#for different sports so literally there is a gotham knights team in every sport

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ok this post about the dad saying increasingly gay stuff about the Lakers but it's clark asking bruce if he wants to watch the gotham knights vs the metropolis meteors game

bruce: I would love to but im not allowed

clark: what do you mean "not allowed" you're a grown man

bruce: alfred says I'm not allowed :( you have to ask alfred

clark: ok??? alfred can bruce and I please watch the gotham knights game??

alfred: only if he promises to behave.

clark: ??? behave??

bruce: I will 🥺!!!

bruce not even ten minutes into the game: I will literally suck the whole team dry if Campbell makes this shot

clark: 😦