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judesstfrancis · 23 days
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my mom and I took a 4 day weekend to decorate the house for halloween so I'm gonna make her watch my favorite disney horror film don't look under the bed >:)
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neapolitantoebeans · 1 year
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this is the best day of my life
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tomatoluvr69 · 1 month
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Goodmorny here to report that chocolate cherry chia sounds annoyingly twee but is a goated overnight oats flavor. Scheming up ways to have pepperoni pizza for lunch tho
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the-punforgiven · 10 months
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I hate mobile games so much dude stop advertising to me I just wanna play tetris while I'm taking a shit
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gabriestat · 4 months
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forbid mari user steppesliver from going to the city center. got there and dropped 25€ like it was nothing. need to become a library rat and don't go back in at least 3 weeks
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confinesofmy · 5 months
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i'm planning next week's picnic like if one thing goes wrong i'll be publicly beheaded. i'm locked in to such an absurd degree.
#also never shopping in my nearest town again maybe#i saw my cousin's ex who lives an hour away and her friend together which is so....... like wow i really thought i'd seen the last of him#very messy situation#started talking to a cashier/stocker i've spoken with on occasion for several years and she showed me some of her art & poetry (???)#got in line in front of one of my former classmate's dads who tried to proposition me right after my mom died#went to the new dollar store which has four self checkouts & one manned‚ tried to use a self checkout and the cashier said#'we don't have self checkouts' i said 'do you mean today or period' she said 'period' and we discussed how badly that's got them fucked up#they're literally running one of the self checkouts as a manned checkout when things get busy like...#and it was JUST built!! like just less than a year ago i think#i always come home from that town wanting to pull my hair out it's sooo strange!! like everything is craaazy#i also got fucking scammed!#i forgot to check until just now but the grocery store likes to run a weekly sale then not update the computers to reflect it#like they've done this for years and years#and i paid $1.99/lb for apples that were marked down to $1.12/lb so i overpaid a damn dollar#during the panini when it was my only source of groceries sometimes the difference would literally be like $50 because of big ticket items#i'd usually walk out‚ unload and read the receipt‚ then walk back in and get my refund. every friday.#and if i didn't i'd be out like $100/month for nothing on top of everything costing double what it did in the city#that place is fucking cursed. like there's just layers and layers of misery covering every surface.#adam yaps
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ierogenvy · 5 months
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the au sure is tism-ing
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alias-copper · 6 months
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thought my alcohol tolerance was improving but I just got fucked up from drinking one (1) margarita slightly too fast
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mumintroll · 1 year
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went to the charity shop and found the reprieve by jean paul sartre.. the sequel to the age of reason and in the same 60s penguin paperback edition as my copy of the age of reason!!! someone put it there just for my birthday im so happy
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killuaisaprincess · 10 months
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akascow · 10 months
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they should make the black friday deals super cheap again whys it only like 15% off nowadays
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trophygony · 2 years
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through gritted teeth and visibly shaking. play inside by playdead
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chien-pao · 2 years
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breaking news - worlds most autistic man survives grocery store out of his favorite ice cream. decides to buy a new kind with honey and toffee in it… more on this story at 8
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lauratheghost · 5 months
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The funniest thing from work the other day 😂 I was cracking up.
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lovphobic · 9 months
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checks email. thriftbooks reminding me i have a free book i can still get before the new year. oh worm?
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i love a discount grocery store bc you can get juice for 99 cents and it's only two days past it's best buy
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