#fontiane imagine

[kei-ing-yourcar]

KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE

Summary: Yo-yo's sister gets dragged into the Three Stooges mess when they come to her grandma house running from trouble.

Warnings: none

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Ressee loved to sleep. It was one of the only times she ever truly felt peace. So naturally she hated whenever something or someone woke her up. It always made her heart beat a mile a minute and feel slightly confused.

When Ressee fell asleep tonight she was, once again, at peace. She had been sleeping good when she heard knocking on her window. She sat up quickly, heart racing, trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

The knocking came again. Ressee hopped out of bed making her way towards the window. She looked out to see her sister, Slick Charles, and Fontaine outside. All three looked like they had seen a ghost.

She quickly ushered them in. Watching as they all climbed in the window one by one, she looked out to make sure the coast was clear and then she closed it back.

"When y'all change the locks on the front door?" Yo yo whispered.

"This morning." Ressee told her as she handed her the new key. "But what the fuck y'all got going on?"

Ressee looked the three up and down, making sure to glare at Slick Charles.

"Fuck you looking at me like that for?"

"I can look at you however I wanna look at you."

"Nah, you mother-"

"Both of yall shut up before you wake up Grandmama!" Yo yo whisper shouted to the two bickering idiots. Slick Charles and her sister always have had problems with each other. For good reason too, but now wasn't the time for them to argue.

"Fuck what they talking bout, when we going back to that underground lab?" Fontaine asked, anxious to get back to the lab he saw himself dead in.

"In the morning, Taine. We gotta lay low for the rest of the night."

Ressee looked at her sister like she was crazy.

"Underground lab? Y'all niggas high?"

"This don't pertain to your Kermit The Frog as-"

"Shut the fuck up Limp Di-"

"Both of you shut up! Look the underground lab is a lab underground that we got to through a secret elevator in a house and it had a buncha weird powdery shit that made us laugh and a weird looking white black man and a dead Fontaine who really isn't Fontaine because Fontaine is right here with us!" Yo yo rambled off, her shoulders sagging in relief when she was finished.

Ressee looked at the two men to see if they believed anything her sister had just said just to see they were already looking at her expectantly. She sighed. She wanted to believe that this was some coked up idea Slick Charles and Yo yo had come up with, but Fontaine didn't look high. His eyes were just slightly wide. So everything her sister said must've been somewhat true. It was just so hard to belive though.

"First of all, what is a white black man?"

"After everything she just told you, that's your first question?" Slick shook his head in disbelief.

"He was white but had an afro." Yo yo said while eyeing Fontaine who had started pacing the floor.

"I'm Fontaine. I ain't dead."

The night's events still had him on edge. His thoughts were racing a mile a minute.

"Taine chill. We'll go back in the morning to check it out." Yo yo lead him towards the bed. Ressee was going to protest him sleeping in her bed, but decided against it. He needed it more than her if she was to believe their tale.

"I'll go with y'all. Ya know, to make sure."

All three of them looked up at her.

"Yea the more the merrier." Slick grumbled and she rolled her eyes at him.

End of part 1

Part 2 coming soon🙃

[thatdeadaquarius]

imagine if reader is given an ancient scripture from around the time humanity founded out how to write and do the alphabet (somehow it was preserved so well that you can still see the words with no issue)

and it's the most heart wrenching, soul crushing, tear inducing, hyperventilating, sanity disappearing angst, misunderstandings, hurt/no comfort, it gets worse but never better, major character death, unrequited love story to have ever existed in teyvat.

and after reader goes through the whole thing, they can barely talk or breathe properly with how much they're crying.

(even better, it was smut not angst and reader is staring ar the scripture, jaw dropped to the floor with shaking hands.)

STOP- I avoid fanfics like that at all costs 😭 id stop reading it after the first angsty event LMAO

Im like... too emotionally affected by fanfics, esp angst ones 💀

Its just, ppl who write closer to my generation or just very psychologically honestly, are like fucking deadly writers. Got my day ruined and shit w/just fanfics 😭

LMAO THE GIF IS JUST YOU ON THE SPOT NOT EVEN HALFWAY THRU-

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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: Short! Headcanons-ish

Stars: my first of the Fontians!! Fontainianes? Fontainains?? u get it

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: sobbing, discussion of vague smut/NSFW book at the end, okay for Teen/Mature audiences, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

no but it’d be hilarious if u got this crazy like hand-width deep tablet for each “page” of the book, like how every novel or info in genshin is like one page at a time 😭

Sumeru and other international academics are literally constantly harassing politely requesting your translation of these and sending them to you in whichever country you’re visiting at the moment

Fontaine was even more complex and pretty in real life than it could ever be in game and i can def see you at like Neuvillette’s office or a nice french fontaine cafe and just WHAM

huge ass tablet bc as much as the fic tortures you, you have to know what the fuck happens to these miserable idiots

Neuvillette, Clorinde, and Lynette are all the type to immediately try and dissuade you from reading it again, bc from their point of view you just pull out this huge old rock and start sobbing quietly about 10 mins into the read every time 😭😭

(unsurprisingly, Neuvillette would even go so far as to get the Marechaussee Phantom to sneakily steal ur most recent tablets of the story to hide them, which sucks for you LMAO)

Freminet, Wriothesley, Navia, Lyney, and Furina,all frantically try to distract you, and also theyre in order of who would be the most dramatic w/it lmao

NO BC I JUST HAD THE THOUGHT-

Ur tears absolutely are top priority to Neuvillette and Furina so when they inevitably find the memories in them (and the traveler too maybe)

of what the story is about, except its like all the feelings and stuff, so like its the best “translation” they get of the book so far, u best believe it rains for a week straight

it started out as a light drizzle, but as Neuvillette “read on” in ur tear’s memories if got worse HAHA

mans is out here trying to convince himself like, “this is a classic tragedy from eons ago, its about a human romance, im definitely unaffected, though im glad i could figure out what ails My Majesty so”

meanwhile the story gets worse and its just like that meme “ohHHhhhHH its got a little kiicckkk”

Neuvillette nearly floods the streets by chapter 5 when the miscommunication happens and then they cant get in contact with each other to fix it lmao

LMAO I JUST HAD A VISIONNN

ur in fontaine and while yes drinks were popular (like obv fonta)

business is rlly booming bc now everyone you know (like the Vision-users or archons Neuvill, etc) all have develop this habit of having a water bottle or drink on them to offer you when u start reading to rehydrate you 😭😭😭

Navia, Clorinde, Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Lyney, Lynette all have a handkerchief on them at all times too 😭😭

Good God-

the moment you translate the now instant Shakespearean-level tragedy classic, it is a known tear-jerker thruout all of Teyvat,

like theres trigger warnings and age limits and shit 💀

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on another note,

if its smut,

ur desperately combing thru all the tablets and wall carvings and cave paintings to try and lowkey cover it up LMAO

and its not like a story with a smut scene either, its like what anon said,

just fully like the ao3 tag “Porn What Plot/Porn With Plot”

STOP

not u yanking the tablets out of Neuvillette’s hands when he curiously picks them up one time lmao

(he is now invested in getting these translated too bc of ur reaction lol)

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Spooky Season! Spooky Season!! Spooky Season!!!

still not dead btw

just got hired at my new job so ive been training and busy!! :)

im a host at Olive Garden lol its weird and kinda hard, my feet hurt a lot and i havent had a full shift yet ;-; its a brand new one so it opens the 23rd

dw that eldritch one shot is still coming btw, just talking with betas and editing it now lol

hope if you read this you have a great upcoming weekend!!

Safe Travels Anon,

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[akirasgalaxy]

I started Tumblr about a month ago

I posted 35 times in 2021

14 posts created (40%)

21 posts reblogged (60%)

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I added 50 tags in 2021

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#the fan art for this man is keeping me fed

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

OC Intro: Camilla Aderlane-Chérime

Universe: Genshin Impact Vision: Hydro Weapon: Polearm Home: Fontaine, currently resides in Mondstadt Works as: Assistant Chief of Mechanics in the Knights of Favonius Basic Info: The Nation of Fontiane is well known for its arts. But this also includes its technology. As the second heir to a well known manufacturing company, Camilla often uses her bright mind to build intricate machinery. Though sometimes, she can get herself into trouble. Why she is in Mondstadt? That is is a story for another time. I plan on using her is a full fic, but for now, this is Camilla. I have some concept art of her, but it is quite sloppy.

6 notes • Posted 2021-10-23 19:52:07 GMT

#4

Self-Aware of Top Tumblr Tags for Genshin Impact!

So recently tumblr put out which tags were post popular (link to post here) and that got me thinking, what if the characters were aware of their ranking on Tumblr... I tried my best to do all 50, all as canon as could be I am doing 10 at a time and update as needed

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1. Zhongli - Would be flattered but you wouldn't know it. "Hmm. It is nice to know that I am perceived so highly by mortals of another world, regardless of my stature as a god." While he know it is just "a simple ranking", he does cherish this memory, as he does with many others

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2. Childe - As soon as he sees the results, he bursts out laughing, in pure joy and confusion. A villain of the story being one of the most loved... "What a great feeling to know I have so many comrades at my side!" Would absolutely write about it in his next letter to his family.

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3. Kaeya - This smug little- I mean, he would absolutely boast to everyone at the minimum of 3 days. And so help Diluc if Charles calls out sick. Diluc will absolutely not hear the end of it.

"My, my, how flattering! I would love to join all of you on your adventures as much as you enjoy joining in on mine."

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4. Venti - On cloud 18, 9 doesn't even count it. Surprised the block-head Zhongli earned a high ranking. "Oh surely ballads shall be sung of the most popular bard of two wonderous worlds!" Will absolutely use this to try and get wine from Diluc.

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5. Xiao - Being his Tsundere self, he doesn't care for "mortal" rankings but is happy, no, pleased, with the fact that his efforts keep his world safe and please others in another world. He considers this just an extension of his contract. It isn't but it's ok you little emo boy.

"Hmph, I have no care for these mortal rankings"

Translation: "Thank you, my Karma feels slightly better knowing that I am loved by so many, even with the blood others I have shed."

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6. Diluc - Pretty much ignores it. He already has Donna going on and on abut him. To imagine so many people are just like her- He rather not put that thought in his head. He rather stay at Dawn Winery during the day and go out at night until this whole hype blows over. Not totally trying to avoid the tavern. Nope. Perfectly normal not to even pass by like usual. "I do not see the point in such rankings, but thank you. Your admiration is appreciated."

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7. Albedo - Similar to Diluc, he glances at the ranks and moves on. But it absolutly on his mind all day. Maybe when he is alone and relishing the fact that he, the Chalk Prince, not even a truly human being, is loved by so many we get a small smile. "Hmm, the development of another world so closely intertwined with ours to have established such a ranking needs more research and thank you."

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8. Lumine - (Assuming that Aether is the missing sibling) She is glad so many people like her. And hopes that since we have another view of Teyvat, we know where her brother is. Probably some lore about it, for the most part, we only know as much, possibly less than she does.

"Thank you to everyone."

(Assuming she is the missing sibling) Confused as to how she is so popular, considering that she mostly moves in the shadows. "..."

(Assuming they are reunited and act like "normal" siblings) Rubs it in Aether's face so much. Brings it up at any chance.

This is her pretty much-

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9. Aether - (Assuming that Lumine is the missing sibling) Glad to know that Lumine is loved. Hopes this means that we know something about where she is, unfortunately, not really. More interested in his sister's ranking than his.

"Ok, but thank you for your support"

(Assuming he is the missing sibling) Isn't surprised. Obviously, he looks like the villain, so isn't surprised by the fact that he scored lower. Surprised that he was so close.

"Maybe our destinies are more closely intertwined and reaching their end faster than expected."

(Assuming they are reunited and act like "normal" siblings) *falls to the ground and punches it dramatically as Lumine laughs*

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10. Scaramouche - Everyone must run and hide if someone dares to ask him to do the Fandango. Honestly, annoyed. By the Fandango. By Childe.

(LORE SPOILER) Now that he has the gnosis, does that him soft again???? If so, he is more tsundere about the whole thing. (SPOILER OVER)

He is genuinely surprised by the ranking, considering that it is one based on popularity and he had never been one for interacting with people and being popular, like a certain ginger.

"I don't care about your ranking of popularity. If I truly wanted to be at the top, I could easily strike fear into your hearts with Electro. What? For the last time, I will not do the [REDACTED] Fandango."

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7 notes • Posted 2021-12-02 15:59:08 GMT

#3

MIKO- YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE!

Welp, now I have officially exploded- Gonna ascend to Celestia now

27 notes • Posted 2021-11-24 04:59:53 GMT

#2

HE WALKED TO DAWN WINERY! I WOULD TAKE A WALK WITH YOU ANYDAY!

27 notes • Posted 2021-11-30 20:17:03 GMT

#1

What if... (UndercoverMafia!Childe x CrimeJounrnalist!Y/N)

*Y/N is reading the newspaper on latest crimes*

Y/N: *accidentally asks aloud* How do you always get the perfect shot?

Childe: You just aim for the head. Make sure you always have the target in sight. Then when you are ready, pull the trigger.

*Childe comes to Y/N*

Childe: Wait, did you mean for photos?

Y/N: *stares intensely* yes.

34 notes • Posted 2021-12-02 16:38:59 GMT

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