#for hq i think suga or suna

[etoiile]

i’ve been seeing this around lately but i’ve been thinking abt how realistically, i would not end up dating some of these guys i like sm 😭 like sae x ami would never happen unfortunately. i’d be too scared of him to talk to him, and if he said smth mean to me i'd cry HAHA

ON THE OTHER HAND, i think i’d get along well with maybe reo? reo and i are both physical touch + gift giving ppl, and also admittedly, kinda clingy and jealous 😗 (#abandonmentissues) he’s also not too loud (i like talking LOLL) but not too quiet and v attentive, so i think it would work out well ^^ he’s not too sensitive but not too cold and i feel like he’d really put his all into the relationship. i also think maybe nagi?? we’re both lazy clingy physical touch homebodies hehe (maybe this is why i’d be good w reo - it’s coz he’s good with nagi LOLL)

i could literally talk abt what characters i’d actually date all day lolol

[educatedsimps]

— how hq men react to "i like you"

they like you back but this is just how i imagine them reacting right after you admit you like them

≪ back to fics masterlist

the NORMAL ones who’d just blush and admit that they like you too (with varying thought processes tho)

↳ suga and yaku on a good day, yamaguchi after a minor panic attack (tbh he doesn't know if it’s a panic attack or if his heart is beating so fast because of you), ennoshita, kenma, aone, kita, ginjima, komori

the ones who would panic immediately. like their brains would short-circuit trying to process what you had just said. like what do you mean, you like them? YOU like THEM??? the first thing out of his mouth is “N-NOW?!” like no shit, sherlock 😐

↳ asahi, tanaka, noya, hinata, lev, kogane, bokuto, tendō but he’s calm first then he’ll be like ‘eh? … EH??’, goshiki

the ones who CANNOT comprehend 1. what you’d just said, and 2. why anyone would like them romantically (the poor boy’s a lil insecure sometimes, okay?) so the first thing he says is “why??” with the most incredulous look on his face (except ushijima)

↳ kageyama (he’s dumbstruck tbh), unhinged kenma, kunimi, ushijima, sakusa

the ones who would ask “are you sick?” WITH ZERO HESITATION like, he’s in denial okay ✋ of course you’d get his protective and caring side out, and he doesn’t even understand what you said. i mean he does…? but again, he doesn’t believe it. yet. and yeah, he’s genuinely worried that you’d said that because you were high or something LOL

↳ daichi, tsukishima but he’s like judging you kinda, akaashi The Overthinker ™️, iwaizumi 100%, matsukawa but he'd probably say it in a joking way while he tries to process the thought of you actually liking him, kindaichi, semi, yamagata, kita

the ones who would freeze and believe it for a second before convincing himself that you’re joking. also follows up with "who paid you to say that?" with all the skepticism in the world. it's not that he doesn’t trust you, he’s just in denial 🤧

↳ suga and yaku on an unhinged day, shirabu, suna (he thinks atsumu’s pulling a cruel prank on him), osamu (also thinks it’s atsumu), aran, hanamaki and iwaizumi (they both think it’s oikawa)

the mfs who go "well, i can't fault you for having exquisite taste" or some egotistical shit like that, ALSO with zero hesitation. like sir puh-lease ✋ knock ur ego down a notch, you’re not all’at (he is, tho)

↳ kuroo, oikawa, futakuchi, MIYA FUCKING ATSUMU

a/n: idk why but in my mind i just group suga and yaku together because they just give me rlly similar vibes (except suga is a lil more cray cray) and yes the two of them def have hinged and unhinged days but anyway i churned this out at 1am so excuse the half assedness of this one, i hope it was somewhat entertaining! i tried to be funny okay 🤧

© educatedsimps 2024. do not repost, copy, translate or plagiarize any work from this blog on tumblr or any other platforms. if you do, the simps will hunt you down. likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[hijinks-n-lowjinks]

fic recs masterlist pt 2

So here's a part two to my first fic rec list because I thought the first list was too long to add more or I've only read them more recently

Haikyuu!

you're all i see, you're all i need by DailyMelody: iwaoi fic where iwaizumi lies to his family that he and oikawa are dating and he slowly realizes they haven't been faking their feelings, nsfw in the last chapter

Sprout, Bloom, Grow by SpaceJammie: matsuhana and iwaoi fic from the perspective of matsukawa, this is probably my fav hq I'm keeping up with rn, the characterizations and story are so deep and well written, unfinished

Let the Light Out by UhohShouto: post canon kagehina fic where kageyama realizes he's super into hinata and they make a bet that leads to them smooching and doing much more, nsfw

what i really mean by solyn: kuroken fic where they're both sort of clueless about their feelings while everyone else around them knows they're in love, nsfw

it drives you crazy getting old by atsumusbiceps: a sakuatsu 13 Going On 30 au that's absolutely adorable, omi is in love from the beginning but atsumu thinks being angry and attracted to someone is normal

Gray in the Middle. by DeadDrabble (MisakillDatMonkey): crazy good sunaosa fic where suna is a model and osamu is his new assistant, the development of their friendship while osamu slowly gets to see the real suna and coming to see the toxicity of the fashion industry, unfinished, future nsfw

Sakusa Kiyoomi's Short and Unhelpful Guide To Falling In Love by honest_pebble: sakuatsu fic where omi asks for atsumu to kiss one drunken night and they can't seem to keep their hands off each other in the months after

i pretend you're mine, all the damn time by theglitterati: bokuaka high school fic where bokuto is nervous about his lack of experience when a girl asks him out so he asks akaashi to help him learn how to kiss, very cute and silly

sleeping with strangers by starbeyy: kagehina fic where kageyama is a lawyer that's afraid of attachment and only sleeps with strangers until he gets an extremely cute client that makes him less afraid, nsfw in later chapters

Take a hint by badreputation: sunaosa fic where suna doesn't realize osamu is trying to woo him and is just an oblivious dummy

i sing the body electric by viverella: iwaoi getting together fic where iwaizumi beings to realize he doesn't have entirely platonic feelings about his best friend

dearly departed by radiantradish: daisuga ghost au where suga is stuck in limbo while he's in a coma and daichi is a firefighter that keeps dreaming about him

Winter is Red by MeikoAtsushi: technically this is the sunaosa spin-off to their original sakuatsu fic but the premise is that osamu can see the red threads of fate that tie soulmates together but he doesn't have one and falls in love with suna anyway, this fic is fucking PAINFUL because osamu is determined to make his life miserable and try to push suna away but he can never stay away for long, nsfw

the posterior probablity by izayas: sakuatsu au where omi is a professor and atsumu is an m.d. who's taking his class and they fall in love lol

SunKissed by Paintbrushyy_Ducky98: bokuaka fic where akaashi's family's new pool boy is really cute and he sort of seems familiar... nsfw

favor from the boy you can't resist by crossbelladonna: bokuaka fic where bokuto asks akaashi to be his fake boyfriend and things go as well as you'd expect

Miles by lettersinpetals: kuroken post canon/during chapter 402.1 fic where kuroo is very aware of his love for kenma but is convinced kenma doesn't feel the same

Night Moves by fluorophoring: kuroken fic where they just keep hooking up at night without actually dating or discussing their feelings, heavy nsfw

What to Do (to You) by Mooifyourecows: iwaoi fic where matsuhana set them up on a blind date despite already being roommates and having crushes on each other, nsfw

take me the way i am by almostsophie1: kuroken fic where kuroo wants to know if kenma is willing to have sex with him just to "practice", nsfw obviously

spill my guts by wasted: bokuaka fic where akaashi is a massive pining simp and doesn't know what to do about his crush

Legend Has It by sifuhotman: sunaosa crime au??? i literally think about this fic all the time and how it's not finished, such an interesting plot with osamu as a detective and suna is a con artist who has connections to some underground crime syndicates, the last chapter posted legit made me cry, i really identify with osamu in this fic, nsfw in later chapters

Miscellaneous

Apple of Your Eye by Kattythingz: sk8 renga fic but it's if Adam became obsessed with Reki instead of Langa, highkey NUTS how good Adam's characterization is because you want to bash his skull in with a hammer

A Crown of Gems and Gold by Kattythingz: fma edling fic that's basically a rewrite of the entire series but if edling got together soon after their first meeting, the best characterization, action, and dialogue ever utilized in writing, unfinished but ongoing

Always an Angel, Never a God by oktsukki: jjk satosugu au where hidden inventory didn't end as bad as they did in canon, a lot of good healing and characterization

lights out by phollie: hxh killugon fic where killua is just very soft about gon as gon shows him around the island he grew up on

Sword of Damocles by orphan_account: mp100 terumob au fic where teruki asks mob out as a joke but he actually starts to fall for him

[kimbapisnotsushi]

welcome to another round of "things my friends and i have said but make it hq" let's go!! (pt.1 found here)

atsumu: "you're so mean to me." suna: "as osamu would say: you make it so easy." ~ ginjima: "you know what i've always wanted to try?" osamu: "a fake proposal at a ramen shop?" ~ tsukishima: "i've been a bad influence on people. i made yamaguchi snarky." ~ atsumu, to osamu: "you have the palate of a working-class person." ~ yachi: "red makes me anxious." tanaka: "what are you, a bull?" ~ watari, to yahaba: "not going to lie, yours and kyoutani's conversations sound a lot like elaborate foreplay." ~ semi: "i had all these crazy visions of drifting out to sea and getting lost." tendou: "that actually sounds pretty romantic." ~ makki: "damn, i don't have work on wednesday. what should i do?" mattsun: "get a life." ~ nametsu, to futakuchi: "if there was a job where you got paid to make someone's life harder, i think you'd be great at it! you do it for free all the time already." ~ semi: "i took a lot of offense from that." tendou: "well, put the fence back!" ~ atsumu: "i'm going to google what omegaverse is." aran: "not on my wifi!" ~ tanaka: "my friends all think you're really nice." saeko: "they haven't seen me yell at you yet." ~ asahi: "i feel like you've judged me a lot today." suga: "ASAHI! I'M NOT GOING TO JUDGE YOU FOR BRINGING HOME A BREAD BOWL." ~ takeru, to oikawa: "i'm going to be in college when you die!"

[peskyfirefly]

for the sleepover weekend...

what artists do you think your fav hq characters listen to??? i know you got excellent taste in music so i'm curious to see what you think! 🥰

omg what a fun question !!! ALSO THANK U everytime u compliment my music taste i start crying

okay i think last time i said my faves were: tsukki, suna, osamu, nishinoya, and suga

tsukki: i would say instrumental music mostly? i think it'd be something good for background music while he's reading wikipedia pages at 3 am. bc i know thats what he does. itd be somethinggg maybe a touch melancholy but mostly kinda pensive/thoughtful. im feeling like adagio in g minor. or maybe happiness does not wait

suna: my emo boy i love uuuu. i know hes a three cheers for sweet revenge stan!! his fave off that album tho... thank you for the venom OR i'm not okay bc he saw the music video and it changed his life (he just like me frfr). but maybe also something less heavy like joji from time to time. i know he heard run and glimpse of us and then cried in bed all night

osamu: hes so chill i know his music has to be moody. maybe not quite angry. but def moody. i dont think he'd listen to anything really heavy so. closest i could think of to that vibe is are you satisfied. like thats what he listens to when hes driving late at night alone

nishinoya: ok i dont know how to explain myself on this one i just know its true. 2000s hits. like low. just fun dance grooving vibes yknow?

suga: oh hes got the mellow music vibes down. kind of the opposite of osamu. he isnt afraid to be a lil out there haha. so i think his music has the soothing vibes. esp when hes teaching. so i pick sunflower to represent that :D

heres some extras tho!! (cause this is fun and i know ur faves too now hehe)

hinata: hes the sunshine boy!! so he'd be listening to bright, happy, pop type songs yknow? unfortunately this is the opposite of my taste so im struggling here. okay yknow how watermelon sugar feels like summer? yeah something like that.... hinata just follows the vibes

oikawa: omggg hes suuuuch a drama queen. he'd be listening to anything with ATTITUDE!! or theatrics. also something about..working hard..... is fighter a weird answer? LOL

[redrocketpanda]

Realised today that this October will be my first time being around for kinktober

Which got me thinking that this will be the perfect time for me to work on/finish my sub Astarion fic. I need to finish up the first chapter for my bang fic, but (if time allows) I'd also like to work on/finish some other things

So I'm wondering:

I might also do a fun little kinktober prompt poll thread game but let's go with this for now

Fandoms and characters on offer include:

BNHA: kirishima, bakugou, shouto, hawks, endeavor, dabi, kaminari

JJK: gojo, geto, sukuna, inumaki, itadori

Bllk: kunigami, shidou, sae, raichi, chigiri, nagi, reo

FFXV: noctis, gladio

Buddy daddy's: kazuki, rei

BG3: astarion, lae'zel, shadowheart, tav (vico)

HQ: kuroo, kenma, atsumu, sakusa, iwaizumi, oikawa, akaashi, bokuto, osamu, suna, daichi, suga, tanaka, terushima, tendou, matsukawa, hanamaki

Anything outside of those are a maybe, if you ask real nice. Characters can be any pairings of characters, a mix of 2+ characters, or I would consider writing reader fic for an individual character

[rosesakura]

ahhhh @bokuto-star-akaashi-moon thank uuuu for the tag <3

That One Fuck™ : Sugawara senpai 🫶🏻 this is lowkey a difficult question but I think Suga is my ultimate favourite hq character. I love how supportive and caring he is, but he's also so fun, too. he never gets angry that kageyama basically replaces him and i just love his little heart <3

Fav romantic ship: i have so many favourite ships idk WHY you're making me choose. i think i'll go with bokuaka or kuroken, with iwaoi and daisuga in a very very close second!

Fav friendship: tanaka and noya are so funny! i do love the kuroo and bokuto friendship, too

Underrated character: I'm going to pick asahi bc he deserves so much more love than he gets. i also love kai

Underrated relationship: as i live and breathe, i love oisuga as chaotic besties <3 romantically, i think kyouhaba and tanakiyo are underrated

A random hq headcanon: I have a couple...

iwaizumi has terrible parents.

akaashi gets migraines and bokuto tries to help but usually makes them worse.

asahi and noya started travelling because asahi wanted to go to paris fashion week but was too afraid to go alone.

tsukishima hates flying in airplanes but yamaguchi gets seasick.

kageyama, hanamaki, and yaku are all lightweights. kita, kuroo, and daichi can hold their liquor the best. akaashi and kenma don't like to drink.

kiyoko and michimiya became good friends.

oikawa and iwaizumi are annoying health nuts.

there was a time suna started smoking but osamu and atsumu got so angry at him that he stopped.

everyone on fukurodani had a bet going on when bokuto and akaashi would get together. komi won.

tagging @burningthetree bc i always love to hear your thoughts and anyone else who sees this (i'm too shy to tag you! but feel free to answer pls pls pls!)

Haikyuu!! ask game ♡

Bc these r so cute and i always get happy when someone tags me in one of these so i wanted to make one lol. Reblog with:

That One Fuck™ (aka: fav haikyuu character)

Fav romantic ship

Fav friendship

Underrated character

Underrated relationship (romantic or otherwise)

A random hq headcanon

Tag a few friends/mutuals!

Hope you're all having a nice day, stay safe ♡♡♡

[undermattsun-archive]

who in hq would do vape tricks into your pussy?

tendou, teru + mattsun

[yonderly-alamort]

hello! i saw the yandere posts & ur previous hq writings and i thought that maybe u could do a "crossover" or smth alike,, yk what i mean?? tysm <3

♡ ahh, thank you for the request & i hope u like it! (askbox)

・✶ ｡ﾟ𝐇𝐐 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐒 ¡!

THE WORSHIPPER ONE. he will never get tired of adoring you, that's for sure. his whole life revolves around u, the only thing on his mind. your voice, ur face, your laugh and mind; everything that has to do with you drives him crazy, but in a loving way, of course. though, anyone who dares to worship you the same way he does, will end up giving up their last breath.

characters list: bokuto, hinata, tanaka, yamaguchi, aone, suga, noya, lev, tendou, goshiki.

THE MASKED ONE. the perfect cover. thanks to it, you'll never suspect of anything. whether because of his pretty face or his unperturbed seriousness, it's almost impossible to predict his actually disturbing thoughts. his satisfaction couldn't be greater. he could easily get rid of the idiots who are always after you and no one would notice, leaving him as your only option. ah, what a joy, don't you think?

characters list: oikawa, kenma, semi, osamu, asahi, ushijima, kuroo, kita, aran.

THE RULER ONE. he has promised himself that you are his only reason for living, however, as love has to be mutual in a relationship, he has made you learn to believe that he is also the reason for your existence. made you learn that there are no true friends & that no one's worthy of your attention (except him). anyone who questions his rules will surely end badly.

characters list: kageyama, iwaizumi, suna, akaashi, ukai, daichi, sakusa, matsukawa, hanamaki.

THE HEARTLESS ONE. ha, good luck to whoever dares to get in his way. as much as he loves you and tries to be there for you, his heart is still of a dark hue. for now you know nothing about his fights, his tortures, much less about his murders, and he will make sure you never do. he wouldn't want the image you have of him as a lovely boyfriend to be ruined, would he?

characters list: tsukishima, atsumu, terushima, kyotani, daishou, yaku, yamamoto.

© yonderly alamort 2022. please do not modify, translate, or repost my works on any platform without my permission.

[fsrintaro]

hq men and how they use you as a cum dump

## warnings. fem! reader, massive, massive, loads of cum, mating press, creampie, penetration denial, breeding, vaginal penetration, oral (m receiving), choking/gagging on cock, throat bulge, a pinch of dumbification, heavy degrading but also praising :D, overstimulation, brainwashing/manipulation if u squint real hard, tinge of bukkake and a trainnnn choo chooooo

## a/n. i would love to say where i got this idea but ill just expose myself HAHAH anyways, first nsfw content! im looking at the warnings and im just thinking if i went overboard 🧍🧍🧍this is so raunchy im nosebleeding

%% REMINDER THAT ALL CHARACTERS ARE TIME-SKIPPED !! DO NOT READ IF HEAVY NSFW CONTENT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

ONLY 18+ — MINORS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT.

[masterlist]

oikawa, bokuto, TERUSHIMA, atsumu, ISSEEEEEIIIIIII, yaku, kuroo, goshiki, kenma

straddling your face, he loves watching the way your throat bulges in the shape of his heavy dick as he rams his hips needlessly against your warm lips. “that’s it, sweetheart. take it like the good fucking slut you are.” your throat will always be his favourite cocksleeve— so inviting, so tight for him. pride swelled in his chest as he hears you gag around his dick that is far too large to fit in your mouth, groaning as your throat clenches around him as you choked. you could tell he was close from the way his hips stuttered as he tossed his head back in pleasure, “i-i’m close-ngh! open wide sweetheart. take it all.” all of a sudden, he grabbed your head to hold you in place where his tip kissed the back of your throat. he grunted as you rubbed his heavy balls, milking his leaking cock. “let’s do it again, shall we? i still have a lot in here,” he purred, tapping his balls against your chin that is slobbered with his cum. “a whole ‘lotta cum, just for my pretty little cockwhore.”

HAJIME IWAIZUMI (27) PUTHY POUNDER, suna, kita, OSAMUUUUUUU, hinata, kuroo, tendou, semi

unlike the rest, he likes to make you beg for his cock. he would tie you down, leaving you to watch him jerk himself off to your beautiful pair of tits (as he says). “look at these fucking tits. too good for me. too fucking good.” if you were lucky, he would use you to get him off. hands weaving through your head to grab your hair, pulling it towards him so that he could sway his hips and slap his cock against your face. slap. slap. slap. each slap just made your pussy drool even more. the only problem was that he would do all of this without without being inside of you. at all. only when he is near coming, would he slap and pinch your clit to signal you to open your legs wider. wit a smirk on his face, he would only push the tip in to release his seed into you, painting your walls. “p-p-please just give me…i wa-want it in me. please!” you whimpered while spreading your lips to coax him into your desires, only to be responded with a sadistic laugh. “not until i’m done breeding you, pretty girl. i want my cum oozing out of you when i push this fat cock into you. oozing. got it?” nodding your head profusely, you held your shaking legs wide open to invite him to continue using your pretty little cunt for his own pleasure.

SUNAAA, sakusa, akaashi, o-o-osamu, ushijima, aran, suga, MMM DAICHI, mEIAAAAANNNN

entirely whipped and pussy-drunk. he would shove your thighs backwards to meet your chest, wrapping it beside your tits to push them together. his were glued onto your tits, watching it jiggle as he plunges his throbbing cock into your cunt. without thinking, his mouth lunges towards your mounds, his tongue and teeth latching onto your nipple, making you whimper at the moist, warm sensation of his mouth. the lewd squelches of your sopping pussy only made him rut deeper, harder into you and sucked onto your erect nipple harshly. “i can’t tak-ngh…ah-too much, baby, i-it’s too much!” instead of slowing down, he shifted to pin you under his weight, his cock kissing your walls at different angles and at different pressures which made you shriek in pleasure as he hits your sweet spot again and again and again. “nonsense baby, i’m sure you can see how much you and your pretty little pussy enjoys my cock…fuckkk, baby girl. you really are clenching down and sucking me in. be a good girl for me and take it, yeah?” eventually, he tried to let you ride him since you were babbling endlessly about how his cock is going to break you in half. too bad your slow pace had him shaking in impatience. his hands grasped your hips to hold you in place as he thrusts his hips up at your cunt to spear your little hole as you weakly push at his chest to signal to him to slow down.

BONUS

atsumu, kuroo, meian, actually the entire msby team 🥰🥰, kageyama

all of these men would want to run a train on you — each taking turns to fill up every single hole begging to be flooded to the brim with their seed. your legs pinned back by theirs as you lay on the chest of the one furiously rubbing at your clit while another uses your cunt to warm his dick. individually, they would die to savour your pussy but somehow, it really is the more the merrier. it is just different when they surround you who is on your knees simply because you can’t walk. you would peer up at them with glassy eyes and smeared mascara as you stick your tongue out, awaiting for their cum to splatter all over your face and fill your throat. even when every single hole of yours is filled, they will make sure to reward their good little slut by making sure she doesn’t feel empty without her favourite cocks. you could only beg them for more as time passes because they have succeeded in conditioning you to be needy for their dicks, your hole twitching around nothing as you beg them to fill you. they would take turns to hold your legs apart, rendering you immobile as the others claimed yfinally, they would take their time to paint your body with their cum, marking you as their favourite cocksleeve for their use only.

(///∇///) l-l-likes and rbs are always appreciated ehe

[etoiile]

ami, ami, tell me more about your selfships, please. i love hearing/reading them ^^

RAHHHH noo i hope that you know this door cannot be closed once its been opened (｀ω´) ANYWAYS HERE WE GO

okok so my biggest one for blue lock is definitely REO. and here's why

reo lowkey has like attachment and abandonment issues (thanks nagi!!) and like .... ME TOO!! (cries in parental problems) so we'd both be like very attached to each other and wouldnt ever have to doubt if the other person loved us and much as we loved them. NO INSECURITIES YAY!!!

reo loves pampering people. its his love language. I LOVE BEING PAMPERED BC IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SPECIAL (again cries in parental problems lol my parents never made me feel special HAHAHA) (this post is actually js me trauma dumping)

reo is very perceptive to emotions and so am i ^^ im not too good with expressing how im feeling so having someone who can just tell is so nice

idk why but like i love being carried for some reason. AND REO CARRIES NAGI EVERYWHERE ITS PERF !!!!!

reo talks enough where i dont feel stupid for talking too much but he's also not too talkative which is good bc i love talking (clearly)

i am actually nagi 2.0. like i am nagi nagi is me. WE ARE THE SAME. im really lazy and clingy and unmotivated hehe and reo loves nagi so therefore reo loves me!!!!! (this is my delusion talking)

i think that reo really needs to feel like he's needed. and like. ME TOO BRO!!!!!! im good at making people feel like they mean a lot to me coz im very affectionate and i think that that's something that reo really needs

he's kind of a teasey flirt?? but like not too much where i'm like boy stfu like i dont want an f-boy but i think that like teasing is fun. idk he's just sassy and i think its cute ^^

reo is just so earnest and caring and un-judging, if that makes sense. im really sensitive and a crybaby, but he seems like the kind of guy to welcome me into his arms regardless of my flaws. (unlike sae no offense who's a judgy bitch. still love him tho!!)

reo is rich and my grades lately are looking like im gonna have to marry rich (´ε｀；)

the other ones are chigiri (a good listener but not TOO quiet, sweet and sassy which is fun, def has a better haircare routine than me) and nagi (because we're pretty similar)

ok. ONTO HAIKYUU!! (if ur wondering i have a ton of hq works sitting in my drafts lol. I PROMISE I'LL COME OUT WITH ONE SOON!!!) (jk no promises)

SUGA AND OSAMU AND SUNA. i'll keep these ones short coz i feel like ive made this too long alr lol

suga:

super sweet!! i cant deal with too much meanness (like tsukishima)

despite sweetness hes still super silly and sassy which is just fun

emotionally perceptive (like reo!!) put reasoning for why i need an emotionally perceptive guy above ^^

osamu:

shared love of food LOLL

i have a thing for twins idk why LOLOL. im sorry this is so random but it had to be said. i also like kaoru from ohshc. and like. my current irl crush is an identical twin. IDK WHY ITS LIKE THIS BUT IT IS HAHAHA (i think maybe its bcoz like between the two of them one is always more quiet/perceptive so i notice that?? idek bro)

quieter!! yes!!!!!!!

he would give the best hugs ever. like osamu is just so squishy and yes and he would give such good hugs!! (sobs in touch starved) (this is ur sign to make smth w/ a touch-starved s/o and tag me. im begging u.)

suna:

A FLIRT. i js think its fun

js super goofy

he seems like a really good listener

PERCEPTIVE!!!!!

im sorry this was so long i just couldn't stop yapping once i started lolol

[educatedsimps]

— "best brother ever!" tiktok trend with hq men

≪ back to fics masterlist

hq character x gn!reader

a/n: just some more crack filled headcanons while i churn out the rest of the requests 🫡 saw a vid of someone doing this and i was thinking of how the hq characters would react to it LOL hope you enjoyy

cw: fluff, humour, swearing oops, mild suggestiveness towards the end ?

The trend:

"Babe, come 'ere!"

Curious, your boyfriend stepped into the living room where you had your camera set up on a tripod pointing towards you. When he reached your side, you pointed at the camera and explained, "We're gonna do a tiktok trend so just stand here, okay?"

He nodded, before smiling a little and waving at the camera.

Grabbing onto his waist protectively, you spoke to the camera. "If you wanna get to him, you're gonna have to get through me first."

Then you leaned up and kissed him on the lips. He smiled into the kiss, happily kissing you back. Pulling away, you gave him a side hug and turned to the camera, dropping the bomb with a shit eating grin on your face.

"Best brother ever!!"

The reaction:

atsumu and oikawa would scream. and i mean scream. like they're in a horror movie or smth "AYO WHAT THE FUCK???" with all the dramatic facial expressions and hand gestures like bro shut up my eardrums are gonna explode 💀

tanaka, nishinoya and bokuto are the slow processors. they'd just keep smiling and would only get it right before you stop the video. he's HORRIFIED and whipping his head at you like "WHAT DID YOU SAYYY" you cannot stop laughing and poor guy's probably traumatised.

kageyama, hinata and ushijima would be confused. like "why'd you say that? i'm not your brother" or even better, "you don't have a brother" and you'll be looking at the camera like jim from the office like does he not get it ?? 😭💀

akaashi and shirabu would stand there staring at you with the most incredulous look on his face. he'd lowkey be judging you and be like "wHat..." sorry babe it's just a prank 🥰

semi would choke on his laughter and shove you away saying stfu but he'd be laughing about it and he'd probably help you post it afterwards. this man is so... HAHAHAHA i love him 😂

sakusa would also shove you away saying stfu but he's lunging to grab the phone so you can't post it (you'll still post it anyway LOL)

tsukki is all three of the above. would look at you with the MOST JUDGY face on earth before shoving you out of the camera frame saying stfu

kenma, osamu and suna would have the most DISGUSTED look on his face and you can't help but laugh at how his face is scrunched up and pinched together

kita would have the most disappointed look on his face like you'd honestly regret doing the tiktok (it's still funny tho. 10/10 would post)

iwaizumi would freeze, slowly turn to you and stare at you with the same face he made when oikawa asked him "iwa-chan, are you my mom?" HAHAHAHSJHJVF GOODBYE

daichi and suga would be like "bruh". nothing else. just pure "bruh" 😐

matsukawa, hanamaki and kuroo WOULD GO ALONG WITH IT HAHAHAHA "yeah best lil sis/bro ever" AND THEN KISS YOU ON CAMERA AGAIN, EVEN DEEPER THIS TIME 💀 then you'd collapse laughing together

tendō would turn his head, look at you with a loving smile and say "what the fuck did you just say?"

asahi would not know how to respond so he's just standing there looking between you and the camera like "huh..."

futakuchi "this ain't alabama, babe..."

extra thoughts!

after you record all that, iwaizumi and akaashi (he a freaky one 👀) will smirk, smack ur ass and say "best little sibling ever" before kissing u deep 🫶 do what you will with that information

also if tsukki was in a good mood, he'd prolly play along but in the most sarcastic way possible HAHAHA like "yeah, best little sibling ever" before kissing you out of frame lol

© educatedsimps 2024. do not repost, copy, translate or plagiarise any work from this blog on tumblr or any other platforms. if you do, the simps will hunt you down. likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[christeningsakusa]

[hq boys] when do they wake up

a/n: this idea came to me when i thought how nice it would be to wake up to someone so here we are

warnings: none, fluff

——

they are up at an ungodly hour. they’ve gone for a run, took a shower, started the kid’s lunches for school, and are making breakfast all before you even think about waking up. if it’s a lazy day they’ll come back to bed and cuddle you waiting with loving eyes as they watch your sleeping form.

ᥫ᭡ bokuto, HINATA, iwazumi, osamu

they wake up with you at the time your alarm goes off, just early enough to get out the door on time. the two of you get ready in tandem, having a system of sharing sinks and mirrors, who makes coffee, who grabs the kids, etc. before you run off to work he’ll pull you close and give you quick kiss. “bye sweetheart, have a great day.”

ᥫ᭡ ATSUMU, kuroo, suga, akaashi

they are lazy bums, he’s not getting out of bed until nature, food, or you call him. if you’re gone by the time he wakes up he’ll make sure to tidy the kids messes, and put away the dishes from the morning so you have a clean house to come home to. he more than smoothers you when you come home, taking in all of the extra you that he didn’t get in the morning.

ᥫ᭡ kunimi, KENMA, kyotani, suna

[diif-enthusiast]

Favorite Fics

Bestest Fics I save for future reading and easy access 

NONE OF THESE WORKS ARE MINE 

Includes: Obey Me, Haikyuu, Jujutsu Kaisen, Genshin Impact, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, and Attack on Titan 

Obey Me 

Levi Segg Headcannons  - (smut tbh)

Obey me Bday  - (smutty)

Obey me master baiter (self smut)

Small things w/ the bros  (comfort)

Mammon and Levi (angst + comfort)

Petty Arguments (angst + comfortish) 

Sleep Talk (nsfw) 

Levi x Reader x Mammon (smutty smut) 

Body Worship (nsfw)

Cuddling with Levi (comfort) 

Fight and make up (angst + comfort) 

Nsfw headcanons (nsfw duh) 

In the dressing room (nsfw) 

How the demon brothers moan (nsfw ish) 

Jealous brothers (comfort-ish) 

Cuddling with the bros (comfort + fluff) 

Levi Hand Kink (nsfw) 

Brothers during their heat (nsfw-ish) 

MC cries during segg (nsfw)

No crying (fluff/comfort)

Haikyuu

Seeing you in other guys hoodie (fluff) 

Sleep on couch after argument (hurt/comfort) Iwa version 

When they reject u and regret it (angsty)

Jealousy (comfort-ish)

Mutual masturbation (smut)

when u ask if they love you (comfort)

little things they do in a relationship (fluff) 

Atsumu (fluff/comfort/idk)

Degradation taken too far - (nsfw+angst+comfort) 

Calling you clingy (angst + comfort) 

Mean things during argument (Suna) (Angst) 

Thirteen Hours (kuroo) (ANGST) 

Jealous of Manager (kuroo) (angst + nsfw) 

Kuroo Birthday (angst + comfort) 

Calling you clingy (angst + comfort) 

I want to have a family with you (Ukai) (nsfw + comfort)

Fall out of love (angst)  

Dating in Secret Gone Wrong (angst + comfort) 

“I could always find someone better” (angst + comfort) 

diff!iwa (nsfw) 

Kuroo x virgin (nsfw+ comfort) 

How they destroy your inside (smut) 

Haikyuu Visuals (nsfw+twitter porn) 

Goshiki x Tendou x Reader (pure smut) 

Goshiki Visual (nsfw+link) 

How long can the boys last w/o touch? (smutty smut) 

High and Dry (nsfw) 

“I think my boobs are small” prank (crack + comfort) 

Thigh riding (nsfw smut) 

HQ bfs carrying u (comfort) 

Osamu tsundere (comfort) 

Suga x virgin (nsfw) 

Ushijima x insecure reader (nsfw) 

HQ boys as bottoms (smutty) 

Kuroo x reader (nsfw) 

Falling asleep on HQ boys (comfort) 

Kissing Captains in front of their team (fluff) 

Awkward Seggc Moments (crack) 

Scared to make a move (angsty) 

Things they saw in porn and wanted to try (crack + nsfw)

Invalidating s/o work (angst + comfort) 

Kybabi Masterlist 

How you know its over (angst) 

Meian praise kink (smut) 

Bokuto x housewife (smut) 

Fun Fact (kuroo) (comfort) 

Kuroo Hugs (comfort) 

diff!haikyuu characters  (comfort)

The worlds a little blurry (kuroo) (comfort) 

College atsumu (crack-ish + fluff) 

When you don’t give them enough attention (comfort + needy boi) 

Sugar daddy! haikyuu characters (nsfw + smut) part 1 part 2

Making it fit (smut) 

Haikyuu captains when you have a bad day (comfort) 

bf!suna headcannons (comfort) 

Atsumu proposal (fluff) 

Haikyuu boys reacting to you noticing people staring at them (fluff + comfort)

HQ and JJK boys as bfs (fluff)

Fav costumer (Osamu) (nsfw)

That Boy Is Mine (idk)

Bully!Osamu (hurt/comfort, smut) 

Iwaizumi Crush Snipet (fluff)

Gym segg w/ Atsumu (smut)

Atsumu sad (angst)

Kuroo (SMUT) (thirst)

kuroo boss (Smut w plot)

timeskip!osamu thirst (nsfw-ish)

hq boys flustering u (fluff)

Make him pockets hurt (some smut)

Again (sakes hurt/comfort) 

Iwa athletic trainer (nsfw)

Taken for granted (msby) (angsty)

Still into you (Iwa fluff)

Kiss Your Husband (kuroo hurt/some comfort)

Drunk HQ boys (fluffy)

Jujutsu Kaisen 

ex husband! gojo (nsfw + angst) 

Gojo x Nanami x reader (smut) 

JJK Visuals (nsfw + twitter porn) 

More Visuals (nsfw+ `) 

Mas Visuales (nsfw) 

JJK as tp links (nsfw) 

More twitter links (nsfw) 

Cat Boy Nanami in Heat (nsfw + just smut) 

JJK men walking in on u changing (crack + nsfw-ish)

Making out with the JJK men (nsfw) 

JJK boys with a crush on you (fluff)

JJK boys reacting to you getting a love letter (fluff) 

Clingy JJK boys (fluff) 

JJK waking them up w a blowjob (smut) 

JJK, calling them a “pretty boy” (fluff) 

Random JJK Headcannons (fluff + crack) 

Sitting on the JJK characters laps (nsfw-ish) 

love language (Nanami) (fluff)

JJK and HQ boys as bfs (fluff)

Nanami in love w/ you (fluff) 

No flirting on field (fluff)

The little things (fluff)

Nanami gift giving (fluff)

JJK men + drinking (fluff)

Reaction to u and Nanami dating (fluff) 

Genshin Impact 

Bf says dumb things (angst + comfort) 

The College experience (hurt/comfort) 

Jojos 

Nudes Headcanons (nsfw-ish) 

I wanna be your bf (josuke) (comfort + confession) 

Were you masturbating-? (josuke) (nsfw + smut) 

Attack on Titan 

Provoked Armin (smut)

nerd!armin smut (NSFW) 

Double Penetration (even and jean) (smut)

jean relationship hc (comfort + some nsfw) 

Jean smut (smut) 

Jean x reader (comfort smut) 

Modern!jean bf hc (comfort + fluff)

Vampire!Jean x Reader (slow burn-ish + smut) 

Dad’s Bestfriend’s Son (even) (smut) 

Armin Arlet hcs (smut) 

My Hero 

k. eijirou x afab!reader (smut)

[animeheadspace]

Waxing Their Legs

practically all the hq boys hehe

summary: how i imagine waxing the haikyuu boys legs would be like. 

warnings: just waxing and all the trauma associated with it :)

plays it off when you ask him, saying stuff like “it probably doesn’t even hurt, what’re you talking about???” he sees the wax melting in the heater and still thinks he’ll be fine, overconfidence oozing out of him. he encourages you to dip your stick into the melted wax, and lather it on the base of his hairy ass leg. you can tell that the wax was a bit too hot from the minuscule wince he tries to hide. but nothing, NOTHING prepares him for the tug of the wax on his leg. he screeches close to your ear, retreating backward to a corner of the room. he couldn’t look you in the eye for the next week.

OIKAWA, tanaka, KUROO, terushima, KAGEYAMA, goshiki, atsumu, TSUKKI, kyotani.

a little confused when you asked him about doing it but went along with it too. was kinda just chill with the entire thing. pouted when the hot wax touched his skin but loved it when you blew on it to make it feel better. he ended up liking the feeling of his smooth skin and let you wax his entire calf. 10/10 calm experience and ends up paying for all your waxing supplies in the future because he realizes how costly they can be awww

IWAIZUMI, tendo, KITA, ushijima, AKAASHI, aone, kenma, OSAMU, ennoshita, DAICHI, SUGA, kunimi, suna, aran.

freaks out at first. it takes a lot of convincing on your part, a lot of bribing with food too. it took you a good 30 minutes to make him sit on your yoga mat and the entire time he kept eyeing the melting wax with such an intense ferocity you had to grab his chin to look at you. screams prematurely when you bring the wax coated stick close to his ankle, scrunching up his face adorably too. you blew on the wax while putting it on, and ripped off his hair all in one convenient go. and he realized that it didnt even hurt as bad as he thought it would, but he liked it even more when you peppered his face with kisses for being so brave about it. lets you practice and test out new wax on him whenever you want.

BOKUTO, asahi, NOYA, HINATA, yamaguchi, lev, kogane.

a/n prolly gonna do one for the tr boys hehe

[aowrites]

HQ BOYS PLAYING CRANE GAMES

notes. these are personal opinions.. likes and reblogs are appreciated <3 this isn’t proofread at all TT so i am sorry in advance, i was just having fun.

he’s analytical, eyes moving from left to right. he watches the claw intently, always waiting for the perfect moment to execute his plan. it feels like he is studying the game making sure he never fail to grab the prize. he is always quiet, concentrating, eyes fixated on the crane but who are you to complain? you always get the prize afterall.

tsukishima, TENDOU, KENMA, suna, AKAASHI, mattsun, osamu, shirabu

for some odd reason, he is lucky. he always seems to get the prize without any problems. it feels like he is doing the wrong thing for a right reason. there’s no thinking whatsoever in his brain, he just pushed the button and TA-DAH you are coming home with tons of items. “okay, i think this will get it— OH MY GOD, I DIDN’T MEAN TO PUSH THAT! GET BACK! oh, wait it’s actually grabbing it.. hehe”

BOKUTO, kageyama, yamaguchi, nishinoya, KOGANEGAWA

he is not bad at it nor extremely good at it. he can get few items from here and there but not every game he plays will get him something. he is examining the crane but still there are times his plans won’t go through. knowing when to walk away from it is one of the things he learned. “i’ll just get you something else, okay?”

daichi, KITA, iwaizumi, YAKU, suga, semi, komori

it’s stupid. you can just buy something in the store or online, it’s just the same thing. he doesn’t like crane games and doesn’t get the point of it. he never tried one because it was simply impossible for him. until he saw your eyes light up when you finally got one, excitedly showing him the item while jumping a little bit. without you coming, he find himself trying to win an item just to see your eyes light up again.

SAKUSA, KYOTANI, aran, kunimi, atsumu, daishou

his competitive nature is getting into him. he wasn’t particularly good at it, he’s actually bad but not the worst, y’know? he never walks away from the machine not until he gets it. he actually gets something for you but that thing is his money will be wiped out once he finish, did it stop him? no. he can replace his money, your smile can’t be. “i think i got it! just one more, love..”

kuroo, OIKAWA, tanaka, hoshiumi, GOSHIKI, ushijima

he is only good at online crane games but in reality he is the worst. it feels like the crane hates him so much that he never ever won anything from it. he is trying his best yet none of them ever got in. if you don’t stop him, he might kick the machine soon and both of you will be kick out the establishment. “this is so annoying! you (the machine) messing with me, huh? HUH?”

TERUSHIMA, kindaichi, FUTAKUCHI, hinata, makki