#food love language!!! pyro watching sniper like a bird

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man.... still thinking about strictly prohibited workplace relationship

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Team Fortress 2 [my] Headcanons!

RED Team headcanoncs:

> all 9 mercs

Medic:

> Crazy as always. This man spends his free time working. On what? Who knows but it's twisted for sure...

> He actually enjoyed BLU Spy's head company. Many times he tried to sew him to new body of different animal. Unfortunately his head wouldn't survive after such operations. What a shame...

> He actually cares about his team. Uh- i mean, to the point he'll keep them alive (we don't talk about him stealing their souls).

> Always reads book with medical jokes before operation, just to entertain his patient and himself.

> Best friends with Heavy. He's glad that, besides Engineer, he can talk to him about anything.

Sniper:

> He is an animal lover. You will see animals like dogs or cats following him back to his van from time to time.

> He actually enjoys Scouts company.

> He isn't shy. He just want to have some alone time for himself.

> In his free time, he likes to watch sunsets and humms some of the songs his mother was singing to him when he was little.

> 100% collects many small things like animal teeth.

> smells like piss? Hell no. He is a hunter, after all. He cleans himself every day. I mean, come on, good luck with hunting when your prey can smell you from miles. He's a professional after all.

Spy:

> He owns a small snake he got as (unwanted) present from Sniper. He doesn't like it but keeps him otherwise.

> He writes a lot of love letters to Scouts Ma. He's a true poet if I say so myself.

> Plays chess with Medic.

> He takes side missions from Administrator and believe me when I say that he is always successful.

Scout:

> ADHD confirmed.

> He is a great artist! He will sneek sometimes doodles and sketches to Miss Pauling as gifts.

> Can't sleep without a noise, so he listens to Tom Jones on his headphones until he falls asleep (Because of it, he has dreams with Tom Jones beeing his dad Lol).

> Besides chicken wings, he loves good warm chicken soup.

> He can cook! His Ma wouldn't let her boy starve.

Heavy:

> He reads at least 2 books before he goes to sleep.

> Because of Medic, Heavy learned to love birds and actually named one of Medic's dove Akim.

> Quiet but verry good listener. Will gossip with Medic about everything.

> He actually talked with BLU Heavy once (in Russian language). It was a nice conversation, but RED Sniper decided to end it with one clean shoot.

> He loves puzzles and sometimes ask Engineer for some interesting magazines with them.

> Stupid? He is crazy but he isn't an idiot. He just let's everyone belive he is.

Solider:

> STAAAANDDDDD UP AND BE PROUD TO BE AMARICAN!!🦅🦅💥💥🦅

> Solider thinks all his teammates are Americans (besides Spy. Solider knows he's French).

> Zannah actually moved with him. He makes another necklace for her. And yes... it is made out of the human ears.

> He actually has bad vision even without a helmet. That's why RED Medic wants to upgrade his eyes. He really wants Medic to use pure American eagle eyes. Oh boy, someone stop him-

> After he covered himself in honey, couple of days later he tried to cover himself in jam.

Demoman:

> 78% of the time, he's drunk. He drinks 22% of the time.

> He LOVES spending time with BLU Solider. He is his best bud.

> He learned Polish language from BLU Solider so they could communicate on the battlefield. For others, it sound like they're just insulting each other.

> He collects empty bottles. Why? That's a good question.

> He has a beef with a goat that steals old food from the base. It seems that none of the mercs actually seen that goat besides him, so everyone thinks he's crazy- um- more crazy than he usually is.

Pyro:

> Fire is prettyyyy!

> They like setting different things on fire just to see in what color it'll burn.

> Humms some of the songs mercs teached him. Tho, it became a problem because she sounds really scary while doing it, especially at night.

> In his Pyrovison everyone looks for her like children so he act like parent figure for them.

> Best friends with Engineer and Demo!

> They gave Scout a nickname: Bunny.

> She collects animal pulishes and sleeps with them at night. It helps him to fall asleep.

Engineer:

> Tried most of the time.

> He is allergic to peanuts.

> Best guitar player in the team. He sometimes plays lullaby for Pyro to sleep.

> After he heard that BLU Engineer cut his hand off for a robotic arm, he had to do the same, so he cut his hand off... by himself. Fortunately, he was lucky that Medic had found him because he passed out on the floor from the blood loss. At least he manage to attached new hand before that!

> He has heterocromia (his left eye is green, his right is blue).

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can we get some fluffy tf2 headcannons? giving you full creative liberty over this one! :)

Idk if you meant tf2 x reader headcanons or just general head canons, so I did two sections for each merc; the first point is a general headcanon, the second is X Reader.

sorry this took forEEEEEEEEVER, I was just experiencing burnout and working on a prize for a contest on my server (BTW WE HAVE A NEW DRAWING CONTEST GO CHECK IT OUT)

Scout:

Scout is actually really self-concious about his intelligence. He’s not very bright and he knows it, and it makes him feel horrible. He had flunked out of high school and struggled in most of his core classes. He honestly feels really stupid and he hates when people point it out. But luckily for him, a lot of the other mercs understand what it’s like to be looked down upon and empathize with him. Quite a few of them help him relearn the skills he never mastered in school. Engie helps him with math, Spy sometimes helps him with writing, and even Pyro has him read children’s books to them to improve his reading.

Scout absolutely loves little casual dates. Stuff like going out to eat lunch, going to the movies, maybe just cuddling up in his quarters and watching a movie. He tries to plan one every week. His dream date is taking you back to Boston to meet his family and go to a Red Sox game. But obviously, since you’re both in New Mexico at the time, he’s going to have to shelve that dream for a few years.

Soldier:

Soldier is an excellent raccoon dad. At first, the other mercenaries thought they’d all end up dead by the end of the month when he first found them. But surprisingly, they are are very well cared for. They’re all fed regularly and basically have his entire assigned quarters to themselves. He loves every single one of them dearly, even the ones that hiss and scratch him every time. The raccoons, at least some of them, are kind of like weird, quiet dogs, and actually get along pretty well with most of the other mercenaries.

Soldier is a surprisingly very physically affectionate partner, and he’s not at all opposed to PDA. He loves hand holding, cheek kisses, cuddles, the whole nine yards. Whenever he’s particularly excited, he loves to run up to you, scoop you up into his arms, and press a hard, sloppy kiss to your lips. Of course, he’s careful to not hurt you, but he’s a very intense, emotional guy and he needs to express all that love he has for you!

Pyro:

Pyro is and excellent listener, so they’re a person a lot of the other mercenaries depend on to vent. Demo often comes to them to vent about his emotions, Scout, Sniper, or Medic will rant about what’s bothering them, and even Engineer will talk about his stress. And of course, Pyro doesn’t understand a lot of what is told to them, but they’re still happy to help them feel a little better, and they would happily do it a hundred times over to make their friends feel better.

Pyro has a hobby of baking and making candy/treats, and they love sharing everything they make with you. When they first gave you a treat, you honestly thought it’d be burnt or bad in some other way. But to your surprise, it was amazing! They’re actually and excellent cook, but they just love making sweet things the best. They’ll make you just about anything you could ask for without hesitation, but they’re best at making anything sweet.

Demo:

Demo obviously has the potential to pretty emotional when he’s drunk, there’s no doubt about that. But on the off-chance that he’s sober, he’s actually pretty sweet and considerate. Though he still is a rough-housing joker, he’s much more considerate of his friends’ feelings and has deeper and more meaningful conversations with them. He often likes to go to bars with his friends and co-workers on ceasefire weekends, having lots of fun conversation, drinking together, and generally causing chaos around town.

Demo, to put it simply, doesn’t like himself. He’s critical of everything, from his skills to race, because people have always put him down about them. His mother told him he’s lazy and unskilled too many times to count, just everyone makes fun of his eye, and many have made fun of his skin color. But you make him feel so much better about himself. Just the fact that someone so kind and gorgeous is actually with him makes him feel like he’s not as horrible as he thought. There’s been a couple of times where you’ve accidentally almost brought him to tears with a sweet compliment or show of affection, because he never thought in a million years that someone would love him and care for him like you do. He feels so blessed that he has someone like you.

Heavy:

I know the fandom’s decided that Engie is the Team Mom and makes the food, but I also think that Heavy cooks a lot too. He makes all of his own food, so he often makes a lot of extras to feed the team because a lot of them just eat junk food and Medic’s always complaining about their eating habits. Heavy often takes like half the food for himself (he does have a huge appetite and loves food, so he likes to take a lot) and just boxes up the leftover portions and leaves them in the fridge for the team to take. He says he’s only doing it because they can’t work properly if they’re unhealthy, but he also does it because he cares about their health. A little bit.

At first, you wouldn’t think Heavy’s the most cuddly guy. But surprise, he actually loves giving and receiving physical affection. He just doesn’t show it often out of respect for your boundaries, and doesn’t do it around others. His absolute favorite thing is to cuddle you against his chest. Sometimes it’s when going to sleep, or cuddling on the couch, or maybe just a quick hug. He just loves the feeling of your head resting against his chest and your arms trying (and failing) to wrap around his torso. It makes him feel like you’re safe. Nobody could ever get you when you’re wrapped up in his arms.

Engie:

You’d think Sniper’s the only nature nerd on the team, but Engie absolutely loves the outdoors, as well as animals. It’s because his father would often take him out camping every couple of months. It was often the only time he would get 1-on-1 time with his usually very busy father. So he does love the great outdoors, especially that of his home state. He especially loves animals. He was raised on a farm and helped take care of lots of injured wild animals with his mother. He absolutely loves pets and would like to have many when he retires. His dream is to have is own ranch, with horses and cows and a bunch of dogs and the whole shebang.

Engie absolutely loves playing the guitar, so of course he loves playing for you. He learns all sorts of sweet love songs to sing to you. He’s an excellent player and actually has a pretty decent singing voice (think Johnny Cash, he kinda has that singing style). I hope you like country music, because that’s all he’s going to sing to you until you give him some requests or he finds out your favorite artists or genres. You can tell how happy he is every time he gets to surprise you with a new song he learned, and he’d be a giddy, laughing mess if you sang along with him.

Medic:

You’d think this guy takes horrible care of his birds because of the environment he keeps them in, but his birds are actually exceptionally well cared for. He buys them only the best and most expensive bird food, gives them super high-quality water with vitamins n stuff in it, takes them to the vet regularly, the whole shebang. Yeah they get a little dirty from sitting around in his lab, but he always gives them a little bath at the end of the day to get all the blood and guts off.

Medic is honestly such a playful partner. Of course, around his co-workers he’s a little more professional; he still gives you soft touches, a kiss on the cheek, or a big smile, but that’s about it. In private, however, he’s such a sweetheart. He’s always sweeping you up into big hugs, kissing all over your face, and calling you all sorts of adorable nicknames in a variety of languages. It comes as a surprise, because you’d think he’d be a little more formal, but that’s really only for special occasions. It honestly brings him so much joy to have someone like you by his side, and every day he’s going to make sure you know just how grateful he is to have you in his life.

Sniper:

Sniper is an incredibly independent and self-sufficient man, but he’s also secretly a real mama’s boy. He loves his parents dearly and has a particularly close relationship with his mother. As well as sending them money every month, he sends them all sorts of gifts, letters, postcards, and souvenirs. He also makes sure to call them regularly. He goes home every couple of months to visit them, and one could see that he loves helping around the house and chatting with his parents. His mother loved gardening, so his number-1 favorite thing to do is help her in the garden.

Despite Sniper’s obvious lack of knowledge on self-care, he takes a lot of time out of his day to make sure you are happy, healthy, clean, and well-fed. He doesn’t hound you like a helicopter parent but he likes to ask how you’re feeling, if you’re hungry, stuff like that. It feels nice to know you’re taken care of or take care of you himself. If you switch it around and try to take care of him, however, he’s honestly baffled as to why you would care so much as to make sure he’s doing well. He does absolutely love the affection and attention he gets out of it though, it makes him feel loved.

Spy:

I’ve mentioned this before, but I have a head canon that Spy has a dog. Her name is Charlotte, and she’s an elderly Chihuahua. One would think he’d buy a French breed, but he found her out in the pouring rain one day and fell in love with her fluffy ears and spunky personality. She’s now 17 years old, extremely frail, missing most of her teeth, and extremely aggressive to anyone other than Spy, but he loves her dearly and pays for all of her medical expenses without batting an eye. And of course, she expresses her thanks with lots of kisses.

Spy loves dancing, and knows all kinds of dances, from flamenco to ballroom dancing to the Charleston to, canonically, disco. So of course, he’s dying to share all of the most romantic dances he knows with you. He’d love to actually teach you how to dance, rewarding you with kisses every time you finally get a move right and laughing softly when you make mistakes. But in reality, he just wants to use it as an excuse to dance with you against his chest and smother you in affection.