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#dental surgery talk in the tags dont look mack#so when they tell you you're getting 'twilight anesthesia' what they mean is that they're actually sending you directly to hell#for a few minutes#(they only knocked me out about 95% of the way so i was tripping worse than i had ever done before.)#(woke up screaming and crying so hard another patient (high off his ass) was trying to check on me)
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this tweet is making me choke to death
#real though#sergle.txt#i'm sorry ik i don't generally post other ppl's tweets but i've been crying at this for a few minutes now
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nicky loves putting flowers in his mama's hair, naturally whenever rio is around she makes sure to grow the prettiest ones for them
#does agatha know where those beautiful flowers are coming from? definetly#she simply lets it happen because nicky loves it#and a lot of nights when rio spends a few minutes with him without agatha knowing he asks all about those flowers#and rio loves those moments where she gets to be nicky's mother#and now im DEPRESSED!#this was just supposed to be cute#sorry#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agathario#agathario fanart#agatha all along fanart#evgarart
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cat husband,,

cat husband for my cat oc,,
#cyrambles#cattails#yes i was on my switch#for a few minutes#at 2 in the morning#..i’m allowed to have sleeping difficulties okay#anyways get yourself a cat husband for your cat oc#the perfect blorbo#anyways goodnight
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If you enjoy random videos people doing their craft really well as background noise, then may I suggest this dressmaker I just stumbled across, because I want everything she's ever made and holy crap, the SKILL.
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#Youtube#if nothing else just watch the last few minutes of the finished dress or makes me CRAZY#got why did you curse me with Bad At Sewing#also that video is brand new so go yell her how great it is she's not that big of a creator and deserves to be huge
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"A voice to the side goes, 'And Grogory shouldn't have been drinking before this meeting.'
#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#critical role#critical role gif#critical role gifs#grog strongjaw#fearne calloway#Vox Machina#Bell's Hells#otterlyart gifs#I'm Travis going through every stage of joy#Stopped in to watch a few minutes of the new episode and it was a treat#Pike coming in with the steel chair at the end
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[29/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡
#jungkook#jeongguk#jeon jungkook#bangtan#bts#skygifs#missyou♡#a few minutes before the day ends lkaslkaslkas
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Hey all! clayworx , the ceramics guild / learning centre I make all my clay work at has recently set up their pride window display and I have a piece in it that’s available for purchase ⭐️
(the city itself has celebrations in July so we have pride month x2)!
Feel free to swing by, check out our storefront, or even book a lesson if you live in / around London, Ontario :)
#ceramics#sculpture#animal art#lgbt#lgbtq+#transgender#queer art#oh! id just added my bad!#thankfully caught it a few minutes after posting
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Shadowvanilla but as the liar princess and the blind prince!
Based on this official art btww

#this was partly inspired by the cake hounds description btw#I suddenly remembered the game and was like!!! Wait a minute!!!#sorry I’ve been mentally ill about them for a few weeks now ouhh 💔💔#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#artists on tumblr#digital art#my art#art
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Danny and Jason kissing behind the gym.
Danny pulling back: Hey, do you know Batman?
Jason, 15 and panicking: No, why do you ask?
Danny: It would be better if you knew him, then him just following you around for no reason.
Jason: What?
Danny: Don't make it obvious, but he's watching us.
Jason: What? *Turns around*
Bruce:
Jason: omg he's so embarrassing.
Danny: I mean the word I would use is odd, maybe even horrifying if you don't know him, but he usually just stands in the background making angry noises so I'm sure he's harmless.
Jason: Usually!?
Danny: Yeah, he's been following us around since we started dating. You haven't noticed?
Jason: No!
Danny: Really? Can't you feel his hate when he glares at us?
Jason: obviously not!
Danny: Huh. I thought he was homophonic, but maybe it's just me he hates. Hmmmm. We should kiss more to test it.
Jason: No! Look, I have to get to class and make a call to my dad. I'll see you later
Danny: Okay but Batman is making threatening motions with one of his throwing knifes so I may be found dead in a ditch later. Can I have one last kiss goodbye?
Jason: No
Danny: I guess I'll die.
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Dead on Main#Right before Jason gets killed by joker#he has a secert boyfriend#who can sense Batman's dislike#Danny seeing a vigilante following him for a few days: thats a problem for tomarrow-me#Jason yells at Bruce for 45 minutes
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Found this handsome fella this morning!
Hyalophora cecropia
#a beautiful boy#ecology#entomology#bugs#moths#he’s warming up his flight muscles#he flew away a few minutes after this video
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Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...
So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.
No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.
"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.
It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?
So he does just that.
From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.
Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.
Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.
Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.
He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.
Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".
Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.
This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.
Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.
And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?
He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?
He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...
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Check the tags for more context!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Villain#Or he pretends to be a Villain#It started out as a Persona so he didn't have to keep justifying his existence to civilians and then spiraled out of control#He got a little too committed to the Bit#Danny claims that all Ghost Attacks are on his orders as a convenient excuse for being at the scene of every attack#He befriends a few of his Rogues and actually does command them sometimes to keep up the charade#They can indulge in their Obsessions from time to time and the Kid gets to keep up his weird Villain Act that he likes to do#It's a win-win#I wonder if Danny would try to recruit Vlad?#Or would Vlad fully buy into the Villain Persona and try to join Danny's team only for Danny to REPEATEDLY reject him?#“Why won't my incredible Villain Godson accept me?! And I not enough of a Villain for him?!” He cries to himself sometimes#Danny is the Ghost King#He just decided to overthrow Pariah when he attacked to cement his Villain Persona#And completely forgot that it was supposed to be a Persona for a minute there#JLD and Red Huntress are working overtime to defeat him#He is now the Next Big Threat™️ and doesn't even realize it#Sam and Tucker are just laughing theirs asses off at the mess he got himself into#Jazz is tired#And Val is wondering why her boyfriend is so awkward whenever she mentions Phantom
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This is purely anecdotal, I have no numbers to back this up, but I think the kids who have the best relationships with their parents tend to practice what I call the Circle Back.
In a space that includes both adults and kids, and is safe enough that kids aren't being directly supervised by their parents, I've noticed most kids with strong family relationships follow the same pattern: they socialize with others or participate in an activity, and then periodically circle back to their family group. They might observe one or both parents for a couple minutes, or offer a hug or kiss or brief conversation, and then they go back to what they were doing, and repeat. Sometimes they have a question (When are we leaving? Can I have a slice of cake?) but often it seems like a totally purposeless check-in purely intended to affirm their relationship with their parent. (Hi. Love you. Bye.)
Kids who are very clingy and don't really move away from their parents, or who avoid or evade their parents for most of the evening, would be examples of those who don't follow the circle-back pattern.
#purely anecdotal!#but I was at the grown-up table today#and noticed that every so often one of the several kids would loiter behind mom or dad for a few seconds or a minute#and usually mom or dad offers a gesture or affirmation#and then kid returns to happily playing with peers#I've seen this a lot but the pattern was so obvious tonight that I felt like I had to convey my thoughts in words
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One day, someone makes the mistake of mentioning Kate's wife when she's on the field and Gaz, Ghost and Soap expect her to be fine.
John knows better.
It takes John, Ghost, and Soap between them, with Gaz holding a hand over the guys mouth to stop Kate from genuinely being at risk of killing him. John actually lifts her off of the ground and walks out with her kicking and fighting to get out of his grip.
Ghost has to guard the door when he drags her out, Soap and Gaz can be heard getting a little hands-on with their interrogation. John’s grip on Kate is so tight that she'll undoubtedly bruise, but she'll forgive him when he stops her from losing her job.
"Kate- Kate, stop fucking- CALM DOWN- Think about it, it's a scare tactic. Sarah is at home with the cats, and she's fine, he wouldn't tell you about it if he wasn't going to touch her. She's alright."
"You don't fucking know that, you've seen the pictures, John. You know what he does to people-"
"Kate, calm down. Call her, phone Sarah right now and listen to her voice. She's fine, you'll be fine."
Even Simon has an undeniable picture of Laswell in her head. She's unshakeable, she's calm and she's fucking funny when she feels like it. But he's never seen this before, she's downright vicious and he can't help but watch with wide eyes as John grabs her phone out of her pocket and forces it into her hands. Can't help how his lip twitches into a frown that none of them can see as her voice shakes when she talks down the phone to her wife. How she slumps against Price and he holds her up, muttering quietly to her as her wife's voice speaks through the phone.
"She's fine. You're fine. He's a lying git, Kate. Nothing's going to happen to Sarah, you'd never allow it and neither would I. Hell, neither would Nik. The big bugger loves her."
Simon knows better than anyone that they're all human, despite all the rumours and the hero worship everyone gazes at them with. They're people. But sometimes even he forgets that Kate Laswell isn't a Station Chief, she's a woman with a wife at home and a group of cats that John likes laughing at pictures of. It's for that reason that he looks away, offers her the dignity of calming down in peace and slipping back into the Watcher persona without his eyes on her.
He pointedly ignores the grateful look John shoots him.
#captain john price#kate laswell#laswells wife#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#cod nikolai#sorry you cn rip best friends kate and john from my cold dead hands#she is not immune to freaking out over her wife and he is more than willing to play impulse control for a few minutes#if kate freaks out on the field then you run shoot or find john price urgently#also nikolai and kates wife are friends and if you dont agree then idc this is my post#oc: sarah laswell
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Got to thinking about the aftermath of the day of Danny’s accident.
Do you think at the end of the day, when there are no excited parents eagerly yammering about their life’s work finally functioning or at other thing that kept him distracted from his thoughts of what happened
That he just sat in the quiet of his room terrified?
Kid just died, kinda, and those first few minutes of relief when he turned human again must have been staggering.
Like, waking up to find yourself lacking a heartbeat, looking completely different and staring at the mirror just to find something completely other?
Do you think he was just sitting on his bed at the end of the day, gripping his chest just to make sure that he still has a heartbeat terrified of the thought of it stopping?
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp#How long do you think he was considering that that relief over his regained life would be short lived?#He was alive again and desperately hoping those few minutes/hours or however long he was dead was just a nightmare#might have spent the night staving off a panic attack
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do you see what i mean
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#this was in my drafts for a few days i stg i posted this. it took 2 minutes to make LMFAOAOOAO
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