#formula disturbing

[frankensteinsdeaddaughter]

I thought it would be fun to follow the formula1 Tag on tumblr...

WHY IS 50% FANFICTION???

I wanna know gossip and memes about pierre and yuki not Date au with Max

[f0point5]

My new biggest F1 ick is people “diagnosing” drivers.

You see ten minutes of these men in a highly unusual, pressurised, and inauthentic environment per week.

Stop “betting” that they have x disorder or y condition.

[f1zoom-froom]

We need to give KMag driver of the day because I have never seen anyone so entirely control the drive of everyone else behind him, and give his teammate a fantastic pit window to try and get back into points

[skitskatdacat63]

Stop flirting....

[lewishamiltonstuff]

He is the moment ✨

[myfeelisfunny]

okay, but why is he looking at the helmet like it's his child???

[never-looked-so-good]

📷 @/ch_leclerc16

[donewiththisshitplsstop]

No I'm sorry but Lewis saying his teammates have been stronger than MV's (literal facts) is apparently putting him in a 'bad light' but what about the guy who literally said ableist slurs and insinuated that Lewis' dad wasn't able to teach him like jos was able to teach and all that puts him in a good light?

[panevanbuckley]

sleepy baby 🥰

[j-ustkeepdriving]

The Merc drivers being in sync...

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔟𝔦𝔡 𝔄𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩 - 𝔇𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ℑ𝔫 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱 𝔖𝔩𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯

[romance-incubomp3]

ughh I’m only a couple episodes away from the undead wife vivisection episode in my shiki rewatch:(

[maxgovroom]

i don’t know i just think it’s kinda insane that pierre gasly(26) is dating a girl that literally turned 18 in 2021 like her post about finishing high school is still on her instagram account and everything does nobody see a problem with this????

[smalltowncryptidfucker]

I think we should have less stories about “local kid who gets routinely abused by their entire family/community all their life for being a little weird, earns the family/community’s respect after doing something world-changing,” and more stories about “local kid who gets routinely abused by their entire family/community for being a little weird, burns everything to the ground because people who abuse children for being different in a way that’s out of their control, should burn in hell, and kids who get treated like this deserve to go insane long enough to dish out justice.”

(Also I’m not going through anything rn, I’m very normal about this LMAO.)

[yamiiwaii]

ive been having a shit ass time so im coping by finding fucked up manga to read and/or intriguing enough bl to make me feel some semblance of an emotion that isnt sadness

[hedgehog-moss]

Last spring my neighbour asked if I could let Pirlouit mow the grass around his barn from time to time, which Pirou was happy to do at first but if I left him there several days in a row he got pretty sad about being alone (lots of wistful, melancholy braying). So this year when my donkey was hired for this job again, I went for a different formula: for the past few weeks I've been bringing all the animals to the neighbour's barn for an hour of landscaping services now and then at apéritif time.

The fence is extremely not Pampe-proof so I have to have my apéritif while sitting on the road in a strategic position from which I can toss a stick in her direction if she tries to escape, but other than that I've been really enjoying this peaceful evening ritual, just sitting there reading and watching the animals while feeling like I'm doing my neighbour a favour. Pirlouit doesn't get all the grass to himself anymore but I've learnt that he prefers to be rich in friends than in food.

You'll notice that Merricat is present in every photo, looking alert. She too has been hired, but for the thankless job of Thought Police. She may look like she's just napping on the warm asphalt with not a care in the world...

... but she is working! Keeping an eye on the llamas, always.

I've discovered that in a specific context my three cats can act as precogs and warn me of Pampe's future crimes. My theory is that they developed this skill because of Poldine, who loves cats. Any cat who enters the pasture will soon be noticed and (lovingly) chased by Poldine, who wants kisses. Cats not only do not want llama kisses, they don't differentiate between individual llamas. They are all potential kissers. So even if it looks like she's all relaxed, Merricat is constantly monitoring where the llamas are and what they seem to be planning. If we are on the other side of a fence and Pampe approaches it a bit too slyly, Merricat will jump to her feet, ready to flee (and I will toss one of my anti-Pampe sticks, and say NON.)

Merricat and I are a very good team! We've foiled several of Pampe's plots, but we need to be on the road for Merricat to remain wary (if we were in the pen Pampe's escape attempts would involve getting away from us and the cat wouldn't care.) Cars are rare so it's okay (plus it's so quiet you can always hear them coming), and on the few occasions when someone showed up and asked why I was having apéritif on the road, I pointed at Pampe and they were like, "Ah! Didn't see her here. Good luck!"

"Hedgehog-moss, you're exaggerating. Pampe can't be that—"

She is! She is. And she always seems to notice when Merricat is on a bathroom break and I'm absorbed in a book.

There was one evening though, when she got distracted by a fascinating new idea. I don't claim to know what's going on in this llama's head (except when she's looking at a fence, then it's easy) but as you can see, once I brought the animals to the barn Poldine started eating flowers, Pirlouit started eating grass, and Pampe started eating the wall.

After a moment she slowly circled the barn, then stopped and lay down right next to it, settling down in a comfortable position but with focused ears and her head still turned towards the wall. It was suspicious behaviour, but on the other hand she now looked so uninterested in the road that I decided to take a risk and run home to bring back some dinner—and she didn't move while I was away! I even brought Pandolf, who is usually banned from these soirées because he would disturb my Merricat alarm system. He was happy to be finally included.

It's unclear if Pampe was eating the wall, talking to the wall, or carefully examining various parts of the wall as Step 1 of 27 of a complex plan only she understands, but she stuck close to the barn all evening instead of lying in wait by the fence so I was able to have a picnic in the grass rather than on the road, which felt more bucolic. I know that "Pampérigouste has a new, mysterious project" is a worrying sentence but at this early stage (feasibility study) it felt to me and Merricat like a little holiday!