#for context it takes 15 mins to drive from work to my house but like 45 on the bus

[maironsbigboobs]

My dad literally can't do anything right

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tagged by @kabeswaters and @swellwriting <3

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? 0

describe yourself in a hashtag? very similar to @fortisfiliae #stressedanddepressed

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? Harrison Osterfield

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? prepare for disaster

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? um...idk my boyfriend knows basically everything about me sooooooo

what’s your wake up ritual? wake up, turn off alarm (bc with this at-home learning stuff i’ve been waking up like literally 1 min before my alarm goes off???), text good morning to my bf, snapchat, discord bc moonlit fam talks allll night, tumblr, get out of bed, wash face, get dressed, coffee and breakfast it’s very specific

what’s your go to bed ritual? wash glasses and face bc my skin is soo oily by the end of the day so you best believe my glasses be needing washing everyday, shower, say goodnight to fam, text bf for like 15 mins or until he says goodnight, turn alarm on, plug in phone, go to sleep

what’s your favorite time of day? morning but specifically from 7:30 until 9  

your go to for having a good laugh? FRIENDS as in the show

dream country to visit? Australia bc my dad once got to hold a baby koala there and i wanna do that so bad

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? so my family moved before my sophomore year so me and my bff started trying to surprise each other whenever one of us came to visit and the weekend of my birthday, she skypes me as she’s walking around what i thought was her house and then i start hearing an echo and next thing i know she’s standing in the doorway of my room and that was pretty much the best surprise ever

heels or flats/sneakers? sneakers converse

vintage or new? new but i love vintage aesthetic i just couldn’t live with it

who do you want to write your obituary? karli @swellwriting bc she is my brain twin and i would be mocking her horrible grammar and spelling from my grave and we would both get a good laugh about it in the afterlife

style icon? the mom i babysit for haha she’s like one of my best friends tho which sounds really weird but it’s true

what are three things you cannot live without? books, dogs, days that are exactly 65 degrees

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? um idk chocolate??

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? Sarah J. Maas, Eddie Redmayne, my boyfriend bc i haven’t had dinner with him for 47 days

what’s your biggest fear in life? losing the people i love...and spiders

window or aisle seat? window bc aisle makes me anxious that i’m in people’s way

what’s your current tv obsession? the cw’s nancy drew it’s so good please go watch it

favorite app? instagram, discord, or tumblr, depends on my mood

secret talent? um idk i can draw very realistic portraits of people when i take the time to

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? okay so technically this wasn’t me who did it but i was part of the adventure. when me and my boyfriend were just “friends” ie. liked each other and knew we liked each other but were too scared to admit it. anyway, we had this elaborate plan to shave our youth group leader’s head if we were able to bring in a certain amount of food for the food drive during vbs week. so yeah we spent like three days planning the whole thing out and then decided to go price shopping at walmart with all of our younger siblings bc we needed supervision or something lol to see how many individual things of food we could buy with $20 each we ended up just getting like 20 huge boxes of ramen and then his sister ended up throwing up so we took her home and then went back to church where my car was parked but instead of turning to get to church my boyfriend decides to go straight through the stop light (it was green okay) and spontaneously drive up into the foothills. well we get to the top of the foothills and we’re at the lake and we all get out to look at the city and my boyfriend claims that we need to document this moment so he takes a selfie with all of us and we somehow ended up right next to each other in it and i only found this out like three months ago (this happened back in june) that he only took the picture because he wanted one of us together in case we didn’t start dating lol so sweet and yeah, that was a very long story but i needed context instead of just saying “yeah we drove up a mountain”

how would you define yourself in three words? loyal, anxious, passionate

favorite piece of clothing you own? this dark coral dress that makes my eyes and hair look really pretty

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? a hoodie

a superpower you would want? i want to be able to project my thoughts into someone else’s mind bc i’m so bad at explaining stuff sometimes especially when it comes to how i feel

what’s inspiring you in life right now? ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Maas, highly recommend

best piece of advice you’ve received? opening up to more than one person is important because if you lose that person then you’ve lost all your support

best advice you’d give your teenage self? the friends who have stuck around this long are the ones you want to hang onto and the ones that you need are the ones you don’t always see

a book everyone should read? The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

what would you like to be remembered for? being a crazy dog mama

how do you define beauty? confidence in yourself and not caring what others think about you

what do you love most about your body? my metabolism

best way to take a rest/decompress? open a window to feel the breeze and listen to Islands by Hey Ocean! which is so calming to me

favorite place to view art? nature or tumblr

if your life was a song, what would the title be? we’re going with a fob/p!atd theme here and calling it “depression screwed me over so i screwed it back and ended up worse off”

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? piano

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? probably on my forearm or by my left hip

dolphins or koalas? koalas did i mention that i want to hold a baby koala

what’s an animal that represents you? great dane puppy ie. very excitable but will also take a four hour nap when tired

best gift you’ve ever received? my best friend made this photo collage for me when i moved that is hanging in my room and it has a bunch of pictures of me and her over the years and i just love it

best gift you’ve given? for christmas i gave my boyfriend a hammock and the bookshelf addition of clue, two things he had no idea i would remember him mentioning and his face was priceless. also i made my mom a cake for her birthday this year and she was so happy and said it made her feel very special <3

what’s your favorite board game? clue or ticket to ride (specifically nordic countries)

what’s your favorite color? currently a pale turquoise

least favorite color? any shade of light brown

diamond or pearls? diamonds

drugstore makeup or designer? drugstore bc i don’t wear makeup enough to validate buying designer, also i don’t really care

pilates or yoga? yoga

coffee or tea? coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee cof-

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? palindrome is wild because it means a word spelled the same way forwards and backwards but it itself is not one such word

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? milk

stairs or elevators? stairs

summer or winter? summer but like, only june

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? panera mac n cheese

a dessert you don’t like? red velvet cake which btw is not red-colored chocolate cake as many would have you believe

a skill you’re working on mastering? writing

best thing to happen to you today? i got to put all of my new plants in my windowsill and i named one of them (its name is albert in case you were wondering)

worst thing to happen to you today? idk today’s been pretty good as far as quarantine goes

best compliment you’ve ever received? my boyfriend calls me beautiful all the time and he always reminds me that that is describing looks and personality

favorite smell? coffee or my boyfriend’s sweatshirt for the week after i steal it

hugs or kisses? can i choose both?? depends on my mood mostly but i guess hugs if i just had to pick one

if you made a documentary, would it be about? literally anything relating to the mcu

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? a court of wings and ruin by sjm

lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick

sweet or savory? sweet

girl crush? literally any female in the teen wolf cast

how do you know you’re in love? hahahaha haha what's love

a song you can listen to on repeat? we fall apart by we as human or uma thurman by fob

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? idk my boyfriend probably, this is something we have discussed in depth

what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? for life to go back to normal

tagging @finnofamerica @woakiees @beskarjedi @outerlacy @swanimagines hahahahaha have funnnnn this took me an hour to answer

[fuck-customers]

Not your typical customers... but still consumers

So... I don't work a typical customer service job, I drive a bus for young disabled/ developmentally delayed children and adults for a private company. So some context, not all the kids we work with are disabled or even developmentally delayed and don't belong in our school but do to certain issues are enrolled anyways. We refer to our kids/adults and their parents as "Consumers".  The parents are absolutely ridiculous. You have small children under the age of five and as young as 18 months going to school where they are picked up generally before 8am and dropped off between 3:15-5pm everyday without fail. We have parents who know their kids will be home with around a certain time- we give about a 15min window for route changes- and they simply won't be home... Like no one is there and we have to call them before we can take the kids back to the school or countinue our route with the kids still on the bus. Most of the parents never answer their phones~ Why the heck would you not answer your phone knowing you have a small child in school or not have a working phone for that matter???~, or if they do they give answers like "oh... well I'm not home... sooooo" Like no shit, I'm aware you're not home! I'm sitting in front of your house! "When will you be home? I can wait or come back after finishing my route... or take them back to the school..."   "Um... well, I'm not sure, I'm not home... not going to be home for a while." "Ok... so Do I need to take them back to the school?" "Well I mean, I guess but Idk when I'll get there" "Greeeeeat..." Now we have to remain kosher and polite even though we want to lay verbal smake downs on some of these parents. We also have parents that call EVERY SINGLE MORNING before it's even time to pick up their kids. Some parents will call 15 mins before normal pick up. "Hey, I was wondering if y'all have been by yet?" It's not even 7 yet... you're kid doesn't get picked up until at least 7:05 at the earliest... chill, stop trying to toss your kid off and be a parent.  The worst though, are the kids that come to school flithy. I'm not talking normal kid dirty either... I'm talking have had lice for 3+months, been treated multiple times- at least once a week generally by the school- have fleas, look as if they haven't been bathed in a few days and have a smell to match. Clothes that look like they've been pulled straight from the dumpster. Shoes don't fit, clothes don't fit... like these are kids that make you want to cry because you can usually see the bugs crawling on them... from lice to bedbugs... The parents just don't care. The worst part about it though... the school is a mandatory reported of abuse and neglect, but it doesn't matter how many write-ups we do or anything else they won't report it to CPS or DHS. We have kids that we know don't get to eat anywhere but the school. We have kids that we know are abused because they show up with random unexplained bruises and the parents will either try to hide it or laugh it off  "Oh yea... Little jimmy is just such a boy" but the kids... some of them... TALK! They talk to us, their bus driver and monitor and we know and see more than the teachers at school. So we know and we do reports and the school does nothing. We also risk our jobs if we call in and report directly to CPS/DHS... we can be fired for trying to protect our kids... because we get attached, we learn about their home lives, we learn about each of them personally and build relationships with them... So in short... Fuck shitty parents and shitty managment that doesn't protect our kids/consumers. 

[bjwtraitor-blog]

On the BJWT website FAQ page Eduardo claims that Stage 2 and Stage 2B together are a combined 120 acres but only 30 acres are currently built on. Thanks to Google Maps and its distance/area measurement tool we can clearly see that this is a false claim, in other words a lie. 

Other places where Eduardo has given info on how “big” his stages are, take note of the inconsistencies:

Vogue: Heavy Petting Article (2015)   “When they get bigger, they're relocated to Stage 2, an eight-acre ranch nestled in the dense forests of Mexico, a short drive from Eduardo's home. The area is already expanding and a 45-acre extension is under way. Finally, Stage 3, currently in the works, will be a permanent home that comprises some 3,000 acres of land for the big cats to freely roam.” 

Instagram Post: 2014 (beginning of Stage 2) “Stage 2 consists of 6 Acres (2.4 Hectares) for my kids to be able to live and run freely.”

Gizmodo: Celebrity Studded Article (2016) “While Serio plans to create a 3000-acre “Stage 3” area for the mature cats, according to the Black Jaguar-White Tiger website, he has just eight acres of finished enclosures fully ready for his burgeoning horde of animals.”

Instagram Post (2014) “Introducing Stage 2's addendum: 28 Acres more (12 Hectares). I still don't know exactly what I'm going to do with it but it's huge. Note: This is not Stage 3.”

FaceBook Video: Stage 2B (posted 2017) “There are 22 acres here (We have a total of 135 in the area). We won't use the rest since Stage 3 is upon us.” 

BJWT Stage 2B is built right next to a series of soccer fields, all of which are about the size of a standard field (1 acre). When compared to the area where the enclosures are built one can see that the 2 fields are easily equal in size to said area. Eddie’s claims of the enclosures being built on 30 acres of land are completely fabricated.

We know the distance measurements are accurate estimates because the soccer field areas equal the standard regulated size.

Through these pictures we can see that Stage 2 is only about 2 acres in size and Stage 2B is about 19 acres. Together they are: 21 acres. Their total is no where close to 120 acres like Eduardo claims, not to mention not even amounting to the 30 acres that the enclosures are supposed to be built on.

This doesn’t even take into account the fact that a good portion of Stage 2 is supposedly “quarantine” meaning the animals aren’t supposed to be housed there permanently. This would lessen the usable living space even more. We also can’t forget that Stage 2B is home to not only Eddie’s big cats but coyotes, bears, monkeys, pigs, and stray dogs. This means his cats have an even smaller amount of space to be housed on.  We also can’t forget about the fabled Stage 3, an area that legend says ranges from “hundreds” to “thousands” of acres depending on Eddie’s mood. There have been no updates, photos, or information on this rumored stage 3 since 2014, theorists claim that the stage is nothing more than gossip and fiction.

The coordinates/addresses for the 3 locations (see for yourselves):

Stage 1: The Ranch/“Nursery”/Eddie’s Home Eduardo lives in one of the wealthiest suburbs in Mexico City, Jardines del Pedregal. It’s a 30 min drive from here to Stage 2.

Stage 2: “The Gardens” About an 11 min drive from here to Stage 2B.

Stage 2B Notice the sports center & soccer fields directly next to the property. About another 30 min drive from Stage 1 to Stage 2B. The BJWT website has no information on location or addresses for its foundation and its 3 stages. Thanks to context clues, various articles, interviews, and photos from BJWT Watchdog I was able to find the coordinates for all 3 locations.  Some screenshots/images come from here and here. Thanks to accounts like these that are helping to spread the truth!