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arcia-lorelai-lapis · 8 months ago
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Brief pause from the nonsense to bring you:
String instrument player sterotypes
(By a double bass player)
First Violins: tiny group. Eeny weeny. There are five of you and none of you know each other. You also never dress alike, all these bitches going to different venues
Second Violins: you were forced into orchestra. Don't lie to me. Unless you are in the first row of chairs you do not want to be here. You're also the bulk of the violin section.
Violas: you want to be here slightly more than the seconds. But also you are so fee in number and nobody can hear you, and you are small and want to go home and sleep. Power through, violas, sometimes you're our last hope.
Cellos: you are the most annoying mf ever or you simply do not exist half the time. It's either yap central population you or you stand there for five minutes not getting noticed. You also have the biggest capacity for a-holes. Good luck.
Basses: we are planning your demise. At least one in the group is a relentless bully and only sometimes is it funny. All of you are busy at different times, usually for vastly different reasons. You also do genuinely probably plot murders with the others. Be wary.
Harps: you do not exist. I have seen literally one of you. Where the hell do you all go?
Piano: you either really like music, you took the class for the hell of it, or your parents wanted you to do an instrument. Also you never play with the orchestra and instead waste your talents on choir.
And that's all, folks!
(And that's all, folks!)
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mintybagels · 3 months ago
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just another goddamn mystery
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flipflopmaster · 3 months ago
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Situationship went a lil bit too far
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plutoons · 7 months ago
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@cosmicccowboy0 i think ur sam n max florist/tattoo artist is cool and rlly cutee so i doodled them
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wyervan · 1 day ago
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draw messy pissed sun in magma ✅
give him wibbly wobbly background ✅
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beastlyidiocy · 2 months ago
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i love you people of yharnam 🥺 I really do
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anamdreams69 · 1 month ago
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Grown up Frisk!! (will do for Chara and maybe azzy too later)
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99-devilz · 10 months ago
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my friend called v1 lame so i made this in response. blood thirsty war robot cries like booboo idiot and is dangled like sobbing wet pathetic creature
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soggedupfrog · 2 months ago
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Vriska comm 😋
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retrogamingblog2 · 1 year ago
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legolambi · 4 months ago
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she was probably wearing something normal in 4.04 but i like to imagine antigone in like, the atonement dress
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sunfyredefender77 · 7 months ago
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SCREAMING
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delaneytalks-tostatues · 4 months ago
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in the pifflinged vale. straight up "getting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Thebodyinthecoffinintheground on time.
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yolas0 · 9 months ago
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wrenkos · 2 years ago
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buying gifts for the armed detective agency!
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glennquackmire · 6 months ago
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Pov ur Mr syme
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I have so many of these stupid things
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