#for someone whos obsessed with red hair pirates it is kinda funny how my only oc x canon pairing is with fuckin. cabaji

[snowiet]

soggy losers

[waytoomuchfanfiction]

Mother Mother Ocean(I have heard you call)

Author: WhirlyBird70

Fandom: One Piece

Details: 39k | T | Complete | Secondary Romantic Relationships (Makino xOcean)

Primary Tags/Warnings: Canon Divergence | Abandonment | Hurt/Comfort | Devils | Childhood fic | Growing Up | Higher Beings/ Spirituality | Introspection | All the Plot

Summary: “What do you mean I didn’t fight five sea kings with only a dagger? I did!” The red-haired pirate asked incredulously.

“Benn shot half of them because you were drunk.”

“What? How do you know that! Benn, you swore to secrecy!”

“I didn’t tell him Captain.”

“Luffy who told you that?” Luffy points to the shore. “She did.” The Ocean’s voice snickers and Luffy mirrors it as the Captain looks between the waters lapping playfully at the shore and the kid with the grin like his captain. It’s a funny look, the kind men get when they see a tsunami bearing down on their head with no hope of escape. The face goes pale and the eyes go wide, and nothing save for the ocean has quite managed to produce this look. The Ocean is most definitely pleased with her child.

“Oh hell.” The sailor swears, and she nods her head in agreement. Oh Hell indeed– but he will bring that and more.--

Or: There's a devil in Luffy's chest, the Ocean is the Voice of All Things, and Makino balances running a bar and falling in love with the Ocean herself.

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Readers Overall: Yeah I know, you’re looking at that MakinoxOcean tag and saying “wtf does that even mean?”. It’s weird ya’ll, also, not even the point of this story. It’s super secondary. The point is that this story is fucken BREATHTAKING as a piece of literature. Don’t read it for romance, read it to experience it.

Readers tbh:

Where do I even start? I went into this story kinda reluctant but you know, I’m down for most things as long as its well written and this, guys THIS is so fantastically well written that I don’t even care that there isn’t any romance it is just SPECTACULAR. As someone who spends a lot of time evaluating stories and literature this blew my mind. I love it. Its such a great concept and plot, and the characters are super well written and deep. Luffy growing up in all his charming Kid Luffy glory but so much deeper.

 This fic made me love Makino. I never paid attention to her before and now? Love her, she amazing. All good thigns for that lady.

This story IS kinda weird, and you really gotta go into with an open mind. Like, the author basically rewrites the one piece universe and adds to it. Considering its not a super long fic I’m proud they managed to do it so well. Basically, if you’re a story obsessed idiot like I am, read this. 

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Time Twin Headcanons!

I wasn’t going to do this, but I kinda had to. Oh well! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Anyway, here are some dumb headcanons about Acronix and Krux. Though, admittedly, mostly Acronix. :3 There are a lot of them because I obsess over these dorks (also I’ve been working on this list since early April. I waited for the season to air in the US so most of the fandom would see it before I released this into the wild :B). There are some slight spoilers for anyone who hasn’t seen season 7 yet. (Seriously, though, if you’ve seen the first two episodes, you should be fine.)

-While Acronix adores technology in general, there are three items he treasures above all else: his BorgWatch, BorgPad, and, the jewel of his collection, his BorgPod. 

-Acronix absolutely LOVES music. He’ll listen to practically anything, but his favourites include metal of pretty much any kind, like nu, pirate, and especially anything that could be classified as hair/glam metal. Dubstep also ranks high on his list, because it sounds like someone fiddling with time while playing music.

-If he ever, somehow, gets his powers back, Acronix totally plans to learn how to play drums and join a speed metal band. :P

-Acronix’s favourite Stratovarius song is The Hands of Time, though he is a little disappointed that it’s not about him and his brother.

-Acronix also secretly loves Yanni, but he absolutely won’t admit it to ANYONE. (Or the fact that his most favourite song ever is Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.) :3

-Acronix can sing. Like, really well. And he loves karaoke. He’ll drag Krux out to sing all the time, and Krux hates it. He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket. But he loves his brother, so he’ll humour him.

-Krux dislikes music in general. It all sounds like discordant noise to him. He suffers from Amusia. (He’s tone deaf.)

-Krux is actually secretly upset that he can’t appreciate his brother’s singing talent.

-As it turns out, Acronix got the BorgPod specifically so he wouldn’t aggravate his brother’s condition on a regular basis whenever he wants to listen to music.

-Acronix is a cheap drunk. Get a couple shots into him and he’s totally wasted. Meanwhile, Krux will drink you under the table.

-Also? Acronix is the most maudlin drunk ever. Seriously, even if he doesn’t have a care in the world beforehand, once he’s soused, he’ll be bawling like a child with a skinned knee and belting out Komm, süsser Tod at the top of his lungs.

-Acronix will deny that he listens to country music, but when he’s drunk, he will go into a litany of sad country songs. Stuff like Feed Jake, Little Rock, There Is No Arizona, I’m Gonna Drive You Out Of My Mind, pretty much everything from Reba’s For My Broken Heart album... 

-Acronix is a total memelord.

-When Krux needs to calm down and/or relax, he’ll go fishing. Acronix finds it stupid and boring. Meanwhile, when Acronix needs to chill out, he’ll go hide somewhere quiet with his BorgPad and play Quell. He has all four. (And he WILL collect all the clocks in Quell: Memento, you just watch!)

-Acronix is Team Instinct on Pokemon GO.

-Both twins go nuts over fob watches. (For Acronix, the geekier the better.)

-Acronix prefers cats, while Krux is a dog person.

-Acronix won’t admit it, but he relies a lot on his brother for, well, everything. Now that Krux is so much older than him, he’s secretly terrified of what’s going to happen when Krux almost inevitably predeceases him. He has no idea how he’s going to get by without him. This worry is why he tends to be short-tempered lately. (Well, that and the fact that being defeated and stripped of their powers is still a fresh wound for him...)

-Also, Acronix is actually desperately lonely. He has no friends and can no longer really relate to his brother. He tries to fill the void with social media, but it only helps a little.

-Acronix has never killed anyone, not even during the Serpentine War. He sometimes boasts that if he did, it wouldn’t affect him at all. (It totally would, though.) Krux, on the other hand, HAS killed someone, and it messed him up but good. (Acronix has no idea, and no one is ever finding that body...) Krux does his best to keep his brother from following in his footsteps because he doesn’t want him going through what he did, regardless of the reasons.

-Acronix’s blog is nothing but memes and shitposts. Unbeknownst to either, Jay is one of his followers. Also, he found Kai’s Chirp profile and trolls him mercilessly. Whenever Kai blocks him, he just makes a new account and starts over. (Even Krux will admit that the trolling is kinda funny.)

-Also on the topic of Acronix’s blog, he keeps a side blog where he posts all the pictures he takes with his BorgPad. They’re actually quite artistic, for the most part.

-Acronix is a worse cook than Cole. For example, Cole's cooking can actually be called edible, and it usually doesn’t explode. Acronix will readily admit that the things he makes are unfit for human consumption. He shouldn’t be let within five miles of a kitchen. He’d starve if Krux weren’t around to feed him.

-On that note, Krux is an excellent cook. Acronix’s favourite thing in the whole world is his brother’s sushi. (As illustrated here by my friend Blysk!)

-Krux’s pickled beetroot tea may very well be the finest in all of Ninjago, but Acronix still doesn’t like it very much. His brother makes him drink it often, though. (Possibly in retaliation for dragging him to karaoke all the time. :3) (ShinyShiny9 and I are jointly responsible for this one.)

-Acronix wasn’t always the competent, confident fighter he is today. When he was a child, he was actually a shy, anxious, socially awkward momma’s boy. Krux honestly hasn’t changed all that much since childhood.

-Acronix has a massive sweet tooth. (Seriously, hide your candy, Lloyd. :3) Krux prefers foods that are either spicy, bitter or sour.

-There is one technological advancement from the past 40 years which both twins can agree upon was a good thing: indoor plumbing.

-On that note, one of the first things Acronix did after being introduced to it was take a nice long, hot shower and wash his hair with modern shampoo and conditioner. He was thrilled with the results. (He is very proud of his hair. He styles it himself.)

-Acronix was one of those kids who used to spin around in circles until he got so dizzy he either fell over or threw up. (Sometimes both.) :P

-Whenever Acronix made himself puke, Krux would take the chance to dump a bucket of (preferably ice cold) water on his brother’s head. His excuse was that he was helping him clean up, but in fact, he just thought his brother was an idiot and deserved what he got.

-Acronix’s love for future technology also includes swivel chairs... :B

-Acronix has a large scar on his left side, from an incident during the Serpentine War. He refuses to be specific about how he got it. Even Krux doesn’t know the whole story.

-Krux doesn’t get sick very often. In the 40 years he spent waiting for Acronix to show up, he might have been ill three times. Acronix, on the other hand, has a miserable time during cold and flu season.

-Both twins can sew. (Acronix sometimes does embroidery when Krux isn’t looking... :B)

-Both twins are ambidextrous, though Acronix tends to favour his left hand and Krux his right.

-And now for something completely different! When it comes to Vermillion, the colour of the snakes decides how venomous they are. The orange and brown Vermillion aren’t all that deadly, but their bite can still make you very sick. The red ones are deadly poisonous, and a bite from one can kill you in less than half an hour.

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Is your window in your room open? yes. Do you like blue cheese? not at all. i’ll always have some but then i’ll be reminded of how much i hate it. Have you ever smoked? yes. Do you own a gun? no.

Do you like the American or British way of spelling words? british because that’s what we were taught.

Do you get nervous before going to a doctors appointment? no unless i feel like it’s something serious. What do you think of hot dogs? they used to be my favourite food lmao. Favorite Christmas movie? elf. What do you prefer to drink in the morning or nothing? a huge glass of cold water. Do you hate celebrities with big boobs and have had plastic surgery? no lol, i couldn’t care less, it’s their body. Do you have a favorite piece of jewelry? not really tbh. Favorite hobby? eating out. What’s the one thing you hate about yourself? my laziness. Current worry? what my future will bring. Do you own slippers? yes. Would you ever want to be a pirate? no. Where would you like to go? japan and the bahamas. and then i’m officially done with traveling. What type of songs do you sing in the shower? none. If you could make everything on earth one color, what would you choose? i wouldn’t. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? i never have. maybe i should try it haha. How do you bring in the new year? usually parties. Favorite place to be? on vacation. Would you rather live in 1980 or 2080? 2080. but at my age now. Favorite color? pink and turquoise. What color of shirt are you wearing? white. What’s the last thing that made you laugh? the bachelorette haha. What artist to do you find yourself singing a lot of? the weeknd. Can you whistle? yes. Where do you wish you were right now? overseas. When you were younger, did you ever have cartoon sheets? i only remember having mickey mouse ones. What’s in your pocket right now? no pockets. Do you love where you live? i don’t love it. but i don’t hate it. Why does everybody seek popularity? What’s wrong with being original? i think it’s the opposite now. people are trying too hard to be original. Do you prefer hearing the blunt truth, or do you like sugarcoating? blunt. Do you care what strangers think about you? nah. Are you a girl that just wants to have fun? umm i guess but i don’t go out of my way to seek it. Are you a perfectionist, or only human, born to make mistakes? only human. Do you use any acne medication? no. but i have been getting random pimples lately. Do you know when it’s just a little crush vs. true love? now i do. Have you picked out flower petals, saying, ‘He loves me, he loves me not? haha yes. Are you a small town girl, or from the big city? neither. i’m from the burbs. Do you ever look in the mirror and are surprised by how good you look? haha very rarely but it’s happened. Do you ever look in the mirror and feel revolted? oh yeah. Do you have a hard time talking to people? not really unless they’re just not that social. Is anybody in your family schizophrenic? If so, what is their life like? no. What’s something somebody can do to make you hate them instantly? be rude to people they don’t know. Do you like it when you find yourself in a conflict? i don’t like it lol. Are you emotional or very stoic? in between. How late do you go to bed during summer nights? it depends what i do at night. Why do girls like six-packs? What’s wrong with a soft pillowy tummy? not all girls like six packs, let’s be real. Are you feminine, masculine, or quite androgynous? fem. What’s the first red object you see in the room? lipstick. Is sex different than making love? hell yeah. This time last year, what was happening in your life? nothing really. Did you/will you have coffee or some other form of caffeine today? i’ve had pepsi. Who did you last have a text conversation with and what was it about? my boyfriend, just about how we’re both having boring nights. Are there regular trains in and out of your town/city? yes. Do you bathe your pets regularly? my mum bathes him regularly. Do you have a mailbox or do you collect your mail from the post office? mailbox. What was the last animal you saw, and was it a pet? yeah my dog. Have you ever had an ear infection? yes. If you could watch any TV series right now, what would it be? idk. something new, funny and 20 mins long. i can’t seem to concentrate with 40 min eps nowadays. Would you have any clue when your best friend last got their hair cut? yes. two weeks ago? Someone messages you just as you’re about to go to sleep. Do you reply? depends who it is. Do you grind your teeth, and if so, why do you do it? i’ve noticed i’ve been doing it recently i have no idea why. Have you ever been hospitalized due to dehydration? no. Is there anything you need to remember to do before the day ends? no. When you listen to music with headphones, do you keep the volume low enough to hear surrounding noise faintly, or do you blast it? if i’m at home i’ll blast it. in public i need to hear surrounding noises. What’s your favorite online radio site? um, pandora until it was removed in australia :( so spotify now. Do your parents have any authority over who you date? no. How many different shades of nail polish do you have? a ton, i have two proper shelves of them. What did you have for breakfast this morning? dumplings. Are you lucky enough to have an ice maker in your refrigerator door? no. Are you the type to wake up before the sun has even risen? no. Have you ever watched an anime series, start to finish? no.

Do you feel the need to rant about anything right now? If so, go for it. no. What colour is the soap in your bathroom? Does it have a specific scent? yellow. it smells like honey. Do you have a favorite towel? What color is it? umm blue. Have you seen any films with Judy Garland in them?: just the one. How did you feel when you woke up today? Why? not bad. In your favorite TV show, which character is your favorite? Why? michael scott. because he’s hilarious. Who was the last person you messaged on Facebook? bek. When was the last time you saw them? last week. Do you have a friend named Nick? What’s his favourite food? no. What was your lowest mark on your previous report card? i’ve been out of school forever. but i think it was a c. What are you listening to? the bachelorette. What year are you/did you graduate? 2013. Are you obsessed with anything? no. Do you prefer waffles or pancakes? oooh it’s a toughie. probably waffles. Do you prefer non-diet or diet soda? non diet. Do you like seafood? loooove. Are you craving anything right now? food.

Do you dress appropriately for your age? yes. Can you speak any other languages? kinda. If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you buy them? i’d try it. but then again, i haven’t had mcdonalds in months. How long is your hair? pretty long. Do you like your neighbors? they’re okay, everyone keeps to themselves. What’s your school motto? no more school. Has a bird ever flown into your window? no. there’s like a screen on it. Which word did you say first, mama or dada? mama. How old were you when you learned to walk? one maybe? What was your first pet’s name? dopey. How many kids were in your class in kindergarten? 30? idk. Who was your best friend in elementary? pearl. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? mr collins. Who was the best athlete in your freshman class? chris. What teacher did all the high school boys/girls have a crush on? ummm. i forgot his name, remember his face. Where do you see yourself in a year? hopefully further than i am right now. If you were able to change one thing about yourself, what would it be? my lifestyle. Are you content just blending in with the crowd? yes, for sure. i hate attention.