#football is pain: a croissant report
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ok, Martinez agente infiltrado para destruir as nossas chances confirmado - IMAGINEM TIRAR O VITINHA WTF
#why would you take out our best player and leave fucking RONALDO who hasn't been doing SHIT except fail???????#for fuck's sake#you know what let slovenia win#release us from the pain of watching our amazing team playing this terribly#football is pain: a croissant report#croissant says stuff#football#portugal nt#euro 2024
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caímos, mas caímos de pé! finalmente um bom jogo, acho que merecíamos mais, mas enfim, tínhamos um vivo-morto lá à frente, não há milagres :')
#now I don't have to suffer anymore!!! victory!#vitinha WHAT A DUDE#Palhinha and his beautiful cheekbones#nuno MENDES!!!#PEPE!!!!!!!!!! thank you Pepe thank you#football is pain: a croissant report#football#euro 2024#portugal nt#croissant says stuff#now nuestros hermanos hear me out.....
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Suffering NT, what else is new??
fucking miserable. Portugal nt deserved to lose the game, but I didn’t deserve this pain okay
#football is pain: a croissant report#croissant says stuff#i haaaaaattteeeee#nando please just bow out already#please just go#it's insane to have such a good team and they SUCK#football#portugal nt#world cup qualifiers#well if we don't go to qatar is not like we'll be losing much tho lmao#fuck
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SIGH
the true tuga experience (tm), losing when we have everything to win
#anyway#AVENGE US ITALY#portugal nt#football is pain: a croissant report#croissant says stuff#euro 2020#portugal x belgium#football#maybe it's time to leave Nando
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Rui Patrício, Renato Sanches, Palhinha today
#mamma mia#football is pain: a croissant report#euro 2020#portugal nt#portugal x france#football#croissant says stuff
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ITALY
you’re our only ho(p)e
please. I beg you 🙏
#per favore#😭🙏#football#football is pain: a croissant report#croissant says stuff#euro 2020#italy nt
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I’m so glad and relieved that Denmark’s Eriksen is stable, and I wish him a full and speedy recovery!!
That was absolutely horrible to see, and I hope there’s a serious conversation about those cameramen and the people who choose which shots to show on tv. You’re not allowed to film pitch invaders, but you’re okay filming THAT? I have no words to explain how heartless that was.
#trying to focus on the positive#though I fear my Fehér trauma will always stay with me#I feared the worst#I'm so glad he's okay#euro2020#eriksen#denmark nt#football#football is pain: a croissant report
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Portugal NT more like Suffering NT
I cannot with these men 😭
#football is pain: a croissant report#why must I suffeeeeerrrrr#they dominated most of the match but goals??? noooo#ONLY IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES#because WHY NOT#idiots#but it's done#phew#euro 2020#football#portugal nt#hungary x portugal
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today portugal nt respected my rights and I’m very thankful
#olé!#football is pain: a croissant report#that croatia looked very odd though???? they're better than that#little weird#but hey not complaining#football#nations league#portugal nt#croissant says stuff
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migos, os franceses mereciam uma felicidade depois de perderem 2-0 contra a FINLÂNDIA no outro dia (◡‿◡✿) taditos
#real talk though#omg porque é que os tugas não sabem passar bolas????#doeu um bocado ver#mas olha paciência#venha o euro e o seu grupo da morte com M grande#football is pain: a croissant report#croissant says stuff#portugal nt#football#nations league
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a draw with Revenge NT? I’ll take it, thank you very much
#portugal nt#*sunglasses emoji*#eheheheh#football is pain: a croissant report#croissant says stuff#(faltava o Eder)#football#nations league#FRAPOR
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eu sei k esta equipa tem um complexo qualquer e que bloqueiam em jogos teoricamente fáceis mas good God, este jogo foi horrível
#portugal nt#tamos no euro e fico contente#mas a jogar assim vamos fazer figura triste no europeu#o que como campeões europeus vai ser.....interessante#nao que isso seja muito diferente do costume lmao#MAS eu não quero ouvir bocas dos franciús#get it#football is pain: a croissant report#football#european qualifiers#croissant says stuff#tuga stuff#portuguese
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Epá e marcar cantos a sério hein? just a wild idea
#entre isso e aquele relvado#ui ui#croissant says stuff#football is pain: a croissant report#portugal nt#european qualifiers#football
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se não fosse o Sete Cus (Setkus) a ser frango e eu queria ver
#HAJA PACIÊNCIA BABES#fazem-me sofrer desta maneira para quê??#sempre a mesma coisa#football is pain: a croissant report#portugal nt#croissant says stuff#european qualifiers#football#portuguese
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KEEP STEALING PENALTIES FROM US AND WE KEEP WINNING THE GAMES
#felix BITCH#(the referee of course)#football is pain: a croissant report#portugal nt#croissant says stuff#football#nations league#portugal x Switzerland#phew#well that was painful#and NOW#will we lose another final in our own country??? *cries*
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eu sei que a holanda ainda não rematou 1 vez à baliza, mas para os gregos tbm só bastou uma vez
jesus fucking christ
#poupem-me#por favor#já nao tenho idade pra isto#portugal nt#football is pain: a croissant report#croissant says stuff#football#nations league#nations league final#portugal x netherlands#e sai da frente guedes
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