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I keep turning this concept in my head but I can't manage to write it satisfactorily so here I am, setting it out in the wild:
Tim Drake being alerted that Batman INC is something that is in the planning stages of it happening (maybe by Lucius, maybe by Tam, who even knows, look he was CEO for a while and someone is worried about Bruce Wayne about to go public with Batman INC and they get in touch with him) and going to Bruce and refusing to let him do this.
Because Bruce is needed in Gotham and Batman is needed in Gotham, and while Dick is doing a great job and no one will convince Tim of the contrary, that's not Dick's job. It's Bruce's.
(Who also has a son who just got his father back and if anyone knows what it would mean for a son who lost their father to get that father back when you know it's not going to happen... well lets say Tim has Opinions about this [and while he might not get along with Damian all that well yet, they are in that neutral state where Damian is like a cat observing things and studying dynamics and Tim has always been able to work with people he doesn't like or even trust much, so he's not going to punish the kid over whatever's went down between them.])
And besides, let's be real here Bruce, if you want a Batman that can go around the world and pull together teams and make them cohesive and knows what it's needed to be a successful team of young / upcoming young heroes, that's way more Dick than you yourself. Would be preferrable if he was allowed to do it as Nightwing, but the point still stands.
Just ... Tim pow-wowing with Bruce over the whole sitch and convicing him to back down. Not abandon the project, Tim knows that will not happen no matter what Tim does, but trusting it to Dick, who is way better with both younger people and people skills in general than Bruce.
(Which actually is not meant to separate Damian from Dick, Dick can come in from one assignment to the next and check on Damian and this is not the time it was when Tim was growing up, they have communications all over the globe now, Dick can phonecall and videocall Damian as many times as he wants and check on him as often as he wishes, but if Batman INC is happening, and it will happen because Bruce has decided it will, then Tim can only do damage control over this)
And possibly Bruce leveraging Tim staying in Gotham (which, joke's on Bruce, Tim was going to do that anyway, but sure he'll "concede") and possibly "asking" (ordering, let's be real here) Tim to help train Damian (which Tim isn't enthusiastic about but fine, he'll make it work as long as Bruce has his back), for multiple reasons.
A bit because Bruce sort of feels guilty that Tim was kicked out of the Robin role (Bruce HAD promised it would be Tim's until Tim decided otherwise, [which I don't think Dick knew about and even if he had, the situation still had been what it was, to be fair to Dick]) but also Bruce doesn't quite know what to do with Damian (and it wouldn't be the first time he's trusted Tim to teach young heroes / guide someone in a vigilante role) and also he both wants Tim to be there with him (he's missed him) and needs him there with himself (Tim the emotional regulation parentified wonder!).
And then shenanigans from there.
#dc comics#my plotbunny#plotbunnies released in the wild#mostly what I keep chewing on is Tim coming in and being like We Need To Talk Bruce#notice that I made no mention of Damian and anything school related#because I doubt TIM would think of it#he'd just assume that Bruce would think about it subconsciously and not worry about it himself because it's a parental duty#and Tim is not Damian's parent PLUS Tim dropped out of school himself and doesn't want to think of school if he can avoid it#let's be real here#tim drake#bruce wayne#I do not think Damian would know or realize that Tim is the one behind the suggestion that Dick take lead on Batman INC#because I do not think Bruce would present it as Tim's idea but rather just as “I have decided to do it this way so it will be done”#and Tim would have no need to let it be known that it came from him so he would just be checking his grapples / working on a case in the bg#and happily let Bruce with the fallout of delivering the news and handling the reactions to them#this would also allow Dick time to R&R / open a window for the Titans to come see him -> realize the state Dick's in -> start hounding him#enter Donna#enter the other Titans#and then Damian gets to know his father and possibly go to school and learn things and see how things actually are when Bruce is there#and Tim gets to touch bases back in Gotham and re-establish himself and we can reintroduce Tim's civilian cast#and Tim establishing an identity for himself that is still Partner To Batman without necessarily being Robin#I wish I could write this out as a fic but my brain is NOT cooperating#for fuck's sake brain
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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!
#personal#my art#Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse#to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them#i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair#every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW#NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS#people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money#my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.
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In the aftermath of Peri's tantrum, the Leisure Court Fairies discovered that nearly every Pixie within close proximity of Poof were completely drained of magic.
Fairies are presumed incapable of stealing magic-- not unless they are a bonded pair, where magic is shared. Therefore, the underlying reasons remain uncertain to this day. Cosmo had been the only Fairy to remain conscious during the blast, but researchers were unable to extract much information from him.
Thankfully, all Pixies, including Timmy, made a full recovery- with all their magic intact.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Instability: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#cosmo#fop peri#peri#fop jorgen vonstrangle#fop jorgen#jorgen vonstrangle#fop sandman#itty bitties fop au#this was supposed to be paired up with an ask- thats why its only 4 panels#but then i realized that the art here doesnt make sense with the ask so ive moved the ask for a later part instead#whether cosmo kept silent for poof's sake or because he genuinely couldnt say what happened is of much debate#though many suspects its most likely because he suffered massive withdraw due to using his pure form#that shit fucks you UP#scrambles the brain kinda fucked up#either way cosmo never told people what poof did to injure so many fairies#ALSO#LEISURE FAIRIES!!!#VERRY POWERFUL CREETURES!!!#and it still took 2 of them to contain poof hahahaha#get eepy idiot.#get bubbled idiot.
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#in reality if buck said i’d fuck your brains out to tommy he’d be like ok lets do it babyboy and hold his hand the whole time#but for shitpost’s sake.....#911#911 abc#bucktommy#mine
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For everyone saying "Mohg was a grooming mass murderer before Miquella and naturally interested in him":
No, he wasn't.
The truth is, we don't know who Mohg was before the Mohgwyn Dynasty but the new context indicates that he wasn't that terrible, as people make him out to be. All we do know about him from in-game texts centers around his planned reign with Miquella.
Therefore everything in the game that refers to Mohg and his Dynasty is directly intertwined with Miquella's enchantment. Miquella is the whole reason his bloody fingers are running around, murdering people, to drench his cocoon in blood, so he can divest himself of his flesh and use Mohg and his connections to the Formless Mother as an entrance to the Land's of Shadow. (And later, his corpse as a perfect vessel)
If Mohg was so much into all of this, why didn't they just make a deal, like he did with Radahn? (If Radahn agreed or not idk, but it does indicate that Miquella does make deals/vows if it serves him)
Why not ask Mohg for a similar deal if he was such a power hungry leader filled with bloodlust? "Yo bro, I heard you like spilling blood with your murder cult, wanna have even more power and legitimate your claims by taking me as a consort?" is all he needed to ask. If Mohg was so power hungry, there'd be no way he turned the offer down.
Why go through the hassle and enchant him and his close followers like Ansbach (who would have 100% called bullshit, if he saw that Mohg acted differently, considering his whole personality)? Because Miquella couldn' t be sure that Mohg would've agreed to do all the things he has done, as the head of the Mohgwyn Dynasty. Ansbach's Pureblood-Knight medal also seems to have another shape, which too suggests a change in the meaning of this occupation, since our Pureblood-Knight medal looks faaairly different.
As I said, WE DO NOT KNOW FOR SURE, who Mohg was before the Mohgwyn Dynasty with Miquella. We only have the clues that he wasn't that much of a deranged power-hungry, mad man filled with bloodlust, as we thought he was. If he was such a terrible person we didn't had people like Ansbach, daring to challenge a fucking God, just to avange him. All we know is that he had to be quite the personality and leader for having so loyal followers. He probably always was a little eccentric and crazy from the get go but not as far as terrible as Miquella made him out to be.
Idk I'm just so tired of people still shitting on Mohg, despite having played the DLC, when he was clearly abused and defiled for years, he didn't fucking deserve this and it makes me so sad. Like Ansbach said "My dear lord deserved better"
#Was arguing on reddit and figured I might post this here too#y'all still allowed to like Miquella but stop putting Mohg down for Christ's sake#also Ansbach's quest makes you feel so fucking bad for him why put it in the game if he was lying??#sote spoilers#elden ring#elden ring spoilers#shadow of the erdtree#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#elden ring dlc#mohg lord of blood#mohg#miquella#elden ring brain rot
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you know what really pisses me off? so many people acting like he is the worst person out there and no one will miss him. A LOT of people are grieving now and missing him including people that these people supposedly follow and care about. liam was not the supervillain people wanted him to be. he was messed up and did messed up things likely because of what happened to him. this conversation deserves so much more nuance than people are giving it. and maybe it’s too early to have this conversation now but it’s helping me process and grieve so i’m really writing this for me. people are complex and doing bad things doesn’t make you a bad person or someone worthy of death without being given the chance to make things right. and another thing, it is SO hypocritical to make fun of him and look down on him like he’s the ultimate Bad Guy meanwhile i bet every single person you have ever admired in the spotlight has likely also done bad things or at least things you wouldn’t be proud of. fame is an illness and it can cause people to harm others because they were hurt themselves. human beings are a culmination of everything that they’ve been through and everything they’ve done. he is not only the bad things he’s done and it’s okay and normal to grieve him as a whole person, because he was one.
#i’m glad most people are asleep right now so i could write this#i’m just so fed up with all the jokes on his behalf#people are IN PAIN. i’m sick to my stomach#liam wasn’t evil. he was messed up clearly otherwise he wouldn’t have been so intoxicated#man’s it drives me to insanity that these people who ‘stan’ an artist any artist could be so hypocritical right now#you don’t KNOW these people. they are famous and fame is an illness#it fucks up your brain and makes you do shitty things and act in ways people and yourself dont even recognize#EVERY celebrity has done something shitty in their lives and will continue to do so because that’s the price of admission#yes it was serious what he has done and that shouldn’t be swept under the rug but people are more than their worst moments#i feel so sick and dizzy over this. seeing all this shit about him everywhere is making me ill. i wish it would stop#i also feel for maya. this post isn’t to erase her trauma and experience at all. she has every right to speak her truth.#just have more compassion for people on all sides for christ’s sake#where is the humanity#grief#death tw#lp
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personal hc that hush can change his form at will, so each time he visits doc, he looks just slightly Off. but they cant really tell why. maybe its the lighting? well hush has definitely grown an inch or two since they met him, but maybe thats not concerning enough for them to notice. however, the two differing eye colors are new- could just be contacts tho, right?
they couldnt really tell you (or care that much, doc is tired) why hush is different now. all they know is something seems... Strange.
#i dont think we talk enough about how scary certain magic users in the redactedverse are.#no like. cant illusories project an image over a university or something thats indistinguishable from reality?#and the fact that daemons can technically shapeshift#dreamwalkers can send people to eternal sleep hell apparently. sorry avior#telepaths. listen. love the telepaths we have#but we cant pretend there arent dangers to telepathy.#strong enough earth elementals can shake the earth.#like. like are you hEARING ME??#and now we have Hush. whatever that little freak (/pos) is#and we dont understand the capabilities or limits of his magic yet. we know hes incredibly strong#for fucks sake he killed vega.#and rearranged his brain.#how doc hasnt gone to grippy sock jail at this point is beyond me truly /hj#redacted audio#redacted asmr#error: no identity#redactedverse#redacted hush#redacted doc
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Hi tumblr,
I'm tired and I've been considering making a masterpost with boundaries n shit, but this will have to do for rn,
It's come to my attention over the span of posting my Wretched au that some people haven't read my bio. I am a MINOR. I'm saying this because I've gotten comments under my posts or in the reblogs that make me uncomfortable, if not a little pissed off that people are saying innapropriate crap about my au.
Please, please do not sexualize my wretched au. Or any other au of mine for that matter. I create them for fun, not for fetishes. And to clear this up, i'm in no way judging you for liking what you like, but for fucks sake keep it to yourself and off my blog.
Thank you.
#this isn't explicitely targeting any one person#but fuck man#please respect this#for my sake and yours cuz i wont hesitate to block#banana brain blurbs#more like banana boundaries#tadc#the wretched digital circus au#also even if i were an adult i wouldnt want the stuff ive seen in my inbox or comments or whatver said to me
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didnt expect to be super gay for mrs hudson but whatever
#mariana ametxazurra#sherlock & co#heh i love her#struggled with her design for like 4 weeks before my brain was liek for fucks sake. put her in a suit already#hey btw the hug between mariana and sherlock is underrated#patsart
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i’ve never seen so many ppl collectively lack media literacy “vi left jinx” DID U NOT SEE THE PART WHERE SHE WAS ABOUT TO GO BACK AND INSTEAD SHE WAS PUT IN PRISON??????? LIKE DID WE WATCH THE SAME FUCKING SHOW??????????? SHE GOT MAD AND LEFT AND SHE WAS ABOUT TO GO BACK IF THAT DUDE (don’t remember his name) HADNT STOPPED HER
#USE YOUR BRAIN#USE YOUR BRAIN!!!!#THE THING IN YOUR HEAD#USE IT#for fucks sake#arcane#arcane season 2#vi arcane#jinx arcane#jinx and vi#sibling angst#love me some good sibling angst fr#as long as there isn’t an IDIOT in my ear misunderstanding it
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us all, starting yet another one sherlock adaptation and telling ourselves it’s hope and not delusion to expect johnlock to happen maybe this time:
#sherlock & co#so yeah anyway when are we going for a group therapy to treat our delusional brains?#for the sake of our sanity I will hope nevertheless that this time we’ll be rewarded for our patience#with a fantabulous john and sherlock getting together#they’ll kiss and then I’ll want to kiss the podcast creators on the lips out of my eternal gratitude#one day I’m gonna lose my mind if yet another show dares to queerbait me in the fucking 21st century#don’t get me wrong this is not me hating sherlock and co because it’s doing great and I love it#it’s just me with a festering wound and ongoing trauma after lokius or rather the lack of it#john watson#sherlock#sherlock holmes#goalhanger#goalhanger podcasts#johnlock#sherlock and co
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lesbians who are terfs will never make any sense to me crying about the supposed exclusivity of the “female experience” like my brother in christ she experienced an othered, lonely, confusing childhood where she was made to feel inadequate in her gender, sexuality, or both just the same as you and instead of letting this unify you against patriarchy you just enforce it on other people to maintain the sliver of “power” you think you have. how do u not see how dumb this is oh my god
#like trans women are hurt by the patriarchy they don’t benefit from it you fucking coconuts bc even if they were ‘men’ (they’re not)#they’d be men who cannot live up to the standards set by patriarchy!!!! this is feminism 101 yet some people run their mouths like it’s 1912#like dude. she’s doing gender and sexuality in a way cishet society hates just like u are. please be fucking smart and realize attacking her#only hurts YOU and loses YOU the same bodily autonomy u wanna deny her for the sake of “’saving ur lesbian brethren’ or what the fuck ever#you’re hurting cis women trans women intersex people EVERYONE because you’re so obsessed w feeling special for being perceived as a woman#and then being harmed for it that you can’t even see that the women you hate so much experience the EXACT SAME SHIT. use ur brain!!!!!!#anyways sorry read some takes from some lesbians in LC and got way too heated. god bless u trans dykes i love u trans dykes#idk what to tag this so. ya#posts
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"a vent comic doesn't need to look pretty..."
#digital artist#art#digital art#keyart#key vent#“I told you to study only for your sake!”My sake my ass#Like did he really think when I'm study (when he force me to) am I really studying?#I only study if my mood tell me too#if my brain tell me to#Aka I often fake studying just to make them shut up#and do you all know when did this happen???#EARLIER IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!#CALL ME ATTENTION SEEKER ALL YOU WANT CUZ IM POSTING THIS HERE!!#vent comic#vent art#vent post#vent#personal vent
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“sooo you have to make an account/download a app for absolutely everything but don’t you dare ever reuse any of those passwords you dumb fuck or you’ve just put your own private information at risk good luck!!”
#ikik i use a password manager for most things esp on my phone just aurhghh???#i don’t want an account to install pc drivers??#notscene.txt#ash.txt#and my phone loves to tell me about how to not reuse passwords etc etc sir i have adhd and limited brain space im trying my bestttt#(currently not reusing any dw i fixed it all just fucks sake)
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i wish i had the brain and inspiration to write bc i'm craving some hunter and amity being shitty bitey best friends content. currently thinking about how princess AU hunter finds amity's social incompetence more entertaining than anything, but if anyone Genuinely Did try to hurt her, he'd go ballistic. luz sagely sipping coffee or whatever in the aftermath like "oh yeah, hunter just does that sometimes" while amity is like "yeah, for YOU. not for OTHER PEOPLE.....????"
#we will assume for the sake of luz's blood pressure that hunter didn't kill anyone. just came close#mainly because luz has enough to deal with without the political complexities of letting her golden guard get away w extrajudicial murder.#amity who's visibly choked up about having someone care about her: fuck you hunter. i can fight my own battles#i'm exhausted and having a terrible flare day and have no brain. can u tell.#toh#princess luz au#and who is that other witch#shitty idiot repression gang
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If i think of horrendous inappropriate things about magneto tonight no i didnt
#nsft#snap chats#sorry. im drunk 😔#i am holding back as much as possible i promise but i need to let ONE horrendous thought loose. i fear its too overwhelming#the images are too strong and if i could id draw them for my eyes sake but i cannot so im subjecting you all to them AGRIL ALVIGNE???#sorry bars playing avril lavigne: anyway.#highey i always have inapropri thoughts about charles and erik but i restrain myself for the sake o the people …#i simply need him bouncing on it like idk what to tell you guys#UGH i need to draw my 309 comic. no he isnt bouncing on it in that but i just keep thinking bout it#i cant make that comic fully nsft for tumblr but i do have such a variant in my brain#‘snap youre obsesed with that issue’ and why would i not be its literally top five fic tropes ever#i will not stop talking about this ish until i properly draw fanart for it#like ……… UGH#maybe Next next weekend. maybe for my birthday weekend#my birthday falls on a friday thats fucked#anyways im gonna sit here having gross thoughts while with the fam. theyre playing uno maybe ill open google doc and start drafting …..#maybe ill release an nsft fic ver of the comic if i cant show that publicly who knows#maybe if im generrous one of these fucks won uno omg#ok bye im getting another espresso martini#jk im getting sn old fashioned ……#wait they have chess here…………………. im bouta fuck it up …..
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