#food animial

[sophia-michelle-art]

PUPSICLE

To cute to eat ... but if you don't it'll melt!

[three-eyed-shrimp]

[cinnamon-flame]

Since StoneMover had a fox that brought him food, I think we should have animus familiars, and I think that it would be impressive to have a scavenger familiar that can gather supplies, as well as protect you from threats.

I love that idea! They should have animal pals! I actually never thought of that. I think the more popular thing among animuses (animi?) would be like things enchanted into familiars, the more sparkly and impressive the better, just to showcast their power. I imagine Anemone would have enchanted herself a dolphin made out of water, cause according to Coral they are distantly related to Seawings. I made some doodles for this, cause this idea was stirring in my mind all day:

[ijustgotherebro]

Interviewer: can you tell us what your relationship with Ms. Erina is?

Hisako: Im Ms. Erina's right hand arm woman

Hisako: Im Ms . Erinas everything her confidant, her best freind, her silly rabbit

Interviewer: her what?,

Hisako: Her silly rabbit

Interviewer: is that what she calls you?

Hisako: no

[galaxyedging]

Joel Miller x f!reader smut. Inspired by this comment by @miss-mandalorian

Dressing Up

"You have got to be shitting me!" Ellie's voice rang out through the partially dilapidated store.

Joel cracked a smile in your direction. Things between them hadn't been great. They wouldn't talk about why. It's wasn't your business to ask but you couldn't just let it go on. 

A week ago you came out this way on patrol and stumbled across this place. As well as it reawakening your own long forgotten obsessions, you knew Ellie would love it. Maybe her happiness would soften her towards Joel. She had practically fallen over herself to get inside when she saw the comic book store. Once inside she only grew more excited. Forgetting herself she even grabbed Joel's arm to drag him over to her favourite comics. "Look at all these! They're all perfect. They were kept in these little bags. Weird but so fucking cool." 

Half an hour later, Ellie had finally found the keys to the backroom. You and Joel had raided the food section while you waited. Joel had even found some coffee. It was Japanese, with a animie character on the front, but it was coffee. 

"Check this out!" Ellie appeared from behind the counter. Well, it sounded like Ellie. It looked like a character from one of her Savage Starlight comics. 

"Endure and Survive!" It shouted as it leaped from one side of the counter to the other. When it slipped making another leap, it removed it's mask and return it it's Ellie form. 

"You guys, there's toys and costumes. We need to take some back for the kids. They'll go apeshit. There's grown up costumes too! Did you ever dress up?" She sat on the counter eagerly awaiting your response. 

"Once or twice." You smiled at the memory of comic cons past. 

"Joel?" She asked. He seemed surprised and relieved to be included in the conversation. 

"Nope. This wasn't my thing." He told her.

"You never dressed up at Halloween for…fun." Ellie caught herself before she mentioned Sarah. 

"No. I have never dressed up. For anything." Joel firmly shook his head.

Ellie shot you a look before scrambling to get to the backroom.

"Looks like you are dressing up." You teased him.

"No, I'm not." He came to stand by your side. His arm pressed against yours. Showing affection when Ellie was around was still relatively new. He'd wanted to keep things between you private. His fingers just began to lace with yours when she appeared with a few costumes in her arms. 

"Here." Ellie grinned triumphantly. She was so pleased with herself, she completely missed the little squeeze Joel gave your hand before he moved forward. 

Humouring her, he sifted through the bags. There was a blue alien, some sort of space pirate complete with metal eyepatch, the last one was some sort of space armour. 

"Hunter." He heard you breathe as he got to the space armour. He didn't miss the slight flush on your cheeks but he pretended to. 

"What even are these?" He asked Ellie.

"This guy is a trader." She pointed to the blue alien. "This guy." She pointed to the space pirate. "Is a morally ambiguous space bandit and this guy…" She pointed to the metal looking suit. "...is a mysterious bounty hunter."

"What makes him so mysterious? The mask?" Joel prodded, watching you out of the corner of his eye.

"Kind of. He never takes it off, not even the girl that loves him has seen his face. No one knows his name. They just call him Hunter because, you know, bounty hunter. In the newer comics he has to help this kid and everyone sees that he's not just a skilled killer, he's really a good guy…it was a fun arc." Ellie grinned at recalling the comic Joel had climbed down a hole in the floor, into a basement to get for her. 

Even though he was distracted by the smile Ellie was finally giving in his direction he saw the blush on your face spread further. 

"So who did you dress up as?" She turned her attention to you.

"Erm…a character from a vampire show and…er…Captain Annabelle Croft." You avoided Joel's quizzical gaze.

"Hunter's girlfriend?" Ellie chucked before jumping off of the counter and shoving the Hunter costume into Joel's arms. She walked off laughing to grab some decades old comic book themed candy. 

It was Joel's turn to blush. He opened his mouth to say something before the sound of Clickers cut him off. 

The warm water of Joel's shower was just what you needed after having to climb through two buildings to pick of the last of the infected this morning. Luckily, the comic book store was only a short ride from Jackson. It was on the patrol route of a couple of older guys who just didn't get the significance of it. It was only when Tommy asked you to cover that you found out about it. Climbing out of the tub, you made your way to Joel's room in your bath robe. Ellie had made it suspiciously clear that she wouldn't be near the house tonight so you left your things on his bed. 

The door to Joel's room was open, you know you left it closed so he must have been in there. When it was clear he wasn't still there you began to undo your robe.

"Don't move." Joel's voice gritted out behind you. 

"What?" His direction confused you. Your body instantly reacted, it froze in place, your breathing slowed, your ears searched for sounds of infected. Your mind knew you were safe here.

"I have orders to bring you in dead or alive." Joel continued.

That was the point when you turned around to come face to face with Hunter. The laughter that peeled out of you was uncontrollable. Joel's own laughter, muffled as it was, joined it. Removing the mask he smiled at you. "That sound was definitely worth strapping all this on. It even got me an hour of no shit from Ellie. I might keep the suit."

Finally calming down, you took Joel in. The amour plates accentuated his muscle thighs, his solid chest and broad shoulders. 

"Maybe you could keep it on for a little while longer." Your fingers traced lightly over his chest plate. 

"You like it, huh?" He smirked. 

Taking his hand, you removed his glove before pressing his hand between your legs. 

"Oh, you really like it." He groaned against your neck as he pressed kisses to it while he slipped his fingers inside of you. 

"Joel? Erm…helmet?" You blushed at your own request.

Thankfully, the helmet covered the shit eater grin he gave you. You were definitely going to hear about that later. With his fingers stretching you and his thumb on your clit, you didn't even care. 

"Look at you. I bet you'd let me cuff you and take you back for the reward the King has for me, as long as I kept doing this. Dirty little thing." Joel teased.

Your inner fangirl squealed as your inner walls gripped him. Joel had actually learned about the character. In the comics he had met his love when she was a bounty he was assigned by the king of a small planet. He definitely didn't make her come on his fingers embarrassingly quickly in the comics. 

Joel slipped his fingers out and under the rim of the helmet to lick them clean. "Maybe this is a better reward. You got anything else for me?"

The words were barely out when you were on your knees for him. The zip of his jumpsuit was down and his cock was in your mouth in seconds. 

"Jesus!" Joel exclaimed. The helmet almost came off of his head at the speed of which he threw his head back. 

"I take it back. The way you suck dick is worth more than any reward." He chuckled as he threaded his fingers into your hair. They rested there as your head bobbed up and down on his length. Your split rolling down over his balls made them easier to manipulate in your hands as you massaged them. Joel's gripped tightened as he urged you off of him. 

"I want to feel that little pussy around my cock before I come." He helped you up as he spoke. 

Not being able to kiss him was a little strange so you pressed a kiss to his ungloved hand. 

"If I let you fuck this pussy with you let me go?" You asked, dropping your robe. 

"I'll be honest. I don't know. I might just have to keep you for myself." He surged forward and grabbed you against his chest. You giggled as you turn him toward the bed. "Sit up, at the headboard."

He did as he was told before you straddled his lap. His groan echoed around his helmet as you sunk all the way down on to him. 

"Maybe I should run. Then you'd have to catch me and cuff me." You panted as you began to ride him.

Joel picked up what your were putting down real quick. He grabbed you hands in his, holding them behind your back. He used his grip on you to help you bounce on him. The next few minutes were an intense mix of skin slapping on skin, the wet sound of Joel's girth sliding in and out and your collective moans as you rode him with all your worth. Joel did enough for you but Joel dresses as your favourite fantasy had you feral.

"I don't think I need to hold you. You ain't running anywhere. Not away from a fucking like this." He let go of your hands allowing you to grip his headboard and bouncing even harder on him. 

"You want me to give up my bounty? Then you better come for me. Soak my cock." His dirty words were enough to push you over the edge you'd been balanced on pretty much since he entered you. 

"Oh fuck, yes! You feel so good, Baby." He groaned as your pussy tried to milk him. "Oh shit." He pulled out, your hand joining his jerked him a few times before he shot his load. Some of it spurting as high as your breasts.

Tags @kirsteng42 @babydarkstar @prolix-yuy @thegreenkid @hquinzelle @fangirl-316 @gracie7209 @jedifarmerr @doommommy @scorpio-marionette @sturkillerbase @harriedandharassed @aynsleywalker @mswarriorbabe80 @quica-quica-quica @rise-my-angel @adancedivasmom @graciexmarvel @kinda-nobody @movievillainess721 @munsonownsmyass

Suddenly, he wrenched the helmet off his head. His face was flushed. His curls were drenched with sweat. It dripped down the sides of his face. "You had to have a thing for the guy with the helmet?!" 

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[axilarycobra]

A Guide to the Dragon World - fan edition | something I'm working on

Since I made the post asking for headcanons, here's a post to show what I already have and plan to write for this project.

I loved A Guide to the Dragon World, but I can never really get enough of world-building so after the guide was released, I started to write my own little fan editions of things that could have gone in the guide. I've been writing things in sections, but I hope to be able to put them together and stylize them a bit like the guide, although maybe not as well since the guide is beautifully done with art and design that I won't be able to do.

Anyway, I'm not done with it, I'm taking my time with it because I haven't been the most motivated for a while, but I'm getting back into it and I've been wondering what I should do with it. I'm currently writing it somewhere only I can see, but I would love to be able to share it with others. They would kind of just be more narrative approaches to my headcanon posts.

I've been thinking if I should post everything together on a fanfiction website, or post each section individually as Tumblr posts, although this would make it harder to find everything. So what I'm going to do right now is just give a list of the things I'm writing to include in it, and if anyone is interested, let me know so I can see what sounds like the best.

The way I'm writing these fanmade sections is basically like add-ons to the original guide. Some of them include notes that refer to sections in the real guide, so it's meant to be read as if it is in the official guide. I also wanted to try to include as many characters as I could (counting characters who were in the official guide), so hopefully by doing that, it made it so that I'm writing about a wider topic of things.

(some things already have names because I finished writing them, but for others I only have overviews, but everything will eventually have its own name).

Introduction

This little beginning section in the actual guide is just the Scorching legend and the map.

Info about the first tribe and resettlement after the Scorching. Basically, it gives more detailed descriptions of the dragons during this time and how the tribes were eventually formed after the Scorching happened.

MudWings

Additions:

A guide to the social structure and architecture of the MudWings by Reed of the MudWings

The Festival of Feasts by Bullfrog of the MudWings

Farming in the Mud Kingdom by Pheasant of the MudWings

Legends of Swamp Monsters by Marsh of the MudWings

Entries from Mayfly's journal about the healing properties of mud, leaves, and other natural resources

Education in the Mud Kingdom, a school project by Newt of the MudWings

A History of MudWing War by Gharial of the MudWings

The MudWing royal lineage / notable queens

MudWing history timeline by Sepia of the MudWings

Diagram of the social structure

SeaWings

Additions:

The Strength of the SeaWing Navy - A Report

A Celebration in the Dark by Moray of the SeaWings

Tales of Sea Monsters by Angelfish of the SeaWings (sent by Fin)

Low/middle-class SeaWing cities (a school project by Barracuda)

Old general report about SeaWing pirates (ft. notes from Piranha)

A Guide to aquaculture and SeaWing food by Lagoon of the SeaWings

The creation of the SeaWing Council

Historical SeaWing animi

A little memorial to the victims of the Royal SeaWing Massacre and how animus magic returned to the royal bloodline

A guide to SeaWing education by Gill

Poseidon, the SeaWing god (a school project by Snail)

SeaWings outside of the Kingdom of Sea by Riptide of the SeaWings

A busy day in the palace by Flounder of the SeaWings

Scrolls, Scrolls, and more Scrolls by Pike of the SeaWings

The SeaWing royal lineage / notable queens

General tribe history by Anemone of the SeaWings

Diagram of social structure

RainWings

Additions:

A Guide to the Many Palaces of the Rainforest Kingdom by Pineapple

Ancient RainWing Potion-Making by Ex-Queen Grandeur of the RainWings

RainWing Music Festivals as told by Gibbon to Glory

RainWing religion history by Coconut

Ancient RainWing war strategies by Mango

The Significance and Meaning of Rainforest Flowers by Tamarin

A guide to RainWing education (a school project by Boto)

A Council? How Thoughtful by Heliconia of the RainWings

Something about other villages in the rainforest (besides the main RainWing village) by Tualang

The RainWing royal lineage / notable queens

General tribe history by Siamang

Diagram of social structure

NightWings

Additions:

The origin of NightWing powers and the 3 NightWing Gods by Allknowing

A history of NightWing impact on the environment (school project by Fearless)

An ancient scroll about music competitions between the NightWings and IceWings by Tunesmith

Other moon phases and their effects on NightWing powers by Starclaws

A history of NightWing animi

The Whiteout Museum on the NightWing Island by Mightyclaws

The Biography of Queen Battlewinner by Ex-Princess Greatness of the NightWings

A guide to NightWing education by Truthfinder and Mastermind

NightWing life in the rainforest (written by Secretkeeper)

Those who moved to Renewal (a report by Strongwings)

An old document on ancient NightWing diplomatic practices by Prudence

Oh How Life Turns by Thoughtful of the NightWings

The NightWing royal lineage / notable queens

General tribe history by Hope and Moonwatcher

Diagram of social structure

SandWings

Additions:

Formation of the Scorpion Den by Six-Claws

The uses of the Eye of Onyx by Thorn

Entries from Queen Scorpion's journal

A history of SandWing animi

Traditional SandWing music festivals (Full Moon Festivals) by Pronghorn

An account of SandWing witches and superstitions by Camel

Common SandWing professions by Agave

A SandWing mapmaker's journey across Pyrrhia (ft. notes by Needle)

SandWing food preparations by Quicksand of the SandWings

A guide to popular Kingdom of Sand cities (school project by Arid)

A guide to SandWing education by Cereus

Taipan: the Kingdom of Sand's most dangerous underground criminal organization, a report by King Char

The History of the SandWing Stronghold by Parch

General tribe history by Prickle

The SandWing royal lineage / notable queens

Diagram of social structure

IceWings

Additions:

A detailed history of IceWing animi and gifts

The legend of the Great Ice Dragon, the Great Ice Queen, and ice monsters (school project by Ermine)

A scroll about IceWing art and music festivals

A journal about the Crystal Plaza marketplace

The history of Queen Diamond, Snowfox, and Snowfox's daughter

A guide to IceWing education by Winter

A document describing Snowfall's new council

A school project by Alba describing the problems of the circle rankings

General tribe history by Changbai

The IceWing royal lineage / notable queens

Diagram of social structure

SkyWings

Additions:

A document on how the SkyWing fell victim to cruel queens, making a historical turn in the tribe (written by Harrier)

The SkyWing Orchestra by Peril

The Gods of the SkyWings by Osprey

Ancient SkyWing art by Jasper

A history of SkyWing castles by Hawk

The SkyWing social structure by Thrush

A history of SkyWing animi and firescale dragons

A guide to SkyWing education (a school project by Garnet)

SkyWings and fire: a longstanding history by Carnelian

SkyWing community councils by Avalanche

Fashion in the Sky Kingdom by Soar

An apology by Ruby to her tribe for previous SkyWing ways and a promise for changes in the future

General tribe history by Peregrine

The SkyWing royal lineage / notable queens

Diagram of social structure

Pantalan introduction

This section includes Cricket's letter to Starflight and a map of Pantala.

An up-to-date map of Pantala, showing the Poison Jungle burnt, the boundaries of the LeafSilk Kingdom, and other named locations

An ancient map of Pantala, showing what the continent looked like before the Tree Wars and showing where the kingdoms were when the tribes were all ruled separately

SilkWings

Additions:

Pre-Tree Wars SilkWing Life by Danaid

Members and duties of the SilkWing Assembly

A guide to historical SilkWing queens

The BeetleWings

The origins and use of flamesilk by Admiral of the SilkWings

Journal about old SilkWing communication lines under the continent

The Webs - where the SilkWings used to live

Life in the LeafSilk Kingdom by Blue of the SilkWings

A guide to SilkWing education: past and present by Glider

General tribe history (before the Tree Wars, after Clearsight) by Queen Monarch

HiveWings

Additions:

Pree-Tree Wars HiveWing Life by Scarab

Life under Queen Jewel by Katydid

Ancient records of HiveWing queens

The HiveWing Rebellion movement by Inchworm

The Foundations of the Hives by Jewel

Excerpts from Queen Cochineal's journal

General tribe history (before the Tree Wars, after Clearsight) by Cadelle

HiveWings in the LeafSilk Kingdom by Malachite

A guide to HiveWing education: past and present

LeafWings

Additions:

Ancient LeafWing queens and palaces by Sequoia

A history of LeafWing animi

LeafWing life on Pyrrhia

The origins and use of leafspeak by Belladonna

Records of the Tree Wars

Clearsight and the LeafWings

A guide to LeafWing education: past and present by Sundew

The LeafWing Restorative Justice System by Byblis

General tribe history (before the Tree Wars) by Hazel

A Complex History of Dragon Queens

An entirely new section dedicated to giving a list of all known queens in chronological order of rule with short biographies for each. It starts with the first dragon queen after the Scorching and goes up to Queen Jewel of the HiveWings; and includes queens there is little known about, including the MudWing queen during Moccasin's time, Queen Lagoon's mother, Opal's queen, Queen Anaconda and Princess Python's mother, Vigilance's daughter, Snowfox's daughter, Grandeur's mother, Sequoia's mother, and so many more!

There are currently 86 queens featured (and maybe more to come)!

Time and Holidays in the Dragon World

Another new section dedicated to explaining how time passes (months, seasons, etc) and the many holidays celebrated by different tribes. This section will include information about ancient holidays, along with new ones celebrated post-arc 3.

Animus Magic

This new section will feature information about one of the most mysterious things in the history of Dragonkind, animus magic. This section, written by Turtle, will include facts, theories, and histories of animus magic.

Dragon Biology

A new section dedicated to the biology of the different tribes, including the rarity of scale colors, possible patterns, possible mutations, information about hybrids, heights, diet, and other more scientific information

Humans

Yes, I really did mean that I want to get as many characters as I can into this, including the human characters. But instead of trying to put them into other sections, I'm giving them their own section so it's very easily skippable for those who don't like humans mixed into their dragon guide.

This section will include:

The murder of Queen Oasis from the human perspective by Rose

The many human cities of Pyrrhia by Ivy, Leaf, and Wren

The Human Cities of Pantala by Axolotl and Raven

The Sad Story of Humans in a Dragon World by Rowan

The Human Empires on Pyrrhia and the True Story of the Scorching by Luna

Scavengers are Friends, not Pets by Winter

[materwelonposts]

Hey again, here’s a drawing that I made.. uhh.. a while ago. Anyway, her name is Dove and I’ve been meaning to post her here for a few weeks, but it felt like so much work to explain these guys (they’re my own tribe). However I am currently ready and have the time to do it! So if you are interested, get ready for a big drop of lore.

These dragons are known as the SpiritWings. They are a tribe of dragons hidden away from all the others. They live in a hollowed out mountain that was enchanted centuries ago by an animus to be hidden from the rest of the world. It’s said that a SpiritWing dragonet is born whenever a dragon of another tribe dies.

No one’s quite sure how these dragons live, but it is widely believed that they are fairly civilized and do bow to a queen. They have tools and books, and have managed to find light sources despite their lack of fire. These lights are used to grow many types of plants for them to eat.

SpiritWings have long, slender bodies with feathered wings. They always have some sort of tail fin, whether it’s feathers or wing membrane. They have 11 horns that form an arch around the back of their head (think the shape of Stormfly’s horns from How to Train Your Dragon) and there’s wing membrane connecting between them. They can have a wide variety of colors, being most pale shades. Their eyes can also be in any light color, always with a colored pupil.

These dragons don’t have many recorded abilities, they have no fire and no animi. (Is that plural for animus? Idk I’m using it) They are known to be perfect mimics, being able to recreate any sounds that they hear. This ability and the appearance of their horns make some believe that they may have some distant relation to RainWings. SpiritWings are also rumored to be slightly telekinetic, moving small objects with their minds. However this is just a rumor, and should be taken with a grain of salt.

SpiritWings are omnivores, they’ll eat just about any food put in front of them. Because of their light scourges, they eat many of the same foods that dragons on the surface do.

There are a few ways a SpiritWing can be named. They can be named after gems, the color of their scales, or something related to/considered “pure”. Some example names are Jade, Emerald, Russet, Lavender, Dove, and Sacred.

I did not read over this after I read it and I had to rewrite some parts to make sure the correct meaning was conveyed, so sorry if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes!

[honey-minded-hivemind]

If Logan was the dad dragon to The Last Animus Reader, he would be dealing with a ton of trauma (besides the trauma he already had). His kid, his dragonet, his bby that he raised, nurtured, loved, was gone? Killed? By the very undeserving, ungrateful sons of eels who begged them to help them? To lavish their kingdom with treasure? To gift them plentiful food and water? To make them have power and live long, healthy lives? And then they killed them?

All he sees is RED.

He had to hold them, watch as his dragonet struggled to breath and lay dying in his talons, the light leeching from their eyes. He had to hear the gurgling of their breaths, feel their pulse slip away to nothing. Had to hear them give a curse (a vengeance) on the entire dragon world for the wrong done to them and the other animi, now all dead as their murderers prospered.

And they think they can hide from his wrath?

Whoever his talons land on fall, blood spraying over him, as he takes his own vengeance. Wings are torn clean off, throats slit wide open, tongues ripped out and eyes gouged and tails paralyzed-

All so he can avenge his murdered child. So their spirit can rest easy, knowing their papa did everything he could to make them pay. The years roll on, and slowly the kingdoms face disaster after disaster. Cropless harvests. Hot droughts. Rending hurricanes. Prey shortage. Plant rot. The continents seem to wither into almost nothing- except-

What the animi touched.

Whatever was blessed by animi, is untouched. Unhurt. Pools where you can always pull out a seal. Bowls that double anything put in it. Bracelets that summon rain. Spears that heal wounds. Trees that sprout light. Any animus object, anything enchanted by an animus, is safe. And so begins the riots. The dragons of the kingdoms suffered, have lost so much, all because their greedy queens and royals and soldiers wanted more than their due? So in mobs of swarming wings and tails, they revolt. And it turns into a massacre.

Yet soon... Dragons pop up, claiming that the animi, if appeased, if prayed to, will return. Will bless them. With nothing else to lose, cults begin to rise, praying to different animi, sometimes multiple. Sacrifices are made, prayers chanted, psalms and sermons and hymns rising to the skies above... Dad!Dragon!Logan becomes something of a myth, as it seems his kid enchanted him (or an object they gifted him) to be immortal. He helps down-on-their luck dragonets. Makes friend with dragons who believed good things of animus dragons, without the cultists ideas. And he keeps going. He may want to die, but...

He can't bare to get rid of anything left of his dragonet.

So he watches, and waits, always sleeping by a little tree they had enchanted, one to always sprout oranges, so they and everyone else could have oranges all year round...

It takes about a century or so, before the first rebron animus pops up. A dragon who creates storms with a flick of her tail, who can summon lightning with her talons, makes thunder with her wings. He makes friends with her, and together, they help any new animi that come along. He misses his kid, but he'll help these kids (and other dragonets in need of help), the way he knows how...

One day, though, he knows they'll be back. And he'll be waiting for them, always...

[ask-pipper-peppercorn]

Art by @/lexumpysfunland,@/surinit, @/keikoyume, and Magginyctophobia

This is my blog for Pipper Peppercorn. My cuphead oc! He’s a a pepper shaker food critic that’s famous around the Inkwell Isles for his harsh reviews which can either make or break a restaurant. He often buts heads with Chef Saltbaker who he heavily dislikes. However he is also a calix animi researcher and a direct descendent of an ancient calix warrior, and so he wishes to live up to their legacy. It’s too bad he is terrible at magic and hardly has any. His calix research is to learn about his family history but also in hopes to find way to improve and better his magic. So in conclusion. He’s a total loser.

Other fun facts

He’s British.

He’s Bi.

He’s in his mid 20’s

Has a whole calix animi collection in his house

He’s been to several of the mausoleum’s around Inkwell isle including rugged ridge but he’s terrified of going back there because the cyclops nearly killed him.

He has daddy issues💀

[teecupangel]

Hope you don't mind me popping in here again ^^* But here goes. The Animi that could access memories were developed to specifically access Desmond's DNA, no? All initial tests were done on it. And Layla based her Animus on those Animi. So imagine if she, having not known much about Desmond or how he impacted Animus project, didn't know adjustments are needed. And when she accesses Bayek's memories, the Animus loads a tagalong with it. One that can be perceived by those in memories

I will never mind getting any messages hahahaha.

........ Okay, so when I started writing this, I went off track and focused too much on how to make it believable. I'll focus on how this could work but down below is my usual "let's screw with canon to make this fic work"

Let's say Desmond's DNA is in the Animus Layla is now using.

Layla won't realize it at first. Maybe she'll feel like something is off but she'll chalk it up to bugs that haven't been fixed. Abstergo is AC franchise's fictional counterpart of Ubisoft (even though Ubisoft also exist in their universe) so bugs are to be expected since there's no day-one patch.

Glitching in the corner of Bayek's eyes that Bayek doesn't react to.

There was one memorable glitch where there seem to be someone standing in the shadows while Bayek uses the Apple to bash the head of his target. Again, Layla isn't sure if it's important or not. But she now starts keeping an eye for it.

So she starts to notice them.

Whispered words that the Animus doesn't translate. Some sounding Arabic. Maybe Latin or Italian? Layla can't be sure. Another language she doesn't understand at all.

Then she hears singing. Sea shanties. English sea shanties. She's not sure if the Animus was translating it or if it's something all together but she gets curious.

But she's deep into Bayek's story now.

She's engrossed and she follows Bayek but she sees them. They're getting bolder. More noticeable.

Aya glitching into a woman wearing an armor with a cross.

Bayek's allies glitching to people wearing clothes more befitting the 15th or 16th century.

Food in the marketplace glitching to food that shouldn't be available in Egypt during that time period.

Bayek himself glitching and saying words of another language in another voice not his whenever he skins the animals he had hunted.

And then...

Bayek meets a boy who asks him to leap from the temple of Zeus.

A boy who says his name is Esio.

And that's when the Animus crashes.

When Layla boots it back, Bayek is standing in a white space.

That's strange?

The Animus says it's loading but the loading screen should be black, not white...

Layla starts to wonder if she should shut it down and check if everything is alright but the loading finish and Bayek is standing in the same place once more, a few feet from the small pool that cushioned his fall.

But the boy isn't there anymore.

Instead, Bayek is facing a young man wearing a white hoodie and jeans who waved his hand at Bayek and awkwardly greeted, "Heeeyyy."

Before Layla could react, Bayek's entire form glitched for a moment and he greeted back, "Hello."

"Uuuhhh... Layla, right?" The man asked and Bayek frowned at it.

"No. I am Bayek of Siwa." Bayek answered with a shake of his head.

"Oh, man. I feel like Minerva, right now." The man mumbled under his breath before he just shrugged and said, "So, yeah. Layla. I know you can hear me. My name is Desmond Miles."

"And... your Animus kinda loaded me in." Desmond paused for a moment before asking, "I know it's a lot to ask but..."

"Can you... I don't know... try and contact the Assassins or something for me?"

(Cue a fic where Layla and Desmond try to converse using Bayek as their mediator and Desmond's DNA has screwed the Animus so badly that Bayek has now gained some sort of 'conscious' and knows what's happening thanks to the Animus going "fuck it" and just using Bayek's past memories and actions to create a Bayek AI all in an attempt to keep the program from BSOD-ing)

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teecup's usual off-tangent 'i will make canon bend to our will and beg for more'

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As far as I know, the Animus Project's main goal was to use genetic memories of the descendants of both Assassins and Templars to find and retrieve POEs. Desmond wasn't the end goal but ended up being everyone's jackpot due to his genetic makeup and (well) all the Isu 'favoritism' he had.

However, we can make an argument that the Animi used for 'data collection' in Black Flag were programmed specifically to access Desmond's DNA only, otherwise they would have gotten errors from the people like Noobie using it and getting conflicting memories (from Desmond's DNA and from their own genetic memory). (The same could be said for the ones they use for Arno's memories but I think the DNA sample they used for that one is Callum's dad from the movie who is canonically Arno's descendant)

If you read Layla's emails in Origin, she does talk about how the Animus in the movie (called the Aerie) was created based on her suggestions and that one of the main reasons why she went rogue is because Sofia Rikkin used her idea but never got her in the Animus Project (she was planning on using the Animus to show Sofia that she does deserve to be in the Animus Project). AC wiki also states that the Animus Layla uses in Origin was stolen from Abstergo. She most definitely tinkered with it though but...

Well, I honestly believe Desmond's data isn't in the Animus she would use in Origin.

I think Abstergo has two main branches of the Animus Project

The secret one led by Sofia Rikkin devoted to using the Animus to find and retrieve POEs

The entertainment section that 'developed' Black Flag to Unity for PROFIT

They would both have Desmond's DNA but I think the entertainment section is the one using it the most (especially considering the fake main menu in Unity showed that they did release games based on Desmond's other ancestors including Haytham). Sofia Rikkin's Animus Project probably has it in storage or may be using it to test new features (kinda like how QA teams that test on a laptop's disc tray have specific discs to use and are not allowed to use personal discs).

BUT Noobie in Black Flag did give Rebecca files because they were being blackmailed by John the IT guy so what's to say they didn't give the Sample 17 DNA as well? Also, Rebecca's Animus has Desmond's sessions in it. What's to say the Animus didn't copy Desmond's DNA for faster loading?

In other words, Layla's Animus as it is in Origin? I think it's possible (but not that likely) that it would have a copy of Desmond's DNA. We can raise that possibility by handwaving it and say Layla stole an Animus that was currently being tested so Desmond's DNA was copied into it.

But the Animus she uses in Odyssey and Valhalla where she would most probably have coordinated with Rebecca and maybe even received past Animus data from Rebecca? That can easily be contaminated with Desmond's data by accident. (especially Valhalla where Rebecca took over Animus duty)

[midnightfire830]

So just some questions, does the angel blood alter any features to the physical body of cuphead and mugman???, like do they get feathers in some places or anything??, what other types of powers do the cup bros have??, and what type of angel blood did they get injected with (what I mean is like what type of angel like arch angel for example) is cuphead still a little mean??, what would the valid animosity do if they found out??, can they heal people??,does mugman posses the power to sense the emotions of someone??, kinda like Alice in inky mystery, do they have halos (they prolly don’t😭), what things can cuphead and mugman can and cannot eat??, does cuphead still suffer from blackouts??,can they mind read??, what do they’re souls look like??,what’s cupheads power???, can they go into the upper??, are they more nicer???,do they still collect contracts??,how does cannikan react if cuphead tell him about the angel blood??? That’s all ^^

Lmao I was looking forward to your questions Charlixc3!!🤣

I’m writing this on and off whenever I have time during work. So sorry if it’s sporadic.

No changes in their appearance aside from eye color.

The only power they have are the ones I listed earlier. Empathy and premonition.

They don’t know what kind of angel. Just that it was a fallen one.

Cup isn’t as “mean” but he’s more paranoid and anxious now. A LOT more paranoid. 😏 But he was never given the demon blood bc hat was concerned that might do more damage.

If the (I assume you mean calix animi) found out they’d most likely freak out. They’re still technically tainted. Tho it wouldn’t be as big of a deal bc it’s angel blood instead of demon. They’d try to get the cupbros to come in and undergo a bunch of tests to make sure they aren’t a danger.

They cannot heal people nor use other angel magic.

Mugman’s ability is to sense emotions from other people. Drawback of it is tho is he’s not always used to that power. Especially if he’s in a room with a lot of people. Or if the people in the room have very high or strong conflicting emotions. It’s disorienting for him. He can however tell when people lie. It’s really helped him and cup with their jobs.

No halos. I’m not sure about not being able to eat certain foods.

Cuphead doesn’t get blackouts because he doesn’t have the demon blood.

They cannot read minds.

Their souls should look like regular dish souls. I know cup’s was damaged during the demon blood incident in OG canon, but because they are creatures of light having angel blood introduced in their system doesn’t hurt them too badly. And doesn’t affect their souls much.

Cuphead’s power is being able to see into the future. But it’s pretty weak and more of a nuisance to him. For one he can see a few days to a week in advance. And usually the visions are only a few seconds to a minute. Barely gives him enough information to prevent the events. And that only scratches the surface of the drawbacks.

I mean, they’d be allowed to go into the upper but it doesn’t give them any special privileges. I’m pretty sure they’d be turned away like any other toon.

Mugs is normal. Cup is nicer. And maybe a bit more happy and silly. The demon blood in OG canon I think slightly damaged his soul and crippled his personality a bit. So he’d be light-hearted and maybe more of a good id imagine. Less serious? Idk

Same as OG IM but not as horrified? He’d be a bit more ok with his sons being tainted with angel blood rather than demon blood.

I think that’s all of your questions? Lemme know if you have more or if I didn’t answer any completely

Thanks for the ask Charlixc3!

[firecurls-27]

Things I gots questions abouts-

Ok so we know that the cup bros are made of porcelain, but which kind?? The rough kind on old dolls that are super creepy looking? Or the smooth shiny kind on fancy China tea sets?

How funny would it be if saltbaker had like a brother/sister that was the exact opposite of him. Very skinny. Like they’re a chef that makes spicy/savory foods, they look sketchy but is actually the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, and are in the city instead of a little town? Chef peppercook.

What if instead of their god being a supernatural being, there’s a big screen, and when a toon goes through it and it’s one of the real-life artists for the show?

Where. The fuck. IS INKWELL HEAVEN. Like I know there’s hints of it like once or twice but like those are the only points of evidence. like WHERE THE FUCK IS MICHAEL? OR GABRIEL? OR WHOEVER THE FUCK ELSE THERE IS? And there’s been about 2-3 points where we see the Morningstar, Lucifer’s symbol.

Calix animi. Need i say more?

Ok so someone pointed out a while back that jerry has these fangs under his scarf. Some people suggested that he was like a spider or something, what if he’s part of the moonshine mob? But then again, if he’s part of the mob shouldn’t he have more people come with him to get black market stuff? Or OR what if he’s another demon/imp? Like mammon (prince of greed) or a taller imp. He’s got the nose and facial features that look similar to an imps! Maybe he’s hiding his tail under his coat!

This is he kind of shit I think about at night. What do y’all think? Any thoughts or something you want to point out?

[bent-penny]

Totally not me finally talking about my Cuphead AU because I'm slowing forgetting about it due to queer puppets eating my brain.

(This will probably go until I feel like making another one or if someone has a question about something)

It's called the Son's of No Good Saints AU, and a lot of it is just what presive to be canon. The other half of this AU is just ridiculous headcanons that I thought of while listening to a Playlist I have that makes me think of them

One of the primary focuses of this AU is the powers that the three cups posses. (The weapons and charms they use in game) the weapons were first created as one force of power by Athena Goddess of War (and Ms. Chalice's mother). As the power was passed down to the mortal members of the Calix Animi it either began to separate (and become two different weapons) or weaken. The Calix Animi soldiers could only use 50% of their power before they would break

Somewhere down the line, Athena decides leave the Calix Animi (Athena was the leader at the time) but she didn't leave them totally lost. She had a child with a mortal man from a peasant family. Ms. Chalice's dad only had her for the first ten years of her life before the Calix Animi took her away from him to train her and show her how to use and control her powers. She would be thier new leader, and the new protector of Inkwell

From what I do remember, the Devil has had a bone to pick with every God and Goddess after he was thrown out of heaven. After building up an army of demons and what not, hell and Inkwell went to war.

Ms. Chalice losing her life marked the end of the three year war.

After Ms. Chalice was put to rest with the Calix Animi on the fourth Isle Inkwell went back to peace and content.

Everything but Chalice. Unlike her fellow soldiers, she wasn't content to dissappear, leading her to wander the planes of existence for many years. Both finding and losing herself. Over and over.

A few thousand years of aimlessly wandering later, Chalice found herself back on the fourth Isle in the year 1924.

There she made friends with a young Chef Saltbaker (who had just lost his daughter not a few months before). For the next six years they bonded over magic and food. In fact, Ms. Chalice was a big help to Saltbaker achieving his dream in being the best Chef in all the isles. In return, Chef Saltbaker decided to help Chalice achieve her dream of having a normal life.

It Took Saltbaker almost two years to make the wonder tart work the way Ms. Chalice wanted it to, the first wonder tart that he created turned Ms. Chalice into a five year old that Saltbaker would have to take with him on deliveries and out shopping. She would always put her hands in the ingredients while Saltbaker was trying to bake.

The second wonder tart turned Ms. Chalice into a bitter elderly woman. That would always lecture Saltbaker and everyone that came into the bakery always starting with "back in my day-" or "when I was your age-"

But as time passes, resources for food and magic became scarce and not easy to find, putting the wonder tart that would turn Chalice 14 years old on hold. So while Chef Saltbaker was just selling his goods to get by and keep the bakery open, Ms. Chalice took the liberty of going off to the main isles of Inkell to look for the magic that was needed to make the final wonder tart.

Going back to the mausoleum but getting trapped in the process, she ended up staying in the Keeper Urn for months until getting released by Cuphead and Mugman

That's it for part one! Thank you for reading this far <3

[riccardofranchinilucca]

🏞️UNO DEI PONTI SOSPESI PIÙ LUNGHI AL MONDO Benvenuti, avventurieri e cuori impavidi! Siete pronti a sfidare le vostre paure e fare un giro su uno dei ponti sospesi più folli del pianeta? No, non sto esagerando. Oggi ci troviamo al famigerato Ponte Sospeso di San Marcello Piteglio (PT), un vero capolavoro d’acciaio e coraggio. Questo non è il solito ponte da cartolina, è un filo d’acciaio che taglia in due l’aria sopra una valle che potrebbe far girare la testa anche agli animi più duri. Costruito nel 1923 – e sì, avete capito bene, quasi 100 anni fa – non è stato messo qui per far selfie o per TikTok, ma per aiutare gli operai delle ferriere a non fare la fine del tonno nel fiume Lima. Pensateci un secondo: un tizio locale, un imprenditore con del fegato, si sveglia una mattina e dice: “Sapete cosa? Facciamo un ponte sospeso di 227 metri, perché la gente deve attraversare questa dannata valle!”. E non si è fermato lì. Ha voluto che fosse uno dei più lunghi del mondo. Adesso, se state già cominciando a sudare al pensiero di mettere piede su questa cosa, tranquilli. Non c’è niente di più figo di camminare su un ponte che sembra quasi fluttuare, mentre guardate giù e vi rendete conto che, beh, se crolla avete almeno una vista spettacolare prima di dire addio. Ma non crollerà. O forse sì? Chi lo sa! È questo il brivido, no? Una volta attraversato, vi garantisco che non sarete più gli stessi. Perché il Ponte Sospeso non è solo una struttura, è un’esperienza. Una cosa che vi fa sentire vivi. E alla fine, non è questo che cerchiamo tutti, un po’ di adrenalina mescolata a storia, acciaio e un pizzico di pazzia? Benvenuti nel mondo dei temerari. O siete dentro, o restate a guardare. 🇬🇧 🏞️ ONE OF THE LONGEST SUSPENSION BRIDGES IN THE WORLD Welcome, adventurers and fearless souls! Are you ready to face your fears and take a stroll across one of the craziest suspension bridges on the planet? No, I’m not exaggerating. Today we find ourselves at the infamous Suspension Bridge of San Marcello Piteglio (PT), a true masterpiece of steel and courage. This is not your typical postcard bridge; it’s a steel wire slicing through the air over a valley that could make even the toughest souls dizzy. Built in 1923 – and yes, you heard that right, nearly 100 years ago – this wasn’t put here for selfies or TikTok, but to help the workers from the local ironworks avoid becoming fish food in the Lima River. Think about it for a second: a local guy, an entrepreneur with some serious guts, wakes up one morning and says, “You know what? Let’s build a 227-meter suspension bridge because people need to cross this damn valley!” And he didn’t stop there. He wanted it to be one of the longest in the world. Now, if you’re already sweating at the thought of setting foot on this thing, relax. There’s nothing cooler than walking on a bridge that feels like it’s floating, as you look down and realize, well, if it collapses, at least you’ll have one hell of a view before saying goodbye. But it won’t collapse. Or maybe it will? Who knows! That’s the thrill, right? Once you’ve crossed, I guarantee you won’t be the same person. Because the Suspension Bridge isn’t just a structure; it’s an experience. Something that makes you feel alive. And in the end, isn’t that what we’re all after? A little adrenaline mixed with history, steel, and a dash of madness? Welcome to the world of daredevils. You’re either in, or you’re just watching. CLICCA SOTTO PER FOTO 👇

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