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🐓💍🤠The LOTR Proposal🤠💍🐓

Bradley "Don't Think Just Do" Bradshaw buying a ring on his way to Jake Seresin's temporary housing, several days post-mission, (days he spent at Icemav's big house, under the loving care of one Icepops and one injured Mavdad).

After a superb 'mav-style'-mad-running, Bradley arrives at the house, breathless, and says to a confused and sleepy-looking Jake:

"There's good - and some might say VERY good- in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

*gets on one knee and offers Jake the Ring*

"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you for the rest of our lives, if you let me."

"Marry me, My Precious?"

Bonus:

"Wow, Bradshaw, did you get me a lotr mood ring?!"

[meepface]

this is gay and i am bored and i have depression

1. Wake her up with kisses lesbian or play with her hair while you wait for her to wake up lesbian

play w her hair and wait lmao she loves it sooo much when i do that and also i feel bad waking her up i always wanna let her sleep 

2. X files lesbian or twin peaks lesbian

uhh i don’t watch either but twin peaks looks more interesting to me personally

3. Pit Bull lesbian or corgi lesbian

pit bull

4. Sweet tooth lesbian or saturates-everything-in-hot sauce lesbian

saturates-everything-in-hot-sauce

5. Sunflower lesbian or white lily lesbian

sunflower

6. Rose gold lesbian or white gold lesbian

silver

7. Dunkin’ donuts/Starbucks lesbian or strictly local cafe lesbian

i’ll drink any coffee no matter where it’s from or if it’s good or bad lmao so

8. Sunrise lesbian or sunset lesbian

both but i feel real good about the day when i’m up in time to see the sunrise

9. Emily Dickinson lesbian or maya Angelou lesbian

maya angelou

10. Dark sexy ball gown or cute bright ball gown lesbian

lmao dark bc i look better in darker colored dresses n i lowkey loooove showing off

11. Strawberry lesbian or watermelon lesbian

watermelon

12. High waisted shorts lesbian or loose rolled up jeans lesbian

high waisted shorts

13. 60s chic lesbian or 60s hippie lesbian

60s chic

14. Band lesbian or orchestra lesbian

band

15. Choir lesbian or garage band lesbian

garage band

16. Twirl her around lesbian or get twirled lesbian

twirl her around bc i’m taller so it works better

17. Sit com lesbian or artsy independent dramatic romance film from France lesbian

sitcom but i do like indie movies a whole lot

18. Bicycle lesbian or bus lesbian

bus bc one time i hurt my foot bad riding a bike and now i’m afraid

19. Jelly fish lesbian or dolphin lesbian

dolphin i guess lol i don’t really have a preference 

20. Biology lesbian or physics lesbian

biology

21. Studio Ghibli lesbian or Cartoon Network lesbian

studio ghibli

22. Take the spider outside lesbian or scream at her to take the spider outside lesbian

take the spider outside. if it was a scorpion however that’s an entirely different story

23. Serena Williams lesbian or Ronda Rousey lesbian

serena williams!!!

24. Prismacolor lesbian or faber castell lesbian

i like em both

25. “Campers are for the weak” lesbian or “I will die before sleeping on the ground” lesbian

i mean campers are suuuper nice n convenient but if i can’t have one i am just as fine with sleeping on the ground in a tent lmao so 

26. Calling every female character they see their girlfriend lesbian or “Dana Scully isn’t your girlfriend, I am” lesbian

lol ‘dana scully isn’t your girlfriend, i am’ bc ngl i get a lil jealous n sad

27. Roller skate lesbian or ice skate lesbian

neither i have terrible balance

28. “Christmas carols are dumb and over played” lesbian or belting out all I want for Christmas is you at the top of their lungs lesbian

oh i belt out all the words and i love them but the second Christmas is passed i’m like Stop

29. Buy her something lesbian or make her something lesbian

i loved making her a birthday video and i really need to get more inspired and make videos again bc i could make her so many things but i guess for now i buy her things more often. i prefer making things but i am uninspired and sad

30. Cherry mojitos lesbian or cherry flavored vodka lesbian

cherry flavored vodka

31. Write her poems lesbian or bake her cookies lesbian

write her poems but never show them to her bc i have no confidence in myself lesbian??? yeah... i’ll stick to baking cookies

32. Tummy kisses lesbian or thigh kisses lesbian

both but if i had to pick i reeeeaaallly love kissin her tummy

33. I’ll fight anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian or I’ll psychologically destroy anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian

psychologically destroy lmao bc i am too tiny and scrawny to physically fight someone

34. Fall asleep in her arms lesbian or rub her back until she falls asleep in your arms lesbian

rub her back until she falls asleep bc i take forever to fall asleep and she doesn’t lmao and also i just love holding her

35. Floral pattern lesbian or tie dye lesbian

tie dye

36. Snake lesbian or frog lesbian

frog but snakes are cute

37. Send her memes lesbian or “if you call me the rarest Pepe one more time I swear to god”

send her memes

38. Star Wars lesbian or lord of the rings lesbian

star wars !!! i couldn’t care less about lotr even though i’ve never seen it

39. Spice girls lesbian or 5th harmony lesbian

spice girls

40. Pink hair lesbian or blue hair lesbian

blue hair

41. Maple syrup lesbian or berry syrup lesbian

maple

42. Vinyl lesbian or cassette lesbian

vinyl (fun fact: i genuinely thought vinyl was pronounced “vin-yull” for 17 years of my life bc nobody had ever bothered to correct my pronunciation)

43. Paris lesbian or Amsterdam lesbian

amsterdam 

44. Jazz lesbian or swing lesbian

ya like jazz?

45. Pin stripes lesbian or plaid lesbian

both

46. Mini golf date lesbian or bowling date lesbian

mini golf

47. D E S T R O Y her at Mario kart lesbian or let her win lesbian

let her win

48. Pullover hoodie lesbian or zip up hoodie lesbian

both but zip up ones are more convenient

49. Band tshirt lesbian or fandom tshirt lesbian

band shirt

50. Love her with your entire heart lesbian or lover her with your entire soul lesbian

both