#football socmed au's

[julianalvarez9]

appreciation post / rúben dias

summary: everyone jokes about how man city's admin must be in love with rúben dias due to how much he's featured on the instagram page and the twitter profile. they might be onto something.

pair: city admin!reader x rúben dias

mancity

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mancity Our UCL POTM! 💪🏻

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yourusername what shines more his smile or the award

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user1 the smile drives me insane

user2 RÚBEN LIKED WTFFFF

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rubendias 😁

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mancity You've got a smile that can light up this whole town 🎶

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user1 ADMIN A SWIFTIE????? I LOVE YOUUU

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mancity

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mancity Appreciation post for rubendias style this week! 🙌🏻

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jackgrealish where's my post

mancity You're getting a whole carrousel! 🎞️

user1 they're lying jack

johnstonesofficial rubendias you're so ugly don't know what she sees in you 😂

yourusername maybe bc he's not mean like you 🙄

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mancity Training! 💪🏻

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user1 the rúben content lately has been 🔥

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user2 post more julián please 😭

mancity I'm listening! 🙏🏻

user3 if i was the admin i'd post this much rúben too 😍

mancity

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mancity Our favourite underrated duo! 💪🏻

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yourusername father and son

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user1 admin tell pep to play julián more 😭

mancity 📳 Calling!

user2 JAKSJSKSJ ADMIN IS INSANE

[dumbseee]

rumours.

in which, fans start to speculate about you dating jude because you wore the same hoodie.

jude bellingham x influencer!reader.

fc: nailea devora.

note: this one is extremely short but maybe i should make a little serie.

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y/n: madrid looks good on me tho

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larray: comeback bitch i miss you

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fan1: she’s not wearing jude’s sweater this time 🤭

fan2: leave her alone omg

fan3: can y’all stop talking about jude?? she obviously isn’t dating him

fan4: i’m so in love with you

fan5: queen you should mute the name "jude" these fangirls are insane

fan6: Y/N QUICK HIDE, HIS GROUPIES ARE COMING

fan7: y/n is it true that you’re dating jude?

y/n: who the fuck?

fan8: SEE SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS

fan9: she wouldn’t be lying about that leave her alone

fan10: stunning omg

fan11: leave jude alone you freak!

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insta dms.

y/n:

you better address what’s going on with your fans before i start cussing you out on the internet

judebellingham:

hello to you too, y/n :)

loved your video btw

if you got rid of the hoodie you can borrow mine, green looks good on you.

y/n:

fuck you and that hoodie.

[kevinsdsy]

headcanon where jeremy used to play football (soccer), but due to him playing so aggressively and getting so many fouls he was advised to try out exy instead

[igotlovestruck]

fine line [ christian pulisic ]

after finding out the secret you’ve been hiding for years, christian made it his mission to be with his own family and of course, to be with you despite your careers and other obstacles that’s keeping the both of you apart. things are moving too fast and it’s starting to worry you. but don’t worry—“we’ll be a fine line”.

[ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ] — christian pulisic x ex!reader; oc!emily, oc!ezekiel, oc!andrew . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ 🫂 °.   *

[ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 & 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ] — insta au, im not really good at dates but just imagine the setting is during the summer lmfao, christian & y/n softlaunching (are they really though 🤨) . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ ℹ️ °.   *

࣪˖ 💭 .. 𝗘𝗬𝗔’𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 ⌕ YEAH so ive only got this for now, i haven’t finished writing the narrative scenario BUT FOR NOW enjoy this <3 ALSOOO belated happy birthday to my man who isn’t my man but is my man ❤️🖤

this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © httpsuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.

— in case you missed it: easy on me • read more of my works here!

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cmpulisic summer for the books ✌🏻 ready to go 🚨♟️

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user wait what

user since anyone isn’t mentioning anything about the 4th and 8th pic, i will. DID I MISS SOMETHING OR....?

user girl you’re wrong, everyone’s talking about it

user you mean, did WE miss something? yeah, we definitely did

user yall maybe that’s just his nephew or something 😭

user i don’t...i don’t think so...

user WHATTTTT

user whose kid is that christian 😭

user this is your year christian 👏🏻

user captain america ❤️🖤

masonmount congratulations brother 🤝

benchilwell my man 🫡

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yourusername what a crazy summer it has been 🌻 til next time florida!

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emilyemmons 💗 enjoy your journey to milan, my loves!!

yourusername come visit us when celeste is a bit older 😚💗

emilyemmons oh we definitely would 🫶 celeste definitely loved having her godmom around 😌

yoursistersig hot mamas!! 🥵 emilyemmons yourusername

yourusername stoppp 🫣

emilyemmons this summer is the most i’ve seen y/n wear bikinis and she’s the HOTTEST

yoursistersig ikr! that’s what i've been telling herrr 😫

yourmomsig zekey holding the flowers 🌷 enjoy milan, my love 🤍 wishing you all the best

yourusername 🥹 see you soon mom!!

emilyemmons those are from ********* 🤭

yourusername emi!!!

yourmomsig well, they’re beautiful! he definitely remembers which flowers you like 😉

deedee_pulisic come back soon with zeke ❤️

yourusername of course! he and avery can be playmates 🥰

user wait a minute...

user girl are you thinking what i’m thinking

user ...yes...

user is THAT christian 😭

user GIRLLL the tattoo, the beard !!!! it IS christian

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cpulisicupdates “I’LL DO MY BEST TO PROTECT THEM FROM THE PUBLIC”

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user wait what

user I KNEW THAT KID IS HIS

user we’ll never know unless he confirms it him babe

user girl are you not convinced already lol look closely at the pictures of the kid on the mom’s posts, he clearly looks like christian when he was a kid

user still not convinced

user you do you ig

user “very special people that i’ve recently reunited with” omfg exes to lovers i think

user GIIIIIIIIIIRL 😭 dont do this to me

user dont blame me i finished a lot of movies today

user i dont know which one of you bitches just lied to me and told me i have a chance with this man ... APPARENTLY HE HAS A KID

user this has got to be the funniest shit i’ve read today 😭

user yeah that girl and kid is definitely connected to him, i surrender

user she’s definitely the girl he dated during his dortmund days

user i cant complain though, she’s gorgeous and i dont blame christian for being private with his relationship right now especially if they have a kid together

[leatherbookmark]

f u till i f u is finished and I am YELLING.... men with balls I love you

[kawowoa]

how to (not) get the guy you want !

synopsis : sukuna is known to be jujutsu tech’s notorious super hot football player. he could get anyone he wanted—yet he doesn’t. you set your sights on him, wanting him to be yours even if it means making a fool out of yourself.

characters : most of the jjk cast

info : socmed au, gn. reader, reader is called ‘yuu’, delusional reader, a lot of swearing, death jokes, suggestive jokes, very self indulgent, possibly shitty jokes, college au!

status : hiatus again .. , tag list is closed

intoductions ; one , two

step one ; observation is key! sets your sights on the guy

step two ; don’t stalk that’s weird! stay close by so you get the chance to see him

step three ; uh oh back track! an interaction this early isn’t ideal!

step four ; second apologies never hurt! can’t let him think bad of you

step five ; don’t be afraid! always have confidence

step 5.5 ; a continuation!

step six ; impress him! not with looks of but with food

step seven ; a lasting impression! now he’s starting to think about you

step eight ; stay calm! or not either way just be yourself

step nine ; word spreads! your friends are gonna wanna know all about him

step ten ; make moves! doesn’t matter who but anything counts for progression

step eleven ; it’s the little things! do the stuff that’ll make them happy

step twelve ; ask him out! the worst he could say is no

step thirteen ; plan plan plan! it’s a collaborative effort

[jean-meowreau]

SocMed AU - pt. 7: Jean's PR response + a little bit of something personal

& I am always a sucker for Renee and Jean having Something Special 💖

TY again to @n0vakay for the original post that gave me the inspiration for this bit of plot. There is, STILL! more to come. See you all soon 😉

(also please forgive me my transgressions: I mixed up the IRL Baltimore Ravens football team with the Edgar Allen Exy Team. SCREAMS & again TY to the lovely anon ask letting me know)

[oh-saints]

hi ! would you be down to do a fluffy and funny social media au or an oneshot for a ødegaard!reader dating charles leclerc in secret because they're scared of martin's reaction, but martin tries to set one of his teammates up with reader and charles gets jealous and accidentally reveals their relationship ?

matchmaker

charles leclerc x odegaard&model!reader (ft. martin odegaard the big bro)

word count: 1k

notes: as a pain relief from my angsty works...? teheee but i can totally imagine protectivebro!martin towards his sister irl tbh and i hope you like this bcs this is my 1st time doing something related to socmed au! but as usual, i wrote this at dawn so this is yet to be beta-read.

ig pics taken from aimeesong's instagram; others taken from pinterest and tumblr.

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odegaard.98 please get a real boyfriend

yourbff lucky bastard he is 👀

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“ah, the honorary son of our family is here!”

martin didn’t waste his chance as soon as emilie opened the door, only to reveal a particular monegasque racing driver standing before his youngest sister.

charles, being sweet as ever, hugged the giggling girl—it’d become odegaard family’s joke that emilie had been secretly harbouring a crush on the handsome lad—before giving her a small box of signature chocolate from whatever country charles had just arrived from due to the nature of his job. the playful jab martin threw at charles was ringing truer than ever before as the mother of the household walked out of the kitchen, leaving whatever dish she was making to engulf him in a bear hug, whispering silent grace to god that charles had survived another deadly week of racing without a scathe.

which she’d never done to any of her other children, by the way. not even when martin was bleeding from the scraps he’d gotten due to the gruesome nature of football, week in and out. in her defence, martin hadn’t been anywhere near death—not even life-threatening injury—whereas charles grazed the door of hell every time he was working, should his reflex fail him for a mere second difference on that asphalt.

you might be wondering how charles, a monegasque royalty at this point, was subtly adopted by the odegaards, a norwegian footballer family. it was a wonder that never ceased, too, to be honest.

except for you, who’d been the one who opened the gate to this crazy crossover.

you’d shot to stardom because of your social media activities, back when martin was still a madrid player. long story short, your follower count was what sealed your ticket to the catalunya grand prix as a guest for a famous spanish fashion brand, which resulted you being ushered to the ferrari paddock for the brand’s main ambassador, carlos sainz, who introduced you to his teammate, namely charles leclerc.

did it answer your question as to why charles could be found ever so often around the odegaard’s residence? probably not, and the odegaards felt the same way, too, in all honesty. one day, you brought him home for dinner and the boys had been so excited to have another boy at their close proximity to play football with that they even skipped the whole interrogation thing.

thus, them thinking charles was your best friend.

when in fact, he had been anything but.

it was actually within your purest intention to introduce charles as your boyfriend that night. partly because for the first time, you’d managed to snatch a fine specimen of a gentleman as your boyfriend instead of adding another male to your pile of boy/friend. but mostly because you and charles had every intention to be serious about your relationship—like marriage serious.

you had actually prepared both charles and yourself for a long investigating query from your brothers—in their name of being protective and all, and despite your exterior of despising them for that, you couldn’t help but love them all the same. but it seemed like those two older siblings of yours just thought charles was another boy/friend you met due to the nature of your job, or probably due to your extrovert trait.

did you ever bother to correct them?

lots of times, you wanted to break the label kristoff and martin was giving charles. but it was your boyfriend who held you back, grasping your hand in his in a gentle pressure under the table. when asked afterwards, he’d always answer with, “in due time, we will. for now, I’m focused on gaining their favours.”

so you stayed put. after all, you had been a firm believer that only a man knows other men best.

but it seemed like it’d change after tonight.

“you really should look for a boyfriend,” martin slipped in the thoughts he’d already put on her instagram’s comment section in the midst of the table going around her newest campaign. “you’re glowing when you have a partner.”

you couldn’t help but scoff. “what do you know from a picture?”

“we’re saying that you look so good in your last campaign, probably because you found a perfect partner for the shoot. now imagine if you have a real boyfriend…” kristoff added and you rolled your eyes at your oldest brother. the guy in the picture was actually the one sitting beside you, your boyfriend of almost a year now, so of course you glowed like you’re in a relationship.

“do you need my help to set you up with someone?”

kristoff’s eyes widened at martin’s so-called brilliant idea. “you’re a genius! or maybe charles can—”

“nope, no one’s good enough for her.”

charles’ statement left the entire table speechless, including yourself. you’d never heard charles spoken up so fast, with a tone so angry and facial expression so full of distaste, despite his blue eyes focused on the dish he was playing with.

“well, there’s kieran who just broke up—”

“can’t you just let your sister choose her own partner?” charles looked up and chose to shoot lasers to the head of the table, even it scared you a bit.

this side of charles was new, for he would always be seen exasperated when it involved things around racing, but it was probably because the topic was new. your idiotic brothers had never—ever—had a problem with your romantic life. tonight was the first time the duo ever sold the idea of matchmaking you since puberty waves hit the family.

charles let out a sigh so deep, you knew he regretted his outburst. “she’s all grown up, for god’s sake.”

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yn.odegaard wrong account?

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odegaard.98 charles, just an fyi: this is not how you impress your future bro-in-law

kristodegaard you guys really shouldn't have hid anything from us, not cool @yn.odegaard @charles_leclerc

emilie.odegaard i love you for letting my brothers think the otherwise all this time

yourmomig i smell this from the first time i met you. welcome to the family, son!

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[draqo-pctter]

we fell in love in october / a dramione socmed 🍂

• muggle university au

• neighbors

• strangers to lovers

• football player draco

• english lit major hermione

• fall vibes

• theo/luna, blaise/pansy, harry/ginny side pairings

click here to read on twitter / click here to read on ao3 (the ao3 version has alt text on images)

[purinfelix]

ok will probs delete this when i wake up but sometimes it lowk hurts being reminded of the lack of diversity in the football community like i get its a very european sport so it makes sense for it to be more popular towards that demographic - but everytime there's a socmed au with a faceclaim that is the complete opposite of me (white blonde girl) i feel so ... idk like left out ?? like its a reminder i'm not the target audience and likely never will be ...

[dhr-ao3]

We Fell In Love In October

We Fell In Love In October https://ift.tt/wky8Ge9 by ohthedrarry For nearly a thousand years, Cambridge University has attracted young students like Hermione Granger who prioritize scholarly pursuits over a night out. It’s also attracted students like Draco Malfoy; athletes who come from money and follow family tradition. For three years, opposing majors and differing opinions of fun kept the two from meeting. But, when Hermione ends a long-term relationship and moves into the last unoccupied flat in Cambridge, she meets a new neighbor who captures her attention with the same intensity as her favorite works of literature. Can Draco live up to the expectations for love Hermione has built up after years of reading sonnets, or will his propensity for drinking away his feelings lead to a tragedy not even Shakespeare could write them out of? A Socmed AU originally posted on Twitter. Words: 270, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Astoria Greengrass Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood/Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson/Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Socmed au, text fic, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - College/University, English Major Hermione, Football Player Draco Malfoy, Neighbors, Strangers to Lovers, Eventual Sexual Content, Embedded Images via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/yWAEqso September 25, 2023 at 03:04AM

[julianalvarez9]

fast in my car / rúben dias

request: ruben socmed au where reader is an f1 driver 😵‍💫

pair: ferrari driver!reader x rúben dias

summary: everybody's shocked to learn that ferrari's golden girl is taken. even more so, when learning who's the lucky one.

author's note: theeee longest socmed au i've ever done 😂 hope y'all like this!! had sm fun doing it.

face claim: toni breidinger

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yourusername what 4 weeks without f1 does to a driver 😂 back to kart days 🏎️

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rubendias 🏎️

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user1 THE BOY????? EXCUSE ME???

user2 isn't it charles?

user3 charles isn't that big 😂

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yourusername work doesn't stop 💪🏻

scuderiaferrari every day a step closer to the 🔝

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rubendias 💪🏻

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yourusername can't escape the chequered flags

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rubendias 😍

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user1 WHY ARE YOU STILL HEREEEE

charles_leclerc hope you two liked the place i told you about 😌

user2 CHARLES MATCHMAKER ERA?

user3 ngl kinda hoped it was him

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rubendias date night 😻

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johnstonesofficial look at you all loved up 😂

user1 oh i just know he's going to get absolutely roasted

user2 he's a man in love don't be mean john

juliaanalvarez un romántico (a romantic)

rubendias eu aprendi com você 😂 (learned from you)

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yourusername grandpa took me on a date today

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johnstonesofficial 😂

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rubendias 👍🏻 he has a great sense of style

yourusername okay you're plain on lying rn

user1 when do we think they're hard launching we already know it's rúben 😂

user2 isn't her home gp like next weekend?

user3 presenting the family AND hard launching? in the same weekend? girlie strong

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rubendias work of art 🤍

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user1 I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

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user2 you're not wrong

user3 Y/N is the work of art like have you seen her 😭

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rubendias so proud ❤️ thanks for this weekend yourusername

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user1 FINALLYYYYYYYY

yourusername that last pic ?

rubendias because you're cute 😌

yourusername you can't even see my face rúben 😂

johnstonesofficial he's whipped don't mind him yourusername

user2 "so proud" 😭 i love them sm

yourusername thanks for coming ❤️

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philfoden you should have come with me!

rubendias couldn't say no to ferrari 🤗

johnstonesofficial to ferrari or the driver?

yourusername i hope both 😡 johnstonesofficial

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rubendias date night after the podium 🤍

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user3 not in my watch i want this for me

charles_leclerc loved third wheeling you two

yourusername i love youuu 🥹

yourusername lucky charm ❤️

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rubendias will have to come every race weekend

yourusername won't mind it 😍

user1 STOP FLIRTING IN THE COMMENTS THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP

user2 tell them to go away let them be cute and in love 😭

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user1 loved the paramore reference !!!

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johnstonesofficial rubendias is she the one in charge of driving? 😂

rubendias she's more qualified than me

rubendias you make me the happiest 🤍

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yourusername could say the same 🥹

[charlewiss]

want to make some socmed au's like i do in my football side blog but i don't have any ideas 😭

[kevinsdsy]

THE TROJANS SOCIAL MEDIA AU HEADCANONS pt. 1

laila dermott

laila dermott is muslim!! i've had this headcanon since i read the king's men for the first time in 2019 hehe and now is my time to push it.

nabil & laila are besties. they're both muslim and both in same-sex relationships which leads to them having an understanding of each other like no one else on the team could have with them.

ntm laila fr was his standing pillar when he was figuring out his sexuality

nabil mahmoud

nabil is gay!! which is something he really had to deal with and accept due to him being muslim too (bc what am i without the religious trauma due to sexuality lore)

nabil and tony are dating each other in the socmed au!! even without the au i would like to believe and headcanon there's something happening there :))

i've written a bit more about them in another headcanon post tho.

antonio "tony" jones

tony is what like a year or two older than the rest? he's an assistant and i'm not sure how old they're supposed to be in the book tbh so i would like to think it's possible or he's an intern (i love him being an intern either way tho so i'm very much leaning into that one)

jeremy knox

JEREMY KNOX USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL (soccer), but due to him playing so aggressively and due to him always being guilty of too many fouls he switched to exy :))

cody winter

cody doesn't know what sleep is and they don't care to find out. they're living on like 2 to 4 hours a sleep a night and surprisingly enough it works for them too.

cody is also SUPER competitive which is why they have managed to be part of the captain gc. their competiteviness has led to them pushing the backliners as much as cody can and the backliners actually listen to them too.

shawn anderson

oh shawn. shawn shawn shawn.

you were supposed to be no one. a random guy on the team.

you exist to me now. i feel like i could make a whole post about just him atp.

shawn was supposed to be comedic relief for the posts i felt were too out of character for the rest of the team LMAOO, but now he actually has a personality (to me)

shawn works a part time shop at a café. even though he's surrounded by coffee at all times and drinks so much of it he's the sleepiest guy to ever exist.

like that man gets about 8 hours a sleep every day and still takes nap, but still ends up with bags under his eyes.

he's always tired for some reason and everyone is so used to it atp. like he will ALWAYS sleep on the bus/airplane, no matter how long the drive/flight is.

but when he's finally awake he's so hyper. he says the silliest things. repeats the same phrases over and over again and has about zero filter.

most of the time the zero filter has to do with the fact he speaks before he thinks. it even catches himself off guard sometimes.

i feel like this is too long and we haven't even gotten into jean and shawn dynamic so i'm just gonna cut it off here and they’ll get another part i think

derrick allen

bro we don't even know who derrick is, but apparently he's someone to me now too.

this man has crazy attachment issues, but is also the biggest simp for shawn too.

he likes going around kissing shawn and making out with shawn, but whenever shawn mentions something serious derrick acts like it's just a joke. which i guess is easy to do, because shawn is always treating everything as a joke anyways. except he's really not trying to when it comes to derrick.

jean falls victim to shawn ranting and crying about derrick. so jean respectfully ignores derrick til he gets his shit together.

and i just realised i have SO MUCH to say about derrick and shawn too so let me cut myself off.

derek thompson

same as shawn and derrick. derek is supposed to be a no one, but here i am and suddenly derek is being perceived by me too

SOOO derek was supposed to be like the third party with derrick and shawn. it was supposed to be the three of them flirting and making out and being little shits but then y'all were asking about derrick & shawn and i decided yk what let's do it. then later the short oneshot was written by oomf and derek got mentioned as the one shawn is in love with and i was like oh... i fucked up the dynamic. but in another universe it would've been the three of them ig

ANYWAYYSS derek takes medication. i haven't really decided on what kind of medications, but while thinking about him i always imagined either depression or adhd or both idk

and i have so many more headcanons for the au, but this is too long so i´ll post part 2 another time :))

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COLLECTION OF WORKS ... !

works under newuniverse are purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. © newuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim these work as your own.

updated every time there’s a new work published!

🫀 = personal favourite | 🌟 = hit works

❒ edits ᎒

꒰ SOCMED FILES . ꒱

this just happened — dad!pato o’ward

↳ wherein pato won the jackpot—twice.

baby reveal 📸 — dad!f1 drivers 🌟

↳ the drivers reveal their babies on instagram.

illicit affairs — george russell, mason mount

↳ wolff!reader finds herself in a forbidden love situation.

low, low, lowkey — bf!f2/indycar drivers 🫀

↳ f2/indycar drivers post their private but not secret partners.

lips of an angel — ex-bf!mason mount

↳ maybe wolff!reader never really moved on.

bf 🤝 gf — bf!pierre gasly 🌟

↳ pierre and singer!reader needs to think twice before posting on instagram.

dress — bf!jack doohan 🫀

↳ singer!reader shocks her fans when she reveals her relationship with a person her fans obviously didn’t expect, f2 driver, jack doohan.

babe — lando norris 🌟

↳ they started as strangers, became childhood best friends, became lovers, only to end up as strangers again (maybe).

right where you left lover girl — charles leclerc, ben chilwell 🫀🌟

↳ singer!reader is stuck in the past, until she gets the closure she needed from her ex.

mr lover — ben chilwell 🫀

↳ singer!reader’s life two years later, or the one where ben and y/n went from being dog parents to real parents. (right where you left lover girl sequel)

fine line — christian pulisic

↳ after finding out the secret you’ve been hiding for years, christian made it his mission to be with his own family and of course, to be with you despite your careers and other obstacles that’s keeping the both of you apart. things are moving too fast and it’s starting to worry you. but don’t worry—“we’ll be a fine line”.

storiesforpeanut — lando norris

↳ the one where people find lando’s virtual storybook for his daughter

❒ narrative works ᎒

꒰ FORMULA ONE . ꒱

ʚ carlos sainz jr. ɞ

nothing yet !

ʚ charles leclerc ɞ

nothing yet !

ʚ daniel ricciardo ɞ

deez nuts

↳ husband!daniel, pregnancy cravings, (500 words, i think lol)

ʚ george russell ɞ

illicit affairs (with mason mount)

↳ angst, cheating

ʚ lando norris ɞ

not me!

↳ fluff, dad!lando, comedy(?)

ʚ mick schumacher ɞ

and then there were three 🫀

↳ fluff, new parents!au, cryptic pregnancy, childbirth, hospitals

ʚ pierre gasly ɞ

daisy, daisy

↳ fluff, pregnancy, mentions miscarriages, birth

꒰ OTHER DRIVERS (F2, INDYCAR, ETC.) . ꒱

ʚ clément novalak ɞ

nothing yet !

ʚ dennis hauger ɞ

nothing yet !

ʚ felipe drugovich ɞ

nothing yet !

ʚ marcus armstrong ɞ

nothing yet !

ʚ pato o’ward ɞ

nothing yet !

꒰ FOOTBALL . ꒱

ʚ mason mount ɞ

lips of an angel

↳ angst, mentions cheating

ʚ christian pulisic ɞ

easy on me 🫀

↳ angst, unplanned pregnancy, profanities, inaccurate description of mentioned places

ʚ ben chilwell ɞ

nothing yet !

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tumblr is ✨silly & quirky✨with it’s side accounts and my haikyuu account is a side account !! it means i can only post/retweet on here !! when i follow people back / comment on other’s posts, it will show up as that account !! (because the main acc + side accs all share one timeline) 🕺 there isn’t really anything i can do about it apart from making a whole ass account but 🥲 i hope this clears things up !! <33

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✨ what to expect on this page — 80% incorrect quotes, 10% headcanons and 10% fanfics 😌

✨ ships to expect from here — kagehina, tsukiyama, daisuga, asanoya, iwaoi, kuroken, and kiyotana (however, i do have a balance of general quotes and ship quotes lined up☺️)

✨ #life in the (team name) household — an easy way to navigate through the page and read content with only the characters you want 🌻

✨ disclaimer 1 (sources) — most of my quotes come from my other incorrect accounts / my old fanfics in other fandoms, i may not be able to credit them all so not all quotes are mine‼️ ADDITIONALLY i apologise if i post a quote another hq incorrect quote acc has posted ! let me know and i’ll take it down :))

✨ disclaimer 2 (age appropriate content) — anything that implies anything sexual is always with the timeskipped characters! i try to always add the #timeskipped hashtag so it’s easier to find too🔞

✨ a little about me — i’m elle!! (she/her, sometimes they/them). i’m 21 and i watched hq for the first time in may 2022 (and i’m very upset i didn’t watch it earlier). i mainly write socmed aus on twitter !!

✨ my other tumblr blogs! — @queeneye (queer eye) , @exasperatedmoron (DCTV), @three-trainwrecks (unus annus), @choupielu (skam france)

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✨ twitter! — chouyo_

✨ current fics published on ao3 / published on tumblr / in the works / posted on twitter !!

tsukiyama || yamaguchi does tiktok and tries introducing tsukki to his followers + domestic fluff and sharing a bed + suga being a great upperclassman moment

hinakage || [NSFW] long distance + voice recordings

karasuno volleyball team || different members of the team baby sitting natsu

kagehina || there’s a small flood, hinata injures his ankle and kageyama is a secret, caring sweetheart with strong arms

kagehina || engaged since they were first years. they never hid it, but somehow no one knew. everyone assumed it was just them making jokes + hinata sending out wedding invites now that he’s back from brazil

kagehina || literally just them holding hands because hinata got lost in the crowd before a game (and a little of “gay panic!kags” but make it tall beefy football man)

kagehina + mainpairs || they both have their main twitter accounts + a secret private side account where they scream about their crushes. lots of crack and fluff !!

kagehina + mainpairs || they both run secret sasaki to miyano stan accounts & are moots on those accounts without realising it + take inspiration from the show to flirt with their irl crushes !!