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#dental surgery talk in the tags dont look mack#so when they tell you you're getting 'twilight anesthesia' what they mean is that they're actually sending you directly to hell#for a few minutes#(they only knocked me out about 95% of the way so i was tripping worse than i had ever done before.)#(woke up screaming and crying so hard another patient (high off his ass) was trying to check on me)
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this tweet is making me choke to death
#real though#sergle.txt#i'm sorry ik i don't generally post other ppl's tweets but i've been crying at this for a few minutes now
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nicky loves putting flowers in his mama's hair, naturally whenever rio is around she makes sure to grow the prettiest ones for them
#does agatha know where those beautiful flowers are coming from? definetly#she simply lets it happen because nicky loves it#and a lot of nights when rio spends a few minutes with him without agatha knowing he asks all about those flowers#and rio loves those moments where she gets to be nicky's mother#and now im DEPRESSED!#this was just supposed to be cute#sorry#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agathario#agathario fanart#agatha all along fanart#evgarart
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cat husband,,
cat husband for my cat oc,,
#cyrambles#cattails#yes i was on my switch#for a few minutes#at 2 in the morning#..i’m allowed to have sleeping difficulties okay#anyways get yourself a cat husband for your cat oc#the perfect blorbo#anyways goodnight
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gave myself a writing deadline since usually that helps me stay on track but im in Procrastinating Mode™️ so now i"m just looking at sheet music and tabs can i please not do this right now 😭😭😭😭
#i wanted to have it posted by the weekend but the notes aren't even finished#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#earlier this week i kept drawing instead#i havent drawn in months i only get these urges when im avoiding smth it seems#😭😭😭😭😭😭😃😃😃😃😃😃💀💀😎😎😃😃😃😃😎💀💀💀😃😃😃😃🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#it's not like i sont wanna write this i do i cant focus tho n im bouncing around doin other stuff#save me taro milk tea save me#scarlett.txt#i usually keep this stuff on my private twt but that thread is so long and i cant keep making my friends there reread the same things over#and over WE GET IT YOU HAVE ADHD SCARLETT !!!!!!!!#cryinggggggg#pulling out the guitar bc this mcr was supposed to get me in the mood but all day the urge to play is eating me alive#3 days ago i was contemplating taking my violin to get it fixed bc i was listening to you say run and i wanted to play it but the peg board#has been fucked for a few years now#peg board? the pegs wtf is a peg board#anyways im gonna just...... open up some tabs..............#for a few minutes#that's it
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"A voice to the side goes, 'And Grogory shouldn't have been drinking before this meeting.'
#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#critical role#critical role gif#critical role gifs#grog strongjaw#fearne calloway#Vox Machina#Bell's Hells#otterlyart gifs#I'm Travis going through every stage of joy#Stopped in to watch a few minutes of the new episode and it was a treat#Pike coming in with the steel chair at the end
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[29/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡
#jungkook#jeongguk#jeon jungkook#bangtan#bts#skygifs#missyou♡#a few minutes before the day ends lkaslkaslkas
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Hey all! clayworx , the ceramics guild / learning centre I make all my clay work at has recently set up their pride window display and I have a piece in it that’s available for purchase ⭐️
(the city itself has celebrations in July so we have pride month x2)!
Feel free to swing by, check out our storefront, or even book a lesson if you live in / around London, Ontario :)
#ceramics#sculpture#animal art#lgbt#lgbtq+#transgender#queer art#oh! id just added my bad!#thankfully caught it a few minutes after posting
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Found this handsome fella this morning!
Hyalophora cecropia
#a beautiful boy#ecology#entomology#bugs#moths#he’s warming up his flight muscles#he flew away a few minutes after this video
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Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...
So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.
No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.
"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.
It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?
So he does just that.
From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.
Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.
Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.
Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.
He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.
Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".
Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.
This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.
Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.
And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?
He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?
He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...
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Check the tags for more context!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Villain#Or he pretends to be a Villain#It started out as a Persona so he didn't have to keep justifying his existence to civilians and then spiraled out of control#He got a little too committed to the Bit#Danny claims that all Ghost Attacks are on his orders as a convenient excuse for being at the scene of every attack#He befriends a few of his Rogues and actually does command them sometimes to keep up the charade#They can indulge in their Obsessions from time to time and the Kid gets to keep up his weird Villain Act that he likes to do#It's a win-win#I wonder if Danny would try to recruit Vlad?#Or would Vlad fully buy into the Villain Persona and try to join Danny's team only for Danny to REPEATEDLY reject him?#“Why won't my incredible Villain Godson accept me?! And I not enough of a Villain for him?!” He cries to himself sometimes#Danny is the Ghost King#He just decided to overthrow Pariah when he attacked to cement his Villain Persona#And completely forgot that it was supposed to be a Persona for a minute there#JLD and Red Huntress are working overtime to defeat him#He is now the Next Big Threat™️ and doesn't even realize it#Sam and Tucker are just laughing theirs asses off at the mess he got himself into#Jazz is tired#And Val is wondering why her boyfriend is so awkward whenever she mentions Phantom
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do you see what i mean
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#this was in my drafts for a few days i stg i posted this. it took 2 minutes to make LMFAOAOOAO
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She’s really trying guys
#why is the dizzy update making me brainrot harder aba is only there for like 7 minutes MAX what the flip#this came to me at 2am#fastest I’ve ever drawn a comic tbh usually it takes me a few to even finish paneling#a.b.a#a.b.a guilty gear#aba guilty gear#queen dizzy#dizzy guilty gear#aba ggst#ggst#shitpost comic#paracelsus guilty gear
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Wait you had autism and still got along with the other kids and knew what was going on with them?? I was never able to do that! I still chose to do my own thing but would have been unable to answer those questions.
I mean I didn't really WANNA make friends for a super long time so it didn't really matter? And if anyone was outright mean I don't think I noticed till like 6th grade.
After 6th a few other kids liked to throw or kick things at my face or steal my art supplies or give me mean nicknames- I remember almost all the boys in my class one year started a thing where if I got within 4 feet of them they'd yell "[tea] GERMS!" and make a dramatic mad-dash escape, and that was kinda hurtful, but IDK how long that was a thing??
Anyhow I started asking them if they had a crush on me or if they were just stupid, and when they asked what I meant I'd just be like "well there's two reasons boys act stupid around girls. Either you have a crush on me, or you're just always this stupid"
And that invariably led to them yelling "I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" or telling me, "I'd rather say I'm stupid than say I like you!"
Which might have been hurtful if I wasn't growing into a mild superiority complex that assured me I was smarter than them, and nicer than them, and there was really no need to desire the approval of stupid, mean people.
(This was, of course, backed up by the fact that my father was one of those mean, stupid sorts of people, and I fully beleived if I could handle him, I could handle anyone my size, and so what if you dont like me? My own dad doesnt like me, am i supposed to value your opinion?)
Then by highschool I got hot, and if one of them started chatting me up I'd just be like "You wrote in my yearbook in 2002 that I was a huge loser. Why would I want to hang out with you"
And by THEN I'd met enough genuinely fun, interesting people who actually liked me that I was never around anyone who openly disliked me anyways.
Not until I started to realize I wasn't 100% a girl and cut my hair off- Then I started hearing other girls whispering to each other that I looked like a lesbian- gasp- which, again, was actually pretty funny, 'cause then I'd just tell them not to get their hopes up 'cause I wasn't available.
Then I graduated, and moved, and it turns out I'm actually kind of hot funny smart and successful, and whenever I fall into the deep deep pit of dumb ugly stupid imposter-syndrome, I remember that as mean as other kids were sometimes, their parents thought I was the best.
So anyways get fucked Gabe from ninth grade, your mom used to give me candy and bail me out of detention. I had the biggest fucking crush on your mom dude
#But uhhh I guess if I can give anyone in the weirdo seat some advice it'd be Prioritize whose opinions you care about#Learn to like yourself#and Don't take any of that shit seriously like the MINUTE you get out it stops mattering#Also I'm a security guard now so I've hauled Gabe's drunk on a Tuesday stupid ass out of ditches a few times#That definitely makes things better#I never forgot the hockey puck Gabe you dumbshit#How's your mom
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(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just#crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door'#oh twst you always know just how to get me#the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD#SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!!#3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!#SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH#oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things#also master chef grim! he's so precious!#though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all?#grim canonically flies in the nude i guess#no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE#if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭#which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna#anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody!#i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years#you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems
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I was a fool, Stanley
I didn't realize what I had until I lost it
I didn't know I had anything left to lose
#Gravity falls#I finished this yesterday and started working on an icarus!Ford one minutes later send help#The brain goblins have taken the wheels all I do is draw stan twins content this is my life now (I am happy with this)#I'm gonna make epic falls content at some point just after I finish a few more projects!!#Stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#sea grunks#Ford pines#my art#Comic#fan art#Art#Stan twins#stangst#weirdmageddon#I think that's applicable maybe perhaps#Tumblr ate the quality </3 it's okay guys
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It’s a blessing, and a curse, to let someone else besides Bakugo drive the van on the annual bakusqaud road trip. Kirishima and Kaminari were too engrossed in their own conversation, never looking back at you two for long periods of time.
It was early afternoon, but car rides always make you sleepy. You thought curling up in your boyfriend’s lap in the back seat would be cute, peaceful, but no - this fucker couldn’t keep his hands off of you. For a grueling two hours, he was nothing but a tease, grinning like the devil over your squirming whenever he’d touch you. Bakugo played it off at first, gently running his fingers through your hair or rubbing his thumb over your cheekbone lovingly at your drowsy stupor. It escalated when your crop top rode up, exposing your bralette and tempting him. Thank god you were facing the back of the seat and not the boys up front.
It was subtle squeezes at first, “brushing” over your chest when he’d lay his hand on your ribs or move to rub your back. Bakugo would inch his fingers to your stomach, quietly shifting to cop a feel and act like nothing happened. When he saw your brows scrunch, he decided to push further, splaying his hand across your chest and teasingly slipping two fingers under the bralette to pinch your nipple, flicking and twisting it between his finger pads. His ego inflated when your legs twitched at his touch, a soft groan falling from your lips. It didn’t take long until he was practically using your tits as stress balls, his insatiable hunger for you taking over.
Bakugo didn’t even realize that Kirishima turned into a gas station to refuel and grab some snacks until the van was parked, too caught up in his game to notice.
“Need anything, bro?” He asks over his shoulder. “Kami and I are grabbing snacks, too.”
“Nah, we’re good. Gonna get out and stretch.”
Kirishima and Kaminari head into the store while the two of you exit the van and take a lap around the parking lot. That’s when you notice the bathroom on the side of the building, door propped open and no key needed.
Before he can stop you, you’ve got Bakugo by the collar and bolt for it, practically dragging him behind you. He’s yelling something along the lines of “what the fuck, woman?!” until you’re both inside the grimy one person bathroom, slamming the door behind you. You let go of his shirt and shove him into the rusty sink, pouncing on him like an animal.
“You think you can get away with all that, Katsuki?” You growl, emphasizing his name as a warning. “This is a fight you always lose.”
“Someone’s suddenly—” he tries to argue but the words die in his throat when your hand ferociously grips at his cock through his shorts. His face loses composure at the contact, flushing scarlet instantly.
“That’s what I thought.” You pause to bite his neck, pink teeth marks left in your wake. “You started this, babe. You’ve got two minutes, make it count.”
#☆.rei daydreams#☆.bkg dreamscapes#thinking about fucking him in a dirty ass bathroom today for whatever reason#just too hungry for one another to care#desperately making out and needing more of each other but you only have a few minutes#hands shooting all over the place#clothes being ripped and stripped#bending over the sink or shoved up against the wall#it’s worth the stares from Kirishima and Kaminari when you two come back slightly disheveled#Bakugo’s neck is pink and your hips have pink indents from his fingers gripping them minutes earlier#barely visible under your clothes but just enough#bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugo smut#bakugou smut#☆.spicy
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