my mom and I took a 4 day weekend to decorate the house for halloween so I'm gonna make her watch my favorite disney horror film don't look under the bed >:)
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this is the best day of my life
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Goodmorny here to report that chocolate cherry chia sounds annoyingly twee but is a goated overnight oats flavor. Scheming up ways to have pepperoni pizza for lunch tho
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I hate mobile games so much dude stop advertising to me I just wanna play tetris while I'm taking a shit
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forbid mari user steppesliver from going to the city center. got there and dropped 25€ like it was nothing. need to become a library rat and don't go back in at least 3 weeks
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thought my alcohol tolerance was improving but I just got fucked up from drinking one (1) margarita slightly too fast
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went to the charity shop and found the reprieve by jean paul sartre.. the sequel to the age of reason and in the same 60s penguin paperback edition as my copy of the age of reason!!! someone put it there just for my birthday im so happy
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they should make the black friday deals super cheap again whys it only like 15% off nowadays
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breaking news - worlds most autistic man survives grocery store out of his favorite ice cream. decides to buy a new kind with honey and toffee in it… more on this story at 8
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The funniest thing from work the other day 😂 I was cracking up.
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checks email. thriftbooks reminding me i have a free book i can still get before the new year. oh worm?
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