#for your household plumbing and appliance specters

[stevviefox]

This post is fucking glorious!!!

i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities 

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#why can i see this in my head and why is it adorable#but actually this would wreck absolute havoc with general housekeeping and i am ALL for that#i mean just think about the implications#imagine if the Household In Question qualified as a Historically Significant Building#imagine you fill out the Historical Preservation Society Forms with the hope of getting a plaque#but instead a government minion shows up at your doorstep with a Recommended Care and Keeping Guide#for your household plumbing and appliance specters#i think that would be pretty awesome actually. i hope they have a powerful union#...i mean just imagine#factory owner won't pay their employees a living wage?#ok it's whatever. just keep in mind the Monster Under Your Bed is anti-scab and HUNGRY#...i genuinely want an anthology of rewritten fairy tales but it's from the pov of 'fairy tale villains consume the corpses of the rich'#instant new york times bestseller honestly offended this hasn't happened yet

i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities