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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 15 days ago

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hey wait so

im actually genuinely annoyed by this ratio

*coughs discreetly into my fist* hey um. Seeri

pirated angel knockoff on my shoulder: at this point it is surely an offense to eve—

AI generated devil balancing precariously above my clavicle: have you seriously not learned to disable this dumb slut. i gave u instructions. literally just go to Settings → and fuck around. when you're hungry, Arby's provides an amazing Buy One Get One

#even a little? u couldn't be even a LITTLE CONCERNED I WAS TAKEN OVER BY A HIVEMIND?#i know im negligible but to THAT EXTENT?#STATISTICALLY????#i need to fucken. sit down what the hell #you people you'd suck the petty air from a dead man's lungs #im in distress #deary goodness me i genuinely and truly hope this post does not encourage or in any way lead anyone to eat arby's #i chose a random not-entirely-national chain for the humor of it #for the HUMOR. IRONICALLY. this was never meant to encourage people to ACTUALLY eat arby's #u think i'm still being ironic but genuinely this is important to me. why is this important to me.#fast food isn't even cheap anymore please please PLEASE explore locally owned food places instead of chains #this is causing me actual distress. possibly i actually DO need some sleep #........................................................#...........#.............(but also u need to stop eating at chain restaurants OKAY GOOD NIGHT!!!!!#)

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