#for centaurs

[theartingace]

oops found another old one hiding in an old doodle file!

have some centaurs with no intent! Just a lot of doodles, Half character studies (Young Sunny getting his first shoes!(he doesn't wind up liking them.) and Young Irah in their fancy ceremonial outfit and miserable about it!) A rider pair inspired by carousel horses and a random good big sibling 💜

[a-book-of-creatures]

Centaur Watching Fish by Arnold Böcklin (1878).

I love love love Böcklin’s mythical pieces, they have this sense of realism, and often even sensitivity.

[fruitzapple]

Sparkle Dog?? 3d model Artfight ATTACK!

I love this character it was such a blast to design them with @catmintrose and I had such an awesome time modeling, texturing and animating them in blender I can't wait for art fight next year this year was so much fun thank you @catmintrose for letting me attack you

[lamaery]

more painting practice. A centaur in the morning light. Reference is Cristian (who has the best smile) via fatfotoref.com and @fugitiverabbit

[sarakipin]

🌲🦌🏹🐺🌲

[spicymancer]

A Bird in the Hand

Monster Researcher Eclair (and Andie) study the Steppes clan Centaurs and Mountain Harpies.

[allisonmckenzieart]

Get your hair just right, girl

[kescalis]

I sketched out some centaur designs based on the 1910s a while back. I admit the research was pretty surface level, but it was still great fun.

[davinawritings]

Monster Bestfiend Accidentally Finds Your Only Fans

Monster best friend that accidentally finds your only fans. As soon as he sees your face, he goes to get off your page, but when he sees the giant monster dildo in your hand, he pauses. His finger hovers over the play button, his mind at war with itself on whether to see more. His conscience screams at him to put the phone down and forget he saw you there, but everything else screams at him to see more.

He gives in and clicks on your page, and his cock throbs as he realizes that every video is of you playing with all different monster dildos. He starts a video and can’t help but moan as you bounce up and down on a very large dildo, clearly modeled after a werewolf cock. Your tiny cunt stretched more than he would have thought possible for a little human. 

His hand is immediately wrapped around his throbbing cock and stroking in time with your movements. He growls as he watches your face scrunch up in pleasure, feeling his own release getting closer, far faster than he would like. 

As you let out a scream and gush all over the dildo, he finally cums, shooting all over his hand and the floor. He releases a small moan as he glances at his phone and sees the cum covering the screen over your naked body. 

The guilt slowly creeps in as he comes down from his high, and he vows he will never do this again. And he continues to break that vow every night as he crawls into bed, his cock cumming hard as he watches your videos, only to swear it’s the last time all over again. 

And when he sees you next, and his cock starts hardening immediately, he knows he is truly fucked. He’s just going to have to find a way to claim you for himself. At least he knows you have a thing for monsters and riding monster cock. He can’t wait to see you bouncing on his. 

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

Credit: Petry & Crisian

[heytherecentaurs]

Brennan’s talked before about how as a poor young adult he lived in New York and struggled with food security. He tells a story of going to frozen yogurt places for free samples and a cheap dumpling spot because it was a lot of food.

His opinions on food and his described behaviours around food make a lot of sense in that context. He may be successful now and can be assured he can eat again when he’s hungry, but it appears he has legitimate trauma around his experiences with poverty because what he’s humorously describing is a trauma response. His mind hasn’t gotten rid of the anxiety of “I’m eating now so I better make it count because I don’t know when I will again.”

Because he’s a comedian he manages to frame it as a joke, but there’s certainly an underlying sadness. It also informs Evan Kelmp’s characterization. Capitalism is the root issue here and poverty is state-sanctioned economic abuse.

Anyway, I hope he’s doing well and taking care of himself.

[minotaurs-my-beloved]

Centaur best friend whose really fuckin horny because the poor man can't get himself off! So, he decides to ask you for help.

Friends help each other out and you're his friend, aren't you?

He swears it won't change anything between the both of you and all you'd have to give him a hand job just this once. But two weeks later, he's crawling back, begging for more, begging for your mouth this time.

He's so needy, don't you care about him?

But the blowjob turns into him needing your pussy. He's just so desperate to breed and he again promises it'll just be a one time thing, so of course you let him.

You don't want him to be in pain, do you?

His cock is fucking massive, and even after an hour of prep its a wonder he even fits, but god be dammed if it doesn't feel amazing. A "one time thing" turns into once a month event, then twice, then every week, until it devolves into him keeping you around as a flesh light for anytime he gets even slightly turned on.

What're friends for if not to help with getting out frustration, right?

[procyoren]

I would give you my soul if you drew a Mabelcorn (Mabel unicorn)

She’s making herself some leg warmers

Four of them

[mildcrow]

haiii ok #delete later but if i made this design into a little acrylic charm would any of u lovely folk buy one :) (i haven’t finished rendering yet but likeee lmk)

[song-of-baldy-ron]

Imagine being imprisoned and tortured in an orb for weeks after having died and served the god of death for decades only to suddenly come to consciousness and seeing that one of your closest friends is inexplicably a centaur now

[kimpossibooty]

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