#for christmas simeon will have another crisis guys
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sheepthatgobaa · 2 days ago
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oh nooo simeon u took off ur gloves and now ur stained with the blood of ur brothers and sisters oh noooooooooo
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Tamales. Gn!Mc
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Happy Hollydays!!!
 Well let´s have a feedback of what are tamales, maybe a lot of you have heard about it!! From the nahuatl word: Tamallis, that means: wrapped, since the colony the tamal started to make a big evolution and taste even better! with cooked corn dough wrapped in leaves of the cob or of the same corn plant, banana, bijao, maguey, avocado or even aluminum foil or plastic. And all of them are in the same pot so they can steam  (We do not recomend the foil or plastic one.) It can be sweet or salty, it depends on you and how you like it, maybe with veggies, meat or even pastry cream! A lot of latin families in every part of the world usually have a tamal for christmas! After a good back story Shall we start? 
[All the brothers are caught out to help for the dinner] 
Lucifer:
Again with Vicente Fernández? Mc, I already told you that if you want my attention you just need to ask for it. 
Cook with you? Sure let´s do it... Wait is for the christmas eve and christmas? You are so werid. Isn´t that pot quite big? Did you asked Lord Diavolo and Barbatos to search for it? 
He does not like to have his hands sticky with the corn dough, he even tried to run away when you asked him to help you out. 
He is in duty of wrapping them, after all he has expirience wrapping Mammon into the celling. 
Mammon. 
At first he refuses to help you out, but after warching your beautiful puppy eyes he helped you, he was actually the very first to help you. 
In secret he is fan of Vicente Fernández, so after a few songs he started to feel that he was home. 
He is in duty of knead the dough, even if he doesn´t like it, he is happy to help you out if you paraise him constantly. 
He might even start a tamal business in the Devildom.
Leviathan 
He does not like christmas, well maybe he only likes it for the events in his games, and the presents and discounts in the things he want. 
After actually begging him to help out, and giving him a Ruri chan appron he will gladdly help you out.
He laughs at Asmo while he is being yelled. He is in dough coloring, the sweet ones are pink?! And they can have  raisins or cream?! You humans are so werid. 
What is a guajolota?! 
Satan. 
Like in the novela of *Beeeeeeep* (Sorry Satan, you can´t say it, it´s a spoiler for the next headcannon)  He is so into, He even read a book on “How to make tamales if you are a demon?” and “Tamales 101″ 
Those books were burnt by Mc, when they saw all the fallacies. 
He is in duty of the Arroz con leche and the champurrado.  He is a happy demon after you explain everything to him! 
He is making the best drinks for you, he even undertsood the cornstarch would help him out. 
Asmo. 
 Just like Lucifer he doesn´t like to have sticky hands, or even hands full of oil not today Mc, but maybe tomorrow.  
He saw them in Devilgram and he screamed, you obviously yelled at him that those were not tamales, how does that demon even dare to present it? Someone that grabs you because you are on fire, and ready to kick some demon ass. 
He is in duty of puting the tamales in the pot, they are like babies, MC!!! Let´s make more of them pleasee!!!
He takes tons of photos for his fans, and he even made his fans cursed the demon that made you mad. 
Beel. 
Are you doing tamales?! Happy baby boi. He is the one that smelled at first, he needs to taste them. 
Search for banana leaves? No problem he will find them! Searching for corn leaves? No worries he knows a guy that knows a guy that will give them to him. 
He is the muscle in the opperation tamales for tomorrow, One thousand tamales in three large pots? He can lift them without problems. 
He eats and eats, and he does not even have a bite of the dough or fillings, he is a good boi. 
Belphie. 
He tries to help you with Beel but after watching that he is not even eating the dough or the fillings he is helping you to make the Tortas and bolillos. 
Just for Beel he is helping, as twins he can feel when Beel is so hungry or he have some food cravings. 
He needs his twin to help him knead the dough, Beel broke the table. But it was worth it. 
He sleeps while the tortas and bolillos are ready, after that and after the tamales are ready he feels sick, Beel ate too much. 
Diavolo:
I´ll find the pot even if is the last thing I do. Mood.
He is over the roof of happines, he even helps you with the flavours, and the things you need. 
Barbatos Mc! Needs human food and their grandmother, please go for them!!! 
He will eat every type of tamal and he will make a festive day for them. 
Barbatos.
My lord I can´t bring Mc grandma, she is with their family and her house seems to me like a war filled. 
He will go for all the ingredients, and will help Satan with the atole and arroz con leche.
Yes my lord, we will have a festive day for this, no my lord you may not eat tamales your whole life. 
He liked the mole ones. 
Luke. 
Move aside demons! I Luke, and Barbatos will make the pastry cream for the sweet ones. 
Baby angel tried to help Beel kneald the dough, fails in the action. 
Mc, is scolding everyone in the room for not watching Luke, they got their mood from their mother. 
He is shocked from Mc´s hability to using a flip flop like a mortal weapon (If someones now how to draw please draw this scene and tag me on pleasseee!!!)
Simeon. 
He is helping with the wrapping, and he is happy! 
Not even him could ran away from Mc´s furious and he got a chanclazo. Not even the celestial war punches hurted him as that flip flop did. 
He takes the bolillos and tortas out of the oven and have an splendind dinner with the demons, his grandson and even you. 
He will write about this expirience in his new book “How to survive with a Latin Mc!”
Solomon. 
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN IN THIS INSTANT!
He can´t touch the food nor breath near them, he is with Asmo making a curse into the demon and theri miserably idea of tamales. 
He eats along with all of you, but after this he will make some by his own. 
He likes the idea, he will make potions with the form of a tamal. 
New Character?! Or is this de MC?! it´s the MC. 
They had a crisis every single minute of the day. 
Let´s learn some Spanish: 
Tortas: Bread
 Bolillos: Bolillo, white bread, loaf or French bread is, in Mexico and Central America, an inexpensive and quite popular type of bread made with wheat flour, which is not considered sweet. It is about six inches long and has an oval shape with a longitudinal cut at the top, on the outside it is golden and crisp, on the inside it is white and soft, this part is known as a migajón. Bolillo is similar to French bread. With it, the molletes and Mexican cakes are prepared
Arroz con leche: Rice with milk, it may be a dessert or a drink. 
Champurrado: Champurrado is a typical Mexican preparation of atole, made from crushed corn dough, dark chocolate and water with cinnamon, boiled until thick. It is usually served with another typical Mexican dish, tamales.
Guajolota: Is a torta or bolillo with the insides of a tamal and you might find them in tamales carts, if you come to Mexico, I recommend you eating them in the CDMX or in the capital of the country. 
Mole: The term mole refers to various types of highly seasoned Mexican sauces made mainly from chili peppers and spices, and which are thickened with corn dough, tortilla or bread; it also refers to the same meat or vegetable stews that are often made with these thick sauces.
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