#for context he’s been shot in the leg and going a bit doolally with blood loss

[barkilphedros-hat]

ooh book COUPLE of all time? 👀

Okay, hear me out. 👀

I was gonna say any number of famous book couples (Lizzie and Darcy etc) but I really love the relationship between Jimmy and Lorrie from Dean Koontz’s Life Expectancy. We love a badass cool woman and a wife guy thrown together through weird circumstances and sticking together through even weirder shit 👌🏻👌🏻 (Also Lorrie tried to trick a man into thinking she needed tampons so she could attempt to shank him in the eye with a nail file. ICONIC-)

The “don’t be mean to me 😔 I love you.” “Yeah, well we always hurt the ones we love.” Exchange sounds really poignant out of context but is genuinely so strangely funny when you read it 😂😂