#food safety who

[hungee-boy]

you literally dont need to know anything about kamen rider to watch kuuga

you dont even need to know anything about tokusatsu to watch kuuga

kuuga is for free on tubi

kuuga is worth every ounce of your time

watch kamen rider kuuga

[niccolites]

Ignore this if it’s not your vibe, but I’m a sucker for a zombie!au.

OKAY OKAY OKAY. I read your zombie apocalypse Johnny snippet AU. Reader’s husband is Gaz. It has to be Gaz. Perfectl husband Kyle, golden boy Kyle tied up in his morals. Johnny and Gaz are so close, they’ve been tied at the hip since they met. A bond forged in fire, cooled in blood. It doesn’t really matter what happens, only that when everything turns to shit, Gaz isn’t there. And Soap has to worry about you and your baby, so he does. He swore to Gaz so long ago that if anything happened to him that Johnny would look out for you. Johnny gets you to safety. Fuck everyone else, he’ll make sure you and your baby are alive and well. He doesn’t care what he has to do, who gets hurt in the process. He tells you all about the ideas he has, a farm, somewhere safe. Where your baby, his baby, could cry and no undead would come running. A place that’s warm with enough food for you to never worry, a place where he can give you and your kids, his kids, life you all deserved.

But Gaz inevitably comes back. Walks out of hell and straight into your arms. And Soaps is filled with an emotion he cannot name. Yes, he’s glad Kyle is alive, fuck, of course he is. But what has Kyle done to keep you alive? Has Kyle stayed awake for days to ensure you can rest, scavenged until his hands bleed to ensure you eat, taken down threats with nothing but his teeth and claws to ensure you are never afraid? Kyle doesn’t understand that the world has changed, that they have to change with it. That they have to become monsters to ensure that you never do. Kyle doesn’t know what Johnny has sacrificed for you. How much of himself he has carved away to keep you fed.

Maybe Johnny and Kyle develop some insane psychosexual thing where Johnny is obsessed with corrupting Kyle to ensure he’s the one other person he can rely on, the one other person who he can trust to keep you and your babies safe. And if Kyle can’t live up to that? Johnny has killed for you before, and you’ve lived without Gaz for this long, you’ll learn to cope without him again.

i will actually commission u to write a full piece of this PLEASE this is so good

the slip between ur gaz's wife, gaz's baby to HIS wife, HIS baby.....

gaz who still wants to be the man you think he is, kind and gentle vs johnny who is happy to let you see the blood that he's spilled in devotion to you....i've breached containment

[solo-walker]

George Cubbins is actually so important to me.

[call-me-copycat]

As someone who's always loved microbiology and public health...

WHAT IS THIS??

I have wanted to work in public health pretty much my entire life, but it's genuinely getting scary now

This is horrible, is this true? If anyone knows anything else then please please please let me know!!

I have a personal fear of ebola, after having read tons of books on it that were given and (heavily recommended) to me by my favorite teacher in highschool. Not only that but it was the virus I was assigned to study and present and I worked on that research for an entire year as well

Also please absolutely read this book for more info on Ebola! You can read it free here!

If you don't have the time at least watch this video!

[emberwritesinsight]

Oh I have a horrible idea

You know how Akio can canonically bake at least a little? Imagine if he had access to the internet and could post these weird ass baking videos

[rustedleopard]

I know how in Clover Lives AUs people love to talk about how Starlo and Ceroba and Martlet would basically adopt them, but what about the Feisty Four? Obviously I don't see their relationship with Clover being as close as it is between Clover and Martlet/Starlo/Ceroba, but like, do you really think they wouldn't have been put on babysitting duty more than a couple times? I feel like they'd love the kid and would gladly take them under their (somewhat irresponsible) wings. They would've gotten into enough situations that Clover is used to being slung over Ed's shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Moray feels like they have a duty to ensure Clover's safety as the self-imposed "most responsible one" even though they're no better than the rest of the Feisty Four because they can easily be convinced into doing things. Ace teaches Clover all sorts of card games and card tricks and how to cheat at all of them. Mooch teaches Clover how to pickpocket in the hopes of "corrupting the sheriff's precious deputy" like they haven't stolen money from those neon green pants, lol. The phrase "Don't tell Star and Ceroba. Especially Ceroba!" has been uttered by the Feisty Four after getting into then out of situations enough times that Clover has learned to barter for their silence.

[caterpillarinacave]

Will: “Beat three eggs” now what does that mean? Charlotte: I presume in hand to hand combat.

Agatha: Out of my kitchen, both of you.

[sky-fire-forever]

I find Izzy Hands much more relatable each time I have to correct my coworkers when they do something that potentially could get people killed

[blossoms-phan]

i already kind of hate how surveillance-d the Public is like the normalization of people filming and uploading videos of strangers without their knowledge or consent but it being brought to the home too… 😀

[leederpfucker]

The Safety Tunnel Survivors would have loved Wagyu

[dreamerdrop]

I’m very used to old school forum culture which means my method of socialising is basically lurking for several months, then testing the waters with a long form post that sounds thoughtful but doesn’t overtly disagree with anything anyone else on the forum has said, but which shows off that I am capable of informed and respectful discussion.

Then, once I have my foot in the door, I can slowly ramp up to my ultimate goal: subjecting everyone on the forum to the most unhinged discussion topics I can think of and seeing what happens.

[maidmyth]

𝒾f you were a deity, what would you be the god of? — AGRICULTURE & THE HOME.

𝑔enerous & nurturing: you represent & protect the home & family. those who pray to you are often blessed with calm, happy lives & a bountiful harvest. celebrations & festivals are held every fall in your honor. a candle burns for you through the winter, hoping no one goes hungry during the harsher months.

𝓉𝒶𝑔𝑔𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎, saw it on the dash! 𝓉𝒶𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔, anyone who wants to! you can say i tagged you :')

[wild-at-mind]

When you tell people they should be sending every spare penny to their chosen Gaza fundraiser or they are Bad. But then it all gets a bit too stressful so you have to leave tumblr. :(

[arctic-hands]

Okay you know how you're supposed to toss any plastic food container that has moldy food in it bc the mycelium and spores can and will take hold in the pores and dimples in the plastic, making any future food inside it unsafe to eat? Does the same apply to Pyrex too or is it and glass too smooth? Also what if the Pyrex had a plastic lid on it when it grew mold, is that unsafe to use even if the dish itself is okay? I currently have the dish soaking in vinegar but hand washed the lid without thinking about it

[challahbeloved]

After 5 years of buying Empire kosher chicken from Trader Joe’s, I hit my breaking point of the chicken thighs almost always (and the chicken breast occasionally) smelling like hard boiled eggs. I bought chicken thighs from the kosher grocery store in the city, and wow, what a radical difference. Not even the slightest hint of eggy smell!!

And omg, it was so delicious too! They had a variety of cut options, and I was even able to get boneless but still with the skin, which I like.

The bad news is now I never want to get Empire again, and will have to drive into the city more often.

But at least I won’t have the regular disappointment of dinner plans being ruined by bad chicken needing to be returned!

[radio-ghost-cooks]

heads up!!! Boar's Head recall!!!

several types of bologna and similar beef products made by Boar's Head have been reported as having unsafe levels of a type of bacterium that can cause listeria, a potentially fatal illness.

a list of all affected products:

Strassburger Liverwurst (made in virginia)

Virginia Ham Old Fashioned

Italian Cappy Style Ham

Extra Hot Italian Cappy Style Ham

Bologna

Beef Salami

Steakhouse Roasted Bacon Heat & Eat

Garlic Bologna

Beef Bologna

if you have any of the above products labeled with an August 10th sell-by date, either throw it out or return it to the store

the only exceptions are the Liverwurst and the Steakhouse Bacon (being a batch with dates between July 25th and August 30th, and bacon with a sell-by date of August 15th)

it seems to be the worst in New York State, but Maryland, Massachusetts, Georgia, Virginia, and Missouri are all reporting cases of listeria. The surrounding states are also reporting cases, but at lower numbers.

Take care of yourselves!