself from a dream.
"You're shitting me Roper. You mean, you don't even fucking remember sleeping with me?" Your voice is dangerously high at this point, and your hoping that it will pass as you trying not to cry instead of you trying not to laugh. In the other room, something crashed, and you heard the whisper yelling at whoever had knocked it over, but your eyes never left Roper.
“I can’t believe this!” You screeched, throwing your hands up into the air.
“How the hell am I supposed to trust you with a baby if you can’t even remember the simplest fucking thing like a meeting, or the night that you fucking impregnated me!”
And with that, you threw the door open, not at all surprised to see the guys strewn about the hallway, desperately trying to look as if they hadn't been eavesdropping, and failing miserably.
You rushed down the stairs and flew through the back door, barely holding yourself together. It was only once you were outside that you allowed the laughter to escape.
This was the part of the plan that had taken you the longest to decide on. You knew that the money would come out very quickly, but did you want to let Roper stew in what was surely a full on crisis?
As tempting as it was, you also didn't want the rumor that you were pregnant getting around, let alone with Kenny fucking Ropers baby.
So, as soon as you composed yourself, which took a couple minutes, as the look on Kenny Ropers face was not something that you would be forgetting any time soon, you let yourself back into the house, went to the fridge, pulled out a beer and popped the top of.
Unfortunalty, you wouldn't get the full amount today, as only half the team was here, but you had the time to collect, and a pocket full of blackmail material.
Reaching into your bag, you pulled your camera out, and began to head for the stairs.
Once you got within eye sight, you began taking pictures. Finn was collecting the money, McRenyolds was sitting next to Roper on the bed, who was still clutching the pregnancy test in his hand. Plum and Dale were both on the ground laughing, and Coma was pulling out his wallet and counting bills.
As Coma put the bills in Finns hand, Plum collected himself enough to pull himself up off the floor.
"I mean, really dude, how the fuck did you forget sleeping with her?"
"Yeah, especially with that much money on the line." Coma chimed in, reluctantly placing his bills in Finns hand.
"I mean,first of all, she's hot as fuck..."
You raise your camera again as you speak and began to snap away.
"Well thanks Plum!" You say, a grin spread wide across your face. Most of the heads in the room, except for Roper and Plum snap towards you, and you beam as you capture the pure fear and confusion as it flits across their faces.
Plum, bless his heart, just continues on. "I mean, you guys literally told me about this bet on the first day of practice!" And just as the guys begin to violently shush him, he connects the dots on his own, his head whipping towards you.
Once you get a picture of his face, you lower the camera, tucking it into your bag as you take another sip of your beer. They all watch as you walk across the room towards Finn, taking the money from his hand and putting the beer in it's place.
Once you make sure it's all there, you shove it into your bag, and take your beer back from Finn.
Brumley, the dumbass, is the first one to break the silence.
"I don't think your supposed to drink if your pregnant. It's bad for the baby!" He exclaimes, nodding at the beer in your hand.
Rolling your eyes, you look around the room. You can see it in there faces who has figured it out, Finn, Dale and McRenyolds being the only ones who have figured it out. The rest are still looking between you and Roper in confusion.
"I'm not pregnant dickheads!" You hiss. "I mean, you think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole? Not fucking likely!"
When you don't get a response from anyone, you take one last drink from your can before shoving it back into Finns hand.
"Well, this has been fun, Roper, I'll see you Friday for our presentation!" And with that, you head for the stairs, pausing to look back over your shoulder. "And I expect to see you with the rest of my money. I know the whole team was in on it!"
And you left as pandemonium broke out upstairs.
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They found you the next day in the dining hall at lunch. Heather, your roommate, had literally just walked out for her class, and you remained behind, having a few more minutes before you needed to leave for class.
Opening your book, you pulled out your pens as you lifted a fry off your plate, only to have your fry snatched from your hand as you watched someone else slide your book out from in front of you.
You looked up to see Finn munching on your fry as Dale closes your book. You smirk as Roper and McRenyolds pull out chairs in front of you, and flinch as the chair Nesbit is dragging over squeals on the tile floor.
They have you completely surrounded.
"Hello boys," You smirk, picking up another fry. "Come to give me the rest of my money?" Popping the rest of the fry into your mouth, you summon a smug smirk as you lord your win over the boys.
Finn chuckles as he throws his arm around the back of your chair.
"We'll give you the money."
'Perfect," You interrupt him, holding out your hand.
"If, you tell us who squealed to you about the bet." McRenyolds finishes for him as Finn high fiving you before reaching to steal yet another one of your fries.
"Nice try, a reporter never squeals on her sources!" Batting Dales hand away as he reaches for your plate.
"Come on, you owe me!" Roper states, leaning across the table to take your drink. You scrunch your nose as he puts it back down in front of you, and reach over the table push it back towards him.
"You can have it, I have no interest in catching whatever diseases you may carry!" Beside you, both Finn and Dale chuckle, and you lean back to cross your arms so that you can effectively death glare at Roper.
"And I owe you, owe you for what exactly?" You let all traces of humor drain from your tone.
"Umm, for yesterday?" Roper offers up weakly, well aware that he just fucked up.
"Oh, I owe you for completely rearranging my schedule to fit around yours, only for you to stand me up and leave me to do all the work on a project worth thirty percent of our grade. Oh, and lets not forget about the little bet that you started with the entire baseball team about who could sleep with me first. I owe you for that?"
"Well, I didn't fucking start it... W..." McRenyolds kicked him under the table, promptly shutting him up.
"What he means to say, is that he is truly and deeply sorry, that he regrets all of his actions. And that we would all truly appreciate it if you could, just this one time, fudge your morals a little bit, and tell us who ratted on us!" Finn proclaimed, as Roper nodded along with him.
"In fact, I think we all owe her an apology!" Finn stated, a grin stretching across his face.
"Y/n, I am very, very sorry about the bet! It was very wrong of us, and we will never do it again!"
"Your damn right you won't!" You mutter rolling your eyes at Finn. Dale and McRenyolds scoff at him, as Nesbit smothers "Asskisser" in a very fake cough.
“C’mon guys, you gotta be better then that, y’all gotta butter her up. Right now, she’s fifty bucks richer and still riding the high of Ropers embarrassment!” Finn chastises.
“She already took our money!” Dale whines. “C’mon, don’t you wanna be a good friend and tell us who squealed?”
You snort at this, throwing a fry from your plate at him. He catches it and winks as he throws it into his mouth.
"It's cute that you think we're friends!"
Now, Nes chimes in. “It was obviously someone who was least likely to win that squealed!”
“So, you!” Finn says, popping another fry into his mouth.
“Guys, it was probably someone who already graduated. Figured they would sabotage the bet because they didn’t win.” Roper adds, looking at you with suspicion.
“I mean, statistically speaking, I’m the one who would win.” Finn says, tightening his arm around you. “Right honeybunch!”
This sends the guys into an uproar so loud they don't notice your low hum.
“Why the fuck do you think you would win!”
“Bullshit”
“Shut the hell up Finn!”
“Tell him he’s wrong!”
You scoff. “As if I’d touch any of you with a 10 foot pole. I’m very content not having any STDs thank you very much!”
“I mean, look at the rest of the guys she slept with…” Finn starts, before your turning to look at him.
“Keeping tabs on me Finnegan?”
And he doesn’t even hesitate. “Course I am. Gotta see who floats your boat, so I can imitate them, and subsequently win the bet.”
Rolling your eyes, you shove him off you. “You’re all disgusting!”
And as the rest of the guys begin to protest, you snatch your book off of Dales lap, shoving it into your bag, and ignoring Finns eyes on you as you walk away.
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Your not even the least bit surprised when Finn finds you the next day, even though your tucked away in your little corner of the library.
“Ok, I know you’re the type of person who appreciates the whole, no bullshit thing,” which Finn and the team had learned the hard way when they had all attempted to flirt with you on your first team interview after a game last year.
Your response, listing off all of the simple mistakes they had made, and insinuating that they were all very, very small because of those dumbass mistakes.
That was the night the bet was born.
“So I’m just gonna come right out and say it. You’re a liar. A hypocrite, if the shoe fits.” You narrow your eyes as he finishes his statement with a flourish, bringing that stupid pipe to his lips. Leaning forward, you snatch it from his hands, throwing it down onto the table.
“You can’t smoke in the fucking library dipshit. And also, how dare you call me a liar. You don't know jack shit."
“But you don’t deny being one?” Finn was smart, you would give him that. It was a damn shame that he wasted it all on beer, baseball and pussy.
“And why would I lie Finn? Isn’t being with one of the baseball boys the goal? From what I’ve heard, I’m supposed to shout it from the rooftops, maybe even get it tattooed on my forehead. I slept with one of the baseball boys!”
“Don’t be ridiculous, that’s way too long to fit on your forehead. It would probably be better on your lower back, you know, like a tramp stamp!”He grins as he says it, leaning back into his chair, propping his feet up on the table, and crossing his arms behind his head. You try to ignore the way it makes his biceps look, and you definitely don’t notice the way it makes the veins on his forearms stand out.
“Did you come here for a reason Finn, or do you just find enjoyment in bugging me?" You snap at him, looking back down at your paper.
“Well, I clearly came for the pleasure of your company! And also, to… sate my curiosity, if you will.”
“Well, you asked your question, and I gave you an answer, now you can leave me alone so I can work on my paper!” It was a clear dismissal, but he didn’t move a fucking inch, continuing to stare. You kept your eyes on the paper, your hand moving to write down shitty sentences out of pure spite. You were definitely going to have to rewrite part of this paper.
“You know, I can go away real easy for the low price of just two words, a name is all it takes sweetheart!”
“I told you Finn, I have never slept with anyone on the baseball team, ever. Now leave me alone!”
“See sweetheart, the thing is I don’t believe you when you say that. You hesitated for too long yesterday, and quite frankly, we are all good looking guys. Well… most of us. And you cannot tell me that watching us play doesn’t get you all hot and bothered!”
“I have literally never been less turned on then I am when I am watching y’alls games.” You deadpanned. Which was a lie of course. He wasn’t wrong. The team had some very good looking guys, and those pants did wonders for their asses.
“Sweetheart, please, you can’t bullshit the bullshitter!” Rolling your eyes, you turn your attention back to your work, hoping that maybe if you stopped giving him your attention, then he would go away. He was silent for a few seconds, and out of the corner of your eye, you saw him stand, only for him to pull out the chair your bag was in, drop it to the floor, and seat himself.
“Look, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way…”
“Shut the fuck up Finn, we aren’t in one of your stupid spy thrillers!”
“Please!” He begs, so loud that a few other students turn to look your way. The attention doesn’t seem to phase Finn, although you should have known that it wouldn’t. If anything the new eyes just egg him on.
“Why do you even want to know so bad huh? The bets over, no one won, it doesn’t matter!” You spat.
A part of you debated on just telling him. He was as hard headed as you were, and the likelihood of him giving up was slim to none. There was always the option of just giving him the name of one of the seniors that had graduated, no harm no foul, but this was also Finn. If he found out that you had lied, then it was just going to make things worse.
You could revisit the idea of telling their coach. The probability of any of the players getting benched was slim to none, but you did have a little bit of pull, as you were the one writing half the articles the scouts were reading. You would never actually write untrue things about the guys and their game, for several reasons, but they didn’t need to know that.
You were jolted out of your thoughts by Finns snapping by your ears, flinching at the loud sound.
“How am I supposed to make my argument if you’re not even listening to me?” He pouted, leaning back in his seat once he was sure he had your attention.
“I don’t know Finn, maybe you could take the goddamned hint and leave me alone so I could get some work done?”
“I’m just saying, you had to find out from someone, and the team has been sworn to secrecy to never tell! The only thing I can think of was if someone was pussy..." He trailed off, remembering who he was talking too as he snapped his mouth shut.
“So you just wanna know who blabbed. This has nothing to do with me?” You innocently ask, batting your eyelids at him.
“Mm, exactly. See, you’re a smart girl, I knew you would…”
You lean forward, gesturing for him to come closer. Trailing your hand up his arm before cupping it around his ear as you leaned in to whisper a name.
"Walt Finnegan."
And that shuts him right up, allowing you to quickly shuffle your papers together and gather your bag, leaving a shocked Walt Finnegan left behind.
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After Finn found you that morning in the library, Dale cornered you as you were coming out of class, demanding to know who told you. Then it was McRenyolds, who had shoved a girl off of him, before marching up to you, spouting some bullshit about the sancitity of secret keeping on the team, and how, as captain, he needed to know and some other crap.
The next day, you saw Nez coming out of the cafeteria, and you had to put up with his badgering the entire fifteen minute walk to class. The class that you shared with Coma. And you might as well have skipped it, seeing as you spent the entirety of the fifty five minutes shoving the notes from him off of your desk.
After class, you met up with Heather on the green, practically collapsing onto the blanket she had laid out.
"Rough day?" She asked, a smirk fully gracing her face as she took in her misery.
"Their tenacity is surprising. They have been bugging me all day!" You whine. "It almost makes it not worth it. Almost!"
After you explain your day to her, the two of you lay on the green in silence for a few minutes, before she begins packing up. She still has one more class to attend before she's released for the weekend. Once you confirm your plans for later, she is off.
Flopping back down onto the blanket, you pull out your book, letting out a content sigh.
It’s the first time in days that you aren’t doing homework, or writing articles, or being assaulted by the entire baseball team, or stressing about all three. Your laid out in one of your favorite corners of the green, sun shining down on you as you open your book.
You get five minutes of peace and quiet before Finn sits down next to you, effectively ruining your alone time.
“No!” You shout, the frustration in your tone clear. “No, not right now Finn. This is the first time in days where I haven’t been busy. I've been alone for like, five freaking minutes and…”
"Well, I could give you some peace and quiet if you just tell me the truth!" He says, that signature shit eating smile of his firmly in place. When you stay quiet, he nods. "That's what I thought!"
And then he surprises you, shifting so his back is against the tree next to your blanket, and lifts your legs, pulling them onto his lap. Without another glance at you, he pulls out his own book before opening it to the dog eared page.
Quickly, you snatch your legs back, moving to nail him in the leg, but he's faster then you, wrapping your ankle in a steel grip.
"Ah ah ah, you want peace and quiet don't you?" Then he's gently placing your legs back in his lap.
You gape at him, not quite comprehending what was happening, or what angle he was trying to play. But his focus never strayed from the page.
Now you were torn, if you said something, he would probably start in on you, and you were too tired to really fight him on this today.
Maybe you should just leave it alone, and not look a gift horse in the mouth. You really didn’t want to get up and go inside, and if he was being quiet, then who were you to protest. It also didn’t hurt that he looked really, really good with his dumb fluffy hair and stupid tight shirt that strained across his biceps.
Your decision was made for you as his hand begins sliding up your calf, kneading at the muscles there. You're barely able to catch the moan that threatens to escape.
Suddenly, your assaulted with visions of running your hands through that hair, finding out if it was really as soft as it had always looked invaded your mind, nails raking down that toned back…
“I can feel your staring!” He teased, breaking you out of your trance, and made you snap your attention back down to your book in an attempt to hide the blush that heated your face.
And you tried to focus on your book, you really did. Finn didn’t seem to have any problems paying attention to his. At least, that’s what you told yourself in an attempt to explain why his hand was crawling up your leg. His fingers moving higher as the patterns he was tracing got larger.
Yes, that was it. He was just distracted, and he didn’t realize what he was doing. And he also didn’t realize that you were making absolutely no effort to stop him.
But when you looked up from your book, you found his eyes on yours, a smug smile plastered on his face as he trailed his fingers dangerously high on your inner thigh.
“So, we’ve slept together huh?”
You hum, refusing to break eye contact with him. “Shame you don’t remember, although, with your performance, I’m not surprised you blocked it out.” You had fully intended for the comment to be biting enough to get him to back off. However, your voice came out unexpectedly breathy, undercutting the snark of your words.
A smirk grows on his face as he shifts his weight, bringing his face closer to yours so that he’s whispering right in your ear, his fingers dangerously high close to where your thighs meet.
“I know that’s a lie sweets. You wanna know how I know it’s a lie?”
You know you should push him off you. Finn was a fuck boy, and more then that, right now he was motivated, not to sleep with you, but to get some answers. But instead, you found yourself nodding, the sensible part of your brain having left the second his fingers made contact with you.
“There’s a few reasons. One, you could quite literally cut the tension between us with a knife, but somehow, your managing to keep your hands off me, which means I’ve yet to work my magic on you!”
Your moving to swat Finn away, the moment ruined by the return of Walt FInnegan to his natural state, a cocky asshole. But one again, he's moving too fast for you to comprehend, swinging your legs off of his lap and leaning over so that he's hovering above you, faces inches away from the other.
“Besides sweets, if we fucked, there’s no way in hell I would forget that.”
And then he’s standing, brushing off his jeans and winking before walking away.
You sit in shock for a second, watching as he fades into the throngs of people milling about campus.
Finn won that round, you can admit to that. But there’s no way he’s winning the war. Gathering your things, you plot the entire way back to your room, practically throwing the door open, grinning manically when you see Heather beat you back.
“Get up! Change of plans, we’re going out tonight!”
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I still don't get why you won't just sleep with him!" Heather whines are she puts the finishing touches on your hair. With a flourish, she spins your around to the mirror, and you smile at what you see there.
"Thanks babe, your a godsend!" She just winks at you before moving to start on her own makeup.
Your original plan had been to stay in and do a movie night, but after Finns stunt earlier, you weren't content to let him have the upper hand for long.
So now, the two of you were getting ready for the Sound Machine, knowing that was the baseball boys party of choice when they weren't throwing their own or out of town.
And, to top it all off, James, a smarmy asshole from your English class had told you he would be there tonight. Which made him the perfect unknowing accomplice in your little game with Finn.
In the back of your head, you knew that you were walking a fine line, especially with Finn. When you had chosen to play that little prank with Roper, you severely underestimated the boys need to know who had told you.
And you never thought that Finn would take this much interest in getting to the bottom of it.
Although now, you were beginning to question if you would have done anything differently.
Your snapped out of your thoughts when Heather emerges from the bathroom, still ranting about the baseball boys.
"At this point Heath, it's a principle thing. I can't go sleeping with the athletes! I would lose all my credibility. Also, I have spent the last three years of my life insulting their very manhood. It would be hypocritical of me to fold now."
"And Walt Finnegan has spent the last three years panting after your ass babes!"
"Oh has he now, is this before or after he's stuck his tongue down three quarters of this school's female population?" You spit back at her.
Walt Finnegan didn't want you. He wanted to win the bet to rub it in his friends faces. He wanted you because he felt like you were unattainable.
And most importantly, he couldn't have wanted you that bad, because he had already had you, and he had forgotten about it.
#walt “finn” finnegan#Finn x reader#Walt Finnegan x reader#Walt “Finn” Finnegan x Reader#everybody wants some#Glen Powell#Glen Powell Universe#Glen Powell cinematic universe
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Bcac and gotraveltheworldluv are stalkers and so defensive if you doubt them. The shenanigans are getting too old and predictable. I’m not even a shipper and I think something is wrong.  it just doesn’t make sense. These fake dates are really strange. I mean it’s just not normal so it is questionable. The credibility is not there and these other bloggers are just a bunch of strange women.  I actually believe he has a relationship more with his costar then any of these fake dates it just seems so forced  and on public display. If it was real, why innuendos and why post it knowing fans will seek out? I’m not talking about relationships I mean seriously how can he have been with six women in two months and made sure that everybody knew about it. I’ve come to the conclusion he’s definitely hiding something, I’m not sure what. Even being married secretly I know you guys don’t think he’s gay, but I definitely don’t think that he is with all of these women that he claims to be.  I don’t think you’ve had any girlfriends.
Dear Hiding Something Anon,
BCAC, who? As for the other Pearl of Great Price, well... religious hypocrisy at its finest, really. I wonder what her congregation would think about her dirty, dirty little secret. Online stalking all those women, even those remotely purported to have breathed around S, surely won't get her extra brownie points, or whatever they are called, back in her red neck of the woods.
Funny you are not a shipper, but still found a way to ask yourself all the right questions. According to the Anti Gospel, you are just one step shy of apostasy 😱.
Gay, he is not. That is a lazy theory based on next to nothing, spare a questionable blogger's speculations (and the 'evidence' singlehandedly fabricated on Wikipedia, long debunked by me) and Data Lounge's almost desperate merry go round of three inconclusive pics and my dog's aunt recollections (Lola's aunt probably hails from Carmarthen and I think she has an excellent pedigree, but that's just about it). Whoever came up with this bullshit has no real knowledge of the gay world's dynamics, either and probably a very superficial, second hand exposure to it.
Speculating he fornicated with a half dozen of women in less than three months (and under public, even obsessed, scrutiny) is borderline demented. Sure, he does not need the consent of the King for such leisure activities, but come on: do they hear themselves? From me to you, Anon - I know still waters run deep, but he never stroke me as the randy devil type. I've seen way worse, including in my own backyard (and you'd give Someone your first born to babysit, without even blinking - such a mistake).
So yes, he does hide something. Once you enter this rabbit hole and provided you take a long, critical look around, you're bound to discover many interesting bits and bobs that add up and paint a credible theory.
What do I think he hides? A love story of our times, Anon. With slammed doors, pillow talk, terms of endearment and deep feelings. And yes, your assumption is correct.
And gee, thanks for your words, too. Much appreciated - why be a hypocrite?
I also strive to be informative, Anon. You can seat by my side, at the back of the bus. This is where the most fun is happening and we even have the finest Gunpowder tea, freshly brewed.
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Jane Doe did say fuck when you were complaining about the cussing
Fornication
Under
Consent of the
King
OH NO
Janeee
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fornication under consent of the king is a song???
technically yes, albeit a short one! It has its own track called Spooky Jane Fornication and in the score it’s song #11 😊
#musical#ride the cyclone#theatre#musicals#rtc#jane doe rtc#jane doe#jane doe ride the cyclone#ask me anything#ask
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who up fornication undering they consent of the king
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