#foreplay to them idk 💀

[youremyheaven]

Astrology of Sex: 🥵🔥🍑🍒💦🍆

my asks have been looking thirsty lately and i thought😌its about time i made another post about sex lmfao. MINORS LOOK AWAY AND DNI. NSFW CONTENT BELOW.

We've already discussed a little bit about Yoni animals and sex but I wanted to discuss certain random observations I have made hehe.

Elephant yoni men?? they are THE most sensual lovers??

I think Elephant Yoni (be it Revati or Bharani) creates partners who are extremely sexually passionate. They live to please their partner. Just think about how protective and loving elephants are and now think about how aggressive they can be if they're mad. Elephant yoni men (in my experience 😜) have always been sensual but slightly aggressive but in a good way 😈😈

2. MOON DOMINANT MEN ARE FREAKY NASTY BITCHES, i said what i said

if you've never had sex with a lunar man, WHEWWW them dudes be FREAKZZ, they'll be doing acrobatics with you in bed 😭😭😭idk how to explain it but yk when you're having sex with someone for the first time and you're all polite and semi formal?? wellll lunar men are not gonna be like that. they'll get right to business and fck you like you owe them pu$$y

3. Purvashadha men are kind of sadistic

i mean Hitler had Purvashadha moon, so this is not entirely surprising but Venusian naks are all in some ways cruel and i'd say Purvashadha is the PEAK of this energy

they're selfish, they're extremely hard on themselves, they dont care about others, they're VERY self centred and yes, they fuck in a really brutal way. they'll literally fuck you like you're a whore. aftercare? never heard of her

4. Rat yoni men or men with a small yoni animal in general can fuck for hoursss and not get tired. im talking 4 rounds or 5 rounds

5. Rahuvian men 💀💀will bust in 5 seconds but they'll go crazy with foreplay tho 🥰

6. MARTIAN MEN GIRLLL, they're so rough and live up to all the stereotypes .. like you're NOT making love over here, you're getting FUCKED.

7. I feel like Lunar women are lowkey asexual ,, their sex drives are just ?? occasionally there but often not there. the type to have sex just to please their partner. THIS NEED NOT APPLY TO EVERYONE, PLS DONT COME FOR ME

8. Jupiter dominant men have crazy sexual appetite but either they have really high standards or they fck everything in sight (depends on how much they've emotionally evolved)

[idkimboredrnsodoomscroll]

Ok after rewatching the episode I have completely reconsidered.

I think they did the final kiss perfectly. Or as my mom beautifully put it “the kiss of death”. Her and Rio fighting has already been established as foreplay, to quote Kathryn it turns them on. You can hear what they are saying, they are fully flirting. “Power looks good on you” “everything looks good on me”.

I think Agatha going to kiss Rio was her saying she forgave Rio, maybe only a little. She at first said she wanted to die in a long long time and she didn’t want to see her face. She instead knowingly sacrificed herself while kissing Rio. Big change.

I think they kissed before, I think this was instead her way of telling Rio to take her. Like they’ve kissed before but this was her way of sacrificing herself.

Idk still processing, but I think I’m out of the anger stage of grief. I think I’m on to bargaining 💀💀💀

[squarebracketsmileyface]

hnnng i KNOW this won't be for a LOOOONG time yet, but i am so, SO stoked for Tim and Brian's first time bonkin' after thinking the other was dead for ten years, ESPECIALLY with them having been exes(?), so they know what the other likes/what they like to be called/where their favorite spots to be kissed are O_O also i'm kinda looking forward to the whole exploratory aspect now with Brian's injury and therefore hindered mobility (meaning they have to experiment to find positions/foreplay that works for them).

also, i'm curious; will we have a Brim-centric fic in the future (regardless of how distant) during/before the events of MH? my favorite parts of IIAB are the two of them pining for each other and doing a terrible job hiding it from the rest of the group <3

Oh god yeah I can't wait to write them getting back together after MH, it's gonna be so fucking fun, so cute and lovely and just AAAAA y'know? They're definitely technically exes after MH but not because they ever broke up, just because Brian was supposedly dead after uni, cos, y'know, Alex. I don't think they'd actually call each other exes, they just kinda lost touch, with both each other and with reality in Brian's case what with him becoming hoody for a whole lot of years.

It's gonna be SO fun writing them figuring each other out again, realising "hey this is the same" and "ooh that's different" and just figuring everything out, especially navigating Brian's disability and having a small child who has absolutely no qualms about barging into their room after bedtime 💀

They've got a lot to figure out, it's gonna be so cute

As for Brim-centric fics 👀

I currently have three planned, two with smut and one without.

The two with smut will be them back in Uni getting together for the first time at basically the exact same time Jay and Alex did (there's gonna be SO many parallels between uni Brim and uni Jaylex in that, both relationships starting in earnest at the same party, both are kept secret from the rest of their friends, but one relationship was healthy and the other was extremely not) and the one about them getting together again after MH is all over.

Then the one without smut isn't exactly brim centric as such, at least not romantically? Kinda?

It's about Tim getting out of the hospital at 16 and figuring out the whole 'being a normal teenager' thing, meeting Brian, becoming friends with him immediately, developing a crush on him and subsequently getting unhealthily attached to/obsessed with him to the point that he convinces himself Brian's a god on earth, so when he's struggling like hell with existing and coping with life, he ends up genuinely praying to him :D

I'm especially excited to write that one honestly lol 💀

Though I also have no idea if I'll be able to do it well. It's been like idk at least half a decade since I dealt with that specific type of religious whatever the fuck that is so I don't remember it super great, but I have dealt with the base of that religious whatever the fuck just without the "my crush is god made flesh!" part within the last year and a half so, fingers crossed I can put that chaos into words 😬

I'm gonna make Tim so mentally ill over his boy :]

[moonsapprentice]

i heard you were looking for something specific so uhm !! maybe tom nsfw alphabet? sorry i am in love with that man 😞

Sigh too real I’m afraid

⋆ ✶ ✷ 𝔗𝔬𝔪 𝔑𝔖𝔉𝔚 𝔞𝔩𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱 ✷ ✶ ⋆

Reader is left ambiguous!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Once Tom is done with you he’s very caring. He’s quite rough in the bedroom so he asks if you’re okay and gets you water and stuff. If you complain about him going too hard then he makes sure to be extra careful the next time.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Between the options of boobs, ass, or thighs he is 100% an ass/thighs kind of man. He likes to smack and squeeze

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

Tom prefers to cum on one of your body parts rather than inside you, preferably your ass/thighs or back. He just likes seeing it coat your skin. If you’re giving him a blowjob he loves to pull out as he’s cumming and cum on your tongue specifically

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He fucks you in his monster form. I mean COME ONNN. When in his monster form he’s way rougher than usual. Any form or romanticism is gone for the most part and he’s just rough as fuck. Once he’s done though he’ll make sure to kiss you and hold you, making sure you know how much you mean to him.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Had a bit of experience before you. He obviously isn’t some kind of sex god but he’s done it and thought about it a lot so he’s pretty good at it

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

If he’s dominant, he is obsessed with doggy. It’s either that or pinning you against the wall. If he’s submissive though he’s a sucker for cowgirl. He will melt into the mattress and pass away

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

During foreplay he might make a joke or two but after that my man is STONE COLD SERIOUS. he does NOT play 💀

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Probably either trimmed down or shaved. Idk I don’t like thinking about fictional men’s ball hair

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

He can get very romantic and sensual or very rough and hard. It depends on how he’s feeling and what kind of day he’s had

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

If you’re readily available then he’ll just go to you for help. However, if you’re away he’ll think about/text you. He’ll ask for a nude or something and go nuts.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I feel like I’ve written this ten times already but WTVR. He loves seeing all the marks he’s left on you. Bite marks, red spots in the shape of his hand from spanking, scratches. He loves the reminder that you and him are exclusive. He’d also dabble in tying you up if he’s really feeling freaky.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He loves doing it in random places. He prefers the bedroom or against a wall, but would try other places with some coaxing

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Lingerie. Specifically anything in a dark blue or black. Also, things with fishnets or sheer elements. When he’s a sub, he adores getting marked up with bites and hickeys.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don’t like putting much for this section bc I like leaving my headcannons up for interpretation, but he would NOT enjoy anything like piss or daddy kinks. He also hates it when you wear red lingerie for obvious reasons

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes giving and receiving oral as a pregame or an ender of sorts. Although, some days he really just needs head to decompress

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to go very rough but very slow. He likes to be able to drink in your noises and facial expressions and bask in all his emotions. By the end when he’s getting close though he gets very fast and rough. He loves seeing your legs a bit wobbly the next day

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickie champion 💪 as soon as you even hint to one he’s on board

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Very open to risks and experiments. He loves finding out new ways to bring you pleasure

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He’d probably go for at least two rounds, his max changes from day to day but if you want more he’ll use his mouth or his hands or some kind of toy until you’re satisfied

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Other than a vibrator or two he’s not very into toys. He prefers to make you feel good himself.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He might tease you a few times, but as stated earlier he’d be pretty serious during the act

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tom isn’t much of a moaner, but he groans and growls often. He also doesn’t get very loud. When he’s submissive, he can let out a few whines too.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Very rough, yet very romantic. He smacks, bites, and tugs very hard. But he’ll also make out with you sensually and run his hands down your body.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7.1 inches, pretty veiny and tilts slightly up. He’s slightly hairy. As for body type, tom is slightly taller than average and bulky. Not muscular but slightly chubby, and very strong.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Tom would want intercourse at least once or twice a week. Not sure what else to say, his drive can fluctuate but the most he could handle is maybe 4 times a week

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Once he’s sure you’re asleep and comfortable he is out like a LIGHT. dad snore and everything

[lipglossanon]

alrighty fools spooky season is upon us aka it’s too hot for fall but i’m saying it’s fall anyway season so that means more dark stepdaddy leon spooky smut lmao. okay, i said originally this man’s porn collection was the Saw franchise as a whole,,,,,,,, what if moms out of the picture it’s spooky time and he takes reader on a little vacation to “Not The Cabin from Cabin in the Woods but A Cabin in Similar Woods” for fall break and they’re out there and he’s just like mind in overdrive with ideas because if a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around, does it make a sound? 😉 so like things come to a head after just days of sucking and fucking and ya know, hand stuff and he’s finally like it’s the last few days we’re here, how about (tw; non con esque smutty smut- i know gina bit overboard 🤭) i drop you off in the woods, no clothes and just your collar (let’s say it’s a property he’s had and it’s literal acres, nobody is out there and he’s not leaving her out there for long, obvi) he’s “left” and you’re waiting for him when he sneaks up behind you and you jump, he tightens his arms around you and tells you to run so you do, not far 🤭 before he’s on top of you whispering to you that he wants you to fight him so you’re scratching and biting, telling him no, not to- that it hurts and he’s being too mean but he doesn’t give up and finally wrestles your legs open bruising them in the process when you kick him and instantly regret it because he takes off his belt and binds your wrists behind your back leaving to fight him off with your legs to no avail when he’s finally got you pinned under him he pulls out his dick, absolutely throbbing from how much he’s into this and you’re trying to not make it obvious you want this too but like,,,,, he knows 👀 he’s jacking off over you, kneeling on your thighs keeping you spread out on the ground degrading you before he comes on your stomach making you whine but he just leaves his dick out while he reaches for his knife and starts cutting his name into you, probably branding you too telling you how hard you make his dick when you beg. i’m going to assume he skull fucks you cause like,,,, you’re incapacitated and by that point you just want him to use you because it’s been hours and he still hasn’t stopped with the foreplay but he doesn’t. he takes you back to the cabin and feeds you before putting you to bed and when you wake up there’s a note telling you he’ll be back in a bit and to keep the door locked so you do just that not knowing he’s outside, he lets himself in quietly watching you take a shower and leaving things askew to make you uncomfortable which works because there’s no cell reception out there, oops 🤭 so you sit on the bed in a towel to try to figure out what to do when “someone” comes up behind you (i wanna say he’d get a scream mask or some shit let’s be real this man has his kinks and i feel like masks are one….. omg put him in a wolf mask for the red riding hood fic 🫣🤭) you’re pinned to the bed and he’s already discarded the towel and forced himself in you before he talks and you instantly settle but still give him the performance he wants throwing a fit that just “accidentally” makes him go deeper into you when he finally puts you on your back making you watch him fuck you in black jeans, black tank top (we all love his arms don’t lie 🤭), fingerless gloves and the scream mask???? maybe 🤭

- 💀

(okay todays note is about the red riding hood thing because 👀,,,,,,, idk if i’m the only one with a mask kink but like him in his brown jacket and all black with the gloves and a wolf mask chasing reader down and fucking her 👀 i’d die a happy death if he did that to me like eeeeeh it’s soooooooo close to werewolf leon too, like daddy leon the big bad wolf just wrestling reader to the ground and being even more rough with her because the costume is a good excuse to try new things like i can’t articulate how good that’d be 🥵)

💀 anon, you’re killing me 😩 (but please don’t stop sending in your big brained asks 😘 🤭)

And if I told you that I’ve been thinking of a scream inspired Leon fic?? 👀 👀 I just wanna get my other October fics setup before starting anything new 🤭

But the chase?? 🥵🥵 love that so so much

I def have werewolf Leon coming up next month (like legit monsterfucking is happening friend 🤣) not exactly a wolf mask though 🤭

(Sadly the only ghost face-esque pic I could find with Leon 👇)

[bisluthq]

I kinda think your anons are putting words in my mouth, because I never mentioned Joe or that she should think he's the best ever. I was talking about the way she talks about guys in general. I have no idea which one of them was better at sex, better at understanding her, better at giving gifts etc. Most likely different exes were better at different things, which was literally what I said. What Taylor tries to say is the opposite. The one guy she's with is always the best one at everything, which to me is dismissing the other guys and the good of their relationship as if they weren't good at anything, until suddenly this guy comes along and is like jack of all trades. Which I highly doubt it really is like that

but like I think my issue with your point is you’re treating her public statements/lyrics as conversations you’d only have with your closest friends? Like your complaint isn’t even that she’s fudging a bit (which she’s allowed to do barring a court deposition where that’s yk perjury) but that she’s not telling you stuff that like… we have no business knowing? Because we legit don’t know her?

as always, personal story time: I have stuff I enjoyed doing better with all of my exes, including short term things or situationships or complicated things, than I probably do with my current partner. Bookstore girl and I did this thing where we would find the worst smut we could find (it had to be formally published to count although once I found this thing online that had Santa cumming eggnog cum and that did count too because of the sheer creativity of eggnog cum and also I read it to her on Christmas bc ofc I did like I have many flaws but in the end I do deliver) and we’d do dramatic readings for each other. It was super fucking funny, we loved doing it, and it was actually kind of hot lol like we’d be laughing but we’d also act it out and shit if we were in the mood and we’d take turns being the boy and the girl or the Santa depending on the smut and idk it was a really fun thing that we did and I’d actually love to do that again lmao but no one else I’ve been with would be keen or be as good at it or find it as funny as we did and certainly wouldn’t use it as foreplay.

my longterm ex and I could talk about everything from the wankiest academic stuff - like we would talk Zizek and Proust and stuff - to the stupidest pop culture shit (I could tell her what’s happening online and she’d legit care and find it fun/funny in a way bookstore girl didn’t and my current bf doesn’t and we’re getting further into this in the story). We also had this game where we’d ask each other what we would be if we could be any other thing lol like “if you were a cooking utensil what would you be” and it’d be a whole long conversation and you had to have a reason that the other person agreed with. Idek why we started doing it but it was very fun and we’d do it in shops and at home and out and about like “if you were a menu item here what would you be” and you couldn’t choose like what you wanted to order, you had to explain why that represented you.

my current partner wouldn’t enjoy reading weird fucking smut with me because he would find it idk weird lol. He also, while being very clever and having an undergrad degree and reading a lot, probably doesn’t know Zizek (I’ve never asked but I’m taking an educated guess here because I live with the man) and he knows some Proust but only in the sense that one is supposed to know Proust. He also, despite legit working in entertainment and in his own way being a huge stan of a lot of things, doesn’t enjoy gossip or online nonsense. It doesn’t interest him. It just doesn’t. Also I tried playing the “what would you be” game with him and he didn’t understand and just picked his favorite things lol and that’s stupid and defies the point of the game. You can’t just be a lamb curry because you like lamb curry per the game, you have to be a lamb curry for a good reason 😂💀🤷🏻‍♀️

I can also very genuinely say I’ve never been in a happier relationship overall (in terms of support, in terms of sex, in terms of shared values, and actually in terms of shared interests because like I can go to y’all and discuss TEWU or DWD drama or Taylor Swift and I can talk to my one bestie who’s busy with his PhD in English Lit if I really wanna talk theory or High Lit™️). But yea yk what? It’d be fun if I could make a Baudrillard reference and he’d understand or if I made a spitgate joke and he laughed like yes that’d be cool.

I’m sharing this with y’all because I’m semi anon (obviously some of you know exactly who I am but overall) and I’m making a specific point here which is like… yes, I’ve never been happier. Yes, this relationship is better than my past ones (for now, and that doesn’t mean the others sucked but like this has a lot of great things). And also because he’s said he doesn’t like to read this blog. He’s welcome to and he knows the vibe but he says either it doesn’t interest him (the celeb stuff) or it feels invasive (the story times, and actually less about himself and more about when he can tell which friend I’m talking about and it’s before I told him about the story).

I wouldn’t sit down with strangers and say like “I really love the man I live with and share a house and a life and pets with but I wish he knew more academics and also liked celeb gossip more and I wish he was a bigger Taylor Swift fan” lol out of context. And I’d NEVER say to HIM like “darling you’re amazing and so supportive and kind and clever and interesting and passionate about your passions and great at sex and considerate and funny and we can actually communicate regarding important things to one another without wrapping it up in metaphors or sending each other quotes that resonate and hope the other person gets the message but I do wish you’d find smut funnier and you’d be more into celeb gossip and I find like even though quantity wise you read more than me per week like a lot of the shit you read is imo a bit stupid and I wish you’d have read Finnegans Wake unironically at some stage - or even ironically like I’ll take that.”

that’s not how people talk or think.

so I think firmly that you should be happier with your current partner than you were with your exes lol because like idk no amount of dramatic smut readings would make me go back to bookstore girl lol idk and my ex is on paper my soulmate but ffs she sucked balls for like half the relationship and even though we could discuss a lot of topics in great depth we could NEVER discuss Us™️ like at all so it was kind of like living with ChatGPT really if I think about it now and if ChatGPT kept spending my money and had a weird sleeping schedule so like frankly I genuinely am happier than I was. Not a lie.

and if I were Taylor I wouldn’t say “oh, I liked how Joe could actually give feedback on my lyrics sometimes” or “I loved Jake’s taste” or whatever because I’d… be focused on what I love about Travis like a normal fucking person who hasn’t had to do this thought experiment that I just did in order to prove a point. She’s literally just being normal about it.

[watermelonlovershigh]

Hey! Idk if you take requests or not, but can you write something about Harry eating the reader out and he cums while doing it. Sorry if that’s a weird request btw 💀

Harry Accidently Comes in His Underwear During Foreplay (SMUT) /blurb/

AN: i started this and the words just flowed right and i actually finished it today. so sorry to anyone who has sent requests lately and i haven't wrote for them yet. some requests are just easier than others.

This story contains: female receiving oral sex, male bed humping

{ boyfriend!harry - soft!harry - any Harry era }

word count: 724

Harry accidently comes in his underwear while eating you out.

It just sort of happened. Harry had been horny all day and didn't allow himself to touch his cock because he wanted to be full of as much cum as possible for you later that night. But once he had you laid upon the bed all naked, Harry realized he may have made a mistake. He was so hard and sensitive that the sight of your naked body alone had him praying he wouldn't come just yet.

Before the sex begun, Harry always loved to start out with a bit of foreplay. To get you nice and ready for his cock. You honestly loved that he was the type of guy to enjoy some foreplay and not just want to shove it right in. Made you feel more special and taken care of if you're telling the truth.

Harry crawled up on the bed, still in his boxers, and started the foreplay. He traveled kisses from your lips to your hips. Then he decided he couldn't wait any longer and he dug into his most favorite part of you, your pussy. With his wide tongue, Harry licked between your lips and got his first taste of your arousal. Just the taste of you on his tongue had his eyes rolling back.

Once his tongue was coated in your wetness, Harry brought it up to your needy clit and had begun flicking his tongue over and over again on the nerve. You tried to move your hips but Harry kept a tight hold on them with each of his hands.

He alternated between flicking, sucking, and nibbling on your clit and you were long gone in a state of sexual bliss. The more Harry ate you out though, the more turned on he got. He had a wet patch on his boxers from the oozing precum and felt each and every throb that soared through his shaft. Harry thought there wouldn't be any harm in a little dry humping while he focused on eating your cunt.

So Harry subtly started to grind his clothed cock into the mattress below him and after the first hump, let out a high pitched cry. It felt amazing and he couldn't stop himself from doing it over and over again. You didn't even notice Harry pleasuring himself. You were so zoned out due to his tongue stroking your clit that every sound around you was blocked out and your ears were ringing.

Then Harry froze all movements. He tried to stop it from happening but couldn't and he felt so embarrassed. Because eating your pussy is such a turn on for him, mixed with having already been turned all most of the day, and rubbing himself on the bed, ropes of cum spurted out his cock without warning and Harry's muscles locked up as his orgasm crashed down on his body unexpectedly.

You cried out from the lack of stimulation but when you heard Harry moan loudly below you, you sat up on your elbows and went wide eyed at the sight. His heavy breathing and screwed eyes. You knew he'd just came. All signs were pointing towards him in the midst of an orgasm.

When Harry finished blowing his load in his underwear, he hesitantly opened his eyes and looked forward at you. He noticed your stunned expression and said, "M' sorry. It.... it just sort of came out of me. I didn't think me grinding on the bed would make me come that fast. God, now I can't fuck you. I ruined the night."

You felt bad for him. You knew he didn't mean to come early. And you didn't want Harry to get upset for something that was an accident. So you told him, "Its okay, Harry. Just finish eating me out and we can get into the tub. Get you all cleaned up. Then you can fuck me first thing in the morning, promise."

Harry finished eating your pussy and you came hard. Then you both got up and ran a bath to share. He peeled his soiled boxers off and wiped most of the cum from his skin before he got into the tub with you. You relaxed for a bit and then washed each others body's. After that, you got out of the bathtub, dried off, and got into bed naked for sleep.

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[incorrectthots]

Ight head canons for the lovely @s-p-o-o-n-s bc he was nice enough to ask y'know idk I recently rewatched the matrix so here's this (and I'm running off the older ones, not the newer one bc I have issues with that movie)

Neo x smith

Fluff (I guess, throw a bunch of AUs in there)

• enemies to lovers, they love each other as much as they hate each other

•Cover this song(a little bit mine) by wwatt and love, me normally by will wood low-key remind me of them 💀

•Before Neo knew of the matrix he somewhat knew Smith, small human in counters at a semi fancy coffee shop

•one-sided I guess. Smith hates himself and doesn't think of being in love it's too humane for him, so he keeps to himself

•their connected (legit) so their soulmates basically

•when their being civil and not fighting, smith take neo out to a fancy diner and attempt to be polite while neo sit across from him with him with his legs crossed and a cigarette in between two fingers some what glaring at Smith

•smith is taller so when Neo goes to kiss him and tell him how much he hates him ( I'm joking) he has to stand on his toes

Nsfw (duh)

•hate fuck turned into feelings

•rough and full of emotion, leaves both of them remembering for days later, the dark circles of Neo's shoulders to the claw marks down smiths back

•Neo is the only person who can make smith feel human; the desire and lust that builds up when they get into a heated fight. Neo is the only person he'd run back to as well

•light bondage, hair pulling, choking and biting. They're not very vanilla but not too much

•fighting = foreplay (but not full fledged fighting lmao)

Ight, that's all for now folks, I'll write more in later I'm piss tired. Hope you liked (or didn't, whatever)

[rosesfox]

there’s a huge difference between rhys and nesta keeping that from feyre. rhysand is her husband who she sees daily and who she is supposed to trust most in the world, who told all her “friends” to keep that secret from her too. nesta is her estranged sisters who she’s barely spoken to in months. and if nesta didn’t care, by that logic, then no one cared that feyre was going to die? because none of the IC did shit to help with feyre’s problem or even seem like they cared, only rhys was worried.

nesta sucked cassian’s dick but feyre also sucked rhysand’s dick in the middle of a battle with people dying around them 💀 and then they proceeded to use locking nesta up as foreplay

that post was just dumb. putting all that blame on nesta instead of holding rhys and everyone else in the IC who are supposedly feyre’s friends accountable. they all fucked up equally in regards of keeping that secret.

yes, exactly, I don't think anyone there cared that Feyre was literally dying, and that's one of the reasons I hate acosf.

bro, Nesta is still Feyre's sister. she should at least worry about the fact that her sister is dying, as Feyre has always cared about her and (unfortunately) wouldn't let her die out of her own stupidity.

if she thought like you, she probably would have taken some action and talked to Feyre about it. after all, aren't you the ones who always say she doesn't care about Rhys?

so what if Feyre went to suck Rhys? she was in the middle of a war, being consumed by the fear of losing the one she loved. the difference between her and Nesta is that Feyre was fighting during the war, trying to save people, almost lost her husband and was worried. Nesta just didn't care about Feyre and didn't try to help, that's all, idk why you thought this would be a relevant argument lol

and I literally said that everyone was wrong, and that I just thought it was hypocritical for you to demonize Rhys and praise Nestha when she was just no better than him.

[maximotts]

All the ones that have the letter ‘e’ in them

You just couldn't pick like.. three huh? 💀 I didn't count the ones with the only 'e' being in "the" because that was so many and some of them I've answered already, but here are the ELEVEN QUESTIONS you asked me, ma'am

Under a cut because no one needs this long ass post on their dash

Nightmare on Elm Street: Are you into somnophilia?

Yes, very much so. I don't think I talk about it a lot, but yes

Poltergeist: What was the last sex toy you bought? The first? If you don’t own one and want to, what would you buy?

It has been like.. months, I had to go check lmao. It was this pretty pink and purple translucent dildo. The first one I ever bought was like, a shitty bullet vibrator from Spencers lmao

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Fishnets or thigh highs? On you or a partner?

I like either, but I prefer thigh highs! I wear them in fall/winter a lot just as part of my wardrobe, but I'll never say no to them on a partner bc soft 👌

Trick ‘R Treat: Do you like to roleplay in bed? What’s your favorite scene or character to act out?

Uhh.. I think it can be fun if done right, but I've only really done it once or twice. Again not something I'd say no to doing again, but it has to be proper and immersive otherwise I'll think it's cheesy and I'll laugh

Pet Semetary: Are you into pet play? Do you prefer being a kitten, puppy, or something else?

Noooo I am not

Carrie: What is your most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? Have you ever been caught?

One time my vibrators just kept dying one by one, back to back and I was so like??? Genuinely annoyed and embarrassed that I had to charge them all because I guess it was an especially horny week 💀

The Purge: Do you like foreplay? What is your favorite foreplay activity?

I love foreplay of any kind! Picking favorites is harddddd... uhh make outs are definitely in my top ranked, but so is any kind of toy use for edging purposes or just fun

Halloween: Are you into bodily fluids (ie. blood, scat, piss, etc.)? Which one(s)?

Nononono no I am not

Jennifer’s Body: Are you into pain play? To what extent? Giving, receiving, or both?

Yes, but only on the receiving end. I don't really want to hurt anyone myself. And nothing insane like I wouldn't want anyone to punch me, but open handed hits are all fair game

The Purge: Do you like wearing lingerie? What item of clothing turns you on the most to wear/have someone else wear?

I'm not a fan of wearing it, no. My body dysmorphia typically makes me feel disgusting whenever I have to see myself sooo I just avoid it. My partners can wear it and I love that though! Uhh.. clothing wise idk, we all know I love skirts

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Are you embarrassed by any kinks or fetishes you have? What are they?

I wouldn't say I'm really embarrassed by any? I guess there are things I don't talk about as freely because they're like, not as mainstream? Like mommy or lactation kinks? But even then I'm not embarrassed, just hesitant because I don't want anything I'm into to be subject to ridicule? Like, if someone isn't into a thing that I'm not, I just suppress it and never bring it up

[borathae]

Babyy , that Motel drabble I AM SCRREAAMING 🥵🥵💀💀💀🤪🤪 Ok ok ok so 2nd, you are a fucking master of sex scenes, my looorddd was it hot. And like I love the suspense, the lead to the scene, that talk they had, the tenderness. It was so hot, like I'm usually a big fan of foreplay, teasing and like heightening the level of sexual tension until it snaps. The fact that they are both in leather and tatted and pierced🥴🥴🥴. This whole sextape idea is just so fucking hot to me, the hotel, the neon lights, the leather, THEM🥵🥵 And I kinda immagine this tape being for OC👀👀 I know I would be soaked if I were her. Man your scenes are so creative and maasterful...I chuckled when Tae was like "I came prepared" and pulls out an array of toys sshhshshh like nooo he didn't think it would happen at all haha

I am kinda worried tough of the implications of Tae being in love with Koo, like I think this whole thing could confuse him a lot or maybe even hurt him and I know if I were Koo I'd be a bit like wow he really loves me and adores me. Like not saying yhat it's gonna blow up in their face but like it hold a certain weight. Idk, but in any case they are both so fucking hot, I am such a fan of mxmxf threesomes and this solo interaction just added a layer of whew to the whole realtiinship between the three of them.

HoC anon

FAJDFJADSJ THANK YOU OMFAMGMA 🥺����

I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED THE SCENE!!! Gosh I had such a good time writing it and hearing that you felt just as feral because of it makes me so happy hehe 🥺😏💗

Also I don't think anything would change, except that they feel even deeper connected now. Jungkook loves Tae a lot as well and he felt more moved than shocked or weird about Tae's confession. Those three in general already share so much love with each other, so a few love confessions just strengthen their connection hehe 😔💜