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lakesbian · 7 months ago

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i was gonna make a joke about scrabbling at my keyboard while my pr team attempts to drag me away to prevent me from making a serious post considering the matter of whether or not rose thorburn junior jerks off but this is the same account where i posted a 1k+ word long analysis of blonde wildbow characters ranked by likeliness to have a piss kink so we all know i don't have a pr team

#footnote 1: see last answered pact ask for why i was considering this matter #footnote 2: okay so you know victoria dallon's canon piss kink?#and how i posted saying that i forbade her from having one because i disliked it?#and how i got a weird joke ask in response to that riffing that all blonde people have a piss kink due to society's kink-based caste system #and how i cropped it to look like it was a long contextless rant and posted it saying 'ok' to be funny?#and it breached containment and nobody knew it was about victoria dallon?#and the tags were all full of people tagging blonde characters as the post?#yeah the ranking was a shitpost based on that whole thing that spiraled into careful thought and an overlong essay because #of the sort of person that i am #for example i did not have to include lengthy context in the tags i could have assumed anyone reading just remembers the context #but i did it include it. due to being the sort of person that i am

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