#ford you stupid fuck

[foolzpunch]

Can't let oomf know I heavily fw fiddauthor and not billford

[aria-greenhoodie]

You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

[justafriendofxanders]

thinking about how nate proposes to sophie using a fake name that they both know is fake because it's at that point that the name doesn't matter! deep in my heart sophie's real name is a macguffin that represents some ever-elusive "pure" sense of self that doesn't exist, and nate's quest for it mirrors sophie's existential crisis -- both of them think that they can find a "real" version of her underneath all the aliases, but it's not something that's out there, hidden and waiting to be found as much as it's just.... her. and when both of them accept that there's nothing more than just Her, that's when the name stops mattering! nate doesn't know her real name and never will because he doesn't need to! what always gets me about the nate x sophie relationship is that they're both so different and such imperfect people, but they ultimately accept and love that about each other (when he proposes, nate makes a little joke about stealing her an anniversary ring!). and i think knowing sophie's real name is about this promise of perfect union, of perfectly knowing another person, of knowing yourself in a way that's impossible. but their relationship is perfect BECAUSE it's imperfect, and when nate proposes with a fake name it's about loving the imperfect person behind all the different personas. he loves her whether or not he's calling her by her "real" name, whether or not there's some more "real" person to discover behind her many aliases, and in turn sophie learns to be loved by a name that's not her "real" one because she can trust that the person saying it still loves and accepts her as she is!!

[ghostlightfic]

@Odile: I can't stop drinking crude oil.

Odile: I understand. It's tantalizing. Addicting.

[Odile is run over with a Ford F-150.]

[simptasia]

[tswwwit]

I know Bill's the big bad demon everyone is afraid of and he will protect his husband at all costs (when no one's looking), but I think it's also worth mentioning that Dipper, even being the dorky, squishy human that he is, also cares about his dumb demon hubby and wants to keep him safe, even if it annoys Bill, and really, he doesn't need protecting the way Dipper does. He isn't going to puff out his chest and get in someone's face like some macho man, but I think Dipper knee-jerk reaction when Bill's in "danger" isn't to just shrug because he's an all-powerful demon who can handle it. If a blast that could level a whole town was aimed at Bill's head (for him, this just means a bad hair day and a new body), Dipper's immediate impulse is to push him out of the way or defend him against whatever wants to kill his familiar. Because he's not thinking "Bill could literally end this match in .3 seconds." He's thinking "if you touch even one hair on that asshole's head, I'm going to knock yours clean off your shoulders." I don't know what the point even is in this post, just that Dipper is this nerdy, unassuming guy who ends up being viciously protective under the right conditions. Like I think Dipper pulls off the bloody and vengeful look SO well that Bill immediately melts and just lets him handle the situation, even though it's not really Dipper's fight to begin with. He's beating the guy to a pulp with zero reserve, and Bill's off to the side swooning and twirling his hair over his man for getting his hands dirty for him.

It's true! While Bill's not the type to enjoy being underestimated, he has to admit! Seeing his adorable husband all riled up on his behalf is a hell of a sight.

The thing is, Dipper's a good guy! He can't help but put himself in danger over others. Even when all reason and logic say that Bill would be absolutely fine if he got his head exploded or a shiv in his kidney, Dipper's instinct is to fully and immediately get in the way of that. To, in fact, be protective.

Mostly this is only evident when Dipper has to stand up to Ford. Yes, yes, Bill's a vile horrible monstrosity, but he didn't do that particular thing you're accusing him of. Watching him stand up to his uncle is a particular treat!

For bigger threats, though - Well. Bill's gonna be absolutely fine, no matter what happens, thank you very much. But he's definitely not opposed to seeing some guy who was about to literally stab him in the back get a few of his teeth knocked out.

[imfluentinfangirlandgay]

Call me old school but "modern" cars are way too overkill.

My car (a used 2010 Honda accord) was totalled and I'm currently renting a 2018 Ford edge from my insurance company while I find a new vehicle.

Now driving this thing feels like driving a damn spaceship or the DeLorean from Back to the Future. There's just so many damn buttons, dials, lights, and just fluff in the dash and center console it's straight up hard to drive. On closer inspection, at least 5 buttons control the light above the driver and passenger's head.

Like what is all this??? Why do we need this many buttons???

And the stick for changing gears? It's that little dial in the second photo. You swivel it to change whether you're in park, reverse, drive, etc. I feel like it's gonna just randomly pop into a different gear while I'm driving!

And why the touch screen?? We don't need a massive ipad embedded in the console! Touch screens are not safe to drive with! I almost got in another accident trying to turn down the AC because I have no tactile feedback in the controls!

By old car was built like this:

Most of those buttons were for the radio. Dials for the AC and how to direct it, and those dials clicked when you moved them so you could tell how far they'd moved. The stick shift clunked when you moved it so you could tell how many times it had been moved and you felt it lock into place. Only a couple buttons on the steering wheel, three for cruise control, three for the audio system. And even this was the most buttons I had to learn ever! I'd argue some of the 'features' in that car were kinda useless and needless to have and just took up space!

Maybe I'm just crotchety and old (I'm 24 lol) but we don't need all this shit in cars! It's straight up distracting and unnecessary. It's a car. It gets you from point A to point B. I don't think you'd ever catch my driving a car any newer than like 2014.

[qqweebird]

mabel trusted stan… mabel STILL TRUSTED stan even though the entire day she was finding one piece of evidence after the other that stan was a liar and a fucking identity thief, had lied TO HER that morning, she still believed in him and trusted him over her own twin brother—and for stan, his entire life’s work for the past 30 years, his one chance to save his own twin brother, was riding on the faith of a 12 year old girl he had really only known for two months, a girl he knew was aware of his lies—and she still trusted him. she trusted him she still fucking trusted him because she loved him and knew that he would never want to hurt them. like idk imagine being a slimy old conman that nobody ever believed in and your whole world, the one good deed you’ve ever done right, is riding on the shoulders of a little girl’s trust in you. fucking

(^me practicing calming breathing exercises )

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

speaking of shifty heres a fun fact

ive never understood why so many people get angry about ford not caring for him

[gamemakerm]

Star Warses 4-6 are good because nobody gave a shit and could bully George Lucas into accidentally making a good movie

Star Warses 1-3 are bad because everyone thought George Lucas was a genius and didn't want to bully him

this is known as the Fucking Nerd Effect

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

oh my god thank you for those tags about wisdom tooth surgery! my wisdom teeth grew in sideways so I've been scared to get them out, and I thought it'd be crazy expensive since I'll probably need all 4 out plus they've ruined the teeth in front of them. knowing that I can ask about getting them done in a hospital because they're going to require pretty invasive surgery (since they won't grow in fully) and not have to pay for it is a godsend, thank you!

No problem! Just bears repeating that I'm in Ontario (I'd hate for u to have missed that part and get ur hopes up and then if ur not in Ontario u get disappointed) but yeah it's a neat little loophole!

Look into booking an appointment with an oral surgeon (I'm not sure if u need a referral, but if u do any dental clinic will give u one but you'll probably have to pay for that appointment and any x rays they take) and discuss your options with the surgeon!

**Obligatory disclaimer I'm not a dentist and I'm not super familiar with the process of having your wisdom teeth removed in a hospital since I'm just starting to look into it now for myself, so I could be and probably am missing key details about this whole exception process. Definitely don't take my word for gospel and do some research/talk with a dental surgeon!**

[love-fireflysong]

Been absolutely loving how Psychonauts 2 has been using figments occasionally in levels, so here’s some screenshots/otto shots I took of my absolute favourite and heartbreaking use of them yet!

[micamone]

robbie stacey valentino's only crimes were being a teenager, and being an antagonist in a story told from a sweaty childs point of view

[cutebatart]

Attempt at drawing again and then promptly gave up because my fucking hand feels weird and tingly for some STUPID and DUMB reason that is STUPID and DUMB

[badgirlcoven-official]

Someone is reblogging humanoid bill posts like 30 times each on my dash lord help me

[kumomist]

been in a dcu/white collar kick lately so im rewatching wc and. i remember why i dropped this but also im seeing a lot more of the gay now